# the lawyer

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 29-Oct-2006 2:33:14

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 29-Oct-2006 9:27:49

Ha ha ha!
I hate lawyers, unless I've hired them.
Bob

## Post 3 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 29-Oct-2006 9:42:02

This reminds me of an urban legend about a man who was riding on a public bus. He noticed that another passenger who had just boarded was bleeding. When the bleeding man was getting off, the observer saw that he was putting rings into his pocket. When the bus began to move again, the observer saw that the bleeding man had left a woman's hand grotesquely on the seat.

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 29-Oct-2006 11:49:59

I sure hope that's an urban legend. Haloween is near.
Bob

## Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 29-Oct-2006 11:52:58

eeeuuu!