# Really Lame Jokes my Dad Likes to Tell

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by krisme (Ancient Zoner) on Monday, 13-Sep-2004 11:43:41

Two hats are sitting on a hatrack. One hat turns to the other and says "You stay here while I go on ahead."
Ever hear the one about the toothless termite? He walked into a bar and asked "Is the bar tender here?"
How much dough does a deer have? Two bucks.
Ha ha?

## Post 2 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 13-Sep-2004 13:54:19

I love them!

## Post 3 by the topspeed3 fan (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 14-Sep-2004 11:24:47

i loved the jokes keep it up:-) (smiles)