# The Pope Crossword Puzzle

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## Post 1 by season (the invisible soul) on Wednesday, 13-Oct-2004 6:47:20

So this man is getting on a flight and he hears that the Pope is on the flight. "WOW, great!" he thinks. "What a good place to be today."So he is boarding and he doesn't see the Pope and figures that maybe the other passengers were wrong. He takes his seat and is thankfull that there is an empty next to him. Just before the flight closes on walks the Pope and sits next to him. I am surely
blessed the man thinks. here I am a good Catholic on a flight with the Pope sitting next to me.
So the plane takes off and after a few minutes the passengers take off their seatbelts and the man looks sideways and sees the Pope reaching into his bag
and takes out a crossword book. Marvelous, he thinks, not only am I blessed with the Pope next to me but he does crosswords and so do I. Maybe he will
ask for help. Well the flight continues and the Pope is working his way thru the puzzle and the man notices that the Pope is tapping his pencil thinking.
The Pope turns to him and asks "I usually don't talk to others on flights but I wonder if you can help me. " "Anything your eminence. What is it?"
Do you know a four letter word for 'woman' that ends in u-n-t? The man feels uncomfortable. He thinks and thinks. Finally he says "The only word I can think of is aunt."The pope turns to him and asks "Do you have an eraser?"