# 16 THINGS TO DO IN A BATHROOM STALL

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by DrunkenMonkey (Account disabled) on Friday, 29-Apr-2005 18:49:00

16 THINGS TO DO IN A BATHROOM STALL
1. Stick yor palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that!!!
3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silience with bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh s***!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "D***, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toliet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt iterratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy! !!"
10. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
12. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
13. Say, "D***, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
14. Play a well known song on your butt cheeks over and over again.
15. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say,"Peek-a-boo!"
16. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
"Born Free"

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 30-Apr-2005 8:08:58

hmmm maybe after a particularly heavy night in Failte ..good 1 pal..

## Post 3 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Sunday, 01-May-2005 22:04:04

Hmm, I would like to try some of those.