# easy mistake

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 21-Feb-2007 9:02:35

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly
sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm
and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under
the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 21-Feb-2007 10:01:32

LOL, and here I was thinking something interesting was happening under the table.

## Post 3 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 21-Feb-2007 10:32:22

LOL becky. I thought that too. Hahahaha.

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 21-Feb-2007 16:03:46

You ladies both need counseling.
It was funny Iternity.
Bob

## Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 22-Feb-2007 12:15:51

Maybe you could be the counselor? Would you like to go out to dinner and discuss it?

## Post 6 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 22-Feb-2007 12:48:48

LOL becky. I was going to ask a similar question.
So . . . Bob?

## Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 22-Feb-2007 12:59:19

Are you two blondes joined at the hip? or where.
I, for one, would be embarrassed to ask a good looking guy like myself out for dinner on a public board like this. What would the other zoners think of you two wonton hussys?
Send me a pn and ...
Bob

## Post 8 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 22-Feb-2007 13:09:55

Rofl! Oh my gosh! bob, I'm so going to come back at you with something, but for now, I just had to laugh! Hahahahaha!

## Post 9 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 22-Feb-2007 13:12:29

I think we should both go to Texas and take him out to a fancy restaurant and embarrass the hell out of him by taking turns under the table making people think something is going on. LOL

## Post 10 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 22-Feb-2007 13:14:03

Hahahaha.
Bob?, Care to join us?

## Post 11 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 22-Feb-2007 14:02:07

Uh, sure, uh maybe.
*Turning red.