# The Hunny Moon Is Over

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 16-Jul-2007 16:11:29

Please excuse the rough language in the following story... I would have
> >> deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got
> >> back,
> >> the bride immediately called her mother.
> >>
> >> Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
> >>
> >> Oh mama" she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So
> >> romantic"......Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we
> >> returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd
> >> never
> >> heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to
take
> >> me
> >> home!
> >> PLEASE MAMA!"
> >>
> >> Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your
> >> husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? What
> >> 4-letter words?"
> >>
> >> Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter.
> >> "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
> >>
> >> Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your
mother
> >> these horrible 4-letter words!"
> >>
> >> Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like:
> >> dust, wash, iron, and cook.."
> >>
> >> I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother
> >> > >>
> Smile your face won't break.

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 19-Jul-2007 16:08:19

lollol!

## Post 3 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Thursday, 19-Jul-2007 17:04:15

lol funny.

## Post 4 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Thursday, 19-Jul-2007 18:27:12

> >> Roflmao!