# coming back as a chicken

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2009 5:49:29

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph... Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much
to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking
the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh?
How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!
''You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
'Never,' said Ralph. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster.
'It's no big deal.' Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He
soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....
'Ralph! Wake up. You shit the bed!'

## Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2009 22:31:42

Wow! Lmaoooooooo! Quite Amusing.

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2009 22:50:38

Yuck!

## Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 01-Aug-2009 13:51:22

yuck indeed.

## Post 5 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Friday, 07-Aug-2009 3:00:39

And he awoke and told his wife, "Look at it honey. Isn't it beautiful."

## Post 6 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 07-Aug-2009 14:21:37

Can't say I found that one funny but it was interesting.