# Colonoscopy Humor

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 05-Sep-2007 9:59:19

[A physician claims these are actual comments from his
patients made while he was performing colonoscopies.]
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

## Post 2 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Wednesday, 05-Sep-2007 10:48:50

Oh wow!lol.

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 05-Sep-2007 12:04:16

LOL These are great. Partticularly liked the last three.

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 05-Sep-2007 15:56:01

hehehe hahaha!
These are a pain in the ass. jk.
Thanks.
Bob

## Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 05-Sep-2007 20:25:11

No, Bob, you're the pain in the ass. JK