# over 40 guidelines

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## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 05-Jul-2005 23:51:19

Many of us "Old Folks" (those approaching 40, WAY over 40 or hoveringnear
40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.
We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not
we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you
may have seen on the streets, the following combinations
DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis andliver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least ...a personal favorite:
13. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.