# Social security

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Izzito (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2007 14:17:03

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton
your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his
Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants.
You might have gotten disability too."

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2007 14:39:08

hahahaha. lol!

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2007 14:57:43

ROFL, good one.

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2007 16:53:01

&LT;lol>

## Post 5 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2007 23:15:45

lol good one!

## Post 6 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 25-Apr-2007 8:56:30

*smiles*

## Post 7 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 25-Apr-2007 10:29:02

Lmao, good!

## Post 8 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Wednesday, 25-Apr-2007 12:30:16

nice