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Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2009 5:55:15

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they ordered only one meal and an extra drinkcup. As
he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries. One for him, one for her, until each had half of them.
Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set it in front of his wife. The old man began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her
hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said,
"Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."
The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "Not yet. It's his turn to use the teeth."

## Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2009 22:26:55

Lmaoooooooooo! That's very different. I love it!

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 22-Jul-2009 22:54:42

Cute.

## Post 4 by ori9303 (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 23-Jul-2009 4:31:51

ewww but funny! lol!

## Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 23-Jul-2009 6:50:49

God, that's a bit disturbing, but funny all the same. *smile*

## Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 01-Aug-2009 13:47:05

lol wow.

## Post 7 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Friday, 07-Aug-2009 2:56:50

Oh gross! Guess you save money doing things that way. Hmmm...

## Post 8 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 07-Aug-2009 14:35:06

That one made me laugh out loud. Good one.