# 10 Husbands

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Saturday, 03-Jun-2006 2:10:13

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On
their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm
still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great
it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never
sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 03-Jun-2006 6:51:51

Keep these up, and you'll go far on the zone. &LT;grin>.
Bob

## Post 3 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 03-Jun-2006 12:29:52

I've seen this one a few times. In fact, I think someone else has already posted this joke here before, but, nonetheless, it's quite funny!

## Post 4 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Saturday, 03-Jun-2006 13:09:57

Oh trust me, I do have some more of these, Sorry if there's any repeat posts but with over 800 postings I'll never get through them all.

## Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 03-Jun-2006 16:33:27

Don't worry about repeats. These are good.

## Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 04-Jun-2006 23:50:41

lol, love it!