# Need new brakes?

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by PrincessCarlie (Account disabled) on Thursday, 02-Aug-2007 1:48:30

>>>>>This cracked me up
>>>
>>> >> Need New Brakes???
>>> >> The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex,
>>> >> often helped men last longer during the act.
>>> >> The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the
>>>rest of
>>> >> the
>>> >> day thinking about where to do it.
>>> >>
>>> >> He couldn't do it in his office.
>>> >> He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
>>> >>
>>> >> He considered
an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
>>> >> Finally, he realized his solution.
>>> >> On the way home from work, he pulled his truck over on the
>>>side of the
>>> >> highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the
>>>truck.
>>> >>
>>> >> Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
>>> >> masturbate,
>>> >> he closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
>>> >>
>>> >> As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant
>>>leg.
>>> >> Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept
>>>his eyes
>>> >> shut
>>> >> and replied, "What?"
>>>
>>
>>> >> He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you
>>>doing?"
>>> >> The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
>>>busted."
>>> >> The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because
>>>your
>>> >> truck
>>> >> rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

## Post 2 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Thursday, 02-Aug-2007 22:19:55

LOL!!

## Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 02-Aug-2007 23:51:18

OMg, brilliant! *smile*

## Post 4 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Saturday, 04-Aug-2007 2:08:01

haha!