# Texas Friends

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 11-Jul-2006 14:23:55

OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
TEXAS FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we messed
up...but that shit was fun!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Cry with you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Are for life.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will knock them out!!
OTHER FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will send this on to all of their TEXAS friends!