# important speech

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 02-Mar-2006 14:56:14

President Bush was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he
asked one of his collaborators at the White House , Jenkins, to write him a
punch, 20-minute speech.
When Bush returned from the big event, he was furious.
"What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?", he demanded. "Half
the audience walked out before I finished."
Jenkins was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also
gave you the two extra copies you asked for."

## Post 2 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 03-Mar-2006 16:37:26

Ha! Great! That made my day! But you're forgetting, he can't even read in the first place! It'd have to be like a picture book or pop up book or something...