# Dave's story

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## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 01-Apr-2005 22:40:53

Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing
basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so
for his
birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets
them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if
he's
been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser.
His
wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that
woman to know that you drink Budweiser." "No, honey, she's in the Ladies
Bowling
League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and
throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table
dance?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave
follows and spots her getting into a cab.Before she can slam the door, he
jumps
in beside her and she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns his head and
says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight,Dave!"