# God loves blondes

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 16-Jun-2006 1:05:46

A blonde finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God
for help. She begins to pray, "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let
me win the Lotto."
That night the blonde dreams she wins the lotto. Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. The next day she prays, "God, please let me win the Lotto!
I've lost my business, my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night arrives, and still she has no luck.
Once again she prays, "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car. My children are starving! I don't often ask you for help,
and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the Lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and as the heavens open, the blonde is confronted by the voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart...work with Me
on this.....buy a ticket."

## Post 2 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Friday, 16-Jun-2006 19:20:33

Oh my

## Post 3 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Friday, 16-Jun-2006 19:20:44

Oh my

## Post 4 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Friday, 16-Jun-2006 19:21:25

Oh my

## Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 16-Jun-2006 20:19:22

hahahahahahaha!

## Post 6 by Nage (Your father's friend's daughter's roommate's niece) on Friday, 16-Jun-2006 20:23:54

Hey, just because I made a small mistake doesn't mean you have to tell the world about it! And I'm so not blonde! Lol. Ok, that was goood!/

## Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 16-Jun-2006 23:01:53

Well, I didn't tell 'em it was you. &LT;grin>

## Post 8 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 17-Jun-2006 13:08:30

hahahahhhhahaha! That was pretty good!