# Just another blonde joke!

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by brandywine (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 08-Jun-2005 11:09:07

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to
show it to you!"

## Post 2 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Wednesday, 08-Jun-2005 11:50:51

*snirk* Now I'm not a blonde, I can do that.

## Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 08-Jun-2005 12:21:11

thanks for that!
i like blond jokes

## Post 4 by dissonance (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Wednesday, 08-Jun-2005 16:14:20

Lol! That's probably the best blonde jokes I've heard in a while.