# Got Milk?

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Odin (Generic Zoner) on Thursday, 11-Dec-2008 7:08:00

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the
baby, Checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied. 'Well, strip down to
your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did.
He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.. Motioning to her to get
dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, But I'm glad I came.'

## Post 2 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Thursday, 11-Dec-2008 8:25:49

roflmao!

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 11-Dec-2008 11:32:53

LOL lucky grandma.

## Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 11-Dec-2008 15:47:01

very good!. hahaha!

## Post 5 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Thursday, 11-Dec-2008 16:29:35

Oh boy.

## Post 6 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Thursday, 11-Dec-2008 17:24:42

omg, just lol. omg, lol lol lol

## Post 7 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 19-Dec-2008 20:47:34

I know i've seen this one before, but it's cute. lol

## Post 8 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 31-Dec-2008 10:10:37

Oh, wow! Lmao, roflrofl. I literally burst out laughing. Gotta show this one to my bro, it's hilarious. That's one lucky grandma, eh? Too bad the mommy missed out. lol!

## Post 9 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 31-Dec-2008 10:13:50

She must've been young enough for him not to notice. lol I've seen this one too and still think it's funny.