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 Genius without education is like silver in the mine.  - Ben Franklin

 I'm not illiterate, my parents were married!

 Show me a sane man.  I'll cure him for you.

 Evolution: life's a niche, and then you die.

 If your not part of the solution, your precipitate.

 I showed up.  Where were you?   - Godot

 Space, the final frontier... wait, did you say FIVE YEARS?

 Pieces of seven!  Pieces of seven!  Parroty error detected.

 White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.

 Intel inside, idiot outside.

 Another triumph for truth, justice, and automatic weapons!

 I had some morals.  Luckily, I got my money back.

 A mind is a terrible thing to...uh....I forget.

 Anatomically correct beats politically correct any day!

 I know I have a clean mind, I change it often enough.

 Nightmare: cats with opposable thumbs!

 I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.

 I have to stop now, my fingers are getting hoarse.

 We're all here because we're not all there.

 It is morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

 Discoveries are made by not following instructions.

 Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

 I had a cat once.  Tasted just like chicken.

 We're doomed!  The world will not end soon!

 I tried to question reality but couldn't get a subpoena.

 Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.

 Why is it when shit happens it's on my shoes?

 Those who pull the oars have no time to rock the boat.

 Suture Self Magazine: the home guide to personal surgery.

 Three dreaded words during sex: "Honey, I'm home!"

 Cream rises to the top... so do dead fish.

 Darwin was wrong, any idiot can survive.

 Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

 Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity.

 Empty cans make the most noise.

 Avoid the Tate's Compass: "He who has a Tate's is lost!"

 "I'll be with you in a moment, I'm just sealing some fates."

 Cannibals won't eat clowns.  They taste funny.

 Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?

 Just like Saddam Hussein and Ms. Muffet, they have Kurds in their way.

 Life's Great Irony #146: Turtles have a drag coefficient of .03

 Barney: A purple blob pretending to be a dinosaur.

 A fool and his money are soon partying!
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