# you know your cow...

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 28-May-2006 15:16:50

You Know Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease...
Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
Your cow takes up painting and wants to wear an earring.
Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.
Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow's body.
Your cow demands to be branded with the ''Golden Arches'' logo.
Your cow insists evaporated milk comes from thirsty cows.
Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at Burger
King.
She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia.
Your cow joins the Hell''s Angels because, hey, it already has a cool
leather jacket.
Your cow starts smoking grass rather than eating it.
Your cow spends half the day sitting in the lotus position chanting "MOO"
backwards.
Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding
it Hershey bars.
Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you'll wear something sexy
this time.
Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye!"
Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.
Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose.
You find your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.
Your cow keeps wanting to chew other cows cuds.
Your cow believes it could really jump over the moon like in the nursery
rhyme if it had a really good run at it.

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 28-May-2006 18:13:14

ha ha ha! Who comes up with this stuff?

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 28-May-2006 18:22:55

hahaha very funny.

## Post 4 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 29-May-2006 12:45:27

hahahahah! that was funny and cute.

## Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 30-May-2006 11:07:12

lol, good one!