# the top 17 bad internet pickup lines

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 22-Aug-2008 19:33:09

17. "I CAN HAS DA NASTY WIT U?"
16. "Anonymity makes me even more handsome."
15. "Your *dot* has me anything but calm."
14. "Do you swear under penalty of perjury that you are neither employed in law enforcement nor by NBC?"
13. "Why don't you come down to my basement apartment in my mom's house and see me sometime?"
12. "I dunno. Do u *want* me 2 b 16?"
11. "I'm 13, really cute, and certainly not an undercover agent of any sort."
10. "i wud luv 2 get u ROF, even if u don't L."
9. "In cyberspace, no one can hear me scream your name."
8. "I've fully rebooted from my last relationship."
7. "Hey, my wife's going to be at some convention, any chance you could hitch a ride to Chappaqua next week?"
6. "If I said you had a beautiful port replicator, would you hold it against your camera?"
5. "My AIM says IM the one for you."
4. "My name is Misty, and I speak Klingon."
3. "I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software company I started in my dorm room was taking up too much of my time. Can I buy you a
PC?"
2. "Do u like me? Text '1' for 'Yes,' '2' for 'No.'"
and the Number 1 Bad Internet Pickup Line...
1. "Hey wait, are you an FBI agent? Because that's even hotter."

## Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 22-Aug-2008 22:30:12

Some of them I could actually see someone using and some had me laughing out loud. Oh man!

## Post 3 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Friday, 22-Aug-2008 23:53:15

Same here. lol

## Post 4 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 25-Aug-2008 1:02:14

lol I liked, "If I said you had a beautiful port replicator, would you hold it against your camera?". roflmao, must remember to use that one some time. grin.
Great job again Becky, hugs ya.
Simon

## Post 5 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Friday, 29-Aug-2008 18:54:10

go becky!! nice!!

## Post 6 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Friday, 29-Aug-2008 23:44:36

aww lol becky, just lol. my favorite was the, i fully rebooted from my last relationship. haha. grateness

## Post 7 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Sunday, 07-Sep-2008 4:12:59

rofl. "my aim says I M the one for you." roflroflroflrofl! I like