# big ass gas grill

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Friday, 24-Aug-2007 11:18:27

A couple had been married for about 15 years, and one fine summer day as they are out working in the yard, the man tells his wife, "Man, your butt is getting fat."
She gets ticked off and moves to another part of the yard.
The husband follows her and says, "You know that gas grill over there?
I'll bet your butt is as big as that grill. It's huge!" The wife gets really mad, tells him HE can finish the yard HIMSELF and she goes inside.
Then the husband, still playful and fixated, finds a yardstick, measures the grill, goes inside and measures his wife and says, "Yup, they are both the same size,"
The wife doesn't appreciate his sense of humor and is livid!
She doesn't speak to him for the rest of the day.
When the man goes to bed that night, he cuddles up next to his wife and says, "Hey honey, how 'bout it?" She thinks for a moment and pulls away. "What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers, "you're crazy, if you think I'm gonna fire up this big ass gas grill for one little weenie."

## Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 24-Aug-2007 11:51:55

Lmfao! that was brilliant.