# taking a piss

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Tuesday, 10-Nov-2009 18:04:14

A young courting couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. As they walk hand-in-hand, his lustful desire rises to a peak.
He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to take a piss."
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests that she go behind a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits, he can hear the sound of tight nylon knickers rolling down voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage and touches her leg. He quickly moves his hand up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.
He shouts in horror, "My God, Mary, have you changed your sex!"
"No," she replies, "I've changed my mind. I'm taking a shit instead."

## Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 10-Nov-2009 18:28:28

Eeeeew!

## Post 3 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Tuesday, 10-Nov-2009 18:31:16

hahaha, that's halarious

## Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 10-Nov-2009 20:25:29

ewwwwww

## Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 11-Nov-2009 4:51:27

haha that's funny.

## Post 6 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Wednesday, 11-Nov-2009 17:00:37

WOW.
fucking awesome and disgusting at the same time.

## Post 7 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Wednesday, 11-Nov-2009 19:00:05

My goodness can you picture that?? Wow!!

## Post 8 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 14-Nov-2009 6:19:10

agree with post six. omg ...

## Post 9 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 30-Nov-2009 23:43:27

Wow, Don't know what to think.
hahahahaha?

## Post 10 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 05-Dec-2009 23:17:07

Lmao! Fuckin' hilarious! Loved it!