# Hospital

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Cill Bot (Zone BBS Addict) on Wednesday, 06-Oct-2004 10:05:40

Hi Friends,
I love this one ......
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen maskover his
mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation. A young
nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penisin one
hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes aclose look and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was very nice
but listen very, very closely - are... my...
test...results...back?

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 06-Oct-2004 10:19:04

LOL! i loved it