# Border Crossing

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 29-Apr-2005 11:40:03

An elderly couple was crossing the Canadian border to go to their winter
recluse
in Florida. At the crossing they were stopped by an over-zealous border
guard, on
his first day at work. He commenced to ask the couple a battery of
questions.
The husband, on behalf of his almost deaf wife, answered the barrage of
queries.
Officer: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "We're on vacation and going to Florida."
Wife: "What did he say? What did he say?"
Husband: "He wants to know where we're going."
Officer: "How long will you be gone?"
Husband: "About one month."
Wife: "What did he say? What did he say?"
Husband: "He wants to know how long we'll be gone."
Officer: "Where are you from?"
Husband: "We're from Toronto, Ontario."
Officer: "Toronto, huh. I was there once. Nice city.
Had the worst date experience in my life."
Wife: "What did he say? What did he say?"
Husband: "He says he knows you!"