# PMS

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Black Prince (Veteran Zoner) on Monday, 08-May-2006 19:19:02

THIS DOESN'T APPLY TO EVERYONE.
Now that I got that out of the way. This is for the SOME of the ladies. now. some of you may not know when PMS is comming. well I have the perfect test. These are the Tom ten signs of PMS. plaese take notes. Gentlemen. you need to listen also.
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****.
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The Ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 11-May-2006 8:43:33

Good 1 and it's a lie that men don't suffer..

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 11-May-2006 17:00:35

It's funny, and so's Goblin's response.

## Post 4 by skittles_freak (the freak of skittles) on Thursday, 11-May-2006 21:57:05

lollollol j! funny, and accurate all the same.

## Post 5 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Monday, 12-Jun-2006 1:32:39

lol