# Three wishes

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by medical queen (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2007 20:26:22

A guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came across this
salt encrusted piece of metal. He worked for an hour or so to remove
the salt. Lo and behold, it was a very old oil lamp. The guy started
to buff it to remove the verdigris when "poof" a genie appeared.
This genie, like all genies, was so happy to be freed of the lamp that
he granted the guy three wishes.
"I wish to be a dollar richer than Bill Gates," says the guy.
The genie wasn't sure who Bill Gates was until the guy told him to
check Forbes magazine. When the genie called up Forbes from inside the
lamp, he learned that Bill Gates was indeed, the richest man in the
world.
"Guy," the genie said, "You will forever be a dollar richer than Bill
Gates. What's your second wish?"
"Genie, I want the most expensive Porsche made: Fire engine red, on
board GPS and the finest audio system ever installed in an
automobile."
"That's easy, Guy," says the genie. He waves his hand and best car
anybody had ever seen pops out of the lamp. The genie then asks the
guy for his third wish.
The guy mulls the problem over and over. A girl--nah, with billions
and billions of dollars he certainly had become a girl magnet. World
peace? Only wackos want that. The guy could not find anything that
warranted using his third and last.
"Genie," the guy said, "I can't think of anything now. May I save the
third wish for later?"
"Gee, this is most unusual. But you hold the hammer, and I can't
escape from this lamp until you make a third wish. Call me when you're
ready," and whoosh the genie disappears into the lamp.
The guy carefully picks up the now-ever-so-valuable lamp and places it
in the trunk of the fire engine red Porsche. He turns on the radio to
balance the sounds and makes all the other adjustments needed to get
his great audio system customized to his ears.
After that, he pulls off the beach and heads south along the Pacific
Coast Highway. Soon he's up to 60, then 70, then 80. The Porsche
handled perfectly. The guy is so happy that he begins to sing along
with the familiar commercial on the radio.
"Oh, I wish I was an Oscar-Mayer Wiener..."

## Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2007 21:29:09

lol

## Post 3 by ~*Dark_Light*~ (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 07-Jun-2007 9:05:54

LOL!!!!

## Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 07-Jun-2007 19:25:30

lol, I figured it would be something like that.

## Post 5 by speedie (move over school!) on Friday, 08-Jun-2007 8:20:22

LOL!
Stevie