# have a nice flight

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 21-May-2006 12:19:13

A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came Swishing
down the aisle and announced to the passengers. "Captain Marvey has asked me
to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely
people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super." On his
trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking
woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big
brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main
man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which
the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks,
in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch.

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 21-May-2006 12:44:41

Ohhhh ha ha! That's so funny.

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 21-May-2006 13:47:31

hahahaha very good.

## Post 4 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 21-May-2006 14:11:09

lol. i think i've heard that one before somewhere but it is good all the same!

## Post 5 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 22-May-2006 0:39:12

Yeah. I've heard that one before too but it's still funny!