# Pun alert!

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 24-Sep-2008 21:15:15

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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'
11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
12. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
13. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
14. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
17. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
18. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!

## Post 2 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Thursday, 25-Sep-2008 4:04:20

Cute. The baseball one was funny, and so was the hat one.

## Post 3 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Thursday, 25-Sep-2008 8:16:25

hahahaha!! good as usual!

## Post 4 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 25-Sep-2008 8:37:00

Thanks, Becky. I love puns. Someone sent me almost the exact same list this weekend, so it must be making the rounds. Thanks for posting.
Lou

## Post 5 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Thursday, 25-Sep-2008 12:25:28

Thanks fo rthe list. Great ones.

## Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 25-Sep-2008 14:59:01

I've heard some of these before too, Lou, but enough of them were new to me that I decided to post them.

## Post 7 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 25-Sep-2008 15:51:08

Becky, you rock. So did this list of puns. Puns are great! Hahahaha, huge hugs.
Cheers,
Simon

## Post 8 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 25-Sep-2008 16:26:17

Agree, Becky. The overall list made it worth posting.
By the way. The defnition of a pun is a slight shift of whit.
Lou

## Post 9 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 27-Sep-2008 5:17:06

haha. i like them. lol