Your relief pitchers:
Al Lefty Jones: is one of the best pitchers in baseball, but he's           getting a little long in the tooth.  He's got a few more good games in him,     though.
big Joe Armstrong: is one of the hottest new comers to the game.  He has a     wonderful career in frunt of him if he keeps pitching the way he has been       pitching the last few games.
Tiny Tina Thomas: is the first woman pitcher in baseball. She might be        short, but she has a mighty mean curve ball.
Uncle Bob Smith: is the old man of the teem and is loved by all the ball     players.  His wise ways and lightning fast fast ball makes him one of the       top pitchers in the game.
Wild man Jim Walker: Wild man Jim is one of the best strike out artists in       the business.  He does give up the home run ball, though. If he's hot,          nobody can hit this guy.
Storming Stan Booth: Storming Stan has had the lowest E. R. A. and the most      saves in the league for the last three years. He is the ace closer on the       team.
Other team's relief pitchers:
Bad Boy Bart Simpson
Spitting Sam McDaniels
Bobby good old boy Hil
Kim quick draw Stewart
Scott bulldog Tucker
Cheech laffing man Maren
Tommy the bong Chong
Fireball Fred Flintstone
Lovable Old Charley Brown
