# the good, the bad, and the ugly

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 15-Jun-2005 21:13:26

&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Good: Your wife is pregnant.
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Bad: It's triplets
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT;
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Bad: She wants a divorce
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Ugly: She's a lawyer
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT;
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Good: Your son is finally maturing
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Bad: He's involved with the women next door
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Ugly: So are you
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT;
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Ugly: You're in them.
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT;
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT;
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Good: Your husband understands fashion.
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Ugly: He looks better than you.
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT;
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Bad: She keeps interrupting you
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Ugly: With corrections.
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT;
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Good: Your son is dating someone new
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Bad: It's another man
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Ugly: He's your best friend
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT;
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Good: Your daughter got a new job
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Bad: As a hooker
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients Way Ugly: She makes more
&GT;
&GT; &GT;&GT;&GT; &GT; money than you