# Which video should you buy?

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 04-Aug-2008 11:35:27

2 Videos for sale - Which to Buy?
Titanic or The Clinton Video
A comparison of two different, yet strangely similar stories.
TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist
TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill
TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there
TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts
TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life CLINTON VIDEO: Monica doesn't remember Jack
TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen CLINTON VIDEO: Monica... uh, never mind
TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ...
basically the same thing.

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 04-Aug-2008 13:01:19

lol. i think i'd buy titanic, thanks

## Post 3 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Monday, 04-Aug-2008 20:30:32

lol I'd by titanic as well.