# How to cleen your toylet.

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 10:11:33

Somehow I don't think Martha Stuart thought of this one...
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet
shampoo
to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind
the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually
enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
"power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that
there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog

## Post 2 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 10:43:13

lol

## Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 11:00:22

Aw'w'w'w'w'w'w'w'w'w'w! poor kitty!

## Post 4 by Selena Fan (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2007 13:38:04

Man that was funny! I was expecting a lesson in how to clean your toilet, maybe something easier than what they taught me at that training school!

## Post 5 by battle star queen (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 04-Aug-2007 18:07:28

Do you have any other ways to clean a toilit?

## Post 6 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Sunday, 05-Aug-2007 0:44:24

haha!

## Post 7 by Selena Fan (Account disabled) on Sunday, 05-Aug-2007 17:53:35

The cat would clean it faster than you could!

## Post 8 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 05-Aug-2007 18:08:23

lvoed it.

## Post 9 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Sunday, 05-Aug-2007 18:50:16

hahahah Roflmao! nice one. Good job.