# Happy Blonde

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by medical queen (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 31-May-2007 14:34:43

Blonde Moments!
A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home
from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for
joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with
her.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up
and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!
He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"
He asked, "What do you mean, 'more?'"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to
have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked
her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought
the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out
positive!!"

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 31-May-2007 14:57:21

lollol!

## Post 3 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Thursday, 31-May-2007 18:20:25

that's great! rofl!

## Post 4 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Thursday, 31-May-2007 20:34:33

lol. That was great.

## Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 31-May-2007 22:54:27

roflmao

## Post 6 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 03-Jun-2007 5:13:26

hey, i like it. lol lol lol