# robot secretary

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 16-Aug-2015 14:50:58

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a technology nerd.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!
"No way, how could that be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Let me tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"
"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"
So, the nerd's friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, the geek hears screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

## Post 2 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 16-Aug-2015 18:44:07

Oh my. Laughing.
You win the Blue award. Smile.

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 16-Aug-2015 18:53:13

Surprised me with this one.

## Post 4 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Sunday, 16-Aug-2015 20:47:25

Ouch! That sounds painful!