# new error messages for Windows

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 26-Aug-2004 7:08:26

PROPOSED ERROR MESSAGES
WINDOWS 2006
The following are new Windows messages
that are under consideration for the planned
Windows 2006:
1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
2. Press any key to continue or any other key
to quit.
3. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT
THAT ONE!
4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in
the corner.
5. This will end your Windows session. Do
you want to play another game?
6. Windows message: "Error saving file!
Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
."
8. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"
9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not
responding.
10. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup
holder and press any key.
11. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
12. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
13. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF:
Incompetent User.
14. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY
one? (Y/N)
15. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup.
(PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
16. User Error: Replace user.
17. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found:
Remove it? (Y/N)"
18. Your hard drive has been scanned and all
stolen software titles have been deleted. The
police are on the way.
19. User Error: Intelligence Resource Level
Insufficient
20. Netscape.exe... Bad file name...
May we suggest M/S Internet Explorer? (Y/y)

## Post 2 by louiano (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 27-Aug-2004 21:56:43

not bad... hahahahahha

## Post 3 by parham (Newborn Zoner) on Monday, 04-Oct-2004 12:03:01

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