# The Talking Clock

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Hongsen (Zone BBS Addict) on Friday, 02-May-2014 10:37:51

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"

## Post 2 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Friday, 02-May-2014 12:33:35

lol awesome good one!

## Post 3 by Smiling Sunshine (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 02-May-2014 12:48:20

Lol! I literally laughed out loud.

## Post 4 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Friday, 02-May-2014 13:42:04

Haha! Nice!

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 02-May-2014 13:47:51

Very good. Thanks.

## Post 6 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 02-May-2014 13:56:51

Smile.

## Post 7 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 02-May-2014 18:31:31

Goodone,and it's been awhile since any jokes have been posted here,so thanks.

## Post 8 by blindaudio (Zone BBS Addict) on Saturday, 18-Oct-2014 11:44:46

That's awesome!
I gotta use that one sometime.

## Post 9 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Monday, 20-Oct-2014 20:37:30

Hahaha, good one!