# Dear dad...

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## Post 1 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Friday, 03-Feb-2006 9:35:11

A freiend e-mailed this! I'm still laughin' &LT;P>
For all the parents in the world....this is great...
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad". With
the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all
her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's not only
the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy.
Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she
already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now
one of my dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and
ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren".
Your son,
John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for
me to come home.

## Post 2 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Friday, 03-Feb-2006 13:22:26

Aww. That's weirdly adorable.

## Post 3 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 03-Feb-2006 13:59:16

wow that is different.

## Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 03-Feb-2006 14:05:37

awww. that's nice

## Post 5 by yellowcat (Zone BBS Addict) on Friday, 03-Feb-2006 16:55:07

heh heh heh - I'm gonna use that one on my mum - but I'll keep it for when I've been very very bad LOL

## Post 6 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Thursday, 09-Feb-2006 10:27:21

Savannah is amused;that's cute!

## Post 7 by OrangeDolphinSpirit (Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?) on Friday, 10-Feb-2006 1:57:28

That's psychology, people. I read something similar to that letter in my social psych class, actually. When the worst things are put into perspective like that, then something as simple as a low grade doesn't seem so bad.

## Post 8 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Friday, 10-Feb-2006 2:43:25

Lol!!! Clever!!!!!! I like it!!! *grins*