# The Black Condom

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Cill Bot (Zone BBS Addict) on Saturday, 23-Oct-2004 9:30:58

> There is this just married Chinese couple that decided to
> > make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they held their
> wedding.
> > The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy a
> > condom
> > from the shop nearby. When the husband went out, the wife waited
anxiously
> > in the room with all the lights switched off.
> >
> > The husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and
when
> he
> > finally found one, he realized that he had only 20 cents. He asks the
shop
> > owner to sell him only one of the condoms and the shop owner asked him
> which
> > quality he wanted.
> >
> > "The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom,
> > average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest
quality,
> > is 25
> > cents each."
> >
> > So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him.
> While
> > the husband was out, a black thief came into the room. The wife did not
> > notice
> > and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the thief and happily
> > started screwing away. The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep
> > immediately.
> >
> > When the husband reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without
a
> > warning, he jumped onto his wife, mounted her and started screwing her
> > vigorously.
> > The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic but she
> thoroughly
> > enjoyed the session.
> >
> > A year later, the wife gave birth to a black baby boy. When
> > the baby grew up, he asked the father. "Papa, why am I black and you are
> > white?"
> >
> > The father shouted, "You are damn lucky! 5 cents more and you would have
> > been purple."

## Post 2 by _rory_ (predictable kryptic) on Thursday, 28-Oct-2004 12:47:18

lol lol lol!