# adding a new hospital wing

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Monday, 09-Jul-2007 8:55:25

adding a new wing to their hospital:
The Allergists voted to scratch it and the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling
about it, but the Neurologists thought the
administration had a lot of nerve, and the
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea
short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over our
dead bodies", while the Pediatricians said, "Oh,
grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was
madness, the Radiologists could see right through
it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands
of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to
swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This
puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold
water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea
was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the
heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision
up to some asshole in administration.

## Post 2 by speedie (move over school!) on Monday, 09-Jul-2007 9:22:07

Great so!
Stevie.

## Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 09-Jul-2007 10:04:58

lol, great!