
--- Bumper Stickers Seen On The Information Superhighway

Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted zip code!

Friends help you move; Real friends help you move bodies.

Oh, no, not another learning experience!

What do you mean, you formatted the cat?

I've GOT it together.  You should have seen it APART!

Quit worrying about your health, it'll go away.

Theatre is life - Film is art - Television is furniture.

DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse.

This little piggy went to market.  He's a shopaholic.

C:\COPY A:\DAD\*.DNA+B:\MOM\*.DNA C:\BABY.EXE

"You want to be buried or cremated?"  "Surprise me."

When the going gets tough, the smart get sneaky.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Send your spare mice to SOCKS@WHITEHOUSE.GOV

I am Kirk of Borg - prepare..to..be..assimilated.

Hollowpoints - the ultimate in feminine protection.

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

If it ain't broke, I can fix it.

Better living through alchemy.

If at first you don't succeed, well...darn.

An intelligent snake is a smart asp.

Positive: mistaken at the top of your voice.

How can I insert disk #3 when only two will fit?

WYMI: the all-philosophy radio station.

Quick, send duck tape!  My duck is quacked!

If this were an actual tagline, you would be laughing now.

One of those days?  I have one of those lives.

I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.

When life hands you lemons make Strawberry Daiquiris.

Hail Caesar!  We who are about to dine salad you.

Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for <<poof>>...ribbit.

Few women admit their age.  Few men act theirs.

How did the fool and his money get together in the first place?

An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.

Would you have the grace to discorporate?

Used car: not what it's jacked up to be.

Human beings were created by water to transport it up hill.

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

Friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Join my war on technology...send me a FAX.  - Mark Russell

FIDO: all the social dynamics of kindergarten.

Anything that doesn't eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.

Define (n.)  De ting you get for breaking de law.

Who was Casper the Friendly Ghost before he died?

I'd like to help you out.  Which way did you come in?

All generalizations are false, including this one.

We've been through so much together and most of it was your fault!

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Phillistines demand David be tested for steroids.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

What were you this time, Odo? The modem? The computer? The TAGLINE!

Support Capitol punishment - spank your congressman.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!

Lead me not into temptation, unless there's money involved.

Me and you and a Borg named Hugh...

Don't use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice.

C program run.  C program crash.  C programmer quit.

Why put off 'til tomorrow what you'll never do anyway?

Dumb terminal, eh?  Well, kiss my parallel port!

Earth: if you love it, leave it.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.

I ain't broke but I'm badly bent.

Clinical studies show there are no answers.

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

Keelhauling is a real bitch on a starship.

Hi, my name is Annie Key.  Please don't hit me!

