# political funny

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 11-Sep-2005 15:15:04

Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was attacked by
a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a
nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the
dog's neck. A newspaper reporter from the Boston Globe witnessed the
incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering
data into his laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan
Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."
> "But I'm not a Celtics fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry," replied
> the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass. I just assumed you were."
> Hitting the delete key, the reporter began "John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend
> From Horrific Dog Attack." "But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy
> responds. The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either
> for the Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy.What team or person do you like? "
> "I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W. Bush," the boy
says. Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "Arrogant Little
Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."

## Post 2 by Char (The sexy canadian) on Sunday, 11-Sep-2005 21:08:53

haha

## Post 3 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Sunday, 11-Sep-2005 21:58:10

Good one!! Texas_red! I like it!