# out of office messages

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2006 0:12:22

Where I work, we are frequently reminded to put temporary greetings on our voice mail and “out of office” messages on our e-mail when we are going to be
off for more than a day. I always put a very polite and business-like “out of office” message on my e-mail, but I like the ones below much better.

## Post 2 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2006 7:37:12

lol #5 is great, there all good but 5, i'll have to try

## Post 3 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2006 10:25:23

Becky, these are great! This brings to mind several bits of workplace-related humor. Just have to decide which to post. I had a boss who was so obsessive about the out of office feature, I was almost tempted to put one on saying I could be found in stall number five, but I have a wife, cat, and mortgage to think about.
Lou

## Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2006 11:47:41

LOL Lou. Yeah, it's the fact that I also have a mortgage that keeps me from using any of the above.

## Post 5 by V.I. p (Zone BBS Addict) on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2006 15:33:08

lol, number 9 is great, imagine getting that message *smiles*

## Post 6 by Mexican Spitfire (Eating the elephant one bite at a time.) on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2006 20:49:10

Hahahahahahhahahaha, love Number 9, Becky!

## Post 7 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 04-Jul-2006 23:37:39

I think number 3 is my favorite.