# bomber.

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by forereel (Just posting.) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2015 11:35:14

"A suicide bomber died and went to Paradise, as foretold.
When he arrived there he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his 72 virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah looked at him for a moment, and then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because people like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So, you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous and frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail.
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity..?”
Allah replied, "Who told you they were women"..??"

## Post 2 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2015 12:22:29

hahaha, wayne.

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2015 14:46:14

LOL, good one.

## Post 4 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2015 15:38:13

I'm not sure I find this one funny, but it is interesdting and somewhat poinient.

## Post 5 by rusty81 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2015 21:07:49

lol!

## Post 6 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2015 22:10:23

Just saw this on twitter the other day. :) Lol funny but I'd be too scared to retweet it with the people who would accuse ya of being racest.

## Post 7 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2015 22:32:23

lmao thanks for sharing Wayne!