# Oh God

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 29-Apr-2005 11:38:10

&GT; A Catholic priest and a nun were
&GT; taking a rare afternoon off and
&GT; enjoying a round of golf. The priest
&GT; stepped up to the first tee and took a
&GT; mighty swing. He missed the ball
&GT; entirely and said "Shit, I missed."
&GT;
&GT; The good Sister told him to watch
&GT; his language.
&GT;
&GT; On his next swing, he missed again.
&GT; "Shit, I missed."
&GT;
&GT; "Father, I'm not going to play with
&GT; you if you keep swearing," the
&GT; nun said tartly.
&GT;
&GT; The priest promised to do better
&GT; and the round continued. On the
&GT; 4th tee, he misses again. The usual
&GT; comment followed.
&GT;
&GT; Sister is really mad now and says,
&GT; "Father John, God is going to
&GT; strike you dead if you keep swearing
&GT; like that."
&GT;
&GT; On the next tee, Father John
&GT; swings and misses again. "Shit, I
&GT; missed."
&GT;
&GT; A terrible rumble is heard and a
&GT; gigantic bolt of lightning comes out
&GT; of the sky and strikes Sister Marie
&GT; dead in her tracks.
&GT;
&GT;
&GT; And from the sky comes a booming voice .......
&GT;
&GT; "Shit, I missed."

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 30-Apr-2005 22:44:45

lol!

## Post 3 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Sunday, 01-May-2005 10:43:22

Lol.

## Post 4 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Sunday, 01-May-2005 15:20:49

Great one!!! I love that!!! Lol!!