# the top 15 differences on a naked airline flight

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## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 18-Apr-2007 17:22:06

This is from 2003 but is funnier than hell.
Two male pilots at Southwest Airlines were fired
recently for taking off their uniforms and flying
a plane nearly naked. As if that weren't enough,
a businessman announced the creation of the
first-ever naked airline, with its first
flight scheduled to go from Miami to Cancun.
What is this world coming to? And more
importantly, how can I get a ticket?
The Top 15 Differences on a Naked Airline Flight
15> You don't instinctively panic when someone yells, "We're
going down!"
14> The liquor bottles aren't the only obviously undersized
objects on the flight.
13> Look at those beautiful leather seats! Never mind -- that's
just the AARP group returning from Cancun.
12> Three straight hours of the guy next to you asking for help
adjusting his seat belt.
11> "Sorry about that turbulence, ladies and gentlemen -- my
co-pilot grabbed the wrong stick."
10> "Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned off the
'No Groping' sign...."
9> "We'll now begin pre-boarding for passengers with cups
C through D."
8> You lowered your window shade, but you can still see a
full moon. Six of 'em, in fact.
7> Earning Mile High Club membership requires much less
strategizing than with other airlines.
6> At meal time, nobody orders the pulled chicken.
5> "... and those of you on the left side of the cabin, if you
now look to the right, you can see the towering timber of
flight attendant Brian."
4> The guy next to you won't shut up about how tough it is
to be the only African-American on the Supreme Court.
3> It's much easier to tell when somebody's coming down the
aisle with nuts.
2> "And now in the left aisle, serving cocktails, come on
guys, put your hands together for *Taammyyyy*!"
and the Number 1 Difference on a Naked Airline Flight...
1> Forget flotation devices -- after what those seat cushions
have been through, you'd rather drown.

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 19-Apr-2007 5:15:38

&LT;lol>
My favorite is:
5> "... and those of you on the left side of the cabin, if you
now look to the right, you can see the towering timber of
flight attendant Brian."
Bob

## Post 3 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Thursday, 19-Apr-2007 5:31:01

i personally like the one about the co piolet grabbing the wrong stick.

## Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 19-Apr-2007 5:49:56

I liked the one about handing out nuts.

## Post 5 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 19-Apr-2007 11:51:20

Lmao. My favorites were numbers 14 and 15.