# Blonde on a horse

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## Post 1 by Jess227 on Saturday, 27-Nov-2004 12:18:17

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

## Post 2 by Caitlin (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 28-Nov-2004 1:42:50

Lol so it was electric and she thought it was real and was riding it!? Hahhaahahah!
Caitlin

## Post 3 by Jess227 on Sunday, 28-Nov-2004 10:02:21

Yup she thought it was real alright hahahaha. In her embarassment that's a electric horse. You know the kind you ride on as a kid. Where you put in 50 cents and ride on it.

## Post 4 by The Shuck Fitter (My name is Liam) on Thursday, 02-Dec-2004 9:36:21

"
Where you put in 50 cents
and ride on it.
"
damn. sounds like one of my x girl friend's

## Post 5 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Sunday, 05-Dec-2004 15:25:59

...Fitty-cents!!! Hmm now that would be like 2-quarters and Hay! anyone with 2-quarters..?? I repeat Fitty-cents!!! Why back in the day of me Youth... Fitty-cents, that would equate to 2 Rides!! 2 rides I tellin' ya Man..2 rides... Well, here now , let me put me two-cents in, oh I did and too, my three-cents and me Four-cents is free... but FITTY cents!!! Man, prices sure are skyrocketting in flight for this afternoon delight of ridein' ridein' ridein' doing Freeway ridein' down highway of Interstate 75 {3-quaters *smile*} at the 8-mile rumble.... Midnight at the Oasis, send your horses, er a camels to bed.... O.K. O.K. goin' back a reach... HaPpY HoLiDaY's One and All. RIDE 'Em for the Race is On... Ladies and Gentlemen, ...and the Winner is...!!! ...CG here