# Girls' night out

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Thursday, 05-May-2005 8:28:28

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and lovingwives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to take a piss so they stopped in thecemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruinthem, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that
had a wreath with ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet andinnocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband
and said -
"These damn girly nights have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My dirtybitch wife came home with no panties! Oh my God, I'll kill the bastard!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband; "Mine came back with a card stuck between thecrack of her arse that said "From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you."

## Post 2 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Saturday, 21-Oct-2006 23:16:48

holey crap!!

## Post 3 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Sunday, 22-Oct-2006 10:05:31

lmao