# the importance of exercise

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 29-May-2010 10:58:21

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend
an additional 5 months in a nursing home...at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell he is.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I joined a health club last year ...
spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say,
....'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,.......
...... just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour, and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
You could run this over to your friends.........
But just e-mail it to them!

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 29-May-2010 11:16:20

lol; those are great!!

## Post 3 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Saturday, 29-May-2010 17:22:22

I love those! I mean, I work out but that's because I want to. Damn nazis drive everyone nuts!

## Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 30-May-2010 19:46:33

Lol! Those are quite amusing.

## Post 5 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Sunday, 30-May-2010 23:28:12

lol I love that!
If I get fat I should think about that.