# Forget about spit or swallow, I have my own questions...

Category: Getting to Know You

## Post 1 by Sincerity (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 30-Sep-2005 0:12:07

Well I'm just so highly inspired by the last two topics, and my teenage hormones, that I had to come up with my own questions. If you know me well enough, well, then you're probably expecting the worst and I'll try to supply you with such. Again, these questions will be fucked up, and by reading them, you agree to either answer them or mark yourself as pussified for the next few years. You're choice. Questions 1: How many people have you had a crush on in the last year? Question 2: How many people have you thought about and masturbated to, at the same time? Question 3: When you were a child, how many times did you play "doctor?" Question 4: Have you ever tasted urine of any species in cluding humans? (I thought this would be slightly more common than eating crap, which almost everyone denied off the bat) Question 5: Have you ever farted in public? (We all know you have, so tell us your interesting story! Ever framed someone?) Question 6: Have you ever been in the middle of screwing someone and then yelled out another person's name? If so, how did they react? (Just waiting to find someone whose partner liked it...) Question 7: Have you ever had a threesome? And if so, did you play favorites? Question 8: Not so much a question but oh well... name one fettish and explain it if you're not too lazy.(Preferably odd ones just to amuse me of course.) Question 9: Is make-up sex really that much better than normal sex, or is angry sex the way to go? (Provide stories for amusement you lazy bitches) Question 10: Did you actually read this, with intent on answering, or did you have to muster up the courage to do it? And if you didn't intend on answering, what were you trying to hide?
If two people answer this honestly, then I will answer myself, don't worry, I don't tell people to do things that I myself wouldn't do. Enjoy all answers following this...

## Post 2 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Friday, 30-Sep-2005 0:24:36

1: How many people have you had a crush on in
the last year?
4 Question 2: How many people have you thought about and masturbated to, at the same time? in the past year two Question 3: When you were a child, how many times
did you play "doctor?" truthfully none willingly but i had a neighbor boy play doctor on me Question 4: Have you ever tasted urine of any species in cluding humans? (I thought this would be slightly more common than eating
crap, which almost everyone denied off the bat)yes i have hey we were all young once Question 5: Have you ever farted in public? (We all know you have, so tell us your interesting story! Ever
framed someone?)um i have and i don't know i think the worst was at some nice resteraunt, or maybe that time when i was standing behind the stage set with a hot guy alone while we waited for our cue during music man Question 6: Have you ever been in the middle of screwing someone and then yelled out another person's name? If so, how did they react?never fucked and durning phone sex with ony one person and syber sex a few people none other than kyle for real since january always called the right name.
(Just waiting to find someone whose partner liked it...) Question 7: Have you ever had a threesome? And if so, did you play favorites? No, but my boyfriend thought it could be fun and asked our creator of the post to join us once as a joke. lol Question 8: Not
so much a question but oh well... name one fettish and explain it if you're not too lazy.(Preferably odd ones just to amuse me of course.) hmm not really odd, but i always think of laying my head on my man's lap or chest and holding sometimes teasing but most of the time just holding him. I'm a contact kind of person with the right person.Question 9:
Is make-up sex really that much better than normal sex, or is angry sex the way to go? (Provide stories for amusement you lazy bitches) um i'm a vergin Question 10: Did
you actually read this, with intent on answering, or did you have to muster up the courage to do it? And if you didn't intend on answering, what were you
trying to hide? If two people answer this honestly, then I will answer myself, don't worry, I don't tell people to do things that I myself wouldn't do.
hey i have nothing to hide i suck im weird although not as weird as my x, now talk about a weird ffedish? lol see ya

## Post 3 by Witchcraft (Account disabled) on Friday, 30-Sep-2005 0:29:56

Hmm, 1. Crushes in the last year? Can't say I've had a one. Oh there has been people I've been attracted to, but so far as to have crushes, nope, just thought they were attractive. 2. I think any time someone masterbates they're thinking of someone, or usually anyways, but I'd have to say primarily I think of my husband. 3. I don't honestly remember playing doctor as a child accept for once or twice. 4. Yes, but not by choice, my cousin thought it would be funny; I was asleep, well, he found out it wasn't so funny. 5. Yes, never framed anyone, just move on and hope no one noticed. 6. Nope, can't say I have; I'd be ashamed if I had...7. Yep, I've done a 3some, and my husband was and always will be my fave. *grin* 8. Don't think I have any. 9. I'll take normal anytime, hmm, what do you mean by make-up sex? Don't like angry, but I do like it hard at times. 10. Fully intended on answering, I've answered all the rest so why not?

## Post 4 by Sincerity (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 30-Sep-2005 0:52:38

I promised I'd answer, right? Well here it is: (1) 2 would have to be my answer, no real story to add to it. (2) Hmm... never masturbated to the thought anyone I knew, kinda sad? Yeah I know. Mostly people I made up or someone famous because no one has really, let's say... inspired me, enough. (3) Nearly played doctor one time but got cut off by a teacher, what a bitch she was, destroying my chance to "innocently" explore. (4) Once tasted my own, when I was maybe.. 4, and then a puppy peed in my face once, if that counts, even I don't know if it does count lol. (5) Well it's human! I myself have never framed anyone but yeah I've done it, especially considering that I'm lactoast entollerant, and I only realized it recently, take a guess on how I figured it out? (6) I'm a virgin but if I were fantasizing about another person while fucking then I might yell out another person's name... but then again I might not know the person's name from the start and just yell out what feels right. :D (7) Again, virgin, but I can see myself having one, and depending on how well I knew the people, I might play favorites. But it'd be more likely that I played favorites if I only knew one of the two people. (8) Ok I'll name my scariest one, blood, drinking blood. Yes I know, it's strange but so am I so it works. (9)I really wanna know people's view on this though, I can't really have a view on it but I'm sure I will eventually. (10) Well I wrote the questions and promised to answer them, so I intended on answering this shit from the start.

## Post 5 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Friday, 30-Sep-2005 0:59:51

1: How many people have you had a crush on in the last year? Not sure, more than for just wanting sex, I'd say maybe 4. Question 2: How many
people have you thought about and masturbated to, at the same time? Ooh, far too many to count. sorry, but I'd say we're talking way in double figures. lol Question 3: When
you were a child, how many times did you play "doctor?" Oh, when I was 9 or 10 I spent the whole summer hollidays playing doctor with 2 sisters that lived 2 doors up the street. don't know how often or how many times. Question 4: Have you ever tasted urine of any species in cluding humans? (I thought this would be slightly more common than eating crap, which almost everyone denied off the bat) No, never drank urine. Question 5: Have you ever farted in public? (We all know you have, so tell us your interesting
story! Ever framed someone?) Oh, I think the funniest was on a ferry back from holland with schol, we slept on the boat, in this huge room, I woke up and let the loudest fart go, everyone including the teachers laughed. Question 6: Have you ever been in the middle of screwing someone and then yelled out another person's name? If so, how did they react? (Just
waiting to find someone whose partner liked it...) No, I did call my ex by someones name, but we'd been talking about said person, but luckily weren't having sex at the time. Question 7: Have you ever had a threesome? And if so, did you play favorites? No, never had a threesome, and not sure I'd want to. Question 8: Not so much a question but oh well... name one fettish and explain it if you're not too lazy.(Preferably
odd ones just to amuse me of course.) I love being tickled, it doesn't make me laugh, just horney. Question 9: Is make-up sex really that much better than normal sex, or is angry sex the way to go? (Provide stories for amusement you lazy bitches) Oh, I've never had angry sex, so can't comment on that. Make up sex is awesome though. Question 10: Did you actually read this, with intent on answering, or did you have to muster up the courage to do it? And if you didn't intend on answering,
what were you trying to hide?
I intended to answer, and didn't want to hide anything

## Post 6 by Witchcraft (Account disabled) on Friday, 30-Sep-2005 1:05:01

Can someone explain what is meant here by makeup sex? I'm extremely confused on this one. LOL. Probably know about it just think of it by a different name...LOL. Willing to try almost anything once, and twice if I like it.

## Post 7 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Friday, 30-Sep-2005 1:16:04

WC, I'm guessing it's the sex you have after an arguement when you're making up.

## Post 8 by Jage (Zone BBS, a decade of madness) on Friday, 30-Sep-2005 1:27:20

Yup. That's about exactly it. Basically you get pissed off, say how you'll break up and never fuck again, and five minutes later, you realize how powerful sex is and fuck.

## Post 9 by Witchcraft (Account disabled) on Friday, 30-Sep-2005 2:22:11

Oh, LOL, *grin* I wasn't thinking of that. Hmm, that's fun too, but I'd rather not have the fight in the first place so...

## Post 10 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Friday, 30-Sep-2005 5:00:28

All right, 1: How many people have you had a crush on in
the last year? Hmm, well, a crush being a two second thing for me, two people. I'd put three, but that doesn't do justice what I think of Sam, hehehe. 2: How many people have you thought about and masturbated to, at the same time? What, like, ever? I dunno? lol. 3: When you were a child, how many times
did you play "doctor?" Ya know, in the way you mean, I actually never did. I guess I'm unique or something. 4: Have you ever tasted urine of any species in cluding humans? Never actually. There's that abnormality again, hehehe. 5: Have you ever farted in public? Everyone has, nothing interesting to say on that one... 6: Have you ever been in the middle of screwing someone and then yelled out another person's name? Lol, no, although there was this tiem with my X boyfriend, when I was incredibly emotionally insecure and wanted to break up with him but didn't feel as though I could. I considered doing that coz I wondered if it'd make him finish with me. Never had the guts to do it though, thought it was nasty, even if he was an ass hole, lol. 7: Have you ever had a threesome? And if so, did you play favorites? Nup, never have, don't want too either. 8: Not
so much a question but oh well... name one fettish and explain it if you're not too lazy. Don't have any... 9:
Is make-up sex really that much better than normal sex, or is angry sex the way to go? No, I hate make up sex, it's horrible. And, I never had sex when I'm angry, I'd always wanna kill someone instead, not that you'd know it, hehehe. 10: Did
you actually read this, with intent on answering, or did you have to muster up the courage to do it? Answered all the others, so why not?

## Post 11 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 30-Sep-2005 9:44:32

1. I have flirted with many people in the last year, however I've only ever had one serious crush. (you know who you are)
2. I've had fantasies about orgies so you can pretty much pick any number that you wish and in put it.
3. I guess I probably did play these sorts of games when I was younger but frankly they don't stick in the memory.
4. As I stated previously I actually have a strong suspicion that eating fly shit is very common. On the other hand I can't think of any way that I could have accidentally come in to contact with urine. Mine or anybody else's.
5. All the time. I am very proud of my loud farts. In fact the louder; the smellier; the more inappropriate the better so far as I am concerned.
6. I'm afraid I have to be boring and say that I've never done this no. However I do know of somebody who shouted my name out while sleeping with her boyfriend! He does still talk to me though, just about ...
7. I'm still working on the threesome. If it ever happens I'll come back and update my answers.
8. What like adults wearing rubber diapers so that they can shit themselves you mean? Hmm. That's just too wrong to explore further.
9. Is it possible to have sex with make up then? This must be a fetish you need to explain to me. Okay okay, just normal sex for me. I can't be bothered with arguing.
10. No courage needed hear. These sorts of questions don't bother me in the slightest.
Dan.

## Post 12 by Ukulele<3 (Try me... You know you want to.) on Friday, 30-Sep-2005 11:08:40

Ok, here I go!!!
1 How many people have I had a crush on in the past year? Hmmm. I wouldn’t necessarily say that I had a crush on someone as to just find them attractive. Lolol Does that make sense?
2. lol Sincerity. I haven’t found the need to masturbate because I live with my fiance and am pleasured whenever I want or need it. Lolol
3. Yes, I’ve played “Doctor” as a child but can’t remember how many times exactly.
4. Yes, I have and threw up afterwords.
5. Yes, I have. Lol When I was in fourth grade, we went on a fieldtrip and I was so embarrassed. No. I haven’t tried to frame anyone for it because my face would immediately prove the lie.
6. Yes. I have. But only once. Lol I’m pretty sure I shared this story on the boards once before. I did it to stop my ex from moving too fast!
7. Never! Never! Never! I have never done it and don’t intend to do it.
8. hahahaha Well, I don’t know about fetishes, but I do enjoy biting my man’s butt cheek. Heheheeheh Does that count?
9. No. I think that “normal” sex is much better. I’ve had “make-up” sex after an argument and I get too sad to consentrate on what I am doing. Also, I don’t get as much pleasure out of it as I would if I were happy.
10. Of course I was planning to answer! It’s just that there were so many questions and that was just holding me back.
*sexy*

## Post 13 by Brooke (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 30-Sep-2005 13:21:33

1: How many people have you had a crush on in the last year? I'd say two or three. 2: How many people have you thought about and masturbated to, at the same time? Oh wow ... I'm not sure, but quite a few!! 3: When you were a child, how many times did you play "doctor?" Actually, I think I only played doctor once or twice. 4: Have you ever tasted urine of any species in cluding humans? Oh HELL no!! 5: Have you ever farted in public? I'm sure I have, but I can't really remember any embarrassing stories. LOL maybe I blocked them all out!! 6: Have you ever been in the middle of screwing someone and then yelled out another person's name? LOL, no luckily I've never done that!!! 7: Have you ever had a threesome? Nope, never had a threesome and don't know if I ever would. 8: name one fettish and explain it if you're not too lazy. Can't think of any. 9: Is make-up sex really that much better than normal sex, or is angry sex the way to go? Never had angry sex, but make up sex is definitely good!!! 10: Did
you actually read this, with intent on answering, or did you have to muster up the courage to do it? Oh hell yeah, I intended on answering it.

## Post 14 by InternetKing (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Saturday, 01-Oct-2005 18:18:14

1. 2 people.
2.Hmm about 6 people...I think.
3. You might find it sad or ammusing, but I never plaid doctor.
4. I was once offered £10 to drink my own urin, sorry but £10 is not enough for me to do something like that even if I'm drunk, which I was at the time, but no, I've never done it.
5. Yes I farted in public many times, but I think most embourissing story was when once we were at soe sort of student meeting, where there were loads of different colleges and loads of different people from different schools came so you could be helped with making decision of what universitty you should go to, anyway we all were on some big meeting and I farted just as every1 got silent because some woman's speach was about to start, I fartd and a friend who was a few rows back from me shouted my name and pointed at me, of couse intired public started laughing (there was about 500 people there) and I went totally red.
6. Yes, I was drunk at the time and was quite unhappy in a relationship, but I was dying for sex and as we were officially still together, I called out the name of someone I kinda fantasized/wanted to be with at the same time, she didn't know this person. The reaction? She slapped me and didn't talk to me for about an hour or something..anyway she deserves it the bitch cheated on me.
7. No never had a threesom, personally it doesn't particularly turn me on a thought to have it, but then I guess as they say don't nock it till you try it, but hyonestly nothing atracts me about the thought.
8. I honestly can't think that I have any fettishes, boring I know...sorry.
9. Normal sex is the best...and never really had experience of "angry sex" so can't really tell.10. I read this with intent of answering because you told me earlier on the phone that you posted this, so I was curious to see what it was ,but even if I stumbled across this by accident I would have answered it anyway.

## Post 15 by EssenceOfFaith (The Creamy Apple) on Saturday, 01-Oct-2005 21:22:23

I'm just posting to say that I am conking out. That's enough for me. You'd all find my answers boring anyway. Good one though, Chelsea.

## Post 16 by BB (move over school!) on Sunday, 02-Oct-2005 0:07:57

OKIE another post to done:
1. Let’s see 2 crushes, if you call them that at my age.
2. Let’s think how many have I thought off, 4
3. Nope never got the chance to play doctor.
4. Never remembered tasting piss, (but who knows after a night of heavy drinking).
5. Yes we all fart in public, but no interesting stories that I can remember, haven’t framed anyone but have had someone frame me.
6. No thank goodness haven’t yelled anyone else’s name during sex, look I am still typing this post so that proves something.
7. No threesomes yet, almost with an EX, but never happened.
8. Don’t have any fetishes.
9. Not sure on the make up sex thing. Never had make up sex yet.
10. Yes I read this with the intent on answering. I am open enough to do it.
BB

## Post 17 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Sunday, 02-Oct-2005 5:06:08

Questions 1: How many people have you had a crush on in
the last year? .. um maybe about three (on varying levels though for sure! :)
Question 2: How many people have you thought about and masturbated to, at the same time? no-one. I'm new at it.
Question 3: When you were a child, how many times
did you play "doctor?" Um a few. myself and my cousin use to prod and poke each other with a mic (yes down there - don't ask. we did have our pants on though oh yes, fully dressed)
Question 4: Have you ever tasted urine of any species in cluding humans? I don't believe I have no.
Question 5: Have you ever farted in public? Oh yes, for sure. I honestly think most people would have.I use to do it to make people laugh! :) now I do it around friends who find that sorta thing amusing! Lol
Question 6: Have you ever been in the middle of screwing someone and then yelled out another person's name? If so, how did they react? Um, yes. my first time too and I didn't shout but said a name of a guy who I had met the week before. It meant totally nothing. just used the wrong name and he wasn't too happy, and he brought it up so often afterwoods to try and explain he doesn't get as parranoyed as me "even though you shout out someone else's name in bed" Lol
Question 7: Have you ever had a threesome? And if so, did you play favorites? Lol no and it would not be my thing!
Question 8: Not
so much a question but oh well... name one fettish and explain it if you're not too lazy .. um, to be honest can't think of anything. (actually there is one but as open as I am, it's not even fit for these boards)
Question 9:
Is make-up sex really that much better than normal sex, or is angry sex the way to go? nope, neither i would want. just prefer to sort out our probs by verbal communication first.
Question 10: Did
you actually read this, with intent on answering, or did you have to muster up the courage to do it? no I didn't have to master up any courage but it did take me a while to decide upon answering :)

## Post 18 by Maria from Ireland (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 01-Mar-2006 15:03:54

1. had a major crush on 2 and a minor one on about 3. 2. 4 real people and countless number of imagenary ones.
3. 7 times I think. 3 times with my 2 couzens, once with a boy in my class. twice with 2 girls in my class and once with a girl in hospital. Note, They played doctor on me all 7 times. 4. My own once. 5. I ate a lot of chocolate once (I didn't know it triggered off my migrainne at the time) anyway, a few girls came into my dorm cubical and I let out an sbd (silent but deadly) because I couldn't hold it in. There was a lot of nose rincling and I was very embarrissed.
6. never. 7. never had one, but I'd like to. In an ideal world I'd like to think I won't play favourites, but I don't know in reality.
8. Don't know if that's a fetish or not, but I love feeling people's noses. I also love rubbing noses with my family and very close friends and lovers, but perhaps that's not what you are looking for.
I'll continue in the next message.

## Post 19 by Maria from Ireland (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 01-Mar-2006 15:11:40

ok as promissed here is a continuation. 9.
Never tryed iether makeup sex or angry sex so I don't know.
Angry sex doesn't sound too appealing to me though.
I do like normal sex though.
10. When I read this thread first I decided not to answer because I didn't think it would be appropriate to do so on my very first day here. I'm not sure how it makes it more appropriate on the third day, but I decided to answer today.
I also noticed that some people with even less posts than me go for these fun topicks so that kind of incouraged me as well.
I hope I'm making sence here.
Let me know if I'm not and I'll try and explain better.
Maria.

## Post 20 by ItsAConspiraZ (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 03-Mar-2006 0:04:33

1: How many people have you had a crush on in
the last year? I don't know, maybe 3.
2: How many people have you thought about and masturbated to, at the same time?If you're not thinking bout anyone how are you supposed to do it? I don't know the number.
3: When you were a child, how many times
did you play "doctor?" I think twice but I'd prefer not to recount them.
4: Have you ever tasted urine of any species in cluding humans? (I thought this would be slightly more common than eating
crap, which almost everyone denied off the bat) I remember we (my cousin and I) almost tricked my sister into thinking a glass of water had urine in it; she was quite confused. I didn't know if it was urine myself. I haven't done it myself though it's supposed to strengthen your immune system.
5: Have you ever farted in public? (We all know you have, so tell us your interesting story! Ever
framed someone?) Once in science class. I almost excusively "bust out" with SBDs and for some reason I was horribly embarrassed. It was the only time I remember denying it; usualy I just walk away (fart as I leave the room and let it hang) or clench my legs or just let it waft.
6: Have you ever been in the middle of screwing someone and then yelled out another person's name? If so, how did they react?
(Just waiting to find someone whose partner liked it...) I haven't "screwed" anyone yet.
7: Have you ever had a threesome? And if so, did you play favorites? No and no.
8: Not
so much a question but oh well... name one fettish and explain it if you're not too lazy.(Preferably odd ones just to amuse me of course.) I'm not experienced enough to have any. I probably made something up but don't remember it. When I was very excited I told someone I was in to the whole chains thing but I really am not especialy since I don't like being trapped.
9:
Is make-up sex really that much better than normal sex, or is angry sex the way to go? (Provide stories for amusement you lazy bitches) I think makeup sex was invented by seinfeld script writers; in my mind it's stupid. It trivializes arguments.
10: Did
you actually read this, with intent on answering, or did you have to muster up the courage to do it? And if you didn't intend on answering, what were you
trying to hide? What the hell is this here for? If someone didn't intend to reply they woldn't've had to answer, and no I didn't really have to force myself; if anyone had to I don't think they would've bothered answering since who cares?
This turned out much les interesting than I would've thought but oh well, I'm not that interesting in that department yet.
James

## Post 21 by mdyer1983 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 03-Mar-2006 23:01:15

All I really can say is that It was a lot there and I don't recall all of the questions off the top of my head. I am a vergin so I would have to say that normal sex would be the way to go. I guess that ias all for now.

## Post 22 by julians mom (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 05-Mar-2006 14:30:34

1: How many people have you had a crush on in the last year?2until i got married now im satisfied Question 2: How many people have you thought about and masturbated to, at the same time?3 Question 3: When you were a child, how many times did you play "doctor?"1 or 2 Question 4: Have you ever tasted urine of any species in cluding humans?hell no Question 5: Have you ever farted in public? i was getting off an elevator and someone was getting on and i had just dropped a big bomb Question 6: Have you ever been in the middle of screwing someone and then yelled out another person's name? yes Question 7: Have you ever had a threesome?yes and it was with my ex-boyfriend and a girl i worked with i didnt play favorites but i liked switching back and forth giving him head no girl on girl i dont like that it was all girl on guy Question 8: Not so much a question but oh well... name one fettish and explain it if you're not too lazy.i love getting my ear and neck kissed on it totally drives me crazy Question 9: Is make-up sex really that much better than normal sex, or is angry sex the way to go? i like make up sex its more giving when the guys wrong they work harder on you than they would normally Question 10: Did you actually read this, with intent on answering, or did you have to muster up the courage to do it?i read on intent to answer