# southern medical terms

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## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 12-Apr-2011 23:37:07

Southern Medical Terms.
>> Southern Medical Terms
>> Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.
>> Artery......................... The study of paintings.
>> Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
>> Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.
>> Caesarean Section........ A neighborhood in Rome.
>> Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.
>> Cauterize.................. Made eye contact with her.
>> Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
>> Coma........................ A punctuation mark.
>> D&C........................... Where Washington is.
>> Dilate......................... To live long.
>> Enema....................... Not a friend.
>> Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
>> Fibula......................... A small lie.
>> G.I. Series.................. World Series of military baseball.
>> Hangnail................... What you hang your coat on.
>> Impotent................... Distinguished, well known.
>> Labor Pain.................. Getting hurt at work.
>> Medical Staff............. A Doctor's cane.
>> Morbid......................... A higher offer.
>> Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
>> Node........................... I knew it.
>> Outpatient................ A person who has fainted.
>> Pap Smear................ A fatherhood test.
>> Pelvis.................. ....... Second cousin to Elvis.
>> Post Operative........... A letter carrier.
>> Recovery Room.......... Place to do upholstery.
>> Rectum......................... Pretty near killed him.
>> Secretion...................... Hiding something.
>> Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
>> Tablet......................... A small table.
>> Terminal Illness......... Getting sick at the airport.
>> Tumour....................... One plus one more.
>> Urine..... ..................... Opposite of you're out.
>> Varicose....................... Near by/close by