# Proof Positive That Jesus Was...

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Milo Theory (Zone BBS Addict) on Thursday, 04-Oct-2007 10:34:59

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Jewish
1 - He went into his father's business
2 - He lived at home until the age of 33
3 - He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother sure he was God
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Irish
1 - He never got married
2 - He never held a steady job
3 - His last request was a drink
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Italian
1 - He talked with his hands
2 - He had wine with every meal
3 - He worked in the building trades
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Black
1 - He called everybody brother
2 - He held no permanent address
3 - Nobody would hire him
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Californian
1 - He never cut his hair
2 - He walked around barefoot
3 - He invented a new religion
Three Proofs That Jesus Was Puerto Rican
1 - His first name was Jesus
2 - He was always in trouble with the law
3 - His mother did not know who his father was