# differences between a Hillary and Bil Clinton Whitehouse

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## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 02-Feb-2007 11:39:32

Hillary Rodham Clinton is now officially running for
the 2008 Democratic nomination for president.
Hmmm... Clinton -- that name sounds awfully familiar...
The Top 16 Differences Under President *Hillary* Clinton
16> This Clinton wears the pants in the family -- and keeps them
*on* in the Oval Office.
15> Out: "Don't Stop." In: "Ice Ice Baby."
14> This time, America, you're taking that Universal Health Care
medicine -- or you'll stay in your room until you do!
13> President battles House Speaker over whose cycle will
synchronize with whose.
12> White House bathroom magazines under Hillary:
the Nation, Mother Jones, the Progressive.
White House bathroom magazines under Bill:
Hustler, Barely Legal, Juggs.
11> All the veracity we've come to expect from a President
Clinton, only this time unencumbered by personal charm.
10> Socks the cat replaced by Fin, the man-eating great white.
9> Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity,
Rush Limbaugh and hundreds of other conservative pundits
are found dead in a mass suicide at a private mansion in
the Hamptons.
8> No sax in the Oval Office.
7> The vast nationwide pet programs of previous First Ladies
will pale in comparison to the new First Gentleman's campaign
to teach sex education, one American at a time.
6> White House sex scandals 75 percent less cigarier.
5> The only illegal tapping going on in the White House is when
a group of coeds takes a tour.
4> Bill: Tried it once but didn't inhale.
Hillary: Tried it once but didn't swallow.
3> Now when the White House leaks a secret, it's strong enough
for a man... but made for a woman!
2> President Hillary not nearly as well-liked by conservatives
as Bill was when he was president.
and the Number 1
Difference Under President *Hillary* Clinton...
1> "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Clinton."

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 03-Feb-2007 19:08:19

&LT;lol>
Bob

## Post 3 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Sunday, 04-Feb-2007 1:17:56

Wow, just wow...

## Post 4 by basketballfreakslive (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 04-Feb-2007 1:53:57

LMAO