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Some Beginnings:
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When will dinner be ready? ... as soon as YOU pick a restaurant!

When to say when ... whenever you want!

When the time is right ... ensure your watch hasn't stopped.

When wrong is right ... right the wrong; impeach, if you must!

When a duck is like a pillow? ... after it gets down! (sexist joke)

When boys will be boys ... girls will be the topic of discussion.

When in doubt ... (RTFM) read the instructions.

When the cat is out of the bag ... pussyfoot around.

When can I open my eyes? ...  as soon as you can see.

When you're fed-up ... vehemently exercise!

When *WILL YOU BE OUT OF THE BATHROOM*? ... *[..(infinite silence)..]*

When enough is enough ... say, "Thank you."

When will justice be done? ... when the blind lady can see.

When you get where you're going ... pick a new destination.

When you're ready to go ... take rock steady aim!

When in Rome ... look up the Pope, say, "Hey" for me!

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