# reindeer facts

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 19-Dec-2005 23:57:28

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year,
Male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain theirs 'til after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a
red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.