# the best hooker in Las Vegas

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2008 15:31:57

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker
catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker,
'How much do you charge?'
Hooker replies, 'It starts at $500 for a hand-job.'
Guy says, '$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!'
The hooker says, 'Do you see that Denny's on the corner?'
'Yes.'
'Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?'
'Yes.'
'And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?'
'Yes.'
'Well,' says the hooker, smiling invitingly, 'I own those. And, I own them
because I give a hand-job that's worth $500'
Guy says, 'What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try.'
They retire to a nearby motel.
A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just
experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.
He is so amazed, he says, 'I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?'
The hooker replies, '$1,500.'
I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!'
The hooker replies, 'Step over here to the window, big boy.
Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright.
And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500.'
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put
off the new car for another year or so, and says, 'Sign me up.'
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.
He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.
He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and
unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, 'How much for some pussy?'
The hooker says, 'Come over here to the window, I want to show you something.
Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those
beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?'
'Damn!' the guy says, in awe, 'You own the whole city?'
'No,' the hooker replies, 'but I would if I had a pussy.'

## Post 2 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2008 15:48:13

damn becky!! LOL!! this was so damn funny!! wow, just wow!

## Post 3 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2008 1:48:23

No wonder th hooker's so good.

## Post 4 by sexycop (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2008 4:44:12

lol nice

## Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2008 7:37:01

rofl

## Post 6 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2008 9:54:56

Holy crap! Nice one. lol.

## Post 7 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2008 12:16:44

That was quite good! Didn't expect that ending. it's a winner.

## Post 8 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2008 12:39:34

Oh damn! I wasn't expecting that ending! LOL

## Post 9 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Saturday, 08-Nov-2008 11:49:33

Rofl me neither, wow. lmao