# questions that haunt me

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Thursday, 18-Jun-2009 19:29:15

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? (obama says the people on the couch get it)
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

## Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 18-Jun-2009 20:35:16

Some of these had me shrugging but many were good.

## Post 3 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Thursday, 18-Jun-2009 23:01:31

heh. Very nice. Though not all dogs get mad when you blow in their face. I know at least 2 that think it's a great game.

## Post 4 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Thursday, 18-Jun-2009 23:40:57

wow, most of the questions made me think, and actually they made sense.

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 19-Jun-2009 3:13:45

&LT;lol> very good, thanks.

## Post 6 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 19-Jun-2009 3:26:08

i like it. :)

## Post 7 by ori9303 (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 19-Jun-2009 3:37:11

lol. Some of these are very good.

## Post 8 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 19-Jun-2009 11:53:16

I love the one about the doctor leaving the room while we change when they're going to see us naked anyway. LOL
And yes, I did try singing those two songs to see if they had the same tune.
I'm easily entertained, aren't I?

## Post 9 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Friday, 19-Jun-2009 14:00:08

I think baba black sheep is pretty close as well. It's not just you

## Post 10 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 19-Jun-2009 18:02:55

awesome questions!

## Post 11 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 20-Jun-2009 21:47:49

These are all very thought-provoking, and some are funny. But I've heard all of these before. My mother had received these in an e-mail from one of her colleagues a while back.
I already knew that the alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baba Black Sheep have the same tune. I randomly figured that out when I was in the eighth grade.

## Post 12 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 21-Jun-2009 12:43:03

lol; awesome!

## Post 13 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 22-Jun-2009 12:20:42

Nice one, most of the list were well thought of. Some made sense and some were plain funny.

## Post 14 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Wednesday, 01-Jul-2009 0:55:31

I love 'em!