# Twenty Dollar Bet

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by DrunkenMonkey (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-May-2005 19:49:00

Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The10:00 news was on. The news crew wascovering a story of a man on a
ledge of
a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
off of the
building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's
fair.
Here's your money."
Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and
knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Homer took the money.......

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 03-May-2005 10:54:44

blondes ...grin

## Post 3 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 03-May-2005 15:07:56

Blonds? Why do you think all blonds are the same!! But, funny joke though anyways.

## Post 4 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Saturday, 21-Oct-2006 23:33:41

oh my

## Post 5 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Sunday, 22-Oct-2006 10:03:02

hahahaha

## Post 6 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Sunday, 22-Oct-2006 19:27:16

Oy...it's blondes like this one, that give all us blondes a bad name.