# my resume

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 25-Sep-2007 13:26:03

My Resume.....
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned
couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack
it, so they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for
it ... mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice too
my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't
cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any
patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't
live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit
for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as
a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it
was always the same old grind.
So I retired, and found i was perfict for the job!

## Post 2 by PrincessCarlie (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2007 15:47:10

Oh lol!

## Post 3 by PrincessCarlie (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2007 15:47:10

Oh lol!

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2007 16:13:27

Very good. I love play on words and this certainly has them.
Bob

## Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2007 18:35:56

I love play on words as well. thanks for posting this. lol

## Post 6 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2007 19:33:07

lol! why couldn't you hack it good enough!