# the father of one of my children

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 31-Aug-2005 13:33:16

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices
that a rather hot blonde behind him has just raised
her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken
aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know
her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might
be the father of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has
been unfaithful.
"Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my
bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in
front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped
me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
behind?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."