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  Desk: a very large wastebasket with drawers.
  
  Will that be cache or chkdsk?
  
  Did he say, "splunge?"
  
  Accept no sheep imitations.
  
  Abandon the search for truth; settle on a good fantasy.
  
  "If it's not too much treble, may I rest here," she quavered.
  
  This message is a forgery, or a very clever original.
  
  Is there such a thing as clean lucre?
  
  You think that was bitter? That wasn't bitter. This is bitter!
  
  Did I ever show you where the horse bit me?
  
  "Oops!" said William Tell, aimlessly.
  
  He writes dialog by cutting monologs in two.
  
  Carpe carp: seize the fish!
  
  The problem with the human race is that it has very low 
  admission standards.
  
  I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.
  
  Can you repeat the part after, "Listen very carefully?"
  
  Rule #69: Look, do we have to explain everything?
  
  On a clear desk you can never find anything.
  
  Dark beer, dark humor - what more do you need?
  
  I tried to drown my problems but they can swim.
  
  You and me against the world? Great! When do we attack?
  
  Never be led astray on to the path of virtue.
  
  Some days the only good things on TV are the lamp and the clock.
  
  The trouble with children is they are not returnable.
  
  Scrabble? Nah, I can't spell worth a shirt!
  
  Real fun is bungie jumping off the edge of insanity!
  
  The world will end the day after the warranty expires.
  
  Hot water heater? Hot water NEEDS heating?
  
  Okay now. Is it new, or is it improved?
  
  What are you doing? The message is over, GO AWAY!
  
  Immortality is not for the squeamish.
  
  I'm not CREATING a disturbance, I'm improving the one already here!
  
  I always wake up at the crack of ice.
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