# Dear God

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by medical queen (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 20-Jul-2007 10:38:39

Dear God
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through
Washington , DC., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

## Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 20-Jul-2007 13:22:06

lol, good one

## Post 3 by Thundermist (Newborn Zoner) on Friday, 20-Jul-2007 13:37:23

We don't actually "pay taxes." In reality, Big Brother gives us an "allowance," and we're lucky to get that!
(In my home town, they raised taxes, but cut back on garbage collection: the city will not pick up trash from apartment buildings with three or more families.)

## Post 4 by speedie (move over school!) on Monday, 23-Jul-2007 8:35:21

Birth control via unbearable stench it would never work in Ireland
Smile
Stevie.