# A Short Joke

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Matador (Veteran Zoner) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 1:11:13

This joke won an award (I can't remember which one) for best short joke of the year ... here goes:
A husband and wife are sitting together at home. The husband turns to his wife and says, "I want you to tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
The wife thinks for a moment and then says, "Your dick is bigger than your brother's."

## Post 2 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 1:39:36

haha sure she got a black eye

## Post 3 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 13:25:27

lol Funny.

## Post 4 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 14:01:17

Man, what a bitch!

## Post 5 by Maiden of the Moonlight (Zone BBS is my Life) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 14:14:44

Hahahahahaha omg, hilarious.

## Post 6 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 18:51:21

ouch. lol

## Post 7 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 20:11:38

hahaha that was crazy, I wander what happened to her after she answered his question.

## Post 8 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 03-Jan-2009 0:51:21

I concur with Janelle. She should get one anyway. He should work that bitch like Cinderella! lol!
It was funny

## Post 9 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Saturday, 03-Jan-2009 10:50:46

lmao raven

## Post 10 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Saturday, 03-Jan-2009 10:51:47

and i swear to god, if you say concur in one more board post, i'm gonna murder you! lol

## Post 11 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 03-Jan-2009 11:50:10

Oh, really? I concur that you should commit the crime of attempted first degree murder if I use the word concur in one more post. Come get me, baby! lol! lmao! roflrofl

## Post 12 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Saturday, 03-Jan-2009 19:36:29

lol rofllmao, ok just watch i'm showing up at your house tomorrow, you won't even know what hit you honey! lol
concur that!
lol :P

## Post 13 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 03-Jan-2009 22:10:29

Ooh! I'll be sure to sneak you in through my bedroom window. We wouldn't want my parents to catch you doing anything bad to me, now would we? jk lol! Love ya, Janelle.

## Post 14 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Sunday, 04-Jan-2009 18:24:12

lmfao raven and janelle, lmao. funny joke too

## Post 15 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Sunday, 04-Jan-2009 18:49:52

lmao raven, love you too