# questions to ponder

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## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 11-Nov-2006 23:20:53

questions to ponderDoes Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?
Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?
Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?
Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?
Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?
What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
Can someone give up lent for lent?
Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
Why is there a size 12-14, 14-16, 16-18, and so forth, but no 13, 15, and 17?
If CD's were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?
If lava melts rock, wouldn't the lava melt the volcano?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths? (you`er trying this one right?)
Can you blow a balloon up under water?
How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?
Why are there black lines on a basketball?
Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?
If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st - January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?
If you are parking somewhere and the signs in front of the parked cars say "30 minutes" then when your 30 minutes are up can you park in the spot right next to you??
Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what's the difference?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
What happens when you say "hi" on an airplane to your friend who's name is Jack?
Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?
Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
Why is the St. Louis baseball team the cardinals, but the Missouri state bird is the blue bird?
Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?
Why do we have to wait till the water starts boiling before we can put pasta into the water?

## Post 2 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Sunday, 12-Nov-2006 9:06:30

why to we park in a driveway but drive on the parkway?
lol. very nice.

## Post 3 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 12-Nov-2006 9:19:53

If we put the noodles into the water before boiling, the noodles will get saturated. 40 wacks with a wet noodle

## Post 4 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Sunday, 12-Nov-2006 9:41:20

LOL Becky. These are great. and, so many of them really get you thinking. I've often sat and thought about many of these. Hahahahah.

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 12-Nov-2006 13:45:21

&LT;lol> Thanks.
Bob