
--- Bumper Stickers Seen On The Information Superhighway

Soul of Cassanova.  Body of Elmer Fudd.

My train of thought derailed.

Nothing screws up a good story like an eyewitness.

Smokey the Borg: "Only you can be assimilated..."

Help, I've fallen and I can't...Hey, nice carpet!

Necrophilia means never having to say...well, anything.

"What were you in civilian life?"  "Happy, sir!"

I'm not a photographer.  I just wear all this to lose weight.

I'm going insane and I'm taking you with me.

Team effort: a lot of people doing what _I_ say!

And Adam asked, "What's a headache?"

7.2 on the sphincter scale.

Dachshunds are really small crocodiles with fur.

Found God?  If nobody claims Him in 30 days, he's yours!

Perform random acts of violence and senseless slaughter.

Okay, THAT'S IT!  Arm the electric bagpipes.

I came to see you off, and you certainly are!

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Clinical studies show there are no answers.

My software never has bugs.  It just develops random features.

Vertebrates...unquestionably gave rise to chiropractors.

There is a fine line between creative genius and insanity.

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.

The thing most generally raised on land is taxes.

If the world is my oyster, where is my oyster knife?

If I were two faced, would I wear this one?

Seen on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.

Windows ice cream...Hoggin' DOS.

Isometric: sign in the window of a modern tailor.

Health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

I'm starting a war for peace!

A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.

If it ain't broken, play with it until it is.

A squirrel is just a rat with good P.R.

Laddie, do ya think might like ta...rephrase that?

{correction from last month:

Difference between genius and stupidity: stupidity has no limits. }

