# Cuckoo clock

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Sunday, 08-Mar-2009 1:46:45

Why Females Should Avoid A Girls Night Out After They Are Married....
If This Does Not Make You Laugh Out Loud, You Have Lost Your Sense Of Humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3
a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him '
MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with
that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said,
'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.'
Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted.

## Post 2 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Sunday, 08-Mar-2009 3:15:47

Oh, man! That was great!

## Post 3 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Sunday, 08-Mar-2009 9:18:33

hahahaha. Nice one Cam!

## Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 08-Mar-2009 11:12:35

Great one Cam, thanks.

## Post 5 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Sunday, 08-Mar-2009 13:19:03

lol I've heard this one before a friend sent it to me. Nice one inndeed, had me laughing very hard.

## Post 6 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Sunday, 08-Mar-2009 21:01:26

I know. That one really made me chortle quite heartily.

## Post 7 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 08-Mar-2009 21:40:33

Lmaooo! Loved it. Nice one.

## Post 8 by Sutty_P (scratching my ass) on Monday, 09-Mar-2009 6:02:27

lmao cam! just the thing i needed first thing on a monday morning at work. rofl, briliant!

## Post 9 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 09-Mar-2009 13:49:00

lol; thanks for sharing, cam! hahahahaha.

## Post 10 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Thursday, 12-Mar-2009 18:32:02

ahaheheheheahahahahehehe good one!