# positive slogans for those with incontinence

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2008 22:34:48

With the U.S. population rapidly aging and fattening,
the National Institutes of Health is attempting to remove
the stigma of incontinence so more people will seek help,
saying, "We as a society need to get over our discomfort
with this subject so that incontinence sufferers receive
the compassion, acceptance and care they need."
So, you must be wondering what kinds of slogans can be used to put a positive spin on the problem. Well, urine luck...
1. Give yourself a warm feeling all over.
2. Urine good pants.
3. Keep going and going and going... and that's OK.
4. Was it in you?
5. If you're happy and you know it, wet your pants.
6. Hey, bladder, bladder... hey, bladder, bladder... spring!
7. Stink outside the buns.
8. Even Michael Jordan was a dribbler.
9. Pee all that you can pee.
10. Enjoy a soothing warm bath -- in the comfort of your own pants.
11. Can you smell me now?
12. 100% more comfortable than having a catheter shoved in your
peehole.
13. Waste is a terrible thing to mind.
14. You look good in yellow!
15. Relief? You're soaking in it!
16. Relax and go with the flow.
17. Good to the last drop, wherever it lands.
18. Piss first, ask questions later.
19. Be the Whizzer of Aahs.
20. You haven't left skid marks like this since you had that
'66 Camaro.
21. Go wee, wee, wee, all the way home.
22. Incontinent? Urine luck!
23. Pissing: It's not just for swimming pools anymore!
24. Do the doo.
25. Give YOUR pants the fresh, clean scent of ammonia.
26. Don't worry, be soggy.
27. AARP: "P" is part of who we are!
28. Astronaut tested and approved.

## Post 2 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2008 23:59:18

LMAO! This is good. Thanks.

## Post 3 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 17-Jan-2008 0:01:25

lol Oh man! I have to stop laughing. That's definitely worth saving and sending off to friends.

## Post 4 by frequency (the music man) on Thursday, 17-Jan-2008 0:53:02

o my god! now that one made me actually laugh. good one.

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 17-Jan-2008 6:48:49

Very good, despite the fact that it's a, well you know, l l l list.
My only question is, did you derive these from your own personal experiences?
I have one to add to the list:
29. Plop plop, fiz fiz, oh what a relief it is.
Bob

## Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 17-Jan-2008 9:14:08

ha ha

## Post 7 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 17-Jan-2008 11:37:42

lol....i like it becky!. very good!

## Post 8 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 18-Jan-2008 0:47:09

Nasty Lol!