# famous mothers

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 13-May-2006 15:11:53

MARY'S MOTHER: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? OY! Styling gel, mousse, something ... ?"
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew.

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 13-May-2006 23:16:06

lol, thanks for sharing!

## Post 3 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Sunday, 14-May-2006 1:13:37

Aww. And a great one for Mum's day.

## Post 4 by rat (star trek rules!) on Tuesday, 16-May-2006 8:45:15

lol didn't notice that