# This time it's not the blond who is dumb

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 26-Sep-2005 13:45:43

A guy is at the supermarket when he notices that the rather good looking blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him and
although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from, so he
says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of
one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Christ!" he says, "are you that strip-o-gram on my stag night that I
screwed on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your
Friend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"
"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher."
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## Post 2 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Tuesday, 17-Oct-2006 10:39:15

what an idiot

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 17-Oct-2006 17:23:25

ho ho ha ha!
Busted.
That's great.
Bob