# yo mamma

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by retrieverdog (when I'm in seventh hour, my work does show.) on Sunday, 11-Feb-2007 22:20:21

I hate getting stuck in the middle of a raging yo mamma contest because I don't know any yo mamma jokes. I need help. I know you guys can give me a lot.

## Post 2 by data (Cheese flows through my veins!) on Sunday, 11-Feb-2007 23:08:07

Yo mama smells so bad that the Department of Energy has declared her croch a nuclear disaster area!

## Post 3 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Monday, 12-Feb-2007 4:10:24

yo mama is so fat, when she bends over, even I can see the grand canyon

## Post 4 by data (Cheese flows through my veins!) on Monday, 12-Feb-2007 8:24:29

Yo mama is so hairy that you almost died of rugburn at birth!

## Post 5 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 12-Feb-2007 13:58:43

yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

## Post 6 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Monday, 12-Feb-2007 15:21:20

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even aford to pay attention.
Yo mama is so dumb, she stared at a box of orange juice because It said concentrate.
Yo mama's so stupid that when your dad sent her to buy a colour tv, she came back and asked, what colour?

## Post 7 by Preciosa (The precious one and her littledog too.) on Monday, 12-Feb-2007 21:26:39

yo mama's so dumb, i saw her talking into an envelope one day and when i asked her what she was doing, she said she was sending a voicemail.
yo mama's teeth are so gappy, that when she smiles, you can see signs in there saying "next tooth one mile."
yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.