# love handles

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2008 23:43:37

Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself nude in a mirror, after a relaxing bath. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.
'God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She prayed.
And just like that.........
Her ears fell off.

## Post 2 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Friday, 14-Mar-2008 12:44:23

snorts!! random and funny!

## Post 3 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Friday, 14-Mar-2008 12:47:05

OMG it took me a second, but omg that is too funny! lol