# turn around

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 30-Sep-2013 19:35:24

Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church , and Pastor
Hans is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.
One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:
DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,
"Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"
From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
"Yaa," Pastor Hans agrees, then asks,
"Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, “Bridge out”?

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 24-Oct-2013 10:26:04

&LT;lol> good one.
Bob

## Post 3 by forereel (Just posting.) on Thursday, 24-Oct-2013 20:00:50

hehe!

## Post 4 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 07-Nov-2013 21:58:34

ha lol!