# s&m magazine

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 08-Mar-2007 23:59:51

One morning Bobby's mother was cleaning his room, and she found an S &
M magazine under the bed. She was beside herself worrying, trying to
think of how to handle the situation.
Finally her husband came home from work, and he asked her how her day
was. The mother told him about the magazine. Shaking, she asked him how they were going to handle this situation.
Her husband sat there for awhile, sighed, and said, "Well, I guess
spanking him is out of the question."
Bob

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 09-Mar-2007 5:09:38

um, what s and m. may i ask?

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 09-Mar-2007 12:23:27

No Bob, don't explain it to him. LOL
Good joke BTW.

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 09-Mar-2007 14:49:41

That's very sadistic Becky.
Would you spank me if I told him?
That's masochistic of me.
Therefore, Iternity, s&m = sadism & masochism. An s&m magazine is a sex magazine where sadistic and masochistic sex games are described.
...
Never mind.
...
Bob

## Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 09-Mar-2007 16:24:16

Now I'm going to have to spank you for explaining it to him.

## Post 6 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 09-Mar-2007 20:10:50

Don't threaten to spank him Becky, look carefully at the child's name in the joke and you'll see that it isn't a joke at all, it's a flashback!
Dan.

## Post 7 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 09-Mar-2007 20:13:05

LOL yeah, I did notice that.

## Post 8 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 10-Mar-2007 0:07:23

You guys are oh so un funny. &LT;lol> spelled backwards.
boB, also spelled backwards.

## Post 9 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 02-Apr-2007 1:09:36

For anyone who wants to know, sadomasochism is, (and I quote dirrectly from a book), "a broad term applied to a number of activities typically involving exchange of power or pain between consenting partners, often during role playing, and often including toys, tools, and methods for restraining and exerting physical tension and/or erotic pain." very longwinded, but there it is. funny joke, by the way lol

## Post 10 by Izzito (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 02-Apr-2007 2:11:44

thanks for the useles info I already knew

## Post 11 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 02-Apr-2007 4:46:22

No problem.