# BlackBird VS. Harp!

Category: Game Parlor

## Post 1 by Ukulele<3 (Try me... You know you want to.) on Tuesday, 04-Oct-2005 19:18:32

Before we go any further, I would like to say that I have gotten permission from both parties to post this!
As most of you may know, BlackBird and Harp have been the main instigators of most of the Quick Note conversations on here. Some users find it very annoying but others, like me, find their obnoxiousness very amusing.
This topic is a contest dedicated to BlackBird and Harp in order to see which one of them is more, or indeed less, desirable!
Your answers to the following questions will help us determine who is better at what, so I should advise you not to be bias in any way! Please remember that you must choose either A. or B. in answering these questions.
Let us now proceed!
Question 1: Judging by your conversations with them, which do you think sounds the sexiest and why?
A. BlackBird
B. Harp
Question 2: Judging by your conversations with them, which of them do you think sounds more intelligent? What did they say that made you think this? (Are you out of your mind?)
A. BlackBird
B. Harp
Question 3: If you were stuck on an island with the two of them and was forced to have sex with one of them, which one would you choose? And why? (Men, don’t be shy!)
A. BlackBird
B. Harp
Question 4: Judging by the Quick Notes and Board Posts, who do you think seems the most sensitive? (What gave you that idea?)
A. BlackBird
B. Harp
Question 5: Judging by your conversations with them, which of them would make you moan more and how?
A. BlackBird
B. Harp
Question 6: Which of them, BlackBird or Harp, would you rather think about while masturbating and why?
A. BlackBird
B. Harp
Now that you’ve successfully answered these remarkable questions, sit back and read the other users’ remarks!

## Post 2 by Tara-Lee (Newborn Zoner) on Tuesday, 04-Oct-2005 19:41:48

hehe, cute Michelle. Question 1: B, bc his voice is kinda cute ;) Question 2: More intelligent? Hmmm I think they're both intelligent. Question 3: heh, stuck on an island, whom would I have sex with? Neither, lol I can hold out. Question 4: I haven't read their Board Posts, only the quick notes, so I don't have good answer to who I think is the most sensitive. Question 5: Make me moan more? Hmmm, me ;) kidding. Question 6: Neither. I have thoughts of someone already. :) .. this is the 1st board i've replied to!!

## Post 3 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Tuesday, 04-Oct-2005 19:43:12

Well, I don't like being the first person to answer these things but here goes.
1. I think Harp is the sexier of the two, I really can't say why, there is just something about him and his personality but I wouldn't count blackbird out, but to me, harp is sexier.
2. As for the more intelligent, I think honestly blackBird is the more intelligent of the two. He jsut seems to bring up valid points that are kind of hard to argue over.
3. If I were stuck on an island with one of them, I would much rather be with Harp cuz he seems to be more open-minded and willing to experiment more things while we are there.
4. BlackBird seems to be the most sensitive to me. He seems to take into consideration how people might feel about certain subjects, and while he will state his oppinion, he would do it iin a way in which he might not offend people.
5. Harp would make me moan more, just by his words, as a matter of fact, he seems like he would be really good at vt/skype sex.
And for the last question.
6. I would probably think about harp more while masturbating cuz, again, that goes back to the more sexier of the two, again, though, I would count blackBird out.
Peace
Jess

## Post 4 by martin (The One And Only) on Tuesday, 04-Oct-2005 19:49:26

Well no1 expected this but here goes enjoy!
1. B. this is because he has a sexy tone to his voice and plus I’ve met kev.
2. B. once again its dan as I feel his topic of potatoes to me turns me on and sounds really intelligent.
3. B. when dan talks to me about potatoes, he really gets me wet and I really wanna fuck him again.
4. A. Kevin doesn’t care what people think but does care for his friends this is what makes me think this.
5. B. I’m really sorry but it goes back to potatoes again and the things Dan can do with a spud (potato) really makes me moan.
6. B. as this has all bin so fun I’d think about dan and the way he caresses my body with his long tongue.
I hope you've all had a laugh at my expense LOL.

## Post 5 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Tuesday, 04-Oct-2005 20:08:19

1. Blackbird I like how demanding he is and think he would be real dominating.
2. A. blackbird again I don't remember anything off hand but when it comes to books and other stuff he seems to be knowledgeable either that or he's a better boolshitter
3. On this I think I might have to stray from 1 and 2 a little Harp has a more masculine voice, probably a tight ass too! so.. well. if I had to!
4. Harp. he told me I smelled of fish this morning how much more loving can you get!
5. hmmm, that's a toss up, see answer 3. but Blackbird does have long hair, ya know what hairs for right? to pull on and then he'd squeal like a little bitch!
6. damn, umm. well. lets see, tight ass Harp, or squealing Blackbird, damn. that's a tie I think!

## Post 6 by sjtaylor (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 04-Oct-2005 20:15:43

Question 1: Judging by your conversations with them, which do you think sounds the sexiest and why? Mmm, too hard to decide, i want them both, *quivers*
Question 2: Judging by your conversations with them, which of them do you think sounds more intelligent? What did they say that made you think this? (Are
you out of your mind?) Yes.
Question 3: If you were stuck on an island with the two of them and was forced to have sex with one of them, which one would you choose? And why? (Men,
don’t be shy!) See question 1, yummy.
Question 4: Judging by the Quick Notes and Board Posts, who do you think seems the most sensitive? (What gave you that idea?) hahahhhahahhaa. actually i think they're tied. mmm, see that? tied? *fantasises a little longer*
Question 5: Judging by your conversations with them, which of them would make you moan more and how? We've been there, they leave me a quivering mess burning with desire, *pants*
Question 6: Which of them, BlackBird or Harp, would you rather think about while masturbating and why? Thweety, why oh why must I choose one. It's hard, really, really, hard. Oh, sorry, too much info?
Now that you’ve successfully answered these remarkable questions, sit back and read the other users’ remarks!
Yeah, someone may have actually had something sensible to say so might even do that. *grin*.

## Post 7 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 04-Oct-2005 20:31:13

Okay, I'm feeling brave, or maybe I've lost my mind, but here goes:
1. I guess it would have to be Blackbird because I've talked to him more often and have seen him talk about sex more often.
2. They both seem intelligent. I can't pick one over the other.
3. Again I can't pick. So I would have to tie them both up and have sex with both of them.
4. I think Blackbird is the most sensitive based on a couple serious conversations that we've had.
5. I'm sure they could both make me moan. I would like to try them both out.
6. I guess I would have to say Harp because he has a really sexy voice in his audio profile and imagining that voice saying really sexy things to me while I masturbate could send me over the edge. I haven't heard Blackbird's voice.

## Post 8 by Precious (The elusive One) on Tuesday, 04-Oct-2005 22:27:00

Ok here goes
Question one: Since I seem to have a fear of voice chat, I have not heard either of their voices that much, I do like them both, but Harp does have a sexy voice
Question two: I think they are both intelligent, Blackbird is just more open about it. He speaks his mind more freely than Harp does
Question three, Hmm, can't I have them both? Lol this is a hard one. While I do think Harp is the more adventurous of the two, Blackbird has this way about him, I think he would be gentle/caring, and I would feel safe
Question four: Here again, I believe they are both sensative in their own way, but blackbird shows it more. While he can be sarcastic, he also has a more serious side to him.
Question five: Which of them would make me moan more? I think that would be blackbird, I dont' know why though, there is this intensity about him...
Question Six: Must I answer this one? If I answer it, I will have to admit to masterbating, and if I don't answer it, yall will think I am a coward lol. Since I am not, I'll answer.
It would be blackbird, I can't say why though.
I'm saying no more now!

## Post 9 by asdfghjkl (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 04-Oct-2005 22:36:36

1. B. I've actually heard his voice; he actually made a real audio profile instead of Kev, who uploads mockeries of other people's audios, which he didn't even create in he first place... ohhh.
2. B. Dan is quite blunt, and so is Kev, but Kev, in my opinion from what I've seen of the two, is much more closed-minded. But he's not as bad as a certain someone around here, LOL! I'll give him that. *Pats on the back for Kev, LOL.*
3. Uh,... if you know me, you know my views on that, but ... B. Dan, don't look at me...!!! Hey, maybe I am crazy, but who the Heck cares, right?
4. Well, we're not talking about insensitive here, right? So... well, Kev tends to react more... drastically? And Dan can be calm, quick, and witty with his comebacks,... so I choose B.
5. No comment.
6. See the above answer; no comment.
...Well, you told me to be honest, so... sending!!!

## Post 10 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 1:21:31

OK SG, you were disappointed I didn't answer, here goes (btw how come the html never works on my posts; thought they fixed it)
Question 1: Judging by your conversations with them, which do you think sounds the sexiest and why?
A. BlackBird
B. Harp
Yep gotta say B Lol
Question 2: Judging by your conversations with them, which of them do you think sounds more intelligent? What did they say that made you think this? (Are
you out of your mind?)
A. BlackBird
B. Harp
Um, neither really. Lol I haven't had an inteligent convo with either ahha .. yeah probably B cos I've known him longer. and the fact he tells me that he lets people know where they stand, um, to prevent emotional mis-understandings.
Question 3: If you were stuck on an island with the two of them and was forced to have sex with one of them, which one would you choose? And why? (Men,
don’t be shy!)
A. BlackBird
B. Harp
Lol probably B again but wouldn't rule A out either :)
Question 4: Judging by the Quick Notes and Board Posts, who do you think seems the most sensitive? (What gave you that idea?)
A. BlackBird
B. Harp
Mmm hard one. probably B. they both have their moments I think.
Question 5: Judging by your conversations with them, which of them would make you moan more and how?
A. BlackBird
B. Harp
um, both?
Question 6: Which of them, BlackBird or Harp, would you rather think about while masturbating and why?
A. BlackBird
B. Harp
Probably B cos again, have known him for longer! Lol but I never do.
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## Post 11 by cuddle_kitten84 (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 8:48:21

i don't think i should answer this, as i like both of them, there has to be one neutral in here, but harp does have a sexy voice, and sounds, just a little bit, like dennis in eastenders.

## Post 12 by cuddle_kitten84 (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 8:59:57

aurrrg, i'm only doing this for a certain person on here.
1 B, ujuuuuumg, he sounds a little bit like dennis.
2, i'd have to say A on this one.
3, neither, i have a fiance.
4, A again.
5, i'd have to say B
6, B definitely. i love that voice.

## Post 13 by firetiger (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 9:01:33

Ok firstly i would just like to emphasise that i find neither guy sexy or desirable as I am a lesbian, but if it was a life or death situation then these would be my choices.
Question 1: Judging by your conversations with them, which do you think sounds the sexiest and why?
This would have to be Harp, his voice is nicer.
Question 2: Judging by your conversations with them, which of them do you think sounds more intelligent? What did they say that made you think this? (Are
you out of your mind?)
A. BlackBird because i've had longer conversations with him about varied topics.
Question 3: If you were stuck on an island with the two of them and was forced to have sex with one of them, which one would you choose? And why? (Men,
don’t be shy!)
B. Harp. Sorry Kev, but Dan really makes me laugh sometimes so that helps lol.
Question 4: Judging by the Quick Notes and Board Posts, who do you think seems the most sensitive? (What gave you that idea?)
A. BlackBird. Dan is a shagum and leavum kinda guy.
Question 5: Judging by your conversations with them, which of them would make you moan more and how?
A. BlackBird. In exasperation lol.
Question 6: Which of them, BlackBird or Harp, would you rather think about while masturbating and why?
I would never ever think about either of them while maturbating and that is that lol.

## Post 14 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 9:10:27

Hmm, well, with the exception of question four, all my answers would be B. Hayley's right in that Dan is a shag'em and leave'm guy, and while it is true that I do have first hand experience of Dan, so he is the one I am choosing, and while it could be considered that I might not know what I would be missing out on in terms of Kev, my mind is made up. Sorry, borring, but there. lol

## Post 15 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 9:11:42

Btw, apparently I need to have a conversation with my boyfriend about his sexual preference. lol

## Post 16 by cuddle_kitten84 (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 9:21:22

lol, very brave of you fire tiger.

## Post 17 by Ukulele<3 (Try me... You know you want to.) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 9:35:11

Ok. I am hoping that this won't totally ruin our friendship but hehehehe I've decided to cast my votes in!
Answer 1: Though I find the two of you sexy, I would have to go with B. (Harp) because when he gets really upset, he sounds really hot. heheheh His moans and groans when he's frustrated really, urm, sound sexy and it makes you just want to...!!! *pukes*
Answer 2: Now, I know I spacifically said that we had to choose one of them for displaying intelligence and after trying to choose between them, I regret having put this question in! However, I believe that A. (BlackBird) is the more inteligent of the two because Harp apparently has no idea that by being a premium, you get 2 minutes to record an audio profile, not 20 seconds! So Dan, go fix your audio profile!
Answer 3: If I were stuck on an island and had to choose one of them to have sex with, I would have to go with B. (Harp.) BlackBird's screams of pain wouldn't appeal to me at all and with the loss of his foreskin, his skills might not be in tact yet!
Answer 4: Awww! Sensitivity has always been something I look for in a male partner and I believe that A. (BlackBird) has got it way more than Harp. I mean, Gosh! He's posted more in to my "I HAVE MY PERIOD TODAY!" topic than I have! Now that is what I call sensitive!
Answer 5: Now as to who would be more likely to make me moan, I would have to say A. (BlackBird) because when Harp starts with the potato thing, it immediately turns me off and there would probably be no chance of any moans for him. Blackbird doesn't impersonate accents or sound weird in any way so he could probably make me moan more.
Dan: "Hi Thweety!"
Answer 6: Now if I were to ever find the need to masturbate, I would probably like the thought of B. (Harp) because of the dreams I have had of him. hehehehe I'm not saying that he could ever be as good as the Dream Harp but I can just Imagine that he is! hehehehe Well, thinking back on those dreams, Dan probably isn't even half as good as the dream Harp was!
So now that I've answered these questions, are we still friends? heheheheeheh Of course we are! You two will miss me too much if we aren't friends anymore!!!
*sexy*

## Post 18 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 9:39:26

lol Michelle

## Post 19 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 10:14:33

Ok, it has been decided that I should give my opinions on this, so here goes.
1, If I had to choose at all, it would have to be B, I don't think he sounds at all sexy, but then I guess I think I sound even less so.
2, Again, think this would have to be B Harp, simply judging by the women he shags, he seems to have had many nice ladies, and so can't question his intellegence there.
3, hmm, as the question says both of them, does that mean there is 2 of the miserable bastards? as for my choice, it would have to be A, So many people throughout the years have told me to go fuck myself that this just seems the greatest opportunity I would ever have.
4, Oh, this would have to be Dan, he was so hurt when I told him I wouldn't allow him to have bum sex with me, and having seen the distress I realise he's just way too sensative.
5, Well, being as I'm one of the wanker brothers, I guess I make myself moan the most, and though if Dan tried to butt fuck me I'd complain, I think it would be more like a scream than a moan.
6, Well, Let me see, if I imagine dan having had a sex change, and become Dana, then I guess it would be so, but I don't think in his current state, I could think of him, dick would go flacid and that would be that. Think of myself, that suggests I find myself desireable and I'm not sure that's the case either, so I guess neither of us, which isn't an option, but I can't do better than that, and I'm not the first to say so.
Thank you Michelle for doing this, it's funny, and thanks to all who have the guts to post.

## Post 20 by FatMegara (Newborn Zoner) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 10:47:29

okay okay. here goes,
ahem.
i love you both and want to have wild, intelligent, sensitive, moaning sex with both of you on an island while masturbating ...
did i cover all the questions? *checks*
yeah i trhink i got them all. kay bye
*spork*

## Post 21 by shea (number one pulse checking chicky) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 12:07:12

alright, michelle I'm finally replying! 1. hmmm, Dan! It's all about the voice. need I say more! 2. um, I would have to say both on this one! 3. do i have to choose only one? hehehehe 4. I would have to say Kev! He is so outspoken, but at the same time he is sensitive about it! 5. hmmmm, Dan it's all about the voice again! 6. hmmm, I wont answer this one then i would be admitting to masterbating. I'm not all about that! I'm an angel remember! hehehehe smiles!

## Post 22 by Doug V (Everyone's favorite CL) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 14:31:59

well first off - speaking from a FATHERLY point of view I dont want sex with either one of them that would be insecst - and I am not into that. But I would say they both have good quality voices. dan for pashion and kev for being demanding and a leader type. 2-I am equally proud of my boys for their intellegence levels - they make a father proud. 3-on the island since all of you have said one or the other - I would set back and let them go at it with each other so they neither one would feel left out, (HEHE)4-I think they both are equally sensitive just on different issues. 5-AS I HEAR IT THEY ARE BOTH PACKING 10 inchers and if that dont make you moan nothing will. 6-
as i hear it 2 are better than one ... hehehe

## Post 23 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 16:15:33

now, I am posting answers to all of these questions,
1. He may piss me off, but blackbird has the sexier voice,, only cause I rarely talk to harp
2. got to be harp, blackbird calls everyone a wanker, and that's not all that inteligent
3. I really don't want to fuck either of them, if I had to choose though, it would be harp, only because he doesn't call me a wanker, and if you call me a wanker, I believe you want to see my wanker, not till zone pictures are available for those hopefuls.
4. without a doubt, harp is more sensitive than blackbird. Again back to the wanker reference.
5. Neither would make me moan, but If I had to choose, it would be blackbird. for the fact, of, well I don't know
and finally, the most disturbing
6. If I had to jack off to 1 of them, it would be blackbird. Because, he's got a better voice.
Thanks michelle, I can now not jack off, for fear of thinking of blackbird or harp.

## Post 24 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 18:09:27

my answer to every question is, neither!

## Post 25 by EssenceOfFaith (The Creamy Apple) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 18:23:30

For my answers, see jesmonsilva's post, lol. Nah, jk. My answers are exactly the same as hers, but for different reasons, so here goes.
1. Harp and blackbird: both quite alike and both kinda sexy. But let's think here. Kev's a few years older than Dan, which probably means more experience. I don't really know or care. Harp just has a voice and personality that really turns me on. Like, I know that with him I don't have to be just dominant or just submissive.
2. Kev's a good debater; I like that. I wouldn't say that he's more inteligent, but I think maybe I notice Kev's inteligence more.
3. If I were stuck on an island with one of them, I would much rather be with Harp. The name speaks for itself. A part of me feels, what kind of notes and sounds can I produce with this one? Again, it all goes back to that hot voice and personality that just makes me wet and horny. Well, not really, but I don't doubt that it could. Although blackbird does seem like he could have some interesting sex ideas.
4. I think blackbird shows his sensitivity a lot more. And he's been encouraging to me. Something about him just makes me feel like I can't help but be comfortable around him.
5. Harp would make me moan more, which naturally means that I would masturbate to him as well.

## Post 26 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Wednesday, 05-Oct-2005 20:32:09

ok i have a fiance that i love so no ideas, and harp your cool too but i'll answer this honestly, and i don't masterbate anylonger but that is long story. Question 1: Judging by your conversations with them, which do you think sounds the sexiest and why?
A. BlackBird of course kev love the accent, and how he is more expressive although harp does have his own bit of a sexy voice.
B. Harp
Question 2: Judging by your conversations with them, which of them do you think sounds more intelligent? What did they say that made you think this? (Are
you out of your mind?)
A. BlackBird This can be difficult because they both can be when kev's not drunk or being a wanker and dan only when he's not being a prick although he's a prick 80 percent of the time indearing me to him even more but im going for kev.
B. Harp
Question 3: If you were stuck on an island with the two of them and was forced to have sex with one of them, which one would you choose? And why? (Men,
don’t be shy!)
A. BlackBird most deffinatly
B. Harp
Question 4: Judging by the Quick Notes and Board Posts, who do you think seems the most sensitive? (What gave you that idea?)
A. BlackBird if this can also include pqn's deffinatly kev he's a sweety.
B. Harp
Question 5: Judging by your conversations with them, which of them would make you moan more and how?
A. BlackBird i'd have to say prob bb because he seems more expierienced and hot.
B. Harp
Question 6: Which of them, BlackBird or Harp, would you rather think about while masturbating and why?
A. BlackBird well to be honest em but bb would be my second choice but em still wins out over both
B. Harp
Now that you’ve successfully answered these r remarks!

## Post 27 by chocolab (move over school!) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2005 11:57:57

1. Harp is more sexy because I have a thing for guys with low voices. 2. I think Harp'sBlackbird's more intelligent he knows how to work that jaws or whatever screen reader sword quite well. 3. I'd probably go for Harp, again it's the low voice thing and how sweet he is. 4. I think Harp can be sensitive, he does call me chocolate Vel. 5. I guess Harp would, and as for masturbating to one of them, I don't do that, well I've never thought about a guy like that so I can't really answer that.

## Post 28 by chocolab (move over school!) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2005 12:13:05

Kev is more intellegent, in the demanding do things now type of thing. As for street smarts, I'd have to say they're equally matched.

## Post 29 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2005 12:48:35

Well, against my better judgment, here goes. I apologize in advance for any mental scarring.
1. Well, nobody likes the sound of there own voice, and frankly, Kev's doesn't do it for me either. It might be his accent that doesn't work for me, maybe his harsh demanding tones just don't have the mellow resonance to make me go week at the knees. I'm really not sure of the reasons, though I suspect it has a lot to do with the cock he has swinging between his legs. I'll try SoundForge and pitch change though and if it makes a difference I'll be sure to let you all know. Failing that I'll get the cash together and send him back to hospital to have the rest removed!
2. Last time I had a conversation with myself I was a total dick head. Kev all the way.
3. Allowing for the meta physical impossibilities of this question, I'd have to go for Harp. I mean how many times, Banks and mortgages aside, in your life to you truly get the chance to fuck yourself?
4. Hmm, I guess I'll just have to go with the flow on this one and say that kev is the more sensitive. i consider him to be the soothing balm on the shaving rash of life! Where as I, am just the rash.
5. I think I'd make myself moan better than kev would. the sheer relief of not being with Kev is bound to illicit a few groans of ecstasy.
6. As you Americans would say, that's a no brainer. I always think of myself while masturbating. With a tall busty blonde being taken in some outlandish orifices at some outlandish angles, mmm. I'd love to write more but I'm off for a wank.

## Post 30 by Flidais (WISEST IS SHE WHO KNOWS THAT SHE DOES NOT KNOW) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2005 13:58:37

1. B—He has the sexiest accent and he says my name so prettily
2. C: both A & B lol
3. C: both A&B *grin*
4. B—Kev’s way more brutally blunt about things
5. C: both A&B
6. D: none of the above- sorry guys! But I love you both, really I do!

## Post 31 by bashful (professional hypocrite) on Thursday, 06-Oct-2005 20:32:07

um...oops. had that wrong. Let me try again. 1. b
2. b
3. b
4. a
5. um...
6. n/a

## Post 32 by Sincerity (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 07-Oct-2005 1:04:49

1: That's difficult, man I don't know you two enough but I'll attempt to make this as truthfully/amusingly as I can. Well I'd have to say A-blackbird, because I've talked to him enough to be able to hear him say such things. 2: God damn you... hmm, A-blackbird again, because I've heard him argue his point well and I've only heard harp do it once, and it was against me lol. 3: If we all stuck on the island, depending on the time, it'd come down to rape if we all went insane enough... So I'd say both, wow, would that be something interesting.... uh, anyways... yes yes moving right along... 4: That one would depend, like, easily annoyed kind of sensitive, or simpathetic? As for easily annoyed, they'd be equal, and for simpatheticness (is this even a word?) I'd say it was a tie too. 5: I think I must say B- harp on that one, because he sounds like he just doesn't care about much and that can be really sexy when used the right way. As for how he'd do it? Let's not go there, really, let's not... 6: I'll give good reason for this one, I'll say A: blackbird because when thinking about someone, you need to have spoken to them enough to know what to imagine them saying. And I've spoken to him enough to imagine. Plus, he's the only one of the two whose ever said my name to me before so there's just not enough info in my head about harp to ever touch myself for him, sorry harp. God I'm gonna be teased for this thing for ages to come, watch. lol :D bye

## Post 33 by Brooke (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 07-Oct-2005 15:07:01

1. I think Blackbird sounds the sexiest. I can't pinpoint exactly why. He just does it for me, LOL!! 2. I really can't pick which of them sounds more intelligent. Even though I've only talked to Harp a few times, they both seem very intelligent. 3. If I were stuck on an island with the two of them and was forced to have sex with one, it would be Blackbird. 4. Based on some conversations we've had, I would say that Blackbird seems to be the most sensitive out of the two. 5. Blackbird would make me moan more. 6. I would rather think about Blackbird while masturbating. Oooh wait, okay, I've already done that, LOL.

## Post 34 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Friday, 07-Oct-2005 19:26:59

brook a woman after my own heart. I say u and I go bring blackbird to an island and see who he wants to have sex with first. lol

## Post 35 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 07-Oct-2005 19:34:06

kev mate, get saving, you need to buy an island!

## Post 36 by Ukulele<3 (Try me... You know you want to.) on Saturday, 08-Oct-2005 20:13:28

heheheh This is great! Kev, you should change your rank now. It seems that you are fuckable afterall. heheheheh
Any more brave posters who want to vote?
*sexy*

## Post 37 by Char (The sexy canadian) on Saturday, 08-Oct-2005 21:01:33

1. They both sound sexy to me... No explanation there.
2. I don't know, both?
3. I think I'd have sex with kev, just because I think it would be a good fuck! lol! i'm sure dan would be too, but i really can't answer both for every question lol...
4. Hmmm, good question. I don't think any of them are really sensitive.
5. I think that blackbird would make me moan more... From when I've spoken to him on vt and on quicknotes he's said a few hmmm, shall i say erotic things?
6. Hmmm. I think i'd say kev again for this answer because of the previous answer basically.
There ya go kev, satisfied that i ainally posted? lol

## Post 38 by Char (The sexy canadian) on Saturday, 08-Oct-2005 21:12:55

Hey, i meant finally, not anally! lol typo

## Post 39 by maccafan (Opinionated Bastard) on Saturday, 08-Oct-2005 21:59:04

This is probably the strangest and hardest questions i've ever had to answer. I have only been on Ventrillo for a month or so, and i consider these two gentlemen two of my best friends on or off of the zone. Picking between these two gentlemen is like chosing who is my best and second best friends. I see them as equals when it comes to friendship. That said, here goes.
1. This would be Dan. He has such a pleasant smooth sound to his voice. Mr. suave, sophisticated lady killer. And i suspect the bobbies will find the bodies one day. Kevin's voice, although not unpleasant, is a bit brusker in tone. I do love hearing Kevin get amused though.
2. This is a difficult quesion. Both are, in my opinion very bright, but since I must choose, I would have to say Kevin. Why? Kev is very knowledgeable on a variety of subjects. That is not to say Dan is thick. Far from it, but I think Kev slightly edges out Dan on this one.
3. YIKES!!!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!!! How the hell do you answer this question? Ok here goes. Kevin would probably get pissed off because i did it wrong and bannish me to the other side of the island and throw coconuts at me if I came back around. So i guess my choice would be Dan. He would probably just laugh it off and suggest a differant approach. Plus, Dan is my bitch.
4. This question is extremely subjective. They have both exibited great sensetivity, but since I must choose I think dan would very slightly edge out Kevin.
5. Definately Kevin, But not in a sexual context. It has more to do with his sense of humor, although I laugh more than I moan.
6. Dan. See questions 1 and 3.
WHEW!!! I'm glad that is over.

## Post 40 by Muffin (Newborn Zoner) on Tuesday, 11-Oct-2005 16:28:01

1. I think Harp sounds the sexiest. 2. I don't think I can answer that because I think they both sound intelligent. 3. Definitely Harp because he still has his foreskin, LOL. 4. Blackbird seems like the most sensitive. 5. Harp would make me moan more, just by talking in that hot British accent. 6. I would rather think about Harp while masturbating.

## Post 41 by nightwish (Newborn Zoner) on Monday, 21-Nov-2005 5:17:48

they are both great guys, I met Kev through my son's dad about 5 years ago and knew dan from school, dans the tallest out of the two and kevs well um a little shorter. but I honestly can't answer these questions, if I were to be stuck on an island I'd make sure my son's dad was with me, i'm a faitful type of girl you see! I guess there isn't much point in me replying to this topic as I have given no real answers, considering as I know them both, I guess I could say more but as I just said I'm faithful so I best not let dirty thoughts enter my mind, lol

## Post 42 by mini schtroumpfette (go ahead, make my day I dare you!) on Friday, 27-Oct-2006 10:23:20

Ok, against my better judgement, I'm going to resurrect this topic.
1. Note, I've never spoken to either of them directly, therefore my answer is solely based on their audio profiles. Although Kev has that demanding quality in his voice which is seductive to me, the silky smoothness of Dan's voice gets my vote.
2. I think they're both intelligent, but since I have to pick one, it'll have to be Kev, because Ive had more contact with him. This is a slightly bias answer, hehe.
3. Hehehehhehehehehe, can't I be greedy and say both? But since I can't, I'd have to say Kev for 3 reasons:
the first, that naughty/bad boy image which I sometimes caught a glimpse of is just mmm delicious!
The second, I sense that Kev is both, a gentle yet firm lover which makes me want to...
Thirdly, Kev cares whether or not a girl is fulfilled and pleasured. I'm not implying that you don't, Danny Dan Dan, smiles.
4. Here again, I have to say Kev, because I've seen his sensitive side which endears him to me, smile.
5. Both, Dan for his velvety voice whispering sweet nothing in my ears, and Kev for his technique and devilish nature.
6. Kev, see answer 3.
Now I shall run and hide.

## Post 43 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Saturday, 28-Oct-2006 0:09:12

Question 1: Judging by your conversations with them, which do you think sounds the sexiest and why?
Harp. Why? Maybe it's the accent thing, I dunno.
Question 2: Judging by your conversations with them, which of them do you think sounds more intelligent? What did they say that made you think this? (Are
you out of your mind?)
BlackBird. Granted, I don't really talk to Dan all that much, so I really don't know. *shrugs.
Question 3: If you were stuck on an island with the two of them and was forced to have sex with one of them, which one would you choose? And why?
BlackBird. again, *shrugs.
Question 4: Judging by the Quick Notes and Board Posts, who do you think seems the most sensitive? (What gave you that idea?)
BlackBird. Lol, is calling Kevin sensative an insult? I really don't know why, just my impression.
uestion 5: Judging by your conversations with them, which of them would make you moan more and how?
BlackBird. haha, I am NOT answering that question.
Question 6: Which of them, BlackBird or Harp, would you rather think about while masturbating and why?
think I'll just skip over this one...

## Post 44 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 28-Oct-2006 0:47:40

I dunno why the hell I'm doing this, but...okay.
Question 1: I can't really say one or the other. I've only heard them in their audio profiles, and while Kevin's voice is, as Kimmy said, kind of demanding, and that appeals to me, Dan's is just...mmm.
Question 2: I can also give no definite answer to this question. I'm going to have to say both of them, although Kevin does make more typos. :P And yes, I am out of my mind, thanks.
Question 3: Kevin, because Dan is engaged, and also because I've heard plenty about Kevin's philosophy of making sure the woman is satisfied as well as himself.
Question 4: Since this question specifically said "judging by the quick notes and board posts", my answer is an emphatic NEITHER OF THEM.
Question 5: Erm, well, I've never actually discussed anything even remotely sexual with Dan, so...Kevin. Although, Dan's voice is, as I've already said, very...mmm.
Question 6: Hmmmmm...let me try it with each of them and get back to you.

## Post 45 by Blondie McConfusion (Blah Blah Blah) on Wednesday, 15-Aug-2007 3:53:32

I need to go to sleep!
Question 1: Judging by your conversations with them, which do you think sounds the sexiest and why?
Harp because I did say he has the sexiest voice on the zone. lol
Question 2: Judging by your conversations with them, which of them do you think sounds more intelligent? What did they say that made you think this? (Are you out of your mind?)
blackbird, because dan is just full of shit. lol
Question 3: If you were stuck on an island with the two of them and was forced to have sex with one of them, which one would you choose? And why? (Men, don’t be shy!)
Harp because he is the cum god.
Question 4: Judging by the Quick Notes and Board Posts, who do you think seems the most sensitive? (What gave you that idea?)
Blackbird cuz he's a care bear.
Question 5: Judging by your conversations with them, which of them would make you moan more and how?
blackbird, voicemail... enough said. lol
Question 6: Which of them, BlackBird or Harp, would you rather think about while masturbating and why?
harp again because he is the cum god.
Now that you’ve successfully answered these remarkable questions, sit back and read the other users’ remarks!

## Post 46 by Ukulele<3 (Try me... You know you want to.) on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2008 16:26:36

lol I almost forgot about this! Dan's out of the mix now so Kev/BlackBird has the playingfield all to himself! Thanks for the laughs, guys! heheheeheh

## Post 47 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2008 20:04:52

Michelle, thanks for bringing this back to the front, it's made me smile and laugh once more, and maybe just maybe we can get a few more answers. lmao

## Post 48 by Ukulele<3 (Try me... You know you want to.) on Thursday, 24-Jan-2008 11:32:40

lol Yes, Kev. You know, I forgot about a lot of the things mentioned here till I read it again. lol Those were the days. And don't be shy to answer guys. I'm sure Shea wouldn't mind. hehehehe
Michelle

## Post 49 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Thursday, 24-Jan-2008 12:03:24

Michelle, I doubt we'll get many new responses if any, people are too pussy to answer these days, at least the kind of people we'd like to see reply. lol