# deaf genie

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Friday, 01-Apr-2005 16:48:53

A man walks into a bar, he walks up to the bar and says to the barman, “wanna see something amazing?” “sure thing” says the barman. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny piano, he puts it on the bar, he then takes out a tiny stool and puts it at the piano. Last of all he takes out a tiny man, the man sits at the piano and begins to play. “amazing!” exclaims the barman, “how is that possible!” The man reaches into his pocket again and pulls out a lamp. The barman laughs, “yeah right!” he says. “no it’s true!” says the man, “just rub the lamp and you’ll see.” The barman takes the lamp off the man, and gives it a rub. There is a puff of smoke, and a genie appears. “what is your wish oh master!” bombs the genie. The barman thinks for a while and then says, “I want you to give me a million bucks.” “done!” says the genie, and disappears. The seconds tick by, and suddenly, a duck appears on the end of the bar, then another one, and another one, until the whole bar is swarming with ducks. The barman looks slightly taken aback and leans over the bar to shout to the man, “um, mate, I think your genie’s a bit deaf!” he shouts. “I know,” replies the man, “do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”

## Post 2 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 01-Apr-2005 16:52:57

very good

## Post 3 by Chels666 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Saturday, 02-Apr-2005 15:58:05

I love that joke!

## Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 08-Apr-2005 19:49:30

thats the best one ive heard in a long time.

## Post 5 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 20:08:52

lol

## Post 6 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 27-Oct-2006 6:48:49

good one

## Post 7 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 27-Oct-2006 6:52:29

lololol very funny.

## Post 8 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 27-Oct-2006 10:17:54

ha ha ha!
Thanks, very funny.
Bob