# Ouch! Love Paranoia!

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Wednesday, 16-Feb-2005 7:33:03

Looking for love this Valentine's Day? Ouch is here to help, with our Love Paranoia Quiz for cripples!
Everyone is a teensy bit paranoid when it comes to love and attraction. But, from our feedback, and absolutely nothing to do with personal experience, we've
noticed that disabled people have a few more stresses floating around in their minds when meeting potential new love interests.
Take our quiz to find out if you're on the right lines or needlessly paranoid. We've got slightly different versions depending on whether you prefer guys or gals ...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/ouch/play/lifestyle/valentine05.shtml

## Post 2 by Puggle (I love my life!) on Wednesday, 16-Feb-2005 8:01:49

lol love it. Here's me...
Hey, you're pretty cool and sorted. You're a crippled femme fatale. Everyone must love you ... and if they don't then you can bet you'll be spotted soon.
You're a dream!
Yes, hear that? now I've just got to convince everyone else heehheeh.

## Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 16-Feb-2005 9:33:02

They said I was the same but its hard for a bisexual to choose 1 or the other..smile.

## Post 4 by Chels666 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Wednesday, 16-Feb-2005 13:13:01

lol that was fun! Mine said... You're a dream!

## Post 5 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Thursday, 17-Feb-2005 13:14:28

Ah puggle.... I know you're a dream, i love you..... oops? that wasnt' meant to be public knowledge was it, sorry... he he he jk,

## Post 6 by Puggle (I love my life!) on Thursday, 17-Feb-2005 13:38:11

lol Sugar, didn't I warn you about posting your private quick notes to the message boards? Don't go giving away our little secret now will you.
love you thweety mwa mwa
heehheeh

## Post 7 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Thursday, 17-Feb-2005 14:01:43

omg!!! im sososososososososo sorry..... can you ever find it in yourself to forgive me? i'm sure noone cares about our love lives anyway, do they? x x x x x x x xx

## Post 8 by Caitlin (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 19-Feb-2005 3:20:38

Even though I'm hardly in love, or have ever been, or am ready, or anything, I took teh quiz and got the same thingy as puggle! Heh!

## Post 9 by Eponine (If you find a rare Gem, hold it tightly!) on Saturday, 19-Feb-2005 6:04:12

LOL, you both are a trip. hehe. I'm gonna try it just for grins. LOL.

## Post 10 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Saturday, 19-Feb-2005 8:07:26

he he he, well Caitlin, you're a dream too, and i'm sure catlover is as well, he he

## Post 11 by Caitlin (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 19-Feb-2005 19:19:23

Awawaw thansk Sugarhrhrh eheheh.