# Fun at the theatre

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Monday, 01-May-2006 8:11:11

A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you're only
allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.
"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both
the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned
the police. The policeman surveyed the situation briefly.
"All right, sir. What's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
Where are you from, Sam?" the policeman asked.
"The balcony".

## Post 2 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 27-May-2006 14:24:16

lol

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 27-May-2006 16:34:40

That's funny. I must admit, I never saw that coming. Thanks.