# gravity defying taquila

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 08-Oct-2009 16:48:11

a man walked into the sky bar at the top of the empire state building, and sat down to have a drink. a man sitting next to him ordered a shot of taquila, slammed it, then stood up, picked up his bar stool, smashed a window and jumped out. the patrons of the bar screamed, thinking the man had surely plunged to his death. However, in a few minutes, the elevator doors opened and out stepped the man.
Now the first man asked the man who had jumped, "How did you do that?"
The man said, "Its gravity defying taquila," and again he slammed a shot of taquila and leaped out the window. the first man stood and watched as he floated gracefully down to the sidewalk and walked back into the building.
When the jumping man arrived back, he offered to buy the first man a shot of gravity defying taquila. the man accepted, slammed the shot, and leaped out the window. He plunged several stories to a bloody death on the sidewalk below. the bartender turned to the second man and said, "Superman, your an asshole when you drink."

## Post 2 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Thursday, 08-Oct-2009 23:43:28

Oh that's terrible! LMAO!

## Post 3 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Monday, 12-Oct-2009 4:25:00

Heh. I've heard variations on that before, but not that particular one.

## Post 4 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Friday, 16-Oct-2009 21:56:31

haha good one