# dolly and queen elizabeth

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2007 17:50:20

>same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be
>admitted to Heaven. The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one
>space in Heaven today so I must decide which of one of you will be
>admitted." The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason
>why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, "Look
>at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm
>sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for
>eternity." The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen
>Elizabeth the same question. The Queen walked over to a toilet,
>pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word. The Angel
>immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven"
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two
>of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply
>flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain
>that to me? "Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a
>royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2007 19:48:18

First, proofread before posting. Second, I posted this joke not long ago.

## Post 3 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2007 22:40:43

hahahaha cam, nice one.

## Post 4 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Thursday, 12-Jul-2007 1:15:16

well I don't always see which jokes are posted where. any gramatical errors or typos in the jokes I take no responsibility for, as I often just copy and paste them from emails I receive. If their are duplicate jokes posted, then complain to a cl and have them delete one of them, or you can cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!

## Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 12-Jul-2007 7:13:31

oh, lol!. grate joke cam!

## Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 12-Jul-2007 11:13:47

When I suggested you proofread, I was referring to the fact that the very beginning of the joke is missing.