# the taxman

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Saturday, 28-Jun-2008 17:31:50

The Taxman
At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I
notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
drippings?"
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back
to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a complete
box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these matzo
purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying
to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send
them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a
complete box of matzo balls."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover
foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save
up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a
year they send us a complete Dick."

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 28-Jun-2008 20:43:29

LOL excellent!

## Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 29-Jun-2008 1:17:56

lmfao! excellent!
!