# Lads In The Pub/Bitch

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Cill Bot (Zone BBS Addict) on Thursday, 10-Feb-2005 22:11:10

ARE YOU A BITCH?
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know...
Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'"
She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know...
Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc."
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, "B.I.T.C.H."
What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison.
"Babe In Total Control of Herself."

## Post 2 by The Wicked Witch of The East (we deserve each other) on Friday, 11-Feb-2005 12:20:45

lol!! nice one