# the trouble with menThe Trouble with Men

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Tuesday, 07-Aug-2007 20:13:37

The Trouble with Men
One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."
And they say blondes are dumb.
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you"
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It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he steps out of the
shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the
lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour.
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary. On their special day, a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been so good, each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.
Whoosh! Immediately he turned 90.
Gotta love that fairy!
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Dear Lord,
I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience
for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to
death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

## Post 2 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Tuesday, 07-Aug-2007 23:57:08

ouch, a trator from with in.

## Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 08-Aug-2007 14:03:47

cool. lol!

## Post 4 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Thursday, 09-Aug-2007 8:53:46

lol omg! Nice, Cam