# honesty - it's all in the spin

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 14-Dec-2006 20:57:37

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course, what may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father...Next!"

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 14-Dec-2006 23:29:02

&LT;lol>
Is this a personal recollection Becky?
Bob

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 15-Dec-2006 7:43:01

Yes, Bob, how did you guess? I used to be a priest who enjoyed carrying hair dryers under my robe.

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 15-Dec-2006 11:07:53

ha ha ha! and I used to be a Nun who enjoyed dressing up in men's underware. Oh, that's another post.
Bob

## Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 16-Dec-2006 10:55:56

lol, too funny!

## Post 6 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 16-Dec-2006 15:03:03

Good one. Bob, so you're the transformer everyone was talking about in public QN's the other night? Whoa, how disturbing! Ha.

## Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 16-Dec-2006 19:15:12

Who told my little secret. I need some sugar to get over this embarrassment.
Damn, where'd I put those animal crackers. Did you take them again Raskolnikov?
Bob