# The Lone Ranger and Tonto Went Camping

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by jaguar (Addicted to the Zone) on Sunday, 11-Nov-2007 13:10:12

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all
set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards
sky, what you see? "
"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells
me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent. "

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 11-Nov-2007 15:25:07

LOL good one.

## Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 11-Nov-2007 20:37:18

hahahahaha! very nice.

## Post 4 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Monday, 12-Nov-2007 8:21:34

ha ha Oh I like it!!

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 12-Nov-2007 10:48:49

hahaha!
Very good.
Bob