# MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT

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## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 09-Aug-2005 21:46:30

another choice for President, I have I'm sure...........the best solution:
It is probably time we have a woman as President. My choice, and I hope is yours as well I have a very special Lady that has all the answers to our problems.
PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment............
MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT
"She can certainly speak her mind!"
"Why not, right?"
Very eloquently put............don't you think?
1. Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......
2. Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It burns my a**!"
3. Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."
4.Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
5. Maxine on "The Perfect Man" - 'All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby,
like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
6. Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a co-worker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at
20 yards."
7. Maxine on "Technology Revolution" - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."
8. Maxine on "Aging" -"Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large Margarita."
"I'm telling you guys!.......she's the perfect candidate."

## Post 2 by jrimer (Please visit my home page at http://personal.wbby.us.) on Saturday, 13-Aug-2005 2:50:44

Lol! Now that was good.