# water desperation

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Wednesday, 08-Aug-2007 17:56:22

-A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to
find water,
he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a
small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no
water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water!
I should kill you, but I must find water first."
"OK," said the old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do not want to
buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will
find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he
staggered back.
"Your f**king brother won't let me in without a tie.".

## Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 09-Aug-2007 1:38:00

lol

## Post 3 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Thursday, 09-Aug-2007 8:51:27

Omg now that was funny