# Senior Physical

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 22-Apr-2007 20:36:39

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of
his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as it was on
the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like
this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for
help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left,
still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with
her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen,
the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit,
and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees,
but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get
the jar open."
Bob

## Post 2 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Sunday, 22-Apr-2007 21:27:01

roflmao!

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 22-Apr-2007 23:06:00

Oh jees!

## Post 4 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 23-Apr-2007 0:42:21

Now now Bob, isn't this getting a little personal? I mean you said that you wouldn't tell, you swore to your neighbor. Becky I told you not to use your armpit. Click

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 23-Apr-2007 4:34:54

Nim, you are definitely a trouble maker.
Bob

## Post 6 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 23-Apr-2007 7:25:57

Wow, I was convinced for a second that---. never mind, you know the rest rofl

## Post 7 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Monday, 23-Apr-2007 9:43:34

Rotflmao! Wow...that's all I'll say.

## Post 8 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 23-Apr-2007 12:57:07

But Bob, it's only trouble if you get caught, since this message is being recorded, click.

## Post 9 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Monday, 23-Apr-2007 19:41:13

eheheheheheheh" Oooh la la, sounds impressive, huh?!