# Dumb Laws in Connecticut

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Friday, 22-Feb-2008 17:55:20

Dumb laws! Dumb laws in my home state none the less!!
Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.

## Post 2 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Friday, 22-Feb-2008 18:04:09

Some others I missed the first time.
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.
Silly string is banned.
It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

## Post 3 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 22-Feb-2008 18:18:19

Some of these are absolutely ridiculous. I think the best one was about walking on your hands. You know how many people got hurt doing that? I'm so glad they banned it... lol