# Olympic bloopers

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 30-Aug-2012 11:18:35

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?"

## Post 2 by roxtar (move over school!) on Friday, 31-Aug-2012 0:36:36

lol.
I approve.

## Post 3 by rusty81 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Friday, 31-Aug-2012 4:27:48

kissing balls? and 11 dicks? lmfao!

## Post 4 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Friday, 31-Aug-2012 18:07:42

Those were definitely good ones!

## Post 5 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 01-Sep-2012 15:59:25

OMGOSH!! are you serious? lol! hahahahaha!! wow..

## Post 6 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 02-Sep-2012 17:48:34

hahahahaha good ones lol :)

## Post 7 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Sunday, 16-Sep-2012 16:39:31

must, stop, chuckeling