# 3 friends

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by PrincessCarlie (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 15-Aug-2007 3:11:30

> BUBBA, COOTER AND GOMER
>
>
> Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The
> morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
> friends, Cooter and Gomer.
> The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first,
> and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face
> is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
> The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
> The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought
> Gomer in, to confirm the identity of the body.
> Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
> Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it
> ain't Bubba."
> The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had
> two assholes."
> "What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician. "Yup, we never
> seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba
> with them two assholes.

## Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 15-Aug-2007 6:21:11

lmfao!

## Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 15-Aug-2007 15:12:16

lmaolmaolmao!

## Post 4 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Wednesday, 15-Aug-2007 15:28:53

haha!

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 16-Aug-2007 1:13:49

hahahaha!

## Post 6 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 16-Aug-2007 18:58:09

Those two damn a-holes! lol