# who's in charge?

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2006 20:32:46

My Colonoscopy
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge,"
said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the
legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and
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the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge
If you don't send this to at least 8 people....
who gives a Shit

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2006 21:57:42

Okay, sulli...t-roy, I started with the administrators of the zone.
Thanks, it was funny.
Bob

## Post 3 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Thursday, 21-Sep-2006 0:26:49

LOL!!! good one!!! :-)

## Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 21-Sep-2006 6:55:18

hahahahahaha.
love it

## Post 5 by Nick6489 (11 years a Zoner) on Friday, 22-Sep-2006 17:57:35

that rocks.

## Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 23-Sep-2006 10:50:47

lollol!