# the birthday present

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 24-Nov-2008 12:54:23

Bill works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
Claudia thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bill! How ya doin?'
Claudia is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
'Oh no,' says Bill. 'He's in my bowling team.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bill if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
Claudia is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
'I recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bill, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Billy. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
Claudia, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bill follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Bill tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says,
'Geez, Bill, you picked up a real bitch this time.'
Bill's funeral is on Friday.

## Post 2 by Ok Sure (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 24-Nov-2008 13:34:35

Very cute...

## Post 3 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Monday, 24-Nov-2008 14:01:51

lol becky, omg, relaly funny, lol

## Post 4 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Monday, 24-Nov-2008 14:38:53

lol sucks for bill. Damn those cab drivers.

## Post 5 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 31-Dec-2008 12:27:05

Oh, damn! He picked up that bitch a long while ago, eh? Too bad he never took her to town. This was quite amusing.