# Top 10 reasons why men prefer guns over women

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Thursday, 07-Feb-2008 1:02:25

10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22
9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on-the-road
8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few
times
7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup
6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo
5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space
4 - A gun functions normally every day of the month
3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it
AND, the #1 reason why men prefer guns over women...
YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 07-Feb-2008 2:17:07

LOL these are funny

## Post 3 by razzledazzlejess (Generic Zoner) on Thursday, 07-Feb-2008 8:58:21

this is so mean

## Post 4 by cattleya (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Thursday, 07-Feb-2008 9:02:41

LOL, I think it's funny, and copying this one for forwarding too. *grin* I needed a laugh first waking up...

## Post 5 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Thursday, 07-Feb-2008 9:16:53

Oh man that's a good one!

## Post 6 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Thursday, 07-Feb-2008 12:31:20

Lol nice dude.

## Post 7 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Thursday, 07-Feb-2008 12:46:42

lmfao nice one