# darn women drivers!

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 29-Dec-2006 7:26:44

Darn Women Drivers
This morning while driving I looked over to my left and there was a WOMAN! In a brand new Cadillac & doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view
mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion
of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the
steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the
darn phone, soaked my pants, and disconnected an important call. Darn women
drivers.

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 29-Dec-2006 10:10:55

hahahahahahaha!

## Post 3 by frequency (the music man) on Friday, 29-Dec-2006 11:07:12

nice. and they say men can't multitask? lol

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 29-Dec-2006 15:28:12

This is funny.
Bob

## Post 5 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Wednesday, 26-Sep-2007 0:21:55

lol!

## Post 6 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 27-Sep-2007 0:39:57

*smile* very nice, thank God, I can't drive. lol

## Post 7 by bozmagic (The rottie's your best friend if you want him/her to be, lol.) on Thursday, 27-Sep-2007 4:42:29

Lollol that was funny!