# Chinese Sex Therapist

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Saturday, 26-Dec-2009 21:09:11

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see a well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang, so she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr.Chang then said, "OK,now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 27-Dec-2009 5:22:50

oh, hahahaha!. that's good!

## Post 3 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Sunday, 27-Dec-2009 5:30:24

Lol! Wow.

## Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 27-Dec-2009 13:35:58

Wow! Lol! Quite amusing.

## Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 27-Dec-2009 14:26:15

lol; good one!!

## Post 6 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Monday, 28-Dec-2009 2:57:26

um, i must be missing something.

## Post 7 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Friday, 01-Jan-2010 9:38:06

muhahahahaha. Nice!