# a real woman

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 30-Dec-2012 0:07:55

A Real Woman.............................................
A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without
fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry!!!!
I'm thinking of whiskey. ~ It's whiskey that does all that crap.
Never mind.

## Post 2 by bea (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 30-Dec-2012 6:02:12

That's a good one. Lol.

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 30-Dec-2012 12:31:54

Good one, and oh so true! Nave ahother drink.
Bob

## Post 4 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 30-Dec-2012 12:49:01

Southern Comfort comes to mind. A reall southern Bell! Smile.