# the fire truck

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 18-Oct-2005 16:26:35

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices
a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is
wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and
her cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look "That sure is a
nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl
says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied
the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner,"
the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if
you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go
faster." The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right...but
then I wouldn't have a siren."

## Post 2 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Wednesday, 19-Oct-2005 20:33:21

hahahahaahaha