# Titanic Vs Clinton

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Monday, 21-May-2007 15:09:30

Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life," by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories.
His professor had a sense of humour and gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica ... ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary ... basically the same thing.....

## Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 05-Jun-2007 1:28:36

lol

## Post 3 by ~*Dark_Light*~ (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 05-Jun-2007 10:43:06

Excellant!
The Titanic crashing into an iceberg being ripped assunder must have made for sound liken as unto a ~*Thunderous MidNight*~
The Clintons must have had many a ~*Thunderous MidNights,*~ in more ways than one

## Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 05-Jun-2007 12:41:40

awsome. lol