# Real tenacy Grandpa

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2006 20:21:37

hey this is from an old song actually but i find it confusing and funny.
many many years ago when I was 23.
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be.
This widow had a grown up daughter, who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son in law, and really changed my life.
Now my daughter was my mother because she was my father's wife.
And to complicate the matters even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother in law to dad, and so became my uncle though it made me very sad.
For if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother to the widows grownup daughter who was of course my step mother.
My father's wife then had a son that kept them on the run, and he became my grand child
for he was my daughter's son.
My wife was now my mother's mother, which makes me blue.
because although she is my wife, she's my grand mother too.
Now if my wife is my grand mother, than I'm her grand child.
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild.
Cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw as husband of my grand mother I am my own grand Pa.

## Post 2 by nikos (English words from a Greek thinking brain) on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2006 20:33:30

Interesting.

## Post 3 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2006 22:48:56

that gives me a headache just working all that out. lol

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 31-Aug-2006 3:12:36

I heard that song years ago. It was called "I'm my own grandpa".
Very funny, where did you ever find it?
Bob

## Post 5 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Thursday, 31-Aug-2006 11:38:10

have a wav of it... if you want i can email it or send it over messenger private message or pqn me when you're on...