# Cantsee3p0 vs Yankee G Wolverine

Category: Game Parlor

## Post 1 by mini schtroumpfette (go ahead, make my day I dare you!) on Friday, 14-Jul-2006 19:21:15

This board post is brought to you by Mini Schtroumpfette, and The Zone BBs where drama, popularity contest, gossips, and good laughs are a daily affair...
Note: My homage to Sexygurl86 as it is her board post: Black Bird verses Harp which gave me the inspiration to start this one.
Ok, enough with the babble... I know you are all eager to share your thoughts with us, so here goes...
For each of the following question, please choose either A: Cantsee3p0, or B: Yankee G Wolverine. Justify your answer where ever possible, and both, male and female are welcome to respond of course.
1. Which voice has the capacity to get you all hot and bother to the point where you'd like to have cyber-sex with him, and have him come all over your keyboard?
2. Who would you voluntarily choose to be locked in with for 72 hours and why?
3. Which one has the power to make you groan and moan as you fantasize about him, while masturbating?
4. Which of the 2 you wouldn't want to present to your parents because you think it will induce a heart attack?
5. You are living in a communist country. You have been ordered by the government to procreate! God forbid, but your choice is either Cantsee3p0, or Yankee G Wolverine. With whom would you spawn and spread the gene pool?
6. On a more serious note, if it is at all possible, Base on your interaction with these 2, with whom are you more likely to have a deep, and meaningful conversation?
Let the chuckles begin!!!

## Post 2 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Friday, 14-Jul-2006 19:26:32

this is sick, just sick I can do harp versus blackbird but yanky? Um? yeh?

## Post 3 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Friday, 14-Jul-2006 19:45:45

come on RDFreak, don't be shy, I wouldn't want to fuck you, but you don't see me complaining do you?

## Post 4 by jmbauer (Technology's great until it stops working.) on Friday, 14-Jul-2006 20:44:02

One, two, and three:
Any female member of either family, provided she's not over 40.

## Post 5 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Saturday, 15-Jul-2006 0:06:46

here's my answers
1. my voice is unnaturally hight, though daniel's voice is quite gay. I choose daniel's because it's quiet enough that I don't have to pay complete attention, and can use any otherr object to get me off.
2. I think if I was locked in a room with daniel, my ass would be a target, and my asshole ss exit only as far as I'm concerned.
3. I can masturbate to myself thanks daniel. I couldn't get off to another guy's shlawng like he can.
4. If people meet me, they might actually find me polite and considerate...oh wait...I'm reading another person's profile. So...I'd go with I'm more likely to cause a heart attack.
5. hmmm, I think that since my cock is bigger, and a big cock beats (no pun intended) a small cock every time. I think I shpould be used for procreation.
6. I find myself to be rather intelligent despite what I show on the zone. Daniel doesn't seem to have that quality. I feel that I'd make a more intelligent conversation because of that.
ok...so that's my answers. Hope you can enjoy them. and remember, if you don't, please kiss my ass, I'll be waiting to fart in your face if you try

## Post 6 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Saturday, 15-Jul-2006 0:09:11

should, high, other, is. rather
just correcting previous mistakes

## Post 7 by ItsJustBabyT (the price is WRONG, bitch!) on Saturday, 15-Jul-2006 0:15:44

1. Garret, as long as he didn't laugh
2.Garret, because he's funnier.
3. Um, neither, thanks.
4. Daniel, because Mom couldn't handle another gay man in the family (LOL! love you Daniel)
5. Um...neither....sorry guys. Okay fine, if I had to...either of you, 'cause I'd make you be quiet and yeah...lol. And if Daniel's as small as he says he is...i won't feel a thing!
6. Garret, because I think he's more serious. And we have talked about somewhat serious things.

## Post 8 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Saturday, 15-Jul-2006 0:21:44

wow, urm...tricia...should I feel flattered? lol wow

## Post 9 by ItsJustBabyT (the price is WRONG, bitch!) on Saturday, 15-Jul-2006 0:25:17

Yes you should...lol

## Post 10 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Saturday, 15-Jul-2006 0:37:58

1 neither.
2 neither.
3 Neither
4 neither
5 neither
6 Garret

## Post 11 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Saturday, 15-Jul-2006 0:38:40

hahahahahahaha jess

## Post 12 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Saturday, 15-Jul-2006 7:21:41

I'm sorry dear Yanky but Cancy's voice would kinda do it for me, (I did tell him this, not in so many words and freaked him out so um, as for yours, well, hmm .. I am definitely not shy though, just for your your information! Lol

## Post 13 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Saturday, 15-Jul-2006 12:29:34

1, They both sound retarded,
2, Garret, because Daniel is the other option.
3, neither
4, Daniel, I may hate my parents but God... that's just too harsh.
5, If I had to choose, hell, Neither!
6, do either of them even know the definition of "meaningful conversation?"

## Post 14 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Saturday, 15-Jul-2006 13:51:00

Lol OMG Cala, now that's fucking funny.

## Post 15 by mini schtroumpfette (go ahead, make my day I dare you!) on Saturday, 15-Jul-2006 15:04:20

1. neither, for I hate sticky come-filled keyboard...
2. Brad Pits! oh wait! damn... he's not on the list, so I'll have to say neither.
3. Yankee would definitely make me groan and moan from sheer frustration. There's something about that castrato like voice that'll have me laughing so hard while fantasizing about him, that in 5 seconds, all thoughts of masturbation would be forgotten... heheheheeheheheheh.
4. Ahem, While I think both of them have the capacity to be polite (smirks,) my answer is neither. lol
5. um... a tubes tied would be judicious in this case! Need I say more???
6. Deep and meaningful conversation with Yankee and cantsee3p0? what kind of cheap glue was I sniffing while putting together this particular question??? jkjk. Actually, I don't really know either of them that well yet, so no comment on this one.

## Post 16 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Saturday, 15-Jul-2006 21:27:24

lmfaolmfaolmfaolmfao MS! that was fuckin funny!
cala...you make me sad

## Post 17 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Sunday, 16-Jul-2006 4:53:15

aww, actually I did have your name for a few questions but... I just couldn't admit all that to the public. lol

## Post 18 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Sunday, 16-Jul-2006 10:57:46

lmfao cala! wait...who's name..oh..right, mine. lol

## Post 19 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2006 16:33:00

damn, thought I should bring this back up... i need new competition since daniel's gone

## Post 20 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2006 16:36:15

...I miss our li'l Daniel...so when is he coming back...and what happened that he is gone...??? So many unanswered questions......??????

## Post 21 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 01-Oct-2006 23:21:42

1. Right...the wording of that question forces me to say neither. Gross. And besides, based on the little I've heard of each voice, neither is quite that good.
2. Garret, because...he's Garret, and he amuses me. And if all else failed, we could revert to violence. Yeah...
3. I have never before moaned or groaned simply while doing that, but...I can't actually give an answer for this question until I've tried it. I'll get back to you. *grins*
4. Ummm. Daniel, because my stepdad has an issue with gay guys. Joking, joking, joking. Or am I? Hmmm...
5. Garret, because he understands the good of violence.
6. Is this a trick question? *scratches head and goes away confused*

## Post 22 by mini schtroumpfette (go ahead, make my day I dare you!) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 5:15:19

ahahahaha,, lolol princes vice-bitch of the zone. Some of your answers were very funny indeed.

## Post 23 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 5:43:21

...and the QUESTION remains: Will Daniel (Cantsee3p0) be allowed back to The Zone or is he BANDED Forever from returning.....?? Were his offenses something that can not be forgiven or are they too great... I only heard small bits of argument concerning and well, if Daniel (Cantsee3p0) is in fact BANDED then should folks be allowed to keep on Posting about him when he is not here to give comment if he were to so choose regarding statements being now made totally behind his back. Somehow this does not seem very fair or right thing to do. This my personal opinion. Connie ~ Grace (CG)

## Post 24 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 8:43:20

What is the point of continuing this board topic when one of the people being discussed is banned permanently?

## Post 25 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 8:48:11

i agree becky

## Post 26 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 12:17:57

I'm not sure, I'd go with because daniel didn't have much of a chance with the questions anyway?

## Post 27 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 14:29:00

Lol Garret.
The point is that I wasn't here when it was originally created, it amused me, and I have no doubt whatsoever that Daniel will find out all about what's being said regarding him, even though he's no longer a Zonehead.

## Post 28 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 14:41:36

chelsea...I guarantee it, in fact, once this hits 30 posts, I'm sending it to him.

## Post 29 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 14:51:54

Well in that case Yankee, me neighbor, ...Daniel, Thank you for being a Friend of mine...we had opportunity to have had a few pqn talks and ummm ...don't know what all happened *Take GOOD thots with you and know there are ones who care*

## Post 30 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 15:38:21

Okay then...it's reached thirty. Send away.

## Post 31 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Monday, 02-Oct-2006 15:43:57

...well, that would be up to Yankee to do... he has the E-mail address, I don't.