# sherlock holmes

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by the oracle (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 04-Sep-2016 13:13:34

now, it's not a very well known fact, that sherlock holmes had 3 sisters.
patrisha, teresa and ella
ella the eldest could never tell the diffrence between the other 2
1 day she invited holmes and watson to a piano recital patrisha was doing
they arived and they couldn't see patrisha anywhere in the crowd.
watson turned to holmes and asked, i thought patrisha was going to entertain us on the piano?
holmes looked at watson and said...
ella meant terry, my dear watson. ella meant terry

## Post 2 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 04-Sep-2016 14:10:05

Hmm!

## Post 3 by Nicky (And I aprove this message.) on Sunday, 04-Sep-2016 14:30:42

Good one. His catch line was elementary

## Post 4 by the oracle (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 04-Sep-2016 14:33:18

yep, what nicky said.
it's a bit of a new twist on it.. the other version is told a little too much lol

## Post 5 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 04-Sep-2016 14:53:02

First time hearing this one. Made me grin.

## Post 6 by Imprecator (The Zone's Spelling Nazi) on Sunday, 04-Sep-2016 15:48:50

There are some clips of Arthur Conan Doyle's voice on youtube.

## Post 7 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 04-Sep-2016 15:50:33

Well, Um.
Laughing.

## Post 8 by HellTabby666 (Shh... quiet, you might piss somebody off.) on Thursday, 26-Jan-2017 23:54:00

lol