# Kinky after seventy

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 17-May-2007 10:13:36

A couple is having dinner at a restaurant and the husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex
together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very old tavern where
you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again
and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening
to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got
to see these two old-timers having sex Against a fence. I'll just keep an eye
on them so there's no trouble.." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each
other for support, aided by walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to
the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they
erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes. Finally, they both collapse
panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
about life that he didn't know.. After about half an hour of lying on
the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put
their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching, thinks, "This was truly
amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is."
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that
was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
together. Is there some sort of secret to this?
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence"......

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 17-May-2007 14:17:16

oh, hahaha. that's grate

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 17-May-2007 17:25:34

ROFLMAO What a shock!

## Post 4 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 17-May-2007 23:52:29

Becky do you think when your that old you will still want to um, you know, go to a resturant?

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 18-May-2007 2:59:58

Libra Lady and Nem, you two are sooo disgusting. May you each have many electric fences in your life.
You two are just... well... shocking.
Bob