# which zoner would you absolutely not bang!

Category: Dating and Relationships

## Post 1 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 14:24:53

ok, here's a response topic to cam's lovely topic. I want the opposite, i mean, if you're a guy, and you would only fuck a girl, I don't want to see a list of guy's names here. That'll be a waste. Just give me honest answers! remember, only for fun, meant to not offend.
and with that, let's get started!

## Post 2 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 14:39:55

well thank you garret for such a nice introduction. I'll start this one off by saying that there are 2 girls that immediately spring to mind when I think of girls I wouldn't bang. They'd cause me to lose my errection faster than if the room dropped to 40 below in less than 10 seconds!
First of all, metallica girl/jenny. No fucking way does this chick have a chance in hell with me, or with any other guy capable of attaining a babe, or the title of straight male!
The second girl that immediately comes to mind as disgusting to the max is, ...tinkerbell!
Gaud! She and jenny could be lezbo lovers, but hell if they ever were, make sure I'm not on this plannet! Please? I beg you?
That's about it for now, pease out! And if of course new people come to mind I'll be sure to post them here!

## Post 3 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 14:42:57

lmfao cam that was fuckin brilliant!

## Post 4 by Stone Cold (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 14:50:11

ok, here's my two cents. I'd never fuck metallica girl, cause I'd like for my dick not to be lost and crushed at the same time. I wouldn't ever fuck any of the girls on here with manly voices. I wanna fuck chicks, not dudes. So, Julia and Bec, that leaves you out. Ok, I'd have to agree about tinkerbell. Sorry, no chance in hell. And if she were legal, I'd also have to give a hell no to our cyber loving, cellphone loving friend, Science. so there y'all go.

## Post 5 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 14:54:27

excellent answer jimmy! one more response, and I'll fill in

## Post 6 by cuddle_kitten84 (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 15:02:52

come on poster, tell us your answers, god, one guy i'd definitely not bang is no offense meant, alefarrow, or however you spell it. nice, but not bangable.

## Post 7 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 15:06:55

holey christ! How the hell could I forget about bec! Good thing she's a lesbian, because as stated before about enny, no guy in his right mind with the honor and privelage of straight male would ever pick that nasty thing! The thought of all the girls so far on this list, and yes even science cuz god knows she only wants a cell phone so she doesn't have to explain to her parents why she has a vybrater and why she calls herself on the house phone all the time.
I'd never wanna stick my hard copy into her book port for fear it would get sucked into oblivian.
That's it for now!

## Post 8 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 15:07:29

ok, here's my long-awaited answers, I could never bang julia, she's got this god-awful voice that would make my little friend crawl into my asshole for a shell of protection. same result with metallica_girl, have you heard that horrible voice? Another one is karrie, sorry karrie, but damn, if we didn't, I'm sure you'd want more, and more, and I wouldn't, lol, but you don't sound bad at all. and that's all I can think of for now, but for bec, that's another i wouldn't want a dick wash from

## Post 9 by Pink Pineapple (Veteran Zoner) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 15:10:22

I'd never even considder Dougkoliver or Eric gosh their both so.. strange and Eric is pretty much a perve I can think of a few more but not right now so yeah that's my two rejects for now lol

## Post 10 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 15:36:21

hmmm, i think the people who turn me right off are allyfarrow, the count of monte-christo, and any of the creepy immature little dickheads that sometimes freequent this place.

## Post 11 by cuddle_kitten84 (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 15:39:26

oh my. i haven't heard a lot of people's voices on here, i'll have to check some out.

## Post 12 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 16:02:17

torico, now that I think of it, I'd never fuck her either

## Post 13 by Darkfire (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 16:02:54

First of all, where the hell is the audio profile for this Julia? I want to hear it. Secondly, one name that hasn't beenmentioned yet is Ambitionist. Her voice isn't so bad, but she still sounds like a freak so I wouldn't screw her. Anyways, that's my 2 cents.

## Post 14 by The Shuck Fitter (My name is Liam) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 16:36:21

I'd never fuck Julia, metallica girl, or muffin, or science, or cousin cap, or angelOfBeauty, of cousin cap, or sexyKarebear or what ever, or cousin cap, or HThomas89 though she has a nice personality, or ltStar150, or lostgirl though if she were legal I would (we're birthday brother and sister), or cousin cap, or crazyCat, or sadButTrue, or cousin cap.

## Post 15 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 18:35:11

lmfao liam lmfao lmfao! that's basically what I wanted to hear!

## Post 16 by Twinklestar09 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 19:34:32

Alright, the only reason I'm even posting here is because my name was personally mentioned. Just so you know, shark, I've never even met MetallicaGirl, and am totally straight. And as for who I'd not screw on here, I wouldn't screw anyone at all because I'm not like that and none of y'all guys interest me in that way. I believe in the waiting 'til marriage thing which means I wouldn't have sex with anyone for a while, maybe never, depending on whether and when I marry the guy I choose to spend my life with, when that happens. I know y'all might have hoped for me to say something more interesting, but as I was just saying ... Anyways, I'm done on here. Laters. *smiles*

## Post 17 by Stone Cold (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 21:11:04

bla bla bla, tinker bell. I still wouldn't bang you. lmfao

## Post 18 by Twinklestar09 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 21:30:32

*laughs* That's totally cool with me. It's mutual then. *smiles* As I said, I'm not married yet, so noone interests me enought for me to want to have sex with them. Anyways, OK. For sure this is my last post on here, as I have nothing more to say on this. Laters. *smiles*

## Post 19 by SadButTrue (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 22:07:41

what about me jimmy, would u bang me??? *grins* and Liam, u don't know what u'd b missing!

## Post 20 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 22:25:44

Tinkerbell, I wouldn't fuck you either!

## Post 21 by Marissapc2010 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 22:57:58

No doug oliver, Alafairow, or cubs fan for me.

## Post 22 by The Shuck Fitter (My name is Liam) on Friday, 31-Mar-2006 23:15:05

no.. sad but true.. I'll pass.

## Post 23 by Amethyst Moon (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 1:17:08

I would never bang my two ex boyfriends who happen to be zoners because they lied to me and one cheated on me. If you know me well enough, you'll know who I'm talking about, I'm too good of a person to name names outright.

## Post 24 by spfan15 (O&A Party Rock!!!) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 7:45:22

my list,
Tinker bell,
cousin cap,
JC's Girl,
Bec,
and if there is more then i will let you all know.

## Post 25 by spfan15 (O&A Party Rock!!!) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 8:00:54

Lianora and wonder women.

## Post 26 by cuddle_kitten84 (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 11:02:22

lol just got to love your post, respect.

## Post 27 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 13:43:33

Birdman2004. Yuck. I would never ever even touch him. Hahaha.

## Post 28 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 13:47:39

Oh shit yeah lui, how could I forget JOhn (the count of monte-christo)? Eeeeewwwwww no, never. Because he is too old and is just ... no. A turn off - I mean I liked him earlier but now ... no.

## Post 29 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 14:38:42

lmfao!

## Post 30 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 15:10:57

oh, news flash. Girls who have the no sex before marriage thing, to me anyway, are labled automatic prudes, and lose any chance they might have had with me, provided of course that I didn't know after talking to them that they were into no sex before marriage. Not that I don't respect them for that choice, it's just that I don't wanna marry a girl to get some lovin from her. So how that shpeal is relevant to this board is, this. I would alsolutely never bang a girl who said she wasn't into sex before marriage, and then gave in for what ever reason, cuz then I'd have to live with her regretting it for the rest of our relationship. No Thanks!

## Post 31 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 15:15:16

damn straight cam, exactly!

## Post 32 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 15:31:25

I understand that. But I am not still a virgin because of christianity. It is because of a past experience. I would, however, if I had a patient guy, try on it. Lol

## Post 33 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 16:48:11

I agree with shark on this one definetly!

## Post 34 by lights_rage (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 16:59:43

I can't believe you people some of you have had phone sex with me swore that if i was single you would marry me but how can ya be married with out fucking hmm anyway i dont want none of yall so there i am aiming closer to home and honesty if you tell me oone thing then all of your friends another than your pretty two faced and fucked up

## Post 35 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 18:55:54

trust me jenny, no one, and I mean, no one wanted to phone fuck you

## Post 36 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 19:06:52

hmmm joey? what's his name? and there's a few others, in fact there's a lot of others! *screws face up and goes away*

## Post 37 by Darkfire (Generic Zoner) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 19:07:08

Sex before marriage is best. It can cause big problems with some people so best to get it out of the way and if it causes problems then one can move on without having wasted all that relationship time. Besides, what else are you supposed to do with your gf when the power goes out?

## Post 38 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 20:18:00

Yeah I mean if someone wants to wait until marriage, and they turn out to be terrible in bed, then you're stuck with that! Sex is one of the things you need to be satisfied with for any long term relationship to work out. It's as important as all of the other aspects.

## Post 39 by lights_rage (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 20:26:48

I was referring to people who said they would marry me and now say they wont touch me how mean

## Post 40 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 22:30:21

again, no one wanted to marry you, was it your weightloss support group who said that? well, they were lying!

## Post 41 by Char (The sexy canadian) on Sunday, 02-Apr-2006 9:29:21

Hmmm, i'd probably have to say eagle, becuase he's just a fucked up freak, and birdman. ewwww

## Post 42 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 02-Apr-2006 11:39:29

Charlene, I totally agree. Lol

## Post 43 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Sunday, 02-Apr-2006 11:45:09

lmfao char and ines! must add someone to the list, and that someone is the rest of jenny

## Post 44 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 02-Apr-2006 11:49:17

Lmfao!!

## Post 45 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 02-Apr-2006 14:19:53

hey but char you don't have to sleep with eagle so he doesn't count! all he wants is to hear you walking around in swish pants and he'd be a spirting! hehe

## Post 46 by Char (The sexy canadian) on Sunday, 02-Apr-2006 14:48:11

lmao harp. true dat

## Post 47 by Char (The sexy canadian) on Sunday, 02-Apr-2006 14:49:34

god dammit, i meant to put dan, not harp. i'm a strange case, i know.

## Post 48 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Monday, 03-Apr-2006 1:54:54

Once again I don't want to fuck anyone on the site, I like my women close to home.

## Post 49 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Monday, 03-Apr-2006 2:45:28

women? no men BG? you sure?

## Post 50 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 03-Apr-2006 3:04:42

Lmfao Rachel!!! And usually I would agree, I would like my guys (yes, only guys) close to my home too, but since I can#t find anyone there ... lol

## Post 51 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Monday, 03-Apr-2006 15:28:17

my turn!
I'd never bang allyfarrow, nice, but no. Birdman2004, a good friend, but no. Garet, sorry hun, but I don't like assholes lol! Liam, um, no! Ksiris, or however the hell you spell his name, too creepy stalkerish for me, same with doug Oiver. Also, I'd never touch TN-majic, blindguy, cantsee3p0 or the game.
that's all for now

## Post 52 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Monday, 03-Apr-2006 17:21:05

I'd never bang, allyfero, birdman2004, spfan2k6, Eric, electricity, speedysticks 25, jdeer. When I think of more, I'll tell you.

## Post 53 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Monday, 03-Apr-2006 20:17:41

damn cala! that's a long list, I'd only not bang you cause I find you way too young for me

## Post 54 by Marissapc2010 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Monday, 03-Apr-2006 21:45:33

Hey what's wrong with JC's girl? I've never heard anything bad about her, and I'm adding birdman, Brandon Bmish, and TN-majic.

## Post 55 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Monday, 03-Apr-2006 22:53:07

awe...poor doug

## Post 56 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Tuesday, 04-Apr-2006 3:15:23

well a bit off topic, but I find myself again agreeing with guitargod on the sex before marriage thing. If you're partner ain't a good fuck then you've wasted the words, "I" and "do" in no particular order, on someone who wasn't worth it! Sorry for the off topic post garret, but had to say it!

## Post 57 by Doug V (Everyone's favorite CL) on Tuesday, 04-Apr-2006 6:56:05

I find these topics rather amusing...one thing I find interesting is the fact that the very ones that write them I wonder how they would feel if the roles were reversed. They say it is for fun and not to hurt yet they say nasty attacking things.
The funny thing is some of the names that was mentioned that there is no way they would do them. Are the very ones that usually have a lover or bf/gf. SO SOMEONE WANTS THEM. I sometimes think we spend far too much time looking at peoples faults and pointing them out to the public to keep the focus off ourselves.
Sure there are people that I would and would not like to bang on here. I choose to keep them tomyself cause Number one I dont like intentionally hurting people, and 2 somethings should just be kept in person.
the last thing I would like to say is the ones that I think was behind this post in my opinion does not have the best track record with girls. And yes this part was an opinion...love ya all have a great day...
gramps

## Post 58 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Tuesday, 04-Apr-2006 11:14:17

Here here Gramps. Seconded, on all counts. Love ya right back.

## Post 59 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Tuesday, 04-Apr-2006 12:12:36

Well said.
I find this posts really sad and have to admit that those people who part take I find either very very sad or excuse them on account of being immature.
First of all, both boards are very stupid, if "banging" is all you can think of, no wonder you will never be happy, happily married or dating or ever successful in your career/relationship.
I don't know e.g. how girls could possibly be with someone who posted on this board that he would like to "bang" so and so (usually containing 90% of the female members on here) or vice versa. I think being with someone like that is pretty demeaning to oneself.
As for the marriage thing, I'd much rather be with someone who refuses sex before marriage than someone who has sex with every living breathing thing of the opposite sex whenever he/she has a chance and someone who clearly does not respect me as a person or would ever be faithful. I accept everyone can make mistakes to that end, the stupid one night stand, out of drunkenness or for some other reason, everyone makes mistakes but when people practically boast of how uneducated they are and how they live to "bang" options" as many people of the opposite sex as possible I can't help thinking they are excessively sad and not worth anyone's time.
There is a huge, huge difference between banging and love making, it's seriously worth trying because love making is infinitely better, it's intimid, beautiful and special, whereas banging is simply a way to spread/receive sexual diseases or a way to try and receive false comfort, the idea that if someone is willing to sleep with you you are worth more something that is entirely wrong.
As for those who post the most messages to this board, they seem to be the people who have basically tried to sleep with everyone and are most openly offensive to those who have turned them down, which reflects a lot more on themselves than on the people they set out to offend.
And sure it's fun and, obviously, non offensive to anyone (even if the very people who posted those rules broke them in the next sentence practically), but I have to say, for the record, it is extremely pathetic.
Sure, have your flirting etc on quick notes and in private and may be it will lead to something "real" but if there is a new "special someone" every day or if all you can talk about ever is how any peopole you'd like to sleep with or how sad and ugly some people are, most likely because they turned you down in the first place, you're definitely helping this site becoming a less enjoyable place.
I'd much much rather be with someone who might be considered physically unattractive than someone I know is just waiting to cheat on me and that the realationship would last at most a month or so until that person is ready to move on to the next one. In fact, as a broad definition, that's exactly the type of person I would not sleep with.
Cheers
-B

## Post 60 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Tuesday, 04-Apr-2006 13:04:58

Well Rachel normally I wouldn't take a guy, but if they had a voice like yours...

## Post 61 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 04-Apr-2006 18:30:57

well b, thanks for your opinion, (not, but you're a real shmuck for posting it here

## Post 62 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Tuesday, 04-Apr-2006 19:01:05

um lots of people i just find this board amusing so hell ill post just because I'm bored. julia, both erics mg tray 1 mikey doug oliver westy because he's like a little brother and that's like yuck. dark angel, arfy he's my fiance's friend and ya that would be weird, beeping beckie, kitten because she and i shared rooms and just no and liam, oh and tn is way too old and stuffs so ya there's my post ill go back to taking healthy ny calls and being board

## Post 63 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Tuesday, 04-Apr-2006 19:30:50

You go Wildebrew! I agree with you 150%. Sorry, Garret, if this isn't exactly the post you were looking for, but I had to state my opinion on the subject. Wildebrew did a very good job of expressing the same thoughts that I have. Good job, B!

## Post 64 by AngelBaby06 (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 04-Apr-2006 19:31:06

Well Liam, I am beginning to wonder if you want Cousin Cap! Lol!

## Post 65 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Tuesday, 04-Apr-2006 20:33:48

Hahaha, I don't think so, lol. i think he's expressed his feelings, lol.

## Post 66 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 04-Apr-2006 20:53:01

candi, can i fuck you? jkjk

## Post 67 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Wednesday, 05-Apr-2006 13:57:04

Wb, I agree on your post in most cases accept for this. What is so wrong with expressing an attraction for someone, especially if it is never acted on, it's like looking at a restaurant menu, but not ordering from it. In everyday sighted life, humans look at each other and think so and so is attractive, granted fucking may go a little too far, but there is a huge huge difference on having lust for someone and acting out on your lust for someone, you can't tell me that you never ever find anyone else attractive when you are with someone, happily married or not.

## Post 68 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 05-Apr-2006 15:53:32

Yes, a very good point Jess.

## Post 69 by Liz (The Original) on Wednesday, 05-Apr-2006 16:36:04

Yay for drama? I would seriously leave both torrico (Cortney) and Wonder Woman out of this, but who am I to say anything? Maybe I just have too much respect for people...usually anyway.

## Post 70 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Wednesday, 05-Apr-2006 17:15:30

Jess, of course one finds people attractive. My problem, personally, is if that attraction is declared, publically. You may not control your thoughts or instincts, but you can control how you act upon them. You may think "wow, that peron is pretty hot" and even "wow, I wonder what it'd be like to sleep with this person" and that's something that, well, isnatural and happens to everyone, but the moment you go tell all your friends, in front of your partner, that you'd like to sleep with this person you're disrespecting your partner (from my point of view, if other people feel differently and they both agree it's none of my business obviously, even if I still think it's demeaning).
And, in addition, for this specific topic, I think it's way way too offensive and hurtful against peole even as ajoke and it's clearly not remotely rspectful (that granted &LT;grin> if someone would not like to "bang" me I wouldn't feel the least bit hurt but other people feel differently).
It's also pretty etnertaining when people start posting to the "who would you like to bang" board and end up posting basically almost all the names on the zone, not very selective.
But, again, it brings me back to that point, if you are in love with someone you really want to avoid hurting them and, to me, this is a very very obvious and childish way of hurting that person. Even if you're dating and, possibly, not in love, it's also very very insulting to your partner, at least in my mind.
cheers
-B

## Post 71 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 05-Apr-2006 20:34:22

Thank you WB for proving that there are some people out there who understand the meaning of love and respect.

## Post 72 by ItsJustBabyT (the price is WRONG, bitch!) on Wednesday, 05-Apr-2006 23:28:38

I'd never be with allyfarrow, london2, or...Joseph. No offense Joseph, but you're my girl's boy and I don't do that shit. :)

## Post 73 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 06-Apr-2006 3:15:31

I think the people who post here can still know the true meaning of love. Like me, I think I do. And still ... I mean what's wrong with a little joking around and flirting? Lol

## Post 74 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Thursday, 06-Apr-2006 8:14:03

Take the comforts of a campfire for example...On cold an evening night such a fire keeps our bodies warm. A campfire also besides providing for wamth also makes for the hot embers to roast foods upon so as nourishment may be readied for consumption. Beside many a campfire their is the roasting of marshmellows, don't know how filling they are but certainly a fun food to prepare. Then too the late evenings by a campfire that somehow when several gathered together it seems more oft than not so too songs of melody burst through the night and may linger till dawn of new.

## Post 75 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 06-Apr-2006 9:59:37

Wow. That certainly brings this down. That was way to heavy for what should be a lively and not so diar topic. And I know the meaning of love cat lover, and I still posted to this board. I also respect my girlfriend as well as many other females, who have earned my respect, and I still posted to this board.

## Post 76 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Thursday, 06-Apr-2006 10:13:54

Guys, this board wasn't lively, it was insulting, to say the least, and besides, you can flirt all you want when you're single, that's different ines, in my opinion at least. You should be flirting if you are single and interested. But if you're not I still can't see how your partner would be ok with you posting that you'd like to "bang" other people. But that's the only point I wanted to make so feel free to continue. I just think it's worth thinking about.

## Post 77 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Thursday, 06-Apr-2006 15:20:36

Hell yeah! This topic is getting pretty damn interesting each day and here is my response as well. I'm sorry ladies but I really don't know any of you well enough to bang and even If I did I'd have to get to know you real well before the fucking comes. I also look for the loyalty and trust in a girl so on account I'm not one to cheat on anyone. So... yeah there ya have it.

## Post 78 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Thursday, 06-Apr-2006 15:35:17

Although I was quite flattered I made on Loui's list but it's not going to happen.

## Post 79 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 06-Apr-2006 18:39:00

yankee, i've lost what respect i might've had for you cuz of this post. it's not funny at all, and i'm sure it's quite hurtful to those who're being attacked. sex's supposed to be a beautiful thing, and you should do it cuz you wanna show the person you're with you love them. it shouldn't be something you just do for the hell of it, or to fulfill your sexual desires. i don't like the word bang either, it's disrespectful to say the least. sex should really be something special, at least in my oppinion.

## Post 80 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Thursday, 06-Apr-2006 18:45:15

chelsea, this was only meant for fun, I'm sure you'd agree, that none of us, would want to act on the desires, even if the chance, I only write shit here for fun,a nd some people take it all way out of line

## Post 81 by lights_rage (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 06-Apr-2006 19:15:08

yes but your fun hurts face it

## Post 82 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 07-Apr-2006 17:05:45

exactly. and correction here, i wont name names, but i know of people who'd act on those actions!

## Post 83 by Chifu (Generic Zoner) on Saturday, 08-Apr-2006 15:11:05

Where do I stand?

## Post 84 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Sunday, 09-Apr-2006 13:21:41

Wow, here we go. First of all I don't fuck. I don't bang either. I make love. Pure and simple. Second, no sex outside of marriage is a great notion, but it simply isn't practical. In an ideal situation, in a perfect world, sex outside of marriage wouldn't be neccessary, but unfortunitly we do not live in a perfect world, and thus very few ideal situations arise for us. It is very important to connect with the person that you consider marrying, on an emotional level, fulfilling each other's needs and making each other better people over all, mentally, communicating well, making each other think, laugh, and strive to understand more and more each day, and physically, pleasuring one another, trusting one another to surrender yourself when you are usually dominant, or being enspired to take control when you are usually passive. I do not, however, think that just because you have a poor quality sexual experience with a close partner, that you should discount them as a life partner or potential spouse. Problems in sexual encounters may be due to fear, medical problems, or trust issues which can all be dealt with if both partners care enough to try. Now, to Jenni, I shouldn't judge, but I am human, and thus imperfect and often I do judge others. It seems to me that if you are having phone sex with that many people from the zone, who, I might point out, you probably were not in committed relationships with, do not know well, and most likely have never even met in person, then you have some major problems. And then to go and say on a public board that you have done so, demonstrates a complete and utter lack of class. It seemed from your post that you were in a relationship with someone, my question to you being, are they aware that you are off having phone sex with guys on the zone? If they don't then you are a rotten bitch for hurting them so, and if they do know and don't care, then they are probably just as low down and dirty as you and aren't any real prise anyway. And last, if guys that you met over the net, and then had phone sex with actually did tell you that they wanted to marry you, then they are either cruel or imature to have said such things, with out really feeling them, or with out knowing what they were really feeling, and it also makes you very foolish and gullable to believe them. I have to agree whole heartedly with Wildebrew, and also with, oh crap, what was it, GC? CG? Something like that. Sorry. I would not have sex with some one that I did not know, and know well. That automatically rules out any purely internet relationships. I would have to meet them in person, many many times, love them trust them, be trusted by them, and be loved and respected by them. To say that there is no one on the zone that I might ever have a long term, loving and trusting relationship with, would be rash, as fate can shuffle things around and lead to sets of circomstances that might bring about such a situation, but for now, there is no one on the zone whom I trust, respect, love or feel comfortable enough with to even consider having sex with. In closing, sex can be, and should be a beautiful, giving, exciting, and wonderful thing, but those that take it lightly, scorn it, abuse it, or use it purely for their own pleasure or power are truly sad, sick, and pathetic individuals, who should be pittied and never emulated. Thank you, and please no hate mail. Have a musical day.

## Post 85 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Sunday, 09-Apr-2006 13:44:18

LaMusiqueDuSoirTristeEtBelle, I have to say that I agree whole heartedly with you. I know that there's many people here who say that this board is just for fun, and that people are taking it too seriously, but, come on. I mean, jeez. Most of you here seem to think that sex is nothing but something you do for the hell of it, or just for pure pleasure. You act as if there's no meaning behind it, and there is. There really is. But, I don't expect any of you to agree with me. That's just my opinion, and once again, I have to point out the fact that I agree whole heartedly with LaMusique and Wildebrew. Good job, guys.

## Post 86 by ItsJustBabyT (the price is WRONG, bitch!) on Sunday, 09-Apr-2006 23:06:00

When I posted on here, I meant it purely for fun, as with the other post with the similar topic. I do take sex seriously, and would never truly act out on what I've said.

## Post 87 by Beautiful Insanity (Princess is in the building!!) on Monday, 10-Apr-2006 17:15:10

this board is rather immature. but k, let's think. I wouldn't touch jessica cookies and cream, no dougoliver or cubs fan either. no spfan fucker either, yuck. I wouldn't touch patrick, he makes me sick. hmmmm, if any others come to mind I'll post again. oh yeah, and I wouldn't touch westy either. yuckers!

## Post 88 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Monday, 10-Apr-2006 18:01:10

lmfao kaitlyn, and amen tricia

## Post 89 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Monday, 10-Apr-2006 19:50:12

Damn Kaytlin, lol, and preach it sista Tricia, lol.

## Post 90 by Icedearth (Zone BBS Addict) on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2006 12:50:57

The price is wrong beeotch.

## Post 91 by blink183 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 14-Apr-2006 0:40:47

I would never fuck Curious Liam or J-Squared...again.

## Post 92 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Friday, 14-Apr-2006 16:58:05

again?

## Post 93 by Spirit Led Poet (a single snowflake falling from the stars above) on Saturday, 15-Apr-2006 23:14:25

oh goodness the zoners i wouldn't bang haha well lets start with the poster of this board, liam, birdman2004, joesef, daniel, black bird, and thats all i can think of now but if i come up with more i'll let yall know

## Post 94 by tear drop (No longer looking for a prince, merely a pauper with potential!!!!!) on Wednesday, 17-May-2006 19:14:40

Well, I'd not absolutely bang blackbird, yankee, or the count, thank god he is gone!!!

## Post 95 by trampazoid (Account disabled) on Sunday, 04-Jun-2006 5:19:54

Wow, I actually think this topic is a bit vicious, though some responses were amusing, like Blink-183's or whatever his name is. I'm sure it must hurt some of the people that were mentioned on here. To be told on a fucking public board that you're too unattractive to be had sex with is not cool.
I'm certainly not a prude, I just think that the person who started this topic has zero class but obviously a lot of time on his/her hands.

## Post 96 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Sunday, 04-Jun-2006 12:03:11

damn right! I don't care about most people said here, and post 95? you're on the list now! haahahhaa!

## Post 97 by trampazoid (Account disabled) on Monday, 05-Jun-2006 1:55:26

What? That sentence made no sense to me whatsoever.

## Post 98 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Monday, 05-Jun-2006 3:48:21

I believe Garret was trying to say that he dosn't give a fuck what people have said about him on this board. Nor do I on the ones I created or posted to.

## Post 99 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Monday, 05-Jun-2006 9:46:04

yes chris, and not to mention, I said that the person who made the 95th post, She's now labeled as unbangable!

## Post 100 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Monday, 05-Jun-2006 12:42:24

lmfao

## Post 101 by trampazoid (Account disabled) on Monday, 05-Jun-2006 12:48:33

Lol, you are so fucking funny!

## Post 102 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Monday, 05-Jun-2006 13:08:46

Thanks, I guess.

## Post 103 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 14:53:27

ah yes, from aprox 4 months since last post, new users have joined.
I must say that because of her dreadful voice, Computer Clown, is officially labeled as, unbangable...yet another zoner that gets this from me.
and let me once again say...if you were willing to hand over all of bill Gates's money, I still wouldn't fuck julia... thought that was worth mentioning.

## Post 104 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 21:44:17

Lol...these topics just never die. Good job bringing back your own board, Garret. And now I'm going to continue it.
There are only three people who immediately come to mind. First, Doug Oliver/DJDoug, because he's strange, slightly obsessive, and I think he'd just as soon pour water on me or throw ice at me than bang me, or any other girl, for that matter. Second, Greg/geemoney, because he put his dick size in his profile (although he said that wasn't personal information, but rather part of a rap song he was working on), and because although I think he's nineteen, he acts much younger. Third, Austin/The O, because he's annoying as all fucking hell and he's an idiot.
Woo hoo, that was fun. The end.

## Post 105 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 21:57:32

Right...I forgot Tyler/twkav. If you need a reason for that one, you've obviously never met him.

## Post 106 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Sunday, 01-Oct-2006 0:20:47

hahahahahaahhahaha chelsea! nice work!

## Post 107 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Sunday, 01-Oct-2006 0:58:59

another person I have to put on this board...is CK, A K A, clueless Kate, a k a Kittycat1234...she seems...well, need I say more?

## Post 108 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 14:46:44

and just for the record once again...never, would, I, fuck, julia!
thank you all, and have a shitty day.

## Post 109 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 17:18:27

And just for the record...I, would, also, never, fuck, Julia! You wouldn't think that'd need to be stated, but apparently it does, so...there. Lol.

## Post 110 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 17:39:53

lmfaolmfao chelsea...that would almost be...no, well, if you take the julia imagery out...

## Post 111 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 19:48:53

Right...so let's do that. Away with the Julia imagery!

## Post 112 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 19:52:45

agreed!

## Post 113 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Monday, 20-Nov-2006 18:32:05

Leave. Julia. the. fuck. alone. ass holes.

## Post 114 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 20-Nov-2006 20:39:07

Yeah, knock it off already. Damn. I bet the majority of you don't even know her.

## Post 115 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 5:46:44

Ok, time for the immediate mind entering trolls that I'd just rather slit my wrists than bang.
Julia, just makes me feel nauseated to think of sexually. Jenni, you'd have to roll her in flour and look for the sticky bit, and that's ignoring the fact she sounds like a truck driver. Candi, not surewhat it is, but ytdon't do it for me love. Madame Vel, Vickeroo, just another 2 that their voices just tell me no, there's something behind those voices that makes you wonder if they have chest hair all the way down to their testicles.
Being the slut I am, I can't think of any more that jump out at me, but I'll be sure to come back and let you know if something makes me hurl.

## Post 116 by Jesse (Hmm!) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 7:06:41

I would have none of them. My first time will be sacred, and saved for the woman I spend the rest of my life with, and I can say safely it won't be anyone on the Zone, although there are some very nice people here.

## Post 117 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 8:12:40

I wonder if I ever did include muffin aka cortney on my list? Oh my god that girl sounds absolutely hidious. and I'd have to agree with kev about jennny. role her in flour and look for the wet spot, totally. Can't think of anyone else right at the moment. so for now, I guess that's all.
Cam

## Post 118 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 9:14:47

It's too bad that the majority of you are utter and complete morons. I really do feel badly for you. You miss out on so much because you make snap decisions and judgments about people with whom you've never even had a proper conversation. You think Candi's a slut? Well, she's a sweet, kind and generous individual with morals and a strong sense of self. You think I'm a bitch? Well, I have strong principles, a mind of my own and an actual selfesteme. You think GuitarGod1 is uncooth? Well, if you actually read the board posts you'd see that although he does discuss sex more frequently than most he does so in a manner respectful of women and with more curtasy and knolege than do most of you. You think Julia sounds unattractive? Well, she is not only a very nice person, but she is well-rounded, intelligent and actually has opinions based on fact and an informed mind. I know many of you think Lawlord is pompus, overbearing and a know it all. Well, I'm sorry if his intelligence, far greater than that of most of you frightens you, or if his maturity makes you feel badly about your own childish acts. If you would just take your heads out of your collective ass and get to know people before making up your minds about them you'd be better people for it.

## Post 119 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 9:22:11

and if you'd take your head out of your ass, and observe that this is a bit of fun, then we'd have one board post less to read telling us all absolutely fuck all. Your opinion doesn't matter shit to me, I don't know you, and yet you've made the same snap judgements as you say we have. Well, it's all about opinions, so try smiling, and we'll hope it doesn't rupture your whole face.

## Post 120 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 17:04:57

wow Kev, that's just wrong... But funny, lol

## Post 121 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 17:38:25

That's funny, I would guess that I have a good deal more to smile about than do you. Let's see, good and true friends that exist outside of the internet community and also outside of the blind community, a real life full of real people and real places, a rewarding and challenging academic life, interesting and concerned professors, good health, culture, intelect, taste and musical ability. Yes, I do believe that I have quite a lot to smile about and I am in fact grinning right now. Ignorant people are amusing, and angry ignorant people are even more so, you see.

## Post 122 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 18:03:10

amen heather, go girl!

## Post 123 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 18:52:49

So, I need to add LaMusiqueDuSoirTristeEtBelle to my list now, as she's judged me without ever speaking to me. at least she's implied that she has all those things and I don't well, nice, but people who judge me without getting to know me aren't worth the energy I'd put into banging, so even if you're hot enough, I still wouldn't waste my jizz in you.

## Post 124 by The Luggage (Zone BBS Addict) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 19:32:43

Hahahahahaha! I guess La Musik personage hasnt heard my Audio Profile yet huh Kev! Ahahahahahahaha!

## Post 125 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 20:24:07

hahahahaahahahahahahahahah kevin! agreed on laMusique btw

## Post 126 by Mystikil queen (The one and only Dark Princess!) on Wednesday, 22-Nov-2006 1:09:39

lol I have to jump in here and put my two sence in here. Ok I have to agree, with the no sex before marage, what the hell is that all about? Come on. Lets get real here. Ok not to afend anyone, but some people do that, and lets see I think they call it saving them selfs fore there partenar.. Now fore me, no can do. I have to take it for aride. hahaha I am not one who can not have sex before I get maried. I mean, what if one saves them selfs, and after they get maried they discover that the one they are maried too is an offle lover. Then what? I just don't see how that can work.

## Post 127 by Jesse (Hmm!) on Wednesday, 22-Nov-2006 7:32:39

People have done it for years and years, and they have happy marriages. Personally, I'd rather feel like I am giving all of myself to the woman I'm spending my life with, rather than having slept with several girls beforehand. To me, it's just more sacred.It really seems slightly unfare of you though to bash my choice, because it is a choice that if reversed, can not be undone. In otherwords, I can always be where you are but you can never be back where I am again. While that may not seem like a big deal to you, it is to me.

## Post 128 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Wednesday, 22-Nov-2006 7:35:45

Jesse, I respect your views, as we all have different standards/morals, and reasons for them, but why are we having the discussion here? this is a board about who you'd not bang, you wouldn't bang anyone which is cool, and worthy of being written, but surely the whole sex before mariage debate is better discussed and given due thought and consideration on an apropriate board, where like minded people might care to post.

## Post 129 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Wednesday, 22-Nov-2006 10:49:30

Go Jesse, always trust your own ideals. Oh, and if I found my self with the jiz of a certain person anywhere on let alone in my body I'd shoot my self in the head. Enough said. I don't think I'll be checking this board in future or posting here either. So, to all the crude insensative bastards out there, you can go back to posting lists of people with whom you'd not have sex and who quite frankly would probably not have sex with you either. If it boosts your egos then go right on ahead. I'll not waste my time interfearing any longer.

## Post 130 by Mystikil queen (The one and only Dark Princess!) on Thursday, 23-Nov-2006 6:05:37

Ok well. I wasn't saying that to offend anyone. And if I did, it was never what I ment to do. I have friends of mine that do the same thing. I respect your choice to do what you want. so once again, I didn't mean to offend anyone.

## Post 131 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2007 8:23:49

Their is only one person I would never! ever! have sex with, and that's Lutherk. I do have others that I'd never! do, but I'd rather get run over with a truck, then have sex with the mentioned one...even though I stupidly went out with him. yuck!

## Post 132 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2007 15:26:13

damn, I'm kind've surprised he hasn't been mentioned more. lol

## Post 133 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2007 16:33:16

Eww, lutherk? can't blame you. Nastay.

## Post 134 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 24-Jan-2007 18:28:11

I'm surprised that he hasn't been mentioned as well! You'd think that other people would have put him in, but they didn't. I'm just so! lucky that I never went that! far with "looser Lutherk", and never! ever! wanted to bang the the asshole. Yuck! gross! nasty! We're not even friends anymore...thank god.

## Post 135 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 28-Jan-2007 6:18:53

Okay, I said I had others that I would not! bang in any shape or form....for anything in the world! I wouldn't even tuch these ones with a 1000 foot pole. Black Bird and the Roman Battle mask. Others I just wouldn't cause...well...I just wouldn't.

## Post 136 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Sunday, 28-Jan-2007 10:22:16

Liz judging by the standard of the guys you would bang, I'm honoured to get on your list of those who you'd not. thank you kindly.

## Post 137 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Sunday, 28-Jan-2007 16:11:11

look the shy worst posting here... lol
here's my list: lutherk, genius j, lutherk, frosted flakes, lutherk, tig, sorry you're nice and funny but... no. lutherk, scottish alan, lutherk, jrimer, lutherk, wolfeman, lutherk, and... if I remember others I will tell you.
oh, and another one I'm not sure I mentioned... lutherk

## Post 138 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 28-Jan-2007 16:57:01

Lory, you did about 5 times...lol.

## Post 139 by Austin (the magic fan!) on Sunday, 28-Jan-2007 17:57:02

well. bang? sorry don't do that. I don't judge people. I don't have a list and the people that said they wouldn't bang me. I don't care. there you go.
I get to know people beofre i make a judgment. and i can care less what you all say. im done!

## Post 140 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 28-Jan-2007 20:39:13

wow, that's! so! amazing! there's! only! one! exclamation! mark! in! austin's! post! lmao.

## Post 141 by Austin (the magic fan!) on Sunday, 28-Jan-2007 22:00:50

there was only one.

## Post 142 by jmbauer (Technology's great until it stops working.) on Sunday, 28-Jan-2007 23:59:55

So now this board has an echo?

## Post 143 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 29-Jan-2007 0:08:12

Okay, my newest addition to this board: forereel. Yeah, just ... no. He scares me.

## Post 144 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 29-Jan-2007 0:52:34

My last one. Nomkee..

## Post 145 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Monday, 29-Jan-2007 8:01:41

totally agree about nightmare forereel and nonkee. and munkey either. and.. another one I'm surprised wasn't mentioned here... the topspeed2 fan. just, no. even if it could save my life

## Post 146 by Austin (the magic fan!) on Friday, 02-Feb-2007 18:16:55

ok. hahahahahahhahahah im laughing at this shit
"Third, Austin/The O, because he's annoying as all fucking hell and he's an idiot."
two things, How the fuck do you know? and how about i judge you? No, i don't to that. I could be a absolute ass and say a few hurtfull things. I'm not anoying, if anything i'm one of the nicest people you come across. I also don't hit on people because i respect people. ok, im done.

## Post 147 by Austin (the magic fan!) on Friday, 02-Feb-2007 18:20:28

I've spoken my peace on this topic.

## Post 148 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 02-Feb-2007 20:02:15

Lmao Austin.

## Post 149 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Saturday, 03-Feb-2007 9:44:15

Austin, thought you kept saying that this board meant nothing to you. Yet you're going back on that so often, it makes me think you cry into your pillow every morning because you aren't able to share your sperm with any "living" woman. and you never will.

## Post 150 by jmbauer (Technology's great until it stops working.) on Saturday, 03-Feb-2007 20:54:11

Garret, you need not describe my situation to the whole zone.
And...the dead ones are the best; you and I both know that.

## Post 151 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 04-Feb-2007 1:04:24

Okay, I got another two that I wouldn't bang in this lifetime or any other. Mad dog, and forereel. Not that I don't like forereel, but I, just wouldn't.

## Post 152 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 17-Feb-2007 6:24:04

Oh and I'd never! ever! in any lifetime bang either Twkav, or Kory J either. Mostly cause of their ages, and maturity levels, wich one of them has none!

## Post 153 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Saturday, 17-Feb-2007 6:37:41

what's wrong with Ather?

## Post 154 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 17-Feb-2007 6:46:39

Pardon my ignorence, but who's Ather?

## Post 155 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Saturday, 17-Feb-2007 10:58:14

maddog

## Post 156 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 17-Feb-2007 19:45:05

Oh! Well, I just don't like how he comes across to me. Plus, I just wouldn't do him.