
--- Bumper Stickers Seen On The Information Superhighway

For sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.

Why did the Howells pack so much for a three hour tour?

Make headlines!  Use a cordoroy pillow!

...collect call from Earth, will you accept?

Confusion not only reigns, it pours...

And God said, "I'll buy a vowel."

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Just a modern modem mage cruising the electronic highways.

Speak the truth, but leave the motor running.

Smith & Wesson: the original "point and click" interface.

I don't cheat, I play by the extended rules.

So easy to use a child can do it.  Child sold separately.

At Windows, quality is job 1.1

There are many intelligent species in the universe.  They all own cats.

And I thought phrenology with a ball peen hammer was a dying art.

What part of my brilliance don't you understand.

To eat, perchance, to barf.

Happiness is a state of mind.  Not happy?  Change your mind.

Lord, give me patience... right now!

Life's a bitch, but some of the puppies are cute.

I am Procrastitron.  I will destroy you, eventually.

When you've got no choice, be brave.

Waitress! (glare)  This roadkill is not properly aged!

A darkroom is not the best place to develop a reputation.

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevent.

Never question authority.  It doesn't know either.

My body is a temple, and my mouth is a concession stand.

The Comma Sutra - the guide to Grammatic Satisfaction.

Some of my best personalities are insane!

Paradigms - you know what they say, "shift happens."

Gimme $50 or I'll tell Janet Reno you're a cult member.

"I am a jelly doughnut."  - John F. Kennedy

You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem...

What is the airspeed of a swallow on unleaded?

Smoke may indicate you have passed maximum performance.

Professor: one who talks in someone else's sleep.

Tactics: breath freshener for dyslexics.

Graduate of the Uncle Fester School of Party Etiquette.

Go ahead, make my danish.

I'm into BBS&M.
                                                     
