# idle thoughts

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 13-Aug-2011 16:05:59

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once---or twice..
I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height--which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
Is it me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO DO ENJOY THIS DAY !

## Post 2 by Meglet (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 13-Aug-2011 16:43:32

That made me smile. Thanks for posting.
-Meglet

## Post 3 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 13-Aug-2011 18:10:30

Hahahaha! I love these.

## Post 4 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 08-Sep-2011 23:57:26

Need I say I love these? Man, I'd love to chat with you I don't think I'd stop laughing though lol!!!! :)

## Post 5 by Freedomlocks (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 02-Nov-2011 19:51:50

dig it

## Post 6 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Thursday, 03-Nov-2011 18:27:49

Nice!