# they walk among us

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 09-Jun-2005 22:29:41

&GT; : They walk among us..................
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&GT; : IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
&GT; : I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
&GT; : local township administrative office to request the removal of the
&GT; : Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason:
&GT; : "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to
&GT; : cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.
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&GT; : IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
&GT; : My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
&GT; : She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He
&GT; : said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
&GT; : And he was a Kansas City chef!
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&GT; : IDIOT SIGHTING:
&GT; : I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
&GT; : asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
&GT; : knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
&GT; : would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
&GT; : Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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&GT; : IDIOT SIGHTING:
&GT; : The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
&GT; : I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when
&GT; : she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
&GT; : signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded,
&GT; : "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation
&GT; : officer in Wichita, KS
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&GT; : IDIOT SIGHTING:
&GT; : At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving
&GT; : the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully,
&GT; : this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We
&GT; : all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
&GT; : This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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&GT; : IDIOT SIGHTING:
&GT; : I work with an individual who plugged her power strip Back into itself
&GT; : and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not
&GT; : turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.
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&GT; : IDIOT SIGHTING:
&GT; : When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up
&GT; : our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
&GT; : service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
&GT; : the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
&GT; : instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was
&GT; : unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which
&GT; : he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
&GT; : This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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## Post 2 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Friday, 10-Jun-2005 13:53:15

LOL... that one about the lucheon and downsizing and "we should do this more often." So I wonder who next was to be "let go!" *!*