# confession

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 19-Jan-2010 8:52:29

Confession
Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds so he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins.
When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor.
"Father, I am sinful."
"Yes, son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you."
"Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her."
"That's bad my boy, fortunately you realize your mistake."
"Father, last week I went to her office to look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues, so I slept with her too."
"That's not very good of you."
"Father, last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie, and I slept with her too."
"Father?......... Father?"
Suddenly this guy realized that there was no response from the Father, he walked over and discovered that the Pastor was not there. So he began searching for him.
"Father? Where are you?"
He searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding under the table behind the piano.
"Father, why are you hiding here?"
"Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me."

## Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 19-Jan-2010 11:33:27

hahahahaha Good one.

## Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2010 11:55:33

lol very nice

## Post 4 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Thursday, 21-Jan-2010 6:30:32

LMAO A logical deduction I suppose.

## Post 5 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 22-Jan-2010 18:47:04

Lmao! Quite hilarious!

## Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 22-Jan-2010 21:11:50

lol; great one!!! best one I've seen in awhile, in fact.

## Post 7 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 02-Feb-2010 11:43:28

lmfaooo