# Three little pigs

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## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 13-Jul-2004 11:24:21

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and
takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Pepsi,"
said the second little piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the
third little piggy.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad
plate," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water,"
said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached
the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer
float," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water,"
exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy, "but
why have you only ordered water all evening?"
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way
home!!!!!"

## Post 2 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Monday, 20-Nov-2006 18:27:44

Oh my!!

## Post 3 by frequency (the music man) on Monday, 20-Nov-2006 19:34:41

hahaha. No kidney stones for him.

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 1:26:05

ha ha ha!
No sleep that night either.
Bob

## Post 5 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 19:40:16

too cute!
Troy

## Post 6 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 23-Nov-2006 15:08:14

lol. cool joke