# In the closet

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Friday, 13-May-2005 5:37:12

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknown to her, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came
home unexpectedly so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, $1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and
make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again."

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 14-May-2005 18:36:54

lol!

## Post 3 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Saturday, 21-Oct-2006 23:05:01

oh my

## Post 4 by Phoenix (I'll do my homework...later.) on Saturday, 21-Oct-2006 23:09:28

hehe, I've heard this before but it's funny :)

## Post 5 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Sunday, 22-Oct-2006 10:10:32

lol. that was great

## Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 22-Oct-2006 14:40:49

This is halareous. I love it.
Bob