# crabs

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 20-Mar-2009 21:25:11

New Orleans Crabs...
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Men never learn.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.

## Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 20-Mar-2009 22:30:07

Blondes are dumb, no matter what anyone says.
And men do learn. They learn to put up with women's shit.

## Post 3 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 21-Mar-2009 16:10:47

LOL, Becky! I love it. As a blonde, it's great to see a joke about one who gives someone what they deserve.

## Post 4 by Blondie McConfusion (Blah Blah Blah) on Saturday, 21-Mar-2009 16:30:10

i agree. like the joke. and as a blonde, i'm not dumb. clueless at times maybe, but not dumb. and i've never ehard a blonde joke that was even remotely funny. they are so far from the truth that they just aren't funny. this one is great.

## Post 5 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 21-Mar-2009 16:46:34

lmao, love it, as always Becky.

## Post 6 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Saturday, 21-Mar-2009 21:40:15

haha i like this

## Post 7 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Saturday, 21-Mar-2009 23:31:21

lmao Becky, great! as always! lol. ANd Raven, you're really harsh. Some blonds are stupid, but so are brunettes and redheads, lol. Stereotypes, they're all stupid

## Post 8 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Sunday, 22-Mar-2009 9:35:21

Heh. Very nice.

## Post 9 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Sunday, 22-Mar-2009 17:49:24

haha funny

## Post 10 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 23-Mar-2009 13:43:01

I love it too; great job.

## Post 11 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 27-Mar-2009 7:57:32

Yes, well-done.