# Reposting of here's an idea in it's entirety.

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Sunday, 04-Jun-2006 2:33:07

I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then,
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You enjoy life, you party, and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on
tap, larger quarters everyday.
And then you finish off as an orgasm!

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 04-Jun-2006 5:48:32

i wish i could. it sounds so nice that way. lol

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 04-Jun-2006 15:06:36

Okay, glad to hear the rest of this.

## Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 04-Jun-2006 17:01:43

lol, love it!

## Post 5 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2006 9:37:58

excellent! I'll take it.

## Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2006 11:29:21

That's good. I guess old Siggy Freud was right after all, we do want to return to the womb.

## Post 7 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2006 11:41:05

And ending life with an orgasm. What a way to go!

## Post 8 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2006 12:22:54

nice