# swapping genders for a day

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Thursday, 28-Sep-2006 21:49:44

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her
body
to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted
the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their
school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
school,
came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and
stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove
home to
put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He
cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M.
and he
hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop
the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on
the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,
then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded
the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he
went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get
through
without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord,
I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being
able
to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned
your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were."
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

## Post 2 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Thursday, 28-Sep-2006 23:57:50

Lmao mmm

## Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 6:35:55

haha

## Post 4 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 11:43:05

I put this joke up on the joke board a while back, but it's still hilarious!