# Work vs. Prison

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 10-Sep-2007 20:35:18

Work vs. Prison
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON @ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in a 10 X 10 cell you spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 8 cubicle
You get three meals a day fully paid for you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
You get time off for good behavior you get more work for good behavior
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
You can watch TV and play games you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
You get your own toilet you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
They allow your family and friends to visit you aren't even supposed to speak to, or think about your family
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
You must deal with sadistic wardens they are called managers.
You can talk about Jesus, and even participate in Bible Studies you'd better not talk about Jesus or bring a Bible if you want to keep your job!
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
Now get back to work! You're not getting paid to read the bords.

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 10-Sep-2007 21:09:06

&LT;lol> hahahaha sad but true.
Bob