# top 15 signs your cat is overweight

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## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2007 14:40:57

15 Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.
14. Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair.
13. Always lands on her spleen.
12. Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
11. No longer cleans itself unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
10. Rosanne fits through your kitty door without the aid of lubricants.
9. Catfood dish replaced with Rush Limbaugh trough.
8. Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester pants suit.
7. It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.
6. "Steals breath" from all five quintuplets, simultaneously.
5. Larry King keeps trying to kiss it full on the lips.
4. Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.
3. He only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull.
2. Enormous gut keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Overweight...
1. Has more chins than lives.

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 11-Jan-2007 0:05:27

&LT;lol>
I like "6. "Steals breath" from all five quintuplets, simultaneously.""
Now that's some cat.
Bob

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 11-Jan-2007 7:25:05

That whole thing about cats stealing breath from humans is just an old wives tale, you do know that don't you? Uh, I seem to be having trouble breathing...help...cat get away from me...help!

## Post 4 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Thursday, 11-Jan-2007 19:20:31

Meow? hahaha nice one lol