# top 15 Hollywood euphemisms for *pregnant*

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## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 05-Jul-2007 20:25:26

The Top 15 Hollywood Euphemisms for "Pregnant"
15> Building your audience
14> Another extra on the lot
13> Casting her own Mini-Me
12> Federlined
11> Accidentally getting your pitch accepted
10> Rolled up the (monthly) red carpet
9> Nine months prep on a short subject
8> Way not anorexic
7> Greenlit her uterus
6> Showing Brangelina how it's done
5> Caught Catholic's disease
4> Has a child star waiting in the green womb
3> The sperm stays in the picture
2> And the fetus goes to...
and the Number 1 Hollywood Euphemisms for "Pregnant"...
1> Signed a development deal with God

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 06-Jul-2007 5:36:00

oh lol!. those are good