# living in an Amish paradise

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 30-Aug-2005 17:30:47

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move
apart and back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old lady in a
wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until
it
reached the last number and then the numbers began to light
in reverse order. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old
woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son, "Go get your Mother."

## Post 2 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Saturday, 03-Sep-2005 23:26:49

LOL!!! Yet another great one texasread!!!