# think on your feet

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 08-May-2005 18:23:25

A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The
very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of
lettuce.
The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his
manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants
to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to
find
the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has
kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the
manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out
of that
situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are
you from, son?"
"Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the
manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."
"No shit?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"

## Post 2 by brandi (Account disabled) on Sunday, 08-May-2005 20:59:24

TAHT WAS AN AWESOME JOKE TWO THUMBS UP :-)

## Post 3 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Tuesday, 10-May-2005 14:18:20

Hehe, clever kid.