# five jokes I don't believe I'm posting

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 24-Feb-2014 22:11:35

Of the five jokes below, which one do you dislike least?
Walters is standing outside a condo in Miami Beach when all of a sudden he hears, "Hello, handsome."
He looks up and sees a middle-aged woman, naked from the waist up, hanging out of a window. And she's got beautiful jugs.
She says, "Come on up. 14B."
Needless to say, he runs into the hotel, goes up in the elevator, runs down the hall to 14B, and knocks on the door. She opens the door, pulls him in, and closes the door. She's stark naked, except for bikini panties. He can't believe it. She leads him into the living room, not saying a word. She unbuckles his belt, pulls down his zipper, undoes his pants, and pulls them down to his ankles. She pulls his T-shirt up to his chest, and pulls down his underpants. He's got a boner like you write home about.
She cups his hard-on in her hand, strokes it a few times, and then she starts smacking! it, and says, "Don't-you-ever-park-in-my-fucking-parking-spot-again-you-son-of-a-bitch-that's-my-fucking-parking-spot-don't-you- ever -fucking-park-there-again-you-cocksucker ..."
Dan Quayle calls home from the Reserves.
He says, "Pop, yesterday they took us skydiving."
His father says, "What happened?"
He says, "Well, I was last, and I told the sergeant I couldn't do it, that I was too scared. And he said to me, 'Well, son, I'm gay, and there's only one way you're getting out of it.'"
His father says, "Did you jump?"
He says, "A little at first."
Chiusano says to his wife, "How about a quickie?"
She says, "As opposed to what? "
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
A blind guy goes into a whorehouse. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blow job.
He says to her, "Excuse me, aren't you Karen Snyder, and didn't you go to Lincoln Park High in Detroit?"
She says, "Yes. How'd you know?"
He says, "I never forget a face."

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2014 11:53:15

I disliked the first one the least. LOL. They all made me smile.

## Post 3 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2014 12:37:19

I laughed at all of them, "a little, at first." lmao.

## Post 4 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2014 21:21:37

yeh the first :)