# 54

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 22-Jun-2006 17:27:22

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining
room table:
To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and
I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope that
you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don t be upset. I shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the
dining room table:
My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about
my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you
that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will
be at
the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant
tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18
Therefore, I will not be back home until sometime tomorrow."

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 22-Jun-2006 19:01:25

lololol good one

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 22-Jun-2006 19:42:18

I agree, that's funny.

## Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 28-Jun-2006 19:29:53

hahahahahahahaha!