# a nudist colony

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2007 11:53:16

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, & hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother. It says:
"Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle. . .. it makes your nose look too short."
Love, Grandma

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2007 12:05:40

Hahaha!
Not even going there.
Bob

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2007 12:07:43

So Bob, would your *nose* appear too short or too long? Fess up.

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2007 12:15:14

They don't call me pinokio for nothing.
Bob

## Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2007 12:18:17

Hahahahaha! very good. *smile*

## Post 6 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 21-Oct-2007 18:30:30

dunno what was funnier, the nose thing, or the double act underneath it, grin

## Post 7 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 22-Oct-2007 11:46:27

lol