# Wedding Night

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by DrunkenMonkey (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-May-2005 19:47:27

At 85 years of age, Morris marries Lou Anne, a lovely
25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after
their
wedding
she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned
her
new, but elderly, husband may overexert himself if they spend the
entire
night together.
After the wedding festivities, Lou Anne prepares herself for bed
and
the
anticipated "knock" on the door.
Sure enough, the knock comes. The door opens and there is
Morris,
her
85
year old groom.
They "unite as one." All goes well. Morris takes leave of his
bride,
and
she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom
door.
And
it's Morris.
Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, Lou Anne consents to
more "conjugal bliss."
When the love-birds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a
fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but Morris is back again,
rapping
on
the
door, as fresh as a 25 year old. Ready for more passion.
But as Morris prepares to leave again, his young bride says to
him, "I
am
thoroughly impressed that at your age you are truly a great
lover,
Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says, "You
mean I
was
here already?"

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 03-May-2005 10:53:54

LOL! fair play to the old rascal

## Post 3 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 03-May-2005 15:11:07

Oh no!!!!!!!! Lol!!! Great one!!!

## Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 03-May-2005 15:34:14

thats cold! lol.