# drunk driving

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 24-Jun-2005 18:20:00

An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city
one
night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A
cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "Why, I've
been
to the pub of course" slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink
this
evening".
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out
of
your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought
I'd
gone deaf."

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 24-Jun-2005 18:25:31

thats bad, lol

## Post 3 by louiano (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 24-Jun-2005 18:41:13

umm, 2 out of 5

## Post 4 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 05-Jul-2005 5:56:07

Awwwwwwwwwwwa!!!!!! How mean!!!!!!! Lol.