# Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 18-Dec-2006 16:54:44

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and
Fire Hydrants and ...
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire
8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells ..
10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't
Leave My House
11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My
House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So
I Burned Down the House
13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
Bob

## Post 2 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 18-Dec-2006 17:26:22

Excellent!

## Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 18-Dec-2006 18:53:23

hahahahahaha, that's great!