
--- Bumper Stickers Seen on the Information Superhighway

What came first, the woman or the department store?

I tried to smoke some hash, but the corned beef wouldn't light!

Death to all fanatics!

Lawyer: a cat who settles disputes between mice.

Tractor pulls: for people who can't understand wrestling.

I don't have a license to kill.  I have a learner's permit.

If you can't say something nice, say something surreal.

I have a rock garden.  Last week three of them died.

Love: two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

LSD: virtual reality without the expensive hardware.

I don't want the whole world, just your half.

"Energize," said Kirk, and the pink bunny appeared.

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are up to Something!

Listen to sermon before eating missionary.

I have seen the evidence.  I want DIFFERENT evidence!

Baby philosophy: If it stinks, change it.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

C:\GRAPHICS\GIF\NAUGHTY\FILTHY\DISGUSTING\WOW!

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill.

"That's entertainment."  - Vlad the Impaler

Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?

Professionals are predictable - amateurs are DANGEROUS!

Pride is what we have.  Vanity is what others have.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either.

Philistines demand David be tested for steroids.

I am Stoned of Borg!  Resistance is like, like, I ferget.

I brake for hallucinations.

I brake for animals - and accelerate for small children.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Seppuku: unique Japanese way to let it all hang out.

"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of e-mail!"

Saint Fracas (456? - 458) had a short but raucous childhood.

Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.

Suture Self Magazine, the home guide to personal surgery.

Entomology: I fear no weevil.

It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit!

...and this little piggy stayed home.  He's agoraphobic.

Another smooth escape disguised as a dramatic exit.

Zebra: a sports model jackass.

Chirpes: n, A canarial disease, no tweetment.

Reality?  That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!	

