# at any given moment...

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 22-Sep-2008 10:47:00

At Any Given Moment:
Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.
Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.
Fact: 37,000,000 are getting/giving oral sex.
Fact: 1 lonely fucker is reading these facts...
- You hang in there sunshine!

## Post 2 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Monday, 22-Sep-2008 12:18:14

I am that one loneley fucker.

## Post 3 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Monday, 22-Sep-2008 12:37:22

hahahaha that's funny!!! hahahahaa

## Post 4 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Monday, 22-Sep-2008 15:46:34

wow, I am one lonely fucker!!!

## Post 5 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Monday, 22-Sep-2008 17:08:52

Heehee. Guess I'm the 1 lonely fucker, too.

## Post 6 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 22-Sep-2008 19:23:45

lonely, I am so lonely.

## Post 7 by Nicky (And I aprove this message.) on Friday, 26-Sep-2008 1:55:51

I am a lonely fucker for a bit then not for a verry small bit then again a lonely fucker for a bit longer, hope this doesn't last long.

## Post 8 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 04-Oct-2008 8:55:19

lmfao! Maybe we should start a club or something. Then again... either way, brilliant as always Becky.
Cheers,
Simon

## Post 9 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Saturday, 08-Nov-2008 13:32:23

Hmmm, as of next summer I won't be lonely, but I'll be fucking.... lmao no I won't, I don't even like sex, but anyway. lol

## Post 10 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 14-Nov-2008 16:46:12

Uh ... guess that makes me lonely fucker number ... Um ... never mind, lost track. lol And sorry if people found that offensive. I'm in a weird mood today.

## Post 11 by razzledazzlejess (Generic Zoner) on Thursday, 20-Nov-2008 18:49:20

omg i am a lonley fucker

## Post 12 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 31-Dec-2008 12:33:10

I don't know how lonely a person is if they can do all those things to themselves. Maybe lonely, but not sad; and most certainly a fucker. lol! I'm done.

## Post 13 by Striker (Consider your self warned, i'm creative and offensive like handicap porn.) on Tuesday, 06-Jan-2009 10:30:49

there an odd person for sure.

## Post 14 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 06-Jan-2009 14:10:03

hahaha Well, I'm one too but only for a few hours until my Honey gets home.

## Post 15 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Wednesday, 14-Jan-2009 23:15:23

eheheheheheh becky, yeah yeah great. :)

## Post 16 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Wednesday, 11-Feb-2009 10:36:03

mmm ya sitting at work does that. haha