# What is the easiest way to calm a man down?

Category: Dating and Relationships

## Post 1 by Delicious (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 15-Dec-2006 10:46:41

I am not sure I am stuck on this question and I've never gotten over it. I am always pissing guys off but can never get them calmed down enough to talk to them. This is a question for the guys.
Gina G

## Post 2 by Thom3of5 (Do the Doo.) on Friday, 15-Dec-2006 11:33:51

A little striptease and your finger on your lips, saying, " Shhhhhhhhhhh"

## Post 3 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Friday, 15-Dec-2006 12:04:13

Usually a breast in their face will suffice.

## Post 4 by BB (move over school!) on Friday, 15-Dec-2006 21:01:36

Either one of those suggestions will work. Yeah keeping a guys tongue busy should help too.

## Post 5 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 16-Dec-2006 0:55:46

I don't know what it is that you do to piss guys off, but one thing that is sure to piss me off is when a person, it doesn't have to be a female or an adult, doesn't take me seriously. When this happens, nothing, and I mean nothing, can calm me down.

## Post 6 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Saturday, 16-Dec-2006 9:57:08

Get in a womans writeful place, and cook us a four course meal. Then after were done eating fuck us.

## Post 7 by BB (move over school!) on Sunday, 17-Dec-2006 2:49:13

There we go, I vote for Jared's suggestion.

## Post 8 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 17-Dec-2006 3:12:13

Poor Delicious, just can't get a serious answer on the boards. Maybe if you grow up and stop asking stupid questions...?

## Post 9 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Sunday, 17-Dec-2006 4:46:25

my gosh, honestly! what sort of a question is this? gee!

## Post 10 by Winterfresh (This is who I am, an what I am about. If you don't like it, too damn bad!!!) on Monday, 18-Dec-2006 12:18:12

I agree with da ladies. The only way I can get a guy to calm down is talk. Gee!

## Post 11 by saiyan4414 (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2006 14:48:53

Yeah I agree with latino, talk to them that's what my girlfriend and other peopole do to me and it calms me down, otherwise wait it out and w we guys will calm down on ther own. I don't understand why theese people can't give you a serious answer. I hope this helps.

## Post 12 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2006 17:51:14

put them in chains well tied up on a chair open their mouth and throw some 10 or 12 sleeping pills down their throat and I assure you they will be as calm as angels...

## Post 13 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 20-Dec-2006 2:14:38

OK, here's a guy with an answer. Instead of expecting the answer from somebody else, why not look inside yourself and figure out what you're doing to piss guys off and stop the behavior.

## Post 14 by BB (move over school!) on Wednesday, 20-Dec-2006 4:52:42

I still like the idea of the girl shoving a part of her body in his mouth, so that he can do something to calm down a bit.

## Post 15 by Winterfresh (This is who I am, an what I am about. If you don't like it, too damn bad!!!) on Wednesday, 20-Dec-2006 13:16:55

Too lusty. How about no.

## Post 16 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 20-Dec-2006 13:32:41

ditto sam.

## Post 17 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Wednesday, 20-Dec-2006 20:52:20

verry good Godzilla! well said!

## Post 18 by Thom3of5 (Do the Doo.) on Saturday, 23-Dec-2006 9:41:41

I can't remember one time where I was pissed off during a lap dance. Try it and let me know

## Post 19 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Saturday, 23-Dec-2006 12:09:24

Just try listening to us, and take notice of what we say. I used to get even more angry when I tried to walk away and get some space to allow myself to calm down, and women fucking follow me, trying to convince me of what it is i'm doing wrong. well, you're doing something wrong, you're ignoring my wish for space and the chance to calm enough to talk to you.

## Post 20 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Saturday, 23-Dec-2006 14:10:26

...taking a 10-gallon container filled with ice and dumping it over the guys head..

## Post 21 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Saturday, 23-Dec-2006 15:30:56

Space. Try and stay calm your self and talk it out, but if they are just shutting down and not hearing you, leave them alone so that they can cool down. Then, later try bringing it up again in a non-confrontational way. Make it light and funny, or serious but non-threatening. Give them space and they will be much more receptive to whatever it is you need to discuss.

## Post 22 by Winterfresh (This is who I am, an what I am about. If you don't like it, too damn bad!!!) on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2006 12:52:27

I like the ice one. That was classic.

## Post 23 by Winterfresh (This is who I am, an what I am about. If you don't like it, too damn bad!!!) on Monday, 15-Jan-2007 17:51:04

I also like Lori's one, but if I was in the mood, maybe I'd be willing for the breast one. Maybe.

## Post 24 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 15:49:29

I don't know about the best way to calm a man down. Every man is different. But, if you want to know the easiest way to cool a man down? Bring him to SUNY Potsdam and stick him in the snow hill outside of Crane. Oy it's cold up here.

## Post 25 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 03-Apr-2007 4:22:30

I agree with Godzilla-On-Toast. Try to figure out what you're doing to get them so irritated. loved the ice suggestion lol

## Post 26 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Wednesday, 17-Jun-2009 2:04:14

Praise them, and agree with them. Read Carnegie and use some of his tips. Also get more effective in communications.