# The Magic Baby

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by wahaha (Zone BBS Addict) on Monday, 01-May-2006 13:08:51

okay, so there's a family that lives together, mother, father, baby and grandparents. The child has never spoken, but suddenly one day the baby says "grandfather", that night the grandfather suddenly dies. The family is very sad over the death, but they are at least happy that the grandfather got to hear the baby's first words and it was to call his name.
A few weeks passed and the baby hadn't spoken, but suddenly one day he said "grandmother", that afternoon the grandmother died. Now the parents are getting really worried, they wonder what's wrong with the baby, if he has magic powers or something, so they put tape over his mouth to prevent him from talking.
A few months pass, everything's been going fine though.
One morning the wife goes to work, her husband is sitting with the baby and decides it would be okay to remove the tape, and the baby says "father."
Now the dad is really freaking out, he's worried that he's going to die, thinking of all the things he wants to do that day. Well, he gets through lunch and he's still alive, he gets through the afternoon too without a problem.
Its evening, he thinks he's survived, and his wife comes home from work.
The husband says, I have something I need to tell you, the wife says I have something I want to tell you, I just heard some awful news, so the husband lets the wife go first.
She tells him, I just heard some bad news, our neighbor Mr. Smith died this afternoon.
the end
:D
sorry, it was a bit lame...

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 01-May-2006 13:23:31

i think that started of good, then went wrong?

## Post 3 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Monday, 01-May-2006 14:51:16

I've heard this one before.

## Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 01-May-2006 17:49:45

i dont get the ending.

## Post 5 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 01-May-2006 18:59:59

the nabor was the dad

## Post 6 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 02-May-2006 7:42:04

LOL! Good 1

## Post 7 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Monday, 12-Jun-2006 11:56:13

Well at least they no who the daddy is.

## Post 8 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 12-Jun-2006 17:20:05

I like it, but it took me a while to get it. It's not lame, just above most of our heads for a while.