# Sex jokes

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by angel mas (Newborn Zoner) on Monday, 21-Jan-2008 10:03:12

If you take offence easily don’t read any further! You’ve been worned!!
roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs and give me an hour
Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happened If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You don't multiply
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style and 69
Just for fun
Or getting paid
Everyone likes getting laid
Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

## Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 21-Jan-2008 11:08:25

Yay! I'm posting this around! Excellent!

## Post 3 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Monday, 21-Jan-2008 18:05:06

Lol! Nice very nice.

## Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 26-Jan-2008 0:19:22

Hahahahahahahahah, loved those. *smile*