# The Parrot

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Polka dots and Moonbeams (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 30-Nov-2009 0:13:39

I got this from my mom. Made me laugh out loud!
Recently a friend received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude with an even worse
vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude and
laced with profanity.
Friend tried to change the bird's attitude
consistently saying only polite words and playing soft music to "clean up" the
bird's vocabulary.
Finally, she was fed up and yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back. She shook the parrot who
only got angrier.
In desperation, she grabbed the bird
and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked - then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard.
Fearing that she had hurt the parrot,
she quickly opened the freezer.
P
arrot calmly stepped out to her outstretched
arms and said,
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language. I'm sincerely remorseful
for my inappropriate transgressions and intend to do everything I can to correct
my unforgivable behavior."
She was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude
and was about to ask the parrot what had made the
dramatic change, when the bird continued:.
"May I ask what the turkey did?"
Happy Thanksgiving to All !

## Post 2 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Monday, 30-Nov-2009 0:24:31

haha

## Post 3 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Monday, 30-Nov-2009 0:36:09

ha

## Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 30-Nov-2009 12:08:28

lol that's good

## Post 5 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Monday, 30-Nov-2009 22:53:18

Wow. Lol.

## Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 05-Dec-2009 23:09:26

This is slightly amusing. I've heard this one before, except it was chicken, not turkey; it had nothing to do with Thanksgiving. Well, I guess one could relate it if they chose.

## Post 7 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2009 22:47:50

wow; hahaha.