# Joke- so drunk

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by medical queen (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 03-May-2007 15:49:52

JoAfter several hours the man at the bar was so drunk that he began to slump over onto the people beside him. In no uncertain terms the bartender told him
that he'd had enough and had to leave.
"Had 'nuff, huh?" the man said, noticing a cat walking across the room, he said, "I can prove I isn't drunk. See that cat comin' inna door? Well, she
only has one eye."
"You're drunk, all right," the bartender said. "That cat's leaving."