# Blondevision

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Jess227 on Saturday, 27-Nov-2004 11:43:26

A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 27-Nov-2004 11:52:50

LOL! good 1

## Post 3 by Jess227 on Saturday, 27-Nov-2004 15:28:15

Yup the blondie doesn't know the difference between a actual tv and a microwave haha. Some of the blonde jokes on jokes.com were kinda lame. This one was kinda funny.

## Post 4 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Saturday, 27-Nov-2004 15:30:24

I've heard this one a million times, but it's a good one!
Troy

## Post 5 by Jess227 on Saturday, 27-Nov-2004 20:46:32

First time I heard this joke.

## Post 6 by Caitlin (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Sunday, 28-Nov-2004 1:32:10

It's the millionth time i've heard it, but somehow it makes me smile every time ...
Caitlin