# Best divorce letter.

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Master Alex Matthew SARcastic (Account disabled) on Thursday, 04-Oct-2012 8:21:44

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.

## Post 2 by Master Alex Matthew SARcastic (Account disabled) on Thursday, 04-Oct-2012 8:22:37

Sorry guys for the layout and presentation, I got it off from Facebook like this :)

## Post 3 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Thursday, 04-Oct-2012 9:57:15

That's pretty good.

## Post 4 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 04-Oct-2012 13:58:48

hahahahaha that was great lol!

## Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 04-Oct-2012 14:49:31

Pretty funny.

## Post 6 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 04-Oct-2012 16:40:32

hahaha funny

## Post 7 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2012 15:29:14

Lolololol! Love it! Jokes on him.

## Post 8 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2012 15:29:21

Lolololol! Love it! Jokes on him.

## Post 9 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2012 15:49:15

Seend this before.

## Post 10 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 01-Nov-2012 19:08:54

LOL nice one! Joke is on that guy haha!