# martian sex

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 23-Sep-2007 12:16:56

In 2022 Jeff and Lucy landed on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles.
They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things.
Jeff asked if Mars had a stock market, if they had laptop computers, and how they made money.
Finally, Lucy brought up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked Lucy.
The male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do."
A discussion ensued, and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night. Lucy and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the Martian stripped.
Lucy was disappointed to find that he had a teeny weenie, about an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," said Lucy.
"Why he asked. "What's the matter?"
"Well," Lucy replied, "it's just not long enough to reach me!"
"No problem," he said, and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap, his member grew until it was impressively long.
"Well," Lucy said, "that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow."
"No problem, "he said, and started pulling his ears.
With each pull, his member grew wider and wider.
"Wow!" Lucy exclaimed.
They fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.
The next day, the couple joined their normal partners and went their separate ways.
As they walked along, Jeff asked, "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," said Lucy, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?"
"It was horrible, "Jeff replied. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

## Post 2 by PrincessCarlie (Account disabled) on Sunday, 23-Sep-2007 21:38:41

Oh! lol that was cool

## Post 3 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Monday, 24-Sep-2007 0:24:20

Damn thats some fuckt up shit. haha!

## Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 28-Sep-2007 0:46:24

lollol, agree with the third person who posted.

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 28-Sep-2007 6:35:37

Gives new meaning to the phrase "not tonight, I have a headache!"
Bob