# If only it was this easy.

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Monday, 12-Jun-2006 11:59:36

THE FIRST AFFAIR
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate
love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his
shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.
Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until
eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!!"

## Post 2 by rat (star trek rules!) on Monday, 12-Jun-2006 17:02:51

lol! i didn't get that until the end. nice one!

## Post 3 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 12-Jun-2006 17:04:11

that's generally the idea with a joke rat.

## Post 4 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2006 7:31:06

Haha!!!! That#s great!!!!! I agree .. it won't be that easy.

## Post 5 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2006 8:34:55

I know that feeling..great joke!