# It's high school prom season...

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2007 8:49:01

The Top 17 Rejected Prom Themes
17> She's Havin' My Baby (in the Restroom)
16> Pukeapalooza '07
15> Bump and Grind: What're They Gonna Do, Expel You?
14> Stairway to Community College
13> Class of '07: We are the Futchure
12> A Magical Evening in Baghdad
11> What the Hell, It's Prom -- Drink *and* Drive Tonight!
10> Our Future Is Crepe
9> Nine Months Till Motherhood!
8> A Taste of Paris -- and Lindsay and Britney and Nicole
and Mischa!
7> Havin' a Nappy-Headed Hoedown!
6> Our Secret Night on Brokeback Mountain
5> Save the Lap Dance for Me
4> A Night to Remember Where I Left My Underwear
3> Last Chance for Revenge Killings
2> Suburban White Kidz in da Hizzle!
and the Number 1 Rejected Prom Themes...
1> The Night Before the Morning-After Pill