# the menue

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 15-Jun-2005 21:14:34

&GT; &GT; A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
reads:
&GT; &GT;
&GT; &GT; CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
&GT; &GT; CHICKEN
&GT; &GT; SANDWICH: $3.50
&GT; &GT; HANDJOB: $10.00
&GT; &GT;
&GT; &GT; Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and
&GT; &GT; beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving
drinks
&GT; &GT; to a meager looking group of men.
&GT; &GT;
&GT; &GT; "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
&GT; &GT;
&GT; &GT; "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the
&GT; &GT; hand-jobs?"
&GT; &GT;
&GT; &GT; "Yes", she purrs, "I am."
&GT; &GT;
&GT; &GT; The man replies: "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger

## Post 2 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 05-Jul-2005 6:21:28

Lol!!!!!!!