# know your hymns

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 09-Sep-2006 13:04:34

Dentist's Hymn....................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn...............The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn...............There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn............Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn..............Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn..........I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn...............Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn..........Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn.............Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hy mn..............I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
Massage Therapists Hymn.... He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn...............The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph..................Precious Memories

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 09-Sep-2006 15:13:19

Love it. Thanks.