# church gossip

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 04-May-2006 9:46:01

CHURCH GOSSIP
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did
not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George,
a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George and
several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.
George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.
Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house .. walked home.... and left it there all night.
You gotta love George.

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 04-May-2006 18:51:52

good one!

## Post 3 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Monday, 12-Jun-2006 1:51:24

Now how come nobody posts anything this funny more?