# Poor Groom

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 0:23:22

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"
"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he
gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."

## Post 2 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 0:45:36

Aww, that's so sad, poor groom.

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 1:25:22

LOL, cute.

## Post 4 by Morgan_Lynn (Account disabled) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 4:25:29

Ha ha Janelle, that was funny..
And aww, poor groomy.
Love ♥
Morgan

## Post 5 by Mumbledore (... procrastinating again. i meant to write this days ago.) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 8:54:34

haa! it's his own fault for getting married in the first place. blah to marriage!
now lets see how many people tell me i'm heartless and mean and wahtever. lol

## Post 6 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 11:16:32

lol I wouldn't want to be that police officer when the chief finds out.

## Post 7 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 31-Dec-2008 11:22:38

If I were the groom, I just spend the night in jail. In Raaj's opinion (lol!, and I concur), the guy lucked out.

## Post 8 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Friday, 20-Mar-2009 9:14:56

Dan you're heartless and mean and What ever. Try again sir.

## Post 9 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 23-Mar-2009 13:44:32

awwww, poor groom! lol; cute, though.

## Post 10 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Wednesday, 25-Mar-2009 18:45:26

lmfaooo, poor groom.