# Goldie Locks and the 3 Bears - what really happened

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 16-Sep-2007 15:16:34

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...
>
> Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.
>
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,
"For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you
> idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke
> everyone
> In > the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy
> Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything
> away. It was
> Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who
> went out
> in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.
> It was
> Mummy Bear who set the damn table. It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray gave them their food, and refilled their water. And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear- asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....I haven't made the damn porridge yet!!!"
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## Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 16-Sep-2007 21:07:25

lol, very nice.

## Post 3 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Monday, 17-Sep-2007 0:34:55

I have heard this one already.

## Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 17-Sep-2007 5:15:43

hahahahahha!. that was awsome!

## Post 5 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 17-Sep-2007 5:48:36

Becky, you never fail to disappoint. Thanks.
Lou