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                         COMING SUMMER 1995

               From the producers of "Enter the Wheelchair"
                         and "Fists of Oatmeal"

                             GEORGE BURNS

                        starring as Arthur Itis

                    The first Tai Chi action hero!

                          TRUSS OF VENGEANCE

        See Arthur fight injustices committed in the physical
        therapy department of the Golden Oldies Retirement Home.

                          Running time: 6:18
                  (including numerous intermissions)

                 This film rated PG: Pathetic Garbage

       Special Sneak Previews in selected markets sponsored by
                        Geritol and Depends.
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