# Another Woman:

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Thunderstorm (HotIndian!) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 7:45:50

Another Woman
David finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.
"Not on her best day," he replied.
"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"
"No, she's broke."
"Well, then, is it sex?"
"Nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what can she do that I can't?"
"Sue me for child support."
Raaj.

## Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 03-Jan-2009 12:06:55

Oh, shit! Either way, he ends up with a bitch and a time of longsuffering. Very funny.