# top 16 slogans rejected by McDonalds

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 13-Sep-2007 13:18:41

The Top 16 Rejected McDonald's Slogans
16> Tastes Just Like Real Food!
15> We Love to See You Waddle
14> Screw Jenny Craig
13> We Are Legally Obliged to Tell You That Grimace Is a Convicted
Sex Offender
12> America, Your Weight Is Over!
11> Same Crap, Same Prices -- Just Keep Buyin' It, Tubby
10> Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles,
Onions, Britney's an Insatiable Screaming Nymphomaniac
Who Barks Uncontrollably When She Gets It Doggy Style
9> Open Wide, You Lemmings
8> Wipe Your Chins, McLardbutt
7> Go Ahead and Sue Us, Tubby -- Your Bad Eating Habits Put Seven
of Ray Kroc's 19 Grandkids Through Law School at Harvard
6> Spill a Coffee and WIN!
5> Relax, PETA -- That Ain't Really Chicken
4> Super-Sizing Americans Since 1954
3> You Don't Want to Waste Away Like That Subway Guy, Do You?
2> You Deserve a Wake Today
and the Number 1 Rejected McDonald's Slogan...
1> I'm Shovelin' It

## Post 2 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Thursday, 13-Sep-2007 13:54:44

Becky good ones for sure I am surprise they didn't have have a big mack and and get a heart attack. sorry these things just pop into my mind. LOL

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 14-Sep-2007 2:38:10

&LT;lol> Very good.
My personal favorite is:
6> Spill a Coffee and WIN!
Bob

## Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 14-Sep-2007 4:34:42

lol. that's awsome

## Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 14-Sep-2007 9:36:09

love number eight: Wipe your chin, you lardbutt. lol

## Post 6 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 14-Sep-2007 14:24:27

good ones for real.