# THE ABC'S OF EX-LOVERS

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Thunderstorm (HotIndian!) on Saturday, 03-Jan-2009 13:30:47

A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.
B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.
C is for the commitment that was never there.
D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.
E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.
F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do.
G is also for the spot he could never find!
H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.
I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.
J is for jugular, the one I'd love to sever.
K is for kinky, he always started without me.
L is for love in most cases, but exceptions have been made, L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE DICK.
M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one? Do you know where any are?
N is for the narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.
O is for the orgasms he thought he made me have.
P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!
Q is for queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.
R is for the hopeless romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless.
S is also for satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.
T is for typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.
U is also for the ugly girl he is dating now.
V is for the voodoo doll I made of him.
W is for wife, the one he said he didn't have.
X is what he is to me now!!!!
Y is for WHY the hell did I ever get involved with him.
Z isn't for anything, just like him, he ain't anything either.
Raaj.

## Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 03-Jan-2009 13:37:40

D is for dissatisfied which is a synonym for feminine.
H is for how hopeless it is to try and satisfy a woman.
P is for the pig that women are, because they can be as sloppy as ever, but still want more!
T is for the typical bitch that came up with that list.
Lmao! I love it. Too bad it was from the point of a view of a woman. You should come up with one from a man's view now. That would be even funnier, and more valuable.

## Post 3 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Saturday, 03-Jan-2009 15:28:55

lmfaoo raven shut up, lmao

## Post 4 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 03-Jan-2009 16:59:58

Nice, well done to whoever created this list. Very interesting and funny. Laugh out loud. For the guys, they should create another version or the girls to read. Smiles! It was a good joke.

## Post 5 by metal angel (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Sunday, 04-Jan-2009 23:11:47

Hell yah! Create one for men! Do! it!

## Post 6 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Monday, 05-Jan-2009 3:00:54

lmfaooo

## Post 7 by Striker (Consider your self warned, i'm creative and offensive like handicap porn.) on Monday, 05-Jan-2009 12:51:56

hmm, i might try writing one for the men. lmao or from the mans point of view.