# Dear Auntie Rhoda

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## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 19-Aug-2006 6:33:40

Dear Auntie Rhoda
These are excerts from an agony column in a Zimbabwean magazine.
The following are actual letters that Auntie Rhoda (Parade Magazine) herself admitted she was at a loss to answer:
Dear Auntie Rhoda,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Auntie Rhoda,
I was married to Murwere for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Auntie Rhoda,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his
Dear Auntie Rhoda,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women
go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Auntie Rhoda,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?
Dear Auntie Rhoda,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half
the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Auntie Rhoda,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Auntie Rhoda,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?
Dear Auntie Rhoda,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist a visit an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Auntie Rhoda,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.
Dear Auntie Rhoda,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.
Dear Auntie Rhoda,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a
doctor.

## Post 2 by UnknownQuantity (Account disabled) on Saturday, 19-Aug-2006 9:36:40

hehehe I like that one!

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 19-Aug-2006 11:29:05

LOL, some of these are great. Thanks for posting.

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 24-Aug-2006 0:48:50

My favorite one is the last one: "Dear Auntie Rhoda,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a
doctor."
Thanks,
Bob