# El Loco y los 3 Cafés!

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Monday, 01-Jun-2009 3:27:43

Un loco acude a una cafetería y le pide al MOZO que le sirva tres cafés.
¿Tres cafés? Dice el mozo.
Si, dice el Loco, uno para mí, otro para ti y otro para tu maldita madre.
Al día siguiente, el mismo loco LE PIDE AL MISMO MOZO:
- Tres cafés...
-¿Tres?
Si. TRES... uno para mí, otro para ti y otro para tu maldita madre.
El mozo no se pudo aguantar esta vez y saltó al otro lado de la barra y le dio una soberana paliza al Loco.
Al día siguiente todo magullado, regresa el loco.
El camarero lo recibe con ironía y le dice:
-¿Tres cafés?
- No- Responde el lesionadísimo loco. Sólo dos: uno para mí y otro para tu maldita madre, para ti no, porque el café como que te altera.

## Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Monday, 01-Jun-2009 16:03:58

Oh, wow! Que fue tan malo, pero demasiado comico.
Me sorprende que usted hizo una broma en español.
Debes hacer esto más a menudo, a pesar de que estoy probablemente una de las pocas personas que puedan entender estos.

## Post 3 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Monday, 01-Jun-2009 21:17:58

Do you mind translating it in to english? My spanish sucks.

## Post 4 by HotPerro (I live and breathe the board) on Monday, 01-Jun-2009 21:37:12

Jajaja, pinche Picapiedra

## Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2009 13:02:20

It's been a few years since I spoke or used Spanish, and i'm very rusty. I wasn't that fluent at it at the time either, so please, if someone would be so kind as to translate ...

## Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2009 15:13:00

You guys all suck! Start speaking Spanish to your Hispanic friends, that way, you won't have to worry about forgetting the language.
If you want the translation, go to studyspanish.com. There's a link on the site labeled spanish translator. Click it, and copy and paste this joke into the editable text box, and press the translate button. And voila! You've got the joke.
Wow, that sounds like a lot of work.

## Post 7 by Ok Sure (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2009 18:07:29

Very Funny. Here is the joke translated. But as usual, it's funnier in Spanish.
One day, a crazy man walks into a coffee shop and asks the waiter for three cups of coffee.
“Three cups of coffee?” the waiter asks.
“Yes, three cups of coffee. I’d like one for me, one for you, and one for your fucking mother.”
The next day, the same crazy man enters the shop and asks the same waiter for “three cups of coffee.”
“Three cups?”
“Yes, three cups, one for me, one for you, and one for your fucking mother.”
This time, the waiter can’t resist his anger and jumps over the counter, lands on the other side, and gives the crazy man a vicious beating.
The next day, the crazy man enters the coffee shop once more.
The waiter receives him with irony. “Three coffees?”
The badly injured crazy man replies: “no, two coffees. One for me, and one for your fucking mother. It seems that coffee gets you just a bit riled up.

## Post 8 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Monday, 08-Jun-2009 1:21:28

Yeah, I could see how it'd be better in Spanish.

## Post 9 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Monday, 08-Jun-2009 3:37:39

Yeah I can too, I didn't find it funny in english.