
Editorial - Hollywood Is Doomed
by Dave Bealer

The movie rights to the shareware sensation _Doom_ have been
purchased by Ivan Reitman's production company.  Charming.  What's
next, _QEdit, The Motion Picture_?  How about _Telix 2: Lack of
Judgement Day_?  _The Mighty Desqviews_?  The possibilities boggle 
the mind.  I'm calling my agent tomorrow to see if he can arrange a
cameo for me in _The Norton Utilities Take Manhattan_.
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Welcome to the Second Anniversary issue of Random Access Humor.  We
had planned lots of special stuff for this issue.  Unfortunately we
all goofed off for the entire summer, so you'll have to settle for 
the usual low quality junk we sling at you month after month.   {RAH}

