
OVERSTATE DEPARTMENT TRAVEL ADVISORY - United States of America
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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - WARNING
 February 14, 1992

Summary: The Department of Overstate advises aliens, including those visiting
from other planets, to exercise extreme caution when visiting the U. S.  and
to defer all non-essential travel to the U. S. until later in the next
century.  Despite elections every four years, the country is experiencing a
period of political stagnation accompanied by severe social and economic
difficulty.  Crime is a continuing serious problem.  Gun control in the U.S.
does not exist.  Any alien who travels to the U. S. must be alert to any
suspicious activity and exercise caution in their movements.  End Summary.


Aliens and U.S. citizens are advised not to travel to New York,
Chicago, Los Angeles, Miami, Washington, Atlanta, or any other city in
the U.S..  Street and violent crime are common, although common crime is
less common in some cities.  Last year there were over 900 murders in
Chicago alone, more than in all of Great Britain.

Japanese citizens are especially discouraged from visiting Detroit, due
to continuing hostilities generated by automotive manufacturers.  The
automotive manufactures have not yet made the connection between
offering only left hand drive vehicles in a right hand drive country
such as Japan and their low Japanese sales figures.  Japanese aliens
are advised to restrict their visits to Honolulu.

Travel by air in the U.S. may not be safe and frequent flyer points are
not always available.

Canadians visiting from the north are encouraged to restrict their
activities to brief cross border shopping forays and in any case are
urged not to travel more than twenty miles from the border, except when
the end of the lineup for Canadian customs is further south.

Mexican visitors should note that they could be shot, if they are not
already drowned, when pulled from the Rio Grande River.  The U.S. is
allowed to invade Latin America, but not the other way around.

People with medical problems are advised that cost for medical
treatment in the U.S. is astronomical.  All travellers should have
medical insurance.  A pregnant individual should remain at home, since
he should note that the infant mortality rate in the U.S. is as high as
many third world countries.  Travellers should be on the lookout for
lawyers and other suspicious individuals.  Many aliens have been sued
for millions of dollars.

Aliens must not visit mid south eastern areas north of Florida because
of the sporadic presence of neo-fascist elements including
politicians.  The presence of fundamentalism is also a continuing
concern and danger, especially for those aliens of other religions.
The Florida should be avoided because of the possibility of rape; there
have been trials recently but few convictions.

Aliens are strongly advised to register immediately with their
home embassies and to remember the 911 emergency phone number at all
times.

 No. 92-00Ha

This advisory replaces all other advisories regardless of state or date
and alerts travelers to continuing dangers, violent crime, and other
problems with visiting the U.S.A..  This advisory is subject to
modification as new information becomes available.

