# The pastor's ass.

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by forereel (Just posting.) on Thursday, 29-Jun-2017 18:27:29

The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race & it won !!
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race,
& it won that race too.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read:
“BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS”.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!!
The Bishop fainted ….
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey as soon as possible.
So she sold it to a local farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
“NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10”.
Now totally appalled, the Bishop ordered the Nun to buy back the
donkey, take it to the plains & release it there where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is .. . . being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass, you'll be a lot happier
& live longer!

## Post 2 by the oracle (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 30-Jun-2017 13:49:55

hahahah lol!. this is good

## Post 3 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Wednesday, 05-Jul-2017 12:02:17

hehe

## Post 4 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Wednesday, 12-Jul-2017 0:18:45

I have this on a drop box file, and just had to see it, again! It's pretty close to the one I have. Some humor never gets old!

## Post 5 by Bryan07 (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 21-Jul-2017 22:00:12

This is the first time for me to check out the boards, I really like that. Thanks for the
smile.

## Post 6 by reader (the queen of it!) on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2017 20:17:41

I really like this! Usually I don't do the boards, but I'm glad I did today. If you take care of your own ass, there won't be time or inclination to worry about anyone else's.

## Post 7 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Thursday, 21-Sep-2017 20:48:05

Haha, good one.

## Post 8 by HellTabby666 (Shh... quiet, you might piss somebody off.) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2017 3:29:03

Epic.

## Post 9 by Svenja (don't need any!) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2017 8:59:41

true story!