# New York Hookers

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 06-Mar-2005 12:59:59

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining
> and
>> > all the hookers were standing under the awnings.
>> >
>> > "Mom," said the little boy, "what are all those women doing?"
>> >
>> > "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.
>> >
>> > The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him
> the
>> > truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."
>> >
>> > The little boy's eyes get wide eyed and he says, "Is that true, Mom?"
>> >
>> > His mother, glaring hard at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.
>> >
>> > After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, what happens to the babies
> those
>> > women have?"
>> >
>> > "Most of them are cab drivers," she replied.

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 07-Mar-2005 12:04:49

LOL! I'll second that ...good 1..