# The prescription makes the difference

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 03-Apr-2005 19:54:57

The Prescription Makes The Difference
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for
some arsenic. The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want
with arsenic?". The lady say's "To kill my husband." "I
can't sell you any for that reason" says he druggist. The
lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a
man and a women in a compromising position. The man is her
husband, and the lady is the druggist's wife. The lady shows it to
the druggist. He looks at the photo and says," Oh I didn't
know you had a prescription!"

## Post 2 by Flidais (WISEST IS SHE WHO KNOWS THAT SHE DOES NOT KNOW) on Monday, 04-Apr-2005 22:15:24

lol