# You know you drink too much coffee when...

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Jess227 on Thursday, 18-Nov-2004 8:37:18

Juan Valdez names his mule after you.
You chew on your roommate's fingernails.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You can't remember your second cup.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Columbia.
You don't sweat - you percolate.
You grind coffee beans in your mouth.

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 18-Nov-2004 13:45:27

You lick the inside of the empty jar! Until your tongue requires surgery ....
You change a nappy and become excited by the colour brown!....
You climb an ice wall in record breaking time and a pro climber gives up in disgust....
You jump 3 feet in the air when a coffee ad comes on....
You amuse yourself in insomnia by brewing 10 different flavoured coffee's and trying them all at once.......
In emergencies your drip is finest columbian.....
Your mind travels faster than the speed of sound....
Never mind girls your only true love is an Italian cappuccino machine.

## Post 3 by Jess227 on Thursday, 18-Nov-2004 14:54:40

Ok now that's gotta hurt lol

## Post 4 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 19-Nov-2004 9:03:59

you don't know what your missing now where's my mug!