# worlds thinnest books

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 13-Dec-2005 12:47:41

The worlds thinnest books.
FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac
HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda
MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno
MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore
AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
DETROIT: a Travel Guide
A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian
ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the PETA
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names.
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O J. Simpson
And the world's Number One Thinnest Book
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson

## Post 2 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2006 22:23:12

They would be thin.

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2006 0:07:25

Most of these are funny, thanks for posting it.
Bob