# TWO BLONDE MEN

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by brandywine (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 08-Jun-2005 10:57:54

A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One
of the blond men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-
twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He
returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long
time. We're gonna build a house."