# Texas Bank Robbery!

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Sunday, 04-Jul-2010 23:50:57

A hooded robber burst into a Texas Bank and forced the
Tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed
The hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the
Tellers looking straight at him.
The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down
At the floor in silence.
The Robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence, in which
Everyone was plainly afraid to speak.
Then one elderly man tentatively raised his hand and said, "I think my wife may have caught a glimpse of you."

## Post 2 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Monday, 05-Jul-2010 5:11:59

That took a minute. Ouch.

## Post 3 by Twighlight Fan (Account disabled) on Friday, 09-Jul-2010 4:21:25

I don't get it. lol

## Post 4 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Sunday, 11-Jul-2010 5:35:41

spoiler alert. IF you want to figure it out yourself, stop reading.
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there.
The guy wantted rid of his wife, thought that was a rather convenient way to have it done.

## Post 5 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 11-Jul-2010 16:57:07

Another my wife is so horrible joke...makes me wonder why some people get married:)