# Hero pig

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Saturday, 29-May-2010 11:27:37

A man from the city went to visit his cousin in the country, who ran a family farm. The farmer was excited to show him this pig he had. The pig was in a sty all by itself, and it had a wooden leg. "This pig is really somethin'!" said the farmer, "We were asleep last month and a burglar tried to break into the toolshed. This pig jumped his fence and ran the burglar off. And just a couple of weeks ago, while we were sleeping, a fire started in the kitchen and this pig jumped the fence, ran into the house and literally dragged us out of bed!"
"Wow!" said the city guy, "So how did he get the wooden leg?"
"Oh that," said the farmer, "Well, you know, a pig like that, you can't eat 'im all at once."

## Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 30-May-2010 19:47:36

Lol! I wasn't expecting that punch line. Nice one!

## Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 07-Jun-2010 10:00:19

nice one indeed!!

## Post 4 by FaithinGod4ever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Monday, 14-Jun-2010 22:08:54

I was two days away from telling this joke, but in a different way. But it looks like you beat me to it. GOL! It's funny and really awesome!