# 10 signs your company has switched to cheap health plan

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 25-Jul-2009 10:58:28

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR COMPANY HAS CHANGED TO THE GOVERNMENT'S VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE GOVERNMENT'S VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.
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## Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 25-Jul-2009 14:05:26

Lmaooooo! This is hilarious.

## Post 3 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Saturday, 25-Jul-2009 23:01:16

lololol that's great.

## Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 01-Aug-2009 13:39:57

lmao; thanks for the laugh.

## Post 5 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Tuesday, 08-Sep-2009 7:43:24

Hehe. Loved it.