# Santa's best pick-up lines

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 27-Nov-2005 21:05:59

Top 10 Santa Pick-Up Lines
1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
5. I know when you've been bad or good ... so let's skip the
small talk, sister!
6. Some of my best toys run on batteries.
7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what
the Mrs. calls it)
8. I see you when you're sleeping ... and you don't wear any
underwear, do you?
9. Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "naughty"
list!
10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

## Post 2 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Sunday, 27-Nov-2005 22:43:59

lmfao

## Post 3 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Sunday, 27-Nov-2005 22:44:38

downgrade that to a lmao sorry.