# pink curtains

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## Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 21-Sep-2006 7:41:20

A blonde enters a department store, and goes directly to the curtain area.
When a salesperson approaches her, she says, "I would like to buy a pair of
pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time
choosing.
Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what
size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small. What room are
they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but that they are for her
computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blond says, "Oh come on fella, don't you get it? I've got Windows!"