# gynecologist's assistant

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2008 10:47:41

Gynecologist's Assistant Opening
A young man goes into the Job Center in Kansas City, Kansas and sees a card
advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more
- 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the
desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is :
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off
all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the
gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're
going to have to go to Wichita, Kansas. That's about 120 miles from
here.'
'Oh why, is that where the job's at?'
'No sir - that's where the end of the line is...!!'

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2008 18:12:04

hahaha!
Didn't expect that.
I've always wanted to visit Wichita. if you want, I'll give you a list of reasons.
Bob

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2008 22:28:55

And I'll give you a list of reasons why I would never visit a gynecologist that would employ you as an assistant.

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 20-Jan-2008 6:10:54

And I'll give you a list of reasons why I'd never work for a gynecologist who'd have you as a patient.

## Post 5 by Glenja (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Thursday, 24-Jan-2008 18:55:50

Gynecologist's Assistant Opening...seems to me, that job vacancy should probably be worded a bit differently. lol