# >> Spaghetti

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## Post 1 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Friday, 28-Oct-2005 20:58:48

>> Spaghetti
>>
>> A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a
>>few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in
>>him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
>>marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to
>>have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child
>>support until the child turned 18.
>>
>>
>>
>> She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was
>>born. To keep it discreet, he told her to mail him a post card, and
>>write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
>>One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
>>"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh,
>>just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed,
>>and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.. On
>>the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with
>>meatballs, one without."

## Post 2 by Polka dots and Moonbeams (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 31-Oct-2005 21:17:59

Hehehehehehehe, that made me laugh!