# A dog, a cat, and a dick ...

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by rebelwoman (Account disabled) on Friday, 17-Jun-2011 11:26:30

A dog, a cat, and a dick were sitting around a camp fire. The dog says, "I hate my master. He makes me piss on a fire hydrante!"
The cat says, "well my master's worse. He makes me crap in a box!"
The dick, in a rage, says, "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push-ups till you throw up!"

## Post 2 by Thunderstorm (HotIndian!) on Friday, 17-Jun-2011 11:33:39

hahaha wow.
Raaj

## Post 3 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Friday, 17-Jun-2011 11:57:14

oooooooollllllllldddddddddddd!

## Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 17-Jun-2011 15:28:31

haha that's good:)

## Post 5 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Friday, 17-Jun-2011 16:41:43

rofl funny

## Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Monday, 04-Jul-2011 22:28:33

Um ... no. Skeezed out by this one.

## Post 7 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Tuesday, 05-Jul-2011 17:56:39

God. Don't ask me why I read this crap.

## Post 8 by cheetalover1 (Newborn Zoner) on Tuesday, 26-Jul-2011 12:41:32

LMAO!

## Post 9 by Real Pimps Use Dial Up (Stop, drop, and belly rolls) on Wednesday, 27-Jul-2011 11:46:26

Why call yourself, "sunshine and rain"
how bout changing it to, "uptight and bitter" this was posted all in fun, don't be such a whining bitch and a sour puss... cheese and fucking rice you are so bitchy.. wait, did i say that already?
bitch, bitch, bitch..
and yeah, old joke, but still awesome

## Post 10 by rebelwoman (Account disabled) on Sunday, 31-Jul-2011 15:55:34

lol had to laugh @ I look good, haha took the words out my mouth.