# The sex fairy

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by PrincessCarlie (Account disabled) on Monday, 26-Nov-2007 1:16:16

If you send this on, you may get lucky!
The sex fairy...
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment.
Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.
The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.
It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.
The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.
IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches.
A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex.
The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times.
Now sex has been sent to you. The 'Hot Sex Fairy' will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and
fall off.
This is no joke!
Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?).
Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 5 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 26-Nov-2007 6:04:24

Don't blame you for not wanting to screw with the sex fairy.
I sent a copy to everyone (all two of them) in my address book.
Interesting facts, they sound true. Besides, who wants to take a chance?
Bob

## Post 3 by Glenja (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Monday, 26-Nov-2007 14:28:14

She’s right…I didn’t send it to anyone. Hey, is there any glue around here?

## Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 26-Nov-2007 14:32:11

Sex unstuffs a clogged nose? Eeeuuuuu!. Who wants snot dripping from their partner during love making?