# pet pet peeves

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 27-Apr-2006 17:10:34

1. Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."
2. Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
3. Cat: "Sharpen claws on one stinking curtain and it's curtains."
4. Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease -- but do those greedy humans ever really give me a cracker?"
5. Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"
6. Dog: "What the ... HEY!!! I didn't even sign a consent form for that surgery. Help, Legal Council!!!!"
7. Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! "There's" a new one!"

## Post 2 by rat (star trek rules!) on Friday, 28-Apr-2006 12:31:44

hahahahahaha oh that is good

## Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 28-Apr-2006 18:21:52

lollol