# guts or balls?

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 28-Nov-2005 14:49:26

GUTS or BALLS ?
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition
for each is listed below ....
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and
having
the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.