# Want a new religion? Then why not googlism!

Category: Geeks r Us

## Post 1 by malthe (Pimply-Faced Youth) on Sunday, 28-Feb-2010 8:32:16

Hey.
Don't you know what to believe? Are you confused about the facts of life? Don't worry, your savior is here. Google.
For more information about this awesome religion, go to The church of google!
Malthe, the enlightened one... :P

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 28-Feb-2010 9:19:41

for a moment there, i thought i'd click on the link and it would take me to the main google page.
hmm... interesting though

## Post 3 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 28-Feb-2010 17:59:32

hahaha this is funny. Thanks for posting.

## Post 4 by americanadian1 (Account disabled) on Sunday, 28-Feb-2010 18:10:35

This is just great eh? Thanks for sharing!

## Post 5 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Sunday, 28-Feb-2010 21:03:40

*shrugs* Seems as good as any, and better than lots.

## Post 6 by malthe (Pimply-Faced Youth) on Tuesday, 02-Mar-2010 4:05:45

Yes. I've found ultimate closure, and the answer to life, the universe and everything. Hail google!
I am glad I have enlightened you, for that is my true purpice the one google has set apon me.

## Post 7 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Tuesday, 02-Mar-2010 15:03:01

Google does provide us with answers. I have been reborn!

## Post 8 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 02-Mar-2010 21:51:59

Hurray for Google!

## Post 9 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 03-Mar-2010 0:25:33

Verily at the first Chaos came to be, but next the internet, which answered all questions of human kind. And from this wealth of knowledge, The Gods did give rights to Google alone to answer all human queries, for He was born of wisdom. and He was given the power to transport messages, files and important materials in the form of e-mails. And a great cavern opened before Him in which the humans could store vast amounts of knowledge in their own accounts. And He granted the humans wealth through several programs. But Google did grow and became greedy, taking over the portion that was set aside for Youtube. a massive fight of the two gods commenced and Youtube was defeated. Google, wishing to further expand His rule over all things, subjugated all humans worshipping Youtube to sign with a GMail account, and knowing the foolishness of mortals, offered them the chance to link their Google accounts to it as well. Once this was done, the humans would have no choice but to offer sacrifice and libation to the great god Google, for no other e-mails, including others from the All-knowing Searcher, could ever be linked with the individual accounts. And so it stands that all admire Google but crack under His weight.Verily at the first Chaos came to be, but next the internet, which answered all questions of human kind. And from this wealth of knowledge, The Gods did give rights to Google alone to answer all human queries, for he was born of wisdom.

## Post 10 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 04-Mar-2010 14:43:56

Ah, and let us not forget how the evil yahoo was crushed under the power of Google himself.