# choking

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 28-Apr-2007 10:23:59

Choking
One day at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son is choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"
A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at
all, wrapped his hands around the boy's balls and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened.
"Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?"
"No," replied the man, "I work for the IRS."

## Post 2 by jamesk (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 28-Apr-2007 11:34:46

lol, where do ou come up with these? again, lol

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 28-Apr-2007 12:40:08

lol very good, thanks.
Bob