# what's that noise?

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 04-Sep-2009 4:22:19

One night at about 3 am my wife was getting up from the toilet to return to bed when she heard a little noise. It was a suspiciously rodent like sound that seemed to be right in the bathroom with her.
She, of course, froze and listened attentively for any further sign of invaders. After a moment, satisfied that she was alone, she took a step for the door. Rodent scratchy sounds again!
She froze, not breathing. Silence. Her heart beat fast as she once again tried to retreat from the bathroom.
This time the noise was accompanied by something touching the back of her leg! That was, of course, too much to bear. She literally flew the 8 feet to the bed, clearing the foot board by a couple feet, to land screaming by my side.
This is not a pleasant way to wake up. Scrambling into consciousness, now scared half to death myself, I managed to get the light on.
The culprit was right there in plain sight, a trail of toilet paper neatly marked the path from bed to the bathroom

## Post 2 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Friday, 04-Sep-2009 9:13:04

Oh wow...

## Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 04-Sep-2009 20:21:02

wow...

## Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 05-Sep-2009 3:13:05

Lmao! Oh wow!

## Post 5 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Saturday, 05-Sep-2009 6:53:38

uh?..wow..

## Post 6 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Sunday, 06-Sep-2009 15:15:26

that's sooo grooss

## Post 7 by MBULLET4058 (awww. see? i knew my opinion mattered to you!) on Sunday, 06-Sep-2009 17:06:42

lol, gross and funny!!!!! NICE!!!!! :)

## Post 8 by the whed wonderful whabbit (Zone BBS is my Life) on Sunday, 04-Oct-2009 17:24:08

random!

## Post 9 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 06-Oct-2009 18:53:38

Yuck!