# Picture this

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 8:02:44

Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've
been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends,
aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky
Bob

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 8:37:35

Wow! Serves the bitch right. LOL

## Post 3 by nikos (English words from a Greek thinking brain) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 8:41:36

Lol. Good one. I heard it in Greek before.
Very interesting to hear jokes in two languages.

## Post 4 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 9:43:26

damn! hehehe

## Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 11:43:34

hahahahahaha. lol

## Post 6 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 18:43:25

Revenge is great.

## Post 7 by sandrita87 (Zone BBS Addict) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 20:57:27

That's what she deserved! :)

## Post 8 by Nage (Your father's friend's daughter's roommate's niece) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 21:15:59

Ahahaha! That's bloody hillarious, ouch, though