# i'm on my way to mexico

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 04-May-2006 9:37:04

Dear President Bush:
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from
the U.S. Into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag
pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access
to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort
to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak
English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car,
and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints
or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and
don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never
say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the
economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. From Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox
won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
Sincerely,
Dick Eaton, a US Army Vietnam Veteran

## Post 2 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Thursday, 04-May-2006 9:50:31

Of course this guy would have to be ok with working in Mexico for $4 an hour and not be able to ever leave the country again, usually cleaning the rich people's swimming pools or some such work.

## Post 3 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 04-May-2006 10:15:25

it's a joke look at the name real carefully

## Post 4 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Thursday, 04-May-2006 11:41:54

Naah, it's not a joke, if it were a joke it would have a punch line, it's a conservative propaganda, nothing wrong with that mind you, I'm just completing the picture drawn up in the letter, consider it an addition to the joke.
cheers
-B

## Post 5 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Thursday, 04-May-2006 13:06:47

agreed b
it's not a joke as more of a one sided political rant designed to make people think.

## Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 04-May-2006 13:15:40

And what's wrong with making people think?

## Post 7 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 04-May-2006 18:06:57

ok it mite be a conservative propaganda, but must disagree not all jokes have a punch line, but will say it can make people think in a funny way, eather way i found it quite funny