# With Apologies to Edgar Allen Poe

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Jess227 on Thursday, 18-Nov-2004 8:42:37

Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor.
Longing for the warmth of bed sheets, still I sat there doing spreadsheets.
Having reached the bottom line, I took a floppy from the drawer.
Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the SAVE command,
But instead got a reprimand. It read "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
Was this some occult illusion? Some maniacal intrusion?
These were choices Solomon himself had never faced before.
Carefully, I weighed the options. These three seemed to be the top ones.
Clearly, now I must adopt one. "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
With my fingers pale and trembling, slowly toward the keyboard bending,
Longing for a happy ending, hoping all would be restored.
Praying for some guarantee, finally I pressed a key --
But on the screen, what did I see? "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
I tried to catch the chips off-guard -- I pressed again but twice as hard.
Luck was not in the cards. I saw what I had seen before.
Now I typed in desperation, trying random combinations.
Still there came the incantation: "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
There I sat, distraught, exhausted. By my own machine accosted.
Getting up, I turned away and paced across the office floor.
And then I saw an awful sight, a bold and blinding flash of light.
A lightning bolt had cut the night and shook me to my core.
I saw the screen collapse and die. "No! No! My database!," I cried.
I thought I heard a voice reply, "You'll see your data Nevermore!"
To this day I do not know the place to which lost data goes.
I bet it goes to Heaven where the angels have it stored.
But as for productivity, well I fear, it goes straight to Hell.
And that's the tale I have to tell, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 18-Nov-2004 11:45:33

I think Poe would have understood and approved of that
good 1 .smile

## Post 3 by Jess227 on Thursday, 18-Nov-2004 14:57:38

I tried doing a poem in jr. high school and trying to make it humorus. Never worked.

## Post 4 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 19-Nov-2004 8:07:56

Hmm poetry is better and more memorable if you give it a darker edge to many the humourous stuff is more frivilous therefore easily forgotten.