# what are you smuggling?

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by emily 25 (Account disabled) on Monday, 07-Jan-2013 5:39:51

so their's this guy who rides up to the boarder on a bike with loads of bags over his shoulders
the guard stops him and asks, what's in the bags?
the guy says, it's sand
the guard has the guy give him the bags for inspection. he is detained over night. in the morning, the guard comes back and says, okay... we found nothing but pure sand in the bags, so you are clear to go. hehelps the guy loads all his sand back in to the bags and off he goes across the boarder.
a week later, same guy, same boarder guard
guard- what's in the bags?
man- sand
the guard does his in spection, detains the guy over night, only to find out that it was pure sand in the bags- and he is free to go
this continues for 3 months or so, until the guy stops showing up at the border
the guard is wondering about what happened to him, but can't say or do anything because he's no idea who the guy is
1 day, he sees the guy eating at a cafe.
curious, the guard aproaches his table and says..
okay- just between you and me, can you tell me what you were smuggling across the boarder?
the guy says, oh.... bikes.
lol!

## Post 2 by rat (star trek rules!) on Monday, 07-Jan-2013 11:06:10

wow, that one slipped right past me. just wow

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 07-Jan-2013 14:20:57

Yeah, cute.

## Post 4 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Monday, 07-Jan-2013 14:47:55

Hahaha I believe such a scam could get pulled off for real.

## Post 5 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 07-Jan-2013 17:19:20

lol probably.

## Post 6 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2013 0:13:22

saddly, I could see that happening for real lol..