# the diagnosis

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 15:27:25

A woman went to her doctor for her annual checkup. After an examination, the doctor sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order."
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well, my sweet daughter... we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have terminal cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."
After three or four martinis, the two were feeling much less somber.
There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end.
"I have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave the woman their condolences, and they had a couple of more martinis.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer. Yet you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS."
The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone."

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 16:55:25

Now, that's thinking ahead.
Thanks.
Bob

## Post 3 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 22:31:26

Yes. So it proves that women are at least as smart as some birds. lol

## Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 01-Mar-2007 4:31:00

hey, that's good

## Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 23-Mar-2007 2:10:28

I know I couldn't think fast like that if I were in here shoes. lol