# top 16 titles for O.J.'s new book

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 17-Nov-2006 18:07:55

Innocent media victim O.J. Simpson's new book,
"If I Did It," goes on sale November 30.
According to its publisher, the book "hypothetically
describes how the murders would have been committed."
The Top 16 Better Titles for O.J. Simpson's New Book
16> The Complete Idiot's Guide to Murdering Your Wife, Maybe
15> Pay Me Before I Kill Again!
14> Hacking for Dummies
13> How to Succeed in Murder Without Really Frying
12> Beverly Hills Chop
11> Glove Story
10> Double Jeopardy: How I Could in *Theory* Be Shouting
"Kiss My Ex-Wife-Murdering Ass, Punk LAPD Bitches!"
9> The Purpose Driven Lie
8> To Kill a Lying, Cheating Mockingbird Ex-Wife and Her
No Good Punk-Ass Boyfriend
7> Chicken Soup for the Soulless
6> Tuesdays With Kato
5> The Devil Wears Magli
4> Presumed Idiot
3> Criminal Snicker's A Series of Fortunate Events
2> O.J. and a Couple of Slices: You're Toast!
and the Number 1 Better
Title for O.J. Simpson's New Book...
1> The Throatslasher's Guide to the Galaxy

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 18-Nov-2006 8:50:09

&LT;lol> love it.
Bob

## Post 3 by frequency (the music man) on Saturday, 18-Nov-2006 12:32:05

Very nice. lol