# the whore house.

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Friday, 26-Jun-2009 2:57:42

hey guys, this joke was told on the zone just now, and I just had to post it here for those of you who were not logged in. I'm just posting it though, full credit goes to cody for telling it.
This guy goes into a whore house, but he only has two dollars on him.
The guy behind the counter says, "well we have a girl that just died, you can fuck her."
The guy says ok, and goes upstairs and has the greatest fuck of his life.
He goes back downstairs and the counter guy asks, "So how was it."
The guy says, it was great, but her nose kept running.
The other guy says, oh, she must be full then.

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 26-Jun-2009 4:22:30

Eeeeeuuuu!

## Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 26-Jun-2009 10:34:23

iwww lol!

## Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 27-Jun-2009 13:30:24

Oh my grapes! Wow! lol

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 27-Jun-2009 15:53:23

Gross, but, hahaha!
Bob

## Post 6 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Sunday, 28-Jun-2009 9:35:50

ewww lol

## Post 7 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Monday, 29-Jun-2009 1:12:59

I have to admit, that was one of the grosest ones I'd heard in a while, that's for sure.

## Post 8 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 29-Jun-2009 10:30:13

gross! lol.

## Post 9 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Wednesday, 01-Jul-2009 0:43:09

Gross! Omg! That's fucking gross!

## Post 10 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 01-Jul-2009 3:31:21

um ... agree with the last post. Good Lord, where do people get this stuff?

## Post 11 by short stuff (sexy) on Wednesday, 01-Jul-2009 5:58:39

here is a joke for ya....
A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter,
and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be
more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks,
'What's with the money in the jar?'
'Well......you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and
the keys to a brand new Lexus.'
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. And so he asks, 'What
are the three tests?'
'You must pay first...... Those are the rules,' says the bartender.
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender the $10
and the bartender drops it into the jar.
'Okay,' the bartender says, 'Here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in a minute or less.
Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You
have to remove that tooth using only your bare hands.
Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who has never had sex.
You have to rectify that problem.'
The man is stunned. 'I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I
won't do it!
You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and then do those
other things.'
'Your call,' says the bartender, 'but your money stays where it is.'
As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks, he finally asks,
'Where's the damn tequila?'
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.
Tears stream down both cheeks, and he did it in fifty-eight seconds.
Next, he staggers out the back door,where he sees the pit bull
chained to a pole.
Soon the people inside the bar hear growling, biting, and screaming sounds...
then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead,
he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped open
and there are scratches and he's bleeding all over his body.
He says, 'Now where's that old woman
with the bad tooth?'

## Post 12 by Inspired Chick (Zone BBS Addict) on Tuesday, 04-Aug-2009 3:41:02

that was funny. lol

## Post 13 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Wednesday, 05-Aug-2009 9:40:31

You mean he...? Did he...? Did he screw the dog? Lol! Oh my God!

## Post 14 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Friday, 07-Aug-2009 5:11:12

wow... just wow... on both jokes.