                            NEW SPAM BLESSING:

Take the object you are going to bless lay it down infront of you and
sprinkle the pre-cut diced Spam over the object that is being blessed
and say the following prayer:

        In the name of the S in the name of the P in the name of the
        A in the name of the M! SPAM! (Say this while sprinkling Spam
        over the object)
