# Comical insults

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 21-May-2005 9:58:03

I'm not taking advice from you.You can't count to 21 unless your naked..As an outsider, how do you view the human race?...You look familiar did I disect you in biology...Have a drink with you? I'd rather suture my own boils...Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?..Why don't you go home and tell your mother she wants you!...do they ever shut up on your planet...whatever kind of look you were going for you missed...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality..I never forget a face and I can remember both of yours..Nice perfume must you marinate in it?..Mummy I want to grow up to be neurotic bitch just like you....Everyone thinks I'm psychotic,except for my friends deep inside the earth..you look like shit is that the style now..

## Post 2 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Sunday, 22-May-2005 12:05:16

Lol.