# You're the First

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 11-Apr-2005 0:28:28

You are my First
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing
in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the
doctor.
He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my
fiancée is
still a virgin in every way."
The doc said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and
keep it
straight. It should be okay next week."
So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage,
and wired
it all together; an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon
night in
the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of
breasts. This
was the first time he saw them.
She says, "You are my FIRST, no one has ever touched these breasts."
He whips down his pants and says... " Look at this, it's still in the
CRATE!"

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 11-Apr-2005 20:34:00

lol.