
                  COMING SOON TO YOUR AREA!

                   -= Whitewater World =-

    Just check out these fun and exciting activities:

          o Twist and spin in The Shredder

          o Ride the fast and furious Suicidal Scream
            roller coaster

          o Get soaked and splashed on the Whitewater
            Rockin' Rapids

          o Meet Bill, Hillary, Al, and the rest of the
            gang at Trooperville, where you can relax
            from all the exciting rides

          o Go to the "Safe Guns - Safe Bullets Cafe"
            and try your luck at the shooting gallery,
            where you'll face the likes of Rush Limbaugh,
            Ross Perot, and Ronald Reagan


            IT'S A WORLD OF SCANDAL NOT A WORLD AWAY!

