# Spaghetti

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Wednesday, 11-Sep-2013 8:07:06

For years, a man had been having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was
pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or marriage,
he offered her a large sum of money if she would go back to Italy to secretly have the child. Also, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would
provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard and write “spaghetti” on the back when the child was born.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to
begin.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to a confused wife. “Honey, she said, you received a very strange postcard today.”
“Oh, just give it to me & I’ll explain it later," he said.
The wife watched her husband as he read the card, turned white & fainted. She picked up the card & read it.
It said, “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti; three with meatballs, two without... send extra sauce."

## Post 2 by forereel (Just posting.) on Wednesday, 11-Sep-2013 15:11:41

he!

## Post 3 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Thursday, 12-Sep-2013 11:41:35

lol wow

## Post 4 by loves animals (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 08-Nov-2013 19:22:07

That was funny, smiles.

## Post 5 by hardyboy09 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 14-Nov-2013 2:31:26

Hahah.

## Post 6 by FaithinGod4ever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Monday, 03-Feb-2014 19:42:36

That was awesome! I needed that laugh. WHere did you find this one?