# the hunting trip

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 23-Sep-2007 12:20:00

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life.
When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.
After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood- curdling scream.
He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!"
Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 23-Sep-2007 13:30:33

&LT;lol>
Bob

## Post 3 by PrincessCarlie (Account disabled) on Sunday, 23-Sep-2007 21:45:43

Oh wow!

## Post 4 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Monday, 24-Sep-2007 1:32:14

haha!

## Post 5 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Monday, 24-Sep-2007 9:46:49

a good hunting joke LOL