# Jack and Bob go skiing

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## Post 1 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 2:52:18

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently 'widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light,"
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their
way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure
it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north?"
"Yes, I do."
Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 7:12:27

LOL...much better than what I thought he was going to say.

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 9:22:59

&LT;lol> surprise ending.
Bob

## Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 9:30:38

funny

## Post 5 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 13:36:41

nice