# Um! Yeah!

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 13-Jan-2017 18:15:08

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven. "Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself. "The be feathered fellow at the Gates takes Arthur to the Throne Room and introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman? "God says, "Ah, yes. "Well," says Davidson, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters at high speeds.
3. The rear end wobbles too much, and
4. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust. "Hmmm... " replies God, "hold on. "God goes to the Celestial Super computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Arthur Davidson, "but according to My Computer, more people are riding my invention than yours! "

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 13-Jan-2017 19:04:35

Hahahahaha!

## Post 3 by Vampire Princess (Generic Zoner) on Saturday, 14-Jan-2017 13:33:20

LOL...I'm dying!

## Post 4 by Smiling Sunshine (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Saturday, 14-Jan-2017 18:11:23

lmao!

## Post 5 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 19-Jan-2017 21:47:03

lmao! hahahahaha, I'm fucking weak!

## Post 6 by Jack Off Jill (why the hell am I posting in the first place?) on Friday, 20-Jan-2017 14:30:39

I actually copied and pasted this over to facebook to my in laws. they ride motorcycles. they died of laughter

## Post 7 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Friday, 20-Jan-2017 17:52:46

Lol