# I definitely shit my pants.

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Friday, 26-Jan-2007 23:52:46

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good
understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct
either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you
want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."

## Post 2 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 27-Jan-2007 6:10:51

smiles

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 27-Jan-2007 10:07:25

Rather tasteless: no play on words intended.
Bob

## Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 27-Jan-2007 13:07:35

And believe me, Bob knows tasteless.

## Post 5 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Saturday, 27-Jan-2007 13:45:43

hell no. I figured something like that was coming when I first began reading it. Where did you find it?

## Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 27-Jan-2007 14:58:27

I know tasteless 'cause I know Becky.
Bob

## Post 7 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 27-Jan-2007 17:41:38

Now Now becky and Bob the funnyist pair stop arguing and laugh. hahaha

## Post 8 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 28-Jan-2007 3:13:11

We are laughing, at the joke and at each other.

## Post 9 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Wednesday, 31-Jan-2007 19:37:33

Bob and becky mmm!