# Frankly speaking

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 15-Sep-2006 22:45:26

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank "
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time."
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to
Frank Feldman every single time"
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won
the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera
baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play
the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He could
remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to
order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me.
I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he
could do everything right."
Passenger "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank,
he never made a mistake."
Passenger: "Mmm, there's not many like him around."
Cabbie: "And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel
good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his
clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the
perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up
to Frank Feldman "
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank "
Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"
Cabbie: "I married his damned widow

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 16-Sep-2006 17:43:57

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
that's good

## Post 3 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Saturday, 16-Sep-2006 22:05:55

Ehhehehe. Great mmm

## Post 4 by frequency (the music man) on Saturday, 16-Sep-2006 22:54:45

o good lord. lol

## Post 5 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Monday, 18-Sep-2006 20:18:43

lol sounds like a bitchy old woman to me