# Man! Joke! In my defence, a girl sent it to me.

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by forereel (Just posting.) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 9:40:49

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:
"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text: "Really should use spell check! That should be 'wifi'."

## Post 2 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 9:51:03

You're beyond help, fella! Hahahaha.

## Post 3 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 10:04:18

HOw is this a man joke? Just becuase the joke has a man in it, doesn't make
it a man joke. If the joke is still funny when replaced with a woman, its not a
man joke. Learnt eh difference. and just because a woman sent you a man joke,
wouldn't excuse you from the sexism of that man joke; just sayin'.

## Post 4 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 10:14:22

Look at the punctuation. I don't think he said it was a man joke. It says, "Man! Joke." More like, Man! What a joke. Calm down.

## Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 13:40:04

Jeesh, get a fucking sense of humor and just accept the joke for what it is.
Good one, Wayne.

## Post 6 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 14:05:28

Oh wow! Hahaha.

## Post 7 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 14:15:39

And a good object lesson about the dangers of using violence to solve life's problems.:)

## Post 8 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 14:37:05

Or an object lesson in doing a reply and verifying what the text was supposed to say? Lol I've made some rather silly if far less consequential mistakes on that front.
and, lol good one Wayne.

## Post 9 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 17:47:44

I think the sender should learn spell-check. Hahaha!
And, I love it! I know it's really twisted, but, it cracks me up! I'm sharing this one!
Blessings,
Sarah

## Post 10 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Monday, 18-Jan-2016 17:51:07

lol Fucked up joke, but good one.

## Post 11 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 19-Jan-2016 10:34:43

lol, that's messed up but it was good! got a laugh! :d

## Post 12 by contradiction (aww, I always knew my opinion mattered to you!) on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2016 21:12:44

Saw this on a Facebook group the other day and still smirked just now.

## Post 13 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2016 21:22:50

cody, have a sense of humor, sir! :d

## Post 14 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2016 21:56:47

and a good lesson about the dangers of using autocorrect. somehow, I could picture something like this happening.

## Post 15 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Thursday, 21-Jan-2016 2:26:43

I tell it to a lot of people. Most of them laugh.

## Post 16 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Thursday, 21-Jan-2016 8:12:35

lol good one Wayne

## Post 17 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Thursday, 21-Jan-2016 10:00:10

To those of you upset with the speech policing by some people, there's a term for this now. Virtue signaling.
It's a secular version of Holier than Thou and "Let me show you the way, pilgrim."

## Post 18 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 22-Jan-2016 19:07:45

OMGOSH, messed up but funny! haha!
Wow..can you imagine the court case? Ah man!!

## Post 19 by PositiveFuture (Generic Zoner) on Saturday, 23-Jan-2016 0:45:56

This reminds me of one time when I was having problems with my wifi; I was telling someone about it and when I was calling it stupid, they thought I said my stupid wife; I'm not married. It is sick and twisted and violence is never a good thing, but it teaches a good life lesson about how easily misunderstandings can occur and why you shouldn't overreact.

## Post 20 by Shepherdwolf (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Saturday, 23-Jan-2016 14:23:16

Funny as hell.