# A young boy went up to his father and asked him

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## Post 1 by DrunkenMonkey (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-May-2005 19:32:09

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother If
she
would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a
million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
We
could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great
University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Good Heavens yes, I LOVE
Brad Pitt! I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise
for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know
how
much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, and then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially
and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars.
But realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer. !

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 03-May-2005 9:29:37

LOL! I loved it

## Post 3 by Chels666 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 03-May-2005 11:17:30

lol Awesome! That sounds familiar. I think my Aunt told mt that one.

## Post 4 by Spanish Cloud (Veteran Zoner) on Tuesday, 03-May-2005 13:11:08

hhahahahahaha! that was funny.

## Post 5 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 03-May-2005 15:04:12

Wicked one!! Lol!!!

## Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 04-May-2005 18:10:42

great one, keep em comin! lol.

## Post 7 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Saturday, 21-Oct-2006 23:21:21

lol

## Post 8 by UnknownQuantity (Account disabled) on Sunday, 22-Oct-2006 8:18:14

I've heard that one before, *grin*, like it.

## Post 9 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 22-Oct-2006 9:12:27

This is a blast from the past. I hadn't read it. Thanks for bringing it out of obscurity.
&LT;lol>
Bob

## Post 10 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Sunday, 22-Oct-2006 19:29:44

rofl, hilarious!

## Post 11 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Sunday, 22-Oct-2006 21:22:42

lol!
Troy