# mailman's last day

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 04-Jan-2005 9:08:36

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he
arrived
at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who
roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy
gift
envelope.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing
lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman
in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through
the
door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most
passionate love he had ever experienced! When he had enough, they went
downstairs
where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage,
blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she
was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's
bottom
edge. "All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's
the dollar for"?
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your
last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what
to
give you, and he said; "Screw him. Give him a dollar". "The breakfast was my
idea!!"

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 04-Jan-2005 9:30:32

LOL! A cracker

## Post 3 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Wednesday, 05-Jan-2005 14:26:00

aheheheheheheheh great one!

## Post 4 by Jess227 on Thursday, 06-Jan-2005 22:25:35

lol