# Poor Daddy:

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Thunderstorm (HotIndian!) on Thursday, 01-Jan-2009 12:16:28

One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores."
A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig.
When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!"
Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"
Raaj.

## Post 2 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 01-Jan-2009 12:24:16

hahahahah, i've seen something similar to that, but it's still damn funny, though. Well done raajo.

## Post 3 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 01-Jan-2009 17:03:46

Oh, my grapes! Hilarious! I love it.

## Post 4 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Thursday, 01-Jan-2009 17:14:30

Lol, nice!

## Post 5 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Thursday, 01-Jan-2009 20:14:11

ahahahehehe roflmao! cool

## Post 6 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Thursday, 01-Jan-2009 21:19:34

omg raa+j, I've heard this joke a million times, but its still funny, lol