
                    PRIDE AND PREJUDICE

                        vol. 1

                       chapter 16


As no objection was made to the young people's engagement
with their aunt, and all Mr. Collins's scruples of leaving Mr.
and Mrs. Bennet for a single evening during his visit were most
steadily resisted, the coach conveyed him and his five cousins
at a suitable hour to Meryton; and the girls had the pleasure
of hearing, as they entered the drawing-room, that Mr.
Wickham had accepted their uncle's invitation, and was then
in the house.
When this information was given, and they had all taken
their seats, Mr. Collins was at leisure to look around him and
admire, and he was so much struck with the size and furniture
of the apartment, that he declared he might almost have sup-
posed himself in the small summer breakfast parlour at
Rosings; a comparison that did not at first convey much
gratification; but when Mrs. Philips understood from him
what Rosings was, and who was its proprietor, when she had
listened to the description of only one of Lady Catherine's
drawing-rooms, and found that the chimney-piece alone had
cost eight hundred pounds, she felt all the force of the com-
pliment, and would hardly have resented a comparison with
the housekeeper's room.
In describing to her all the grandeur of Lady Catherine
and her mansion, with occasional digressions in praise of his
own humble abode, and the improvements it was receivin
he was happily employed until the gentlemen joined them;
and he found in Mrs. Philips a very attentive listener, whose
opinion of his consequence increased with what she heard,
and who was resolving to retail it all among her neighbours as
soon as she could.  To the girls, who could not listen to their
cousin, and who had nothing to do but to wish for an instru-
ment, and examine their own indifferent imitations of china
on the mantlepiece, the interval of waiting appeared very long.
It was over at last however.  The gentlemen did approach;
and when Mr. Wickham walked into the room, Elizabeth felt
that she had neither been seeing him before, nor thinking of
him since, with the smallest degree of unreasonable admira-
tion.  The officers of the -shire were in general a very
creditable, gentlemanlike set, and the best of them were of the
present party; but Mr. Wickham was as far beyond them all
in person, countenance, air, and walk, as they were superior
to the broad-faced stuffy uncle Philips, breathing port wine,
who followed them into the room.
Mr. Wickham was the happy man towards whom almost
every female eye was turned, and Elizabeth was the happy
woman by whom he finally seated himself; and the agreeable
manner in which he immediately fell into conversation,
though it was only on its being a wet night, and on the prob-
ability of a rainy season, made her feel that the commonest,
dullest, most threadbare topic might be rendered interesting
by the skill of the speaker.
With such rivals for the notice of the fair, as Mr. Wickham
and the officers, Mr. Collins seemed likely to sink into insigni-
ficance; to the young ladies he certainly was nothing; but he
had still at intervals a kind listener in Mrs. Philips, and was,
by her watchfulness, most abundantly supplied with coffee
and muffin.
When the card tables were placed, he had an opportunity
of obliging her in return, by sitting down to whist.
"I know little of the game, at present," said he, "but I shall
be glad to improve myself, for in my sltuation of life -- -"
Mrs. Philips was very thankful for his compliance, but could
not wait for his reason.
Mr. Wickham did not play at whist, and with ready delight
was he received at the other table between Elizabeth and
Lydia.  At first there seemed danger of Lydia's engrossing him
entirely for she was a most determined talker; but being like-
wise extremely fond of lottery tickets, she soon grew too much
interested in the game, too eager in making bets and exclaim-
ing after prizes, to have attention for any one in particular.
Allowing for the common demands of the game, Mr. Wick-
ham was therefore at leisure to talk to Elizabeth, and she was
very willing to hear him, though what she chiefly wished to
hear she could not hope to be told, the history of his acquaint-
ance with Mr. Darcy.  She dared not even mention that
gentleman.  Her curiosity however was unexpectedly relieved.
Mr. Wickham began the subject himself.  He inquired how
far Netherfield was from Meryton; and, after receiving her
answer, asked in an hesitating manner how long Mr. Darcy
had been staying there.
"About a month," said Elizabeth; and then, unwilling to let
the subject drop, added, "He is a man of very large property
in Derbyshire, I understand."
"Yes," replied Wickham; -- "his estate there is a noble one.
A clear ten thousand per annum.  You could not have met with
a person more capable of giving you certain information on
that head than myself -- for I have been connected with his
family in a particular manner from my infancy."
Elizabeth could not but look surprised.
"You may well be surprised, Miss Bennet, at such an asser-
tion, after seeing, as you probably might, the very cold manner
of our meeting yesterday. -- Are you much acquainted with
Mr. Darcy?"
"As much as I ever wish to be," cried Elizabeth warmly, --
"I have spent four days in the same house with him, and I
think him very disagreeable."
 "I have no right to give my opinion," said Wickham, "as to
his being agreeable or otherwise.  I am not qualified to form
one.  I have known him too long and to well to be a fair judge.
It is impossible for me to be impartial.  But I believe your
opinion of him would in general astonish -- and perhaps you
would not express it quite so strongly anywhere else. -- Here
you are in your own family."
"Upon my word I say no more here than I might say in any
house in the neighbourhood, except Netherfield.  He is not
at all liked in Hertfordshire.  Every body is disgusted with his
pride.  You will not find him more favourably spoken of by
any one."
"I cannot pretend to be sorry," said Wickham, after a short
interruption, "that he or that any man should not be estimated
beyond their deserts; but with him I believe it does not often
happen.  The world is blinded by his fortune and consequence,
or frightened by his high and imposing manners, and sees him
only as he chuses to be seen."
"I should take him, even on my slight acquaintance, to be
an ill-tempered man."  Wickham only shook his head.
"I wonder," said he, at the next opportunity of speaking,
"whether he is likely to be in this country much longer."
"I do not at all know; but I heard nothing of his going away
when I was at Netherfield.  I hope your plans in favour of the
 -- shire will not be affected by his being in the neighbour-
hood."
"Oh!  no -- it is not for me to be driven away by Mr. Darcy.
If he wishes to avoid seeing me, he must go.  We are not on
friendly terms, and it always gives me pain to meet him, but
I have no reason for avoiding him but what I might proclaim
to all the world; a sense of very great ill usage, and most pain-
ful regrets at his being what he is.  His father, Miss Bennet, the
late Mr. Darcy, was one of the best men that ever breathed,
and the truest friend I ever had; and I can never be in com-
pany with this Mr. Darcy without being grieved to the soul
by a thousand tender recollections.  His behaviour to myself
has been scandalous; but I verily believe I could forgive him
any thing and every thing, rather than his disappointing the
hopes and disgracing the memory of his father."
Elizabeth found the interest of the subject increase, and
listened with all her heart; but the delicacy of it prevented
farther inquiry.
Mr. Wickham began to speak on more general topics,
Meryton, the neighbourhood, the society, appearing highly
pleased with all that he had yet seen, and speaking of the latter
especially, with gentle but very intelligible gallantry.
"It was the prospect of constant society, and good society,"
he added, "which was my chief inducement to enter the
 -- shire.  I knew it to be a most respectable, agreeable corps,
and my friend Denny tempted me farther by his account of
their present quarters, and the very great attentions and
excellent acquaintance Meryton had procured them.  Society,
I own, is necessary to me.  I have been a disappointed man, and
my spirits will not bear solitude.  I must have employment and
society.  A military life is not what I was intended for, but
circumstances have now made it eligible.  The church ought
to have been my profession -- I was brought up for the church,
and I should at this time have been in possession of a most
valuable living, had it pleased the gentleman we were speak-
ing ofjust now."
"Indeed!"
"Yes -- the late Mr. Darcy bequeathed me the next presenta-
tion of the best living in his gift.  He was my godfather, and
excessively attached to me.  I cannot do justice to his kindness.
He meant to provide for me amply, and thought he had done
it; but when the living fell, it was given elsewhere."
"Good heavens!" cried Elizabeth; "but how could that be?
 -- How could his will be disregarded? -- Why did not you seek
legal redress?"
"There was just such an informality in the terms of the
bequest as to give me no hope from law.  A man of honour
could not have doubted the intention, but Mr. Darcy chose
to doubt it -- or to treat it as a merely conditional recommenda-
tion, and to assert that I had forfeited all claim to it by extra-
vagance, imprudence, in short any thing or nothing.  Certal-n
it is, that the living became vacant two years ago, exactly as I
was of an age to hold it, and that it was given to another man;
and no less certain is it, that I cannot accuse myself of having
really done any thing to deserve to lose it.  I have a warm,
unguarded temper, and I may perhaps have sometimes
spoken my opinion of him, and to him, too freely.  I can recal
nothing worse.  But the fact is, that we are very different sort
of men, and that he hates me."
"This is quite shocking! -- He deserves to be publicly dis-
graced."
"Some time or other he will be -- but it shall not be by me.
Till I can forget his father, I can never defy or expose him."
Elizabeth honoured him for such feelings, and thought him
handsomer than ever as he expressed them.
"But what," said she after a pause "can have been his
motive? -- what can have induced him to behave so cruelly?"
"A thorough, determined dislike of me -- a dislike which I
cannot but attribute in some measure to jealousy.  Had the late
Mr. Darcy liked me less, his son might have borne with me
better; but his father's uncommon attachment to me, irritated
him I believe very early in life.  He had not a temper to bear
the sort of competition in which we stood -- the sort of pre-
ference which was often given me."
"I had not thought Mr. Darcy so bad as this -- though I
have never liked him, I had not thought so very ill of him --
I had supposed him to be despising his fellow-creatures in
general, but did not suspect him of descending to such
malicious revenge, such injustice, such inhumanity as this!"
After a few minutes reflection, however, she continued,
"I do remember his boasting one day, at Netherfield, of the
implacability of his resentments, of his having an unforgiving
temper.  His disposition must be dreadful."
"I will not trust myself on the subject," replied Wickham,
"I can hardly be just to him."
Elizabeth was again deep in thought, and after a time
exclaimed, "To treat in such a manner, the godson, the friend,
the favourite of his father!" -- She could have added, "A young
man too, like you, whose very countenance may vouch for
your being amiable' -- but she contented herself with "And
one, too, who had probably been his own companion from
childhood, connected together, as I think you said, in the
closest manner!"
"We were born in the same parish, within the same park,
the greatest part of our youth was passed together; inmates
of the same house, sharing the same amusements, objects of
the same parental care.  My father began life in the profession
which your uncle, Mr. Philips, appears to do so much credit
to -- but he gave up every thing to be of use to the late Mr.
Darcy, and devoted all his time to the care of the Pemberley
property.  He was most highly esteemed by Mr. Darcy, a most
intimate, confidential friend.  Mr. Darcy often acknowledged.
himself to be under the greatest obligations to my father's
active superintendance, and when immediately before my
father's death, Mr. Darcy gave him a voluntary promise of
providing for me, I am convinced that he felt it to be as much
a debt of gratitude to him, as of affection to myself."
"How strange!" cried Elizabeth.  "How abominable! -- I
wonder that the very pride of this Mr. Darcy has not made him
just to you! -- If from no better motive, that he should not have
been too proud to be dishonest, -- for dishonesty I must
call it."
"It is wonderful," -- replied Wickham, -- "for almost all his
actions may be traced to pride; -- and pride has often been
his best friend.  It has connected him nearer with virtue than
any other feeling.  But we are none ofus consistent; and in his
behaviour to me, there were stronger impulses even than
pride."
"Can such abominable pride as his, have ever done him
good?"
"Yes.  It has often led him to be liberal and generous, -- to
give his money freely, to display hospitality, to assist his
tenants, and relieve the poor.  Family pride, and filial pride,
for he is very proud of what his father was, have done this.
Not to appear to disgrace his family, to degenerate from the
popular qualities, or lose the influence of the Pemberley
House, is a powerful motive.  He has also brotherly pride,
which with some brotherly affection, makes him a very kind
and careful guardian of his sister; and you will hear him
generally cried up as the most attentive and best of brothers."
"What sort of a girl is Miss Darcy,?"
He shook his head. -- "I wish I could call her amiable.  It
gives me pain to speak ill of a Darcy.  But she is too much like
her brother, -- very, very proud. -- As a child, she was affec-
tionate and pleasing, and extremely fond of me; and I have
devoted hours and hours to her amusement.  But she is
nothing to me now.  She is a handsome girl, about fifteen or
sixteen, and I understand highly accomplished.  Since her
father's death, her home has been London, where a lady lives
with her, and superintends her education."
After many pauses and many trials of other subjects, Eliza-
beth could not help reverting once more to the first, and
saying,
"I am astonished at his intimacy with Mr. Bingley!  How
can Mr. Bingley, who seems good humour itself, and is, I
really believe, truly amiable, be in friendship with such a
man?  How can they suit each other? -- Do you know Mr.
Bingley?"
"Not at all."
"He is a sweet tempered, amiable, charming man.  He can-
not know what Mr. Darcy is."
"Probably not; -- but Mr. Darcy can please where he chuses.
he does not want abilities.  He can be a conversible companion
if he thinks it worth his while.  Among those who are at all his
equals in consequence, he is a very different man from what
he is to the less prosperous.  His pride never deserts him; but
with the rich, he is liberal-minded, just, sincere, rational,
honourable, and perhaps agreeable, -- allowing something for
fortune and figure."
The whist party soon afterwards breaking up, the players
athered round the other table, and Mr. Collins took his
station between his cousin Elizabeth and Mrs. Philips. -- The
usual inquiries as to his success were made by the latter.  It
had not been very great; he had lost every point; but when
Mrs. Philips began to express her concern thereupon, he
assured her with much earnest gravity that it was not of the
least importance, that he considered the money as a mere
trifle, and begged she would not make herself uneasy.
"I know very well, madam," said he, "that when persons sit
down to a card table, they must take their chance of these
things, -- and happily I am not in such circumstances as to
make five shillings any object.  There are undoubtedly many
who could not say the same, but thanks to Lady Catherine de
Bourgh, I am removed far beyond the necessity of regarding
little matters."
Mr. Wickham's attention was caught; and after observing
Mr. Collins for a few moments, he asked Elizabeth in a low
voice whether her relation were very intimately acquainted
with the family of de Bourgh.
"Lady Catherine de Bourgh," she replied, "has very lately
given him a living.  I hardly know how Mr. Collins was first
introduced to her notice, but he certainly has not known
her long."
"You know of course that Lady Catherine de Bourgh and
Lady Anne Darcy were sisters; consequently that she is aunt
to the present Mr. Darcy."
"No, indeed, I did not. -- I knew nothing at all of Lady
.. <catherine"s connections.  I never heard of her existence till
the day before yesterday."
"Her daughter, Miss de Bourgh, will have a very large
fortune, and it is believed that she and her cousin will unite
the two estates."
This information made Elizabeth smile, as she thought
of poor Miss Bingley.  Vain indeed must be all her
attentions, vain and useless her affection for his sister and
her praise of himself, if he were already self-destined to
another.
"Mr. Collins," said she, "speaks highly both of Lady
.. <catherine and her daughter; but from some particulars that
he has related of her ladyship, I suspect his gratitude misleads
him, and that in spite of her being his patroness, she is an
arrogant conceited woman."
"I believe her to be both in a great degree," replied Wickham;
"I have not seen her for many years, but I very well remember
that I never liked her, and that her manners were dictatorial
and insolent.  She has the reputation of being remarkably
sensible and clever: but I rather believe she derives part of
her abilities from her rank and fortune, part from her autho-
ritative manner, and the rest from the pride of her nephew,
who chuses that every one connected with him should have
an understanding of the first class."
Elizabeth allowed that he had given a very rational account
of it, and they continued talking together with mutual satis --
faction till supper put an end to cards; and gave the rest of
the ladies their share of Mr. Wickham's attentions.  There
could be no conversation in the noise of Mrs. Philips's supper
party, but his manners recommended him to every body.
Whatever he said, was said well; and whatever he did, done
gracefully.  Elizabeth went away with her head full of him.
She could think of nothing but of Mr. Wickham, and of what
he had told her, all the way home; but there was not time for
her even to mention his name as they went, for neither Lydia
nor Mr. Collins were once silent.  Lydia talked incessantly of
lottery tickets, of the fish she had lost and the fish she had
won, and Mr. Collins, in describing the civility of Mr. and
Mrs. Philips, protesting that he did not in the least regard his
losses at whist, enumerating all the dishes at supper, and
repeatedly fearing that he crouded his cousins, had more to
say than he could well manage before the carriage stopped at
Longbourn House.
