# never underestimate an old man

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 30-Oct-2006 20:08:12

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 years old and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!
"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant his money!!"

## Post 2 by frequency (the music man) on Monday, 30-Oct-2006 22:08:34

lmfao, nice.

## Post 3 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Monday, 06-Nov-2006 20:35:10

meow then... lol

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 07-Nov-2006 9:56:07

lol. That's all I have to say.
Bob