# Noah's ark

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 07-Sep-2005 15:06:24

When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the
animals. "Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will
be NO SEX on this trip! All of you males take off your penis and hand
it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt.
After we see land, you can get your penis back."
After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was
very excited. "Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the
window to see if there is any land out there!"
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and
said, "Sorry, no land yet."
"Darn it!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. Mrs.
Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for
forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be
able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?"
"LOOK!", said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a
piece of paper...
"I GOT THE HORSE'S RECEIPT!!"

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 08-Sep-2005 14:13:48

LOL!