# DO NOT Talk to My Parrot!

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by FaithinGod4ever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Saturday, 22-May-2010 17:24:27

A woman was getting ready for a wedding when her drier stops working. She calls the electrician and he agrees to come by that afternoon to fix it. When he gets there the woman shows him where the drier is, tells him he can help himself to a sandwich if he get hungry and he can even put some music on while he works. The man nods and is about to get to work, when he sees a dovermin pincher lying on the couch. "What about him?" He asks the woman. The woman smiled and pets the dog's head. "Oh Fluffy, don't worry about him. He'll just sit there and watch you work. He's really a big teddy bear, ya see." She then adds as the man sees a parrot in a cage and is about to say hi, "But whatever you do, DO NOT talk to my parrot." She warned, indicating a multi colored parrot in a cage near the window. The guy nods and gets to work. The woman leaves to get ready for the wedding. A half an hour later, the guy's almost done and he is eating a sandwich and drinking a coke when the parrot starts talking and whistling. At first, he just repeats TV slogans and commercials, but then he starts screaming obscenities and the guy can't take it anymore. Although he remembers the woman's warning, he's at his wits end and finally yells, "Shut up you stupid dumb bird!" To which the parrot replies, "Sick 'em, Fluffy!"

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 22-May-2010 18:15:00

oh hahahahahaha!. good one

## Post 3 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 28-May-2010 0:48:39

Love it! lol!

## Post 4 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Friday, 28-May-2010 2:54:15

Haha! Loved it!

## Post 5 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 28-May-2010 10:53:36

Oops! lol

## Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 28-May-2010 11:12:42

lol; great one!!