# A little boy and his teacher.

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by mini schtroumpfette (go ahead, make my day I dare you!) on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2006 12:50:10

A grade one math teacher gives her pupel the following hypothetical problem to be solved.
There are 20 pigeons on a tree, along comes a hunter and fire off his gun.
Tell me class, how many pigeons are dead and give your reasonning.
A boy put up his hands and says, I know I know!
The teacher, yes Tony?
Tony: None of them died because they got scared of the sound eminate from the gun and flew off.
The teacher, well Tony, although your answer is wrong, I like the way you reason.
The little boy felt very happy with himself.
The next day, the little boy puts up his hand and the same teacher says, yes Tony.
Tony: I have a question for you.
The teacher smiles kindly at him and says, yes dear?
Tony: there are 3 women sitting on a bench holding an icecream coan.
The first one swallow her icecream.
The second licks her icecream.
The third sucks on her icecream.
Which of the 3 is married?
The teacher got all flustered and red faced but decided to give the boy her reflexion all the same.
The teacher: why, the one who sucks her icecream of course.
Tony: Miss Olivia, although your answer is wrong, I like the way you reason says the little boy with a huge grin.
The real simple answer is the one with a band around her finger.

## Post 2 by Nage (Your father's friend's daughter's roommate's niece) on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2006 13:02:01

Um, wow! Simply, thumbs up!

## Post 3 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2006 14:12:26

Haha. right.

## Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2006 15:19:12

hahahahaha. lol

## Post 5 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 05-Oct-2006 6:54:39

Yep ... children can be clever.

## Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 08-Oct-2006 19:00:51

hahahahahahahaha, fabulous!

## Post 7 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Sunday, 08-Oct-2006 19:30:01

Lollollol