# bubba has shingles

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Sunday, 29-Oct-2006 18:07:15

Bubba had Shingles
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should
appreciate this! Doesn't it seem that more and more that
physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked
him what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his
name, address, medical insurance number and told him to
have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba
what he had.
Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight,
a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the
examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he
had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood
test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told
Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where?
Bubba said, "Outside in the truck. Where you want 'em??"

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 29-Oct-2006 18:22:38

ha ha ha!