
--- Bumper Stickers Seen On The Information Superhighway

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.

I'm not old, I'm chronologically gifted.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Try a new lease on life, and the landlord raises the rent.

Give me a tuna on rye, hold the mercury.

No...why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!

Amish bumper sticker: Caution!  Do not step in exhaust.

Get your mind out of the gutter! Grab mine while you're there, please.

Exactly what time of morning did technology pass me by?

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

When subtlety fails us we must resort to cream pies.

I've got morals.  I just don't know where they are.

Watch the short jokes or I'll bite you on the ankle!

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

You are in a twisty maze of little install diskettes.

Who do you call to exorcise software?

Glob thinkally, loc actally

The time to make up your mind about people is...never.

If you want to know about paranoids, follow them around.

The world of children's publishing is bunny eat bunny.

Only the insane take themselves quite seriously.

For a bug-free environment do NOT run this program!

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

Deja moo: knowing you've herd all this bull before.

Real programmers use "copy con program.exe"

A language is a dialect with an army and navy.

I am Drunk of Borg.  Resistance is floor tile.

Think you're confused?  Wait until I explain it.

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.

Freedom is doing what you like, happiness is liking what you do.

A naked man fears no pickpocket.

Life.  Live it.  Love it.  Laugh at it.

Why experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers?

Classic - a book which people praise and don't read.

How do I set my phaser to "tickle?"

Never discuss love with a tennis player, it means nothing to them.

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

To be or not to be, that is the split infinitive.

Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore...

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

The Americans have taken umbrage.  Whereabouts is that?

Giant ape becomes religious leader in "King of Kongs!"

Pardon me, your horse is on fire!

I'm not bad, I just post that way.

Monday is a hard way to spend one seventh of your life.

