# top 12 signs Santa is sick of Christmas

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 23-Dec-2010 21:11:16

12. Now relies on a quick Google image search to see if you've been naughty.
11. Good, bad or on the fence -- *everyone* gets an AOL CD in their stocking this year.
10. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Yadda, yadda, yadda...."
9. Sticker on sleigh: "How's my flying? Call 1-800-EAT-SUGARPLUMS"
8. Former "Naughty/Nice" databases merged into a single "Whatever" database.
7. Turns Ms. Claus out to work the corner next to the Salvation Army bell ringers.
6. At midnight on Christmas Eve, gift certificates to Amazon.com magically appear in the e-mail in-boxes of good girls and boys.
5. New policy this year: Only strippers allowed on his lap.
4. Hey, kid -- them brown lumps in your stocking ain't coal!
3. On his personal Christmas list: A George Foreman Grill and "The Ultimate Reindeer Cookbook."
2. He's assigned numbers to all the countries on Earth and is doing the odd ones this year and the even ones next year.
and the Number 1 Sign Santa is Sick of Christmas...
1. This year's #1 stocking stuffers: Elf heads and Rudolph jerky.

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 24-Dec-2010 7:50:16

I really, really like it. I'm sick of Christmas too, though, so maybe that's why. lol.

## Post 3 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 20-May-2011 14:07:11

Lol! :) I read this even though it's not christmas yet...yet...lol

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 18-Dec-2011 17:35:32

I hear that this year he's not coming, he's leaving it up to UPS.
Bob

## Post 5 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Sunday, 18-Dec-2011 22:21:21

Hahaha, these are pretty funny.

## Post 6 by Razeem (Account disabled) on Monday, 19-Dec-2011 6:48:26

pretty amuzed. :)

## Post 7 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 23-Dec-2011 15:08:09

These are quite amusing. I'm sick of Christmas too. I hate the music and competitive shopping. Annoooooying!

## Post 8 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Friday, 23-Dec-2011 23:47:26

LOL. And if you've ever listened to Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio, Santa's packing up shop and moving down to Mexico where he can save on manufacturing. And he's got a cell phone and fax machine to keep up on the naughty and nice thing. Of course nowadays it'd probably be a Facebook page and/or a Twitter feed, maybe even an IPhone/Android App.