# cleaning chickens

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 27-Apr-2007 12:06:44

"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.
"It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree. "You can blame this on my Daddy. The
reason I'm three hours late is Daddy sleeps naked!"
Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years.
So she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting
fears.
Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little
Sammy and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth.
"You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown Coyote.
The last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk Goat.
And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he
grabbed his gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git
him!'" Stay back, he yelled to all us kids!"
He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen
house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then he stuck that
double
barrel through the window of the Coop. As he stared into the darkness,
with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke had done woke up and come
asneakin' up behind Daddy.
Then we all looked on plumb helpless when old Zeke stuck that cold nose
in Daddy's crack!
"Miss Crabtree, we been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this
mornin'!"
Bob

## Post 2 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 27-Apr-2007 12:08:08

Hahahahaha! I thought that was going somewhere else...lol

## Post 3 by jamesk (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 27-Apr-2007 13:32:39

lol, lol, hilarous!!!

## Post 4 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 27-Apr-2007 16:48:14

Heheheheheheheheheh, thanks so much for a good laf!