# Snow White and the 7 dwarves

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by kool_turk (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 22-May-2006 22:42:54

Ever wonder how the seven dwarves got their names? Miss Snow White was a randy cow, And desperate for a fuck. So off she went into the woods, To try and
get some luck! She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke. Then stumbled on a cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off
in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants. When seven Dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless,
And thought she was in heaven! Originally after one good shag, But now she could have seven. Straight away she took command, "My fanny need a lick!" And
when one dwarf moved forward, She said "Oi-you'd better drop you pick!" So down he went onto all fours, And said "I ain't licking that!" "Not there, that
me arse-hole, You DOPEY little brat!" The next dwarf started blushing, "Do we have to do it here?" Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL! Unless you're fucking
queer!" So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool. And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho" As she rode upon his tool. Now one dwarf wasn't
smiling, Cuz he hadn't had a sniff. And due to his impatience, He couldn't raise a stiff. "Relax, you GRUMPY bastard", So he did as he was told. And as
soon as he was hard enough, He shot his fucking load. The next dwarf got a blow job, And she took him in quite easy. But she just avoided brain-damage,
Whe he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY. With three dwarves left, she turned and said, "You're next, I want your knob!" But no sooner had he entered her,
Than he was sleeping on the job. "Wake up you SLEEPY idiot" She wanted more from him. And he woke with such excitement, That he filled her hairy quim.
The next dwarf rammed his up her, And shagged her fanny raw. And dazed Snow White then whimpered, "That should be against the law!" He made poor Snow White
tremble, He was so big and thick. "No wonder you're so HAPPY, With that amazeing dick." With one dwarf still remaining, But feeling rather sore, She said
"You'll have to use your tongue, My clit can't take no more.!" And so he put his tongue to work, Where others had put their cocks. And 'cos he made Snow
White feel better, She named the last one DOC. Now Snow White couldn't do much, With all that cum inside her quim, So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
And filled it to the brim. So there's the truth about the dwarves, And how they got their names, By satisfying miss Snow White, And joining in her games.
There's one more thing you need to know, And that's what happened to that cup? Well think of what you're drinking, When you next buy 7-UP

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 23-May-2006 8:16:37

lol! lol! lol! rude but good

## Post 3 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 23-May-2006 8:58:21

Rodflmao!!! That was awesome!!! *can't stop laughing*

## Post 4 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Tuesday, 23-May-2006 17:24:49

Man how raw. That's something only the weird could come up with.

## Post 5 by Nage (Your father's friend's daughter's roommate's niece) on Tuesday, 23-May-2006 17:40:44

Very wrong, I'm disturbed... way to go!

## Post 6 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Tuesday, 23-May-2006 17:54:55

I think I seen this somewhere before but can't remember where though. I know a user on here posted something similar to this on public quicknotes. Yeah, yeah that's right Roland a.k.a. Jeremy did. It's still funny though.

## Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 24-May-2006 1:03:25

Not my cup of tea.

## Post 8 by TheIceMaster (http://www.myjuggalospace.com/Iced_Hatchetman) on Wednesday, 24-May-2006 1:12:01

lmao. Good one.

## Post 9 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 24-May-2006 7:09:52

I have to say, that's probably one of the grossest jokes I've heard in a long time.

## Post 10 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 25-May-2006 20:44:40

lol, love it!

## Post 11 by frequency (the music man) on Friday, 26-May-2006 0:31:12

yes! yes! yes! beautiful stuff!

## Post 12 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Friday, 26-May-2006 9:13:38

lmfao KT that kicked ass!