# Working On The Fourth Husband

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by season (the invisible soul) on Saturday, 27-Nov-2004 0:42:29

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died." "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband." "He died of a broken neck." "A broken neck?" yes "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

## Post 2 by Jess227 on Saturday, 27-Nov-2004 1:24:02

LOL! Good one! I take it now the friend knows that the women is a black widow and loves to kill. Good joke!

## Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 27-Nov-2004 9:30:27

Brilliant!.Eh dear are we have pasta e fungi tonight oh ok no no reason...I was just curious

## Post 4 by Caitlin (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 28-Nov-2004 1:52:03

Lol. Kind of reminded me of Goodbye Earl by the Dixie Chicks for some reason.
Caitlin