# the new electric train

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 06-Jan-2007 0:24:36

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And
all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
train...cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are
to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train ... but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,
remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay..... please see the bitch in the
kitchen...."

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 06-Jan-2007 1:01:52

LOLOLOL Thanks Bob.

## Post 3 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Saturday, 06-Jan-2007 1:13:47

cute. lol

## Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 06-Jan-2007 14:11:26

lol. seen it loads of times

## Post 5 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Sunday, 07-Jan-2007 18:00:40

I've seen this one many times and I like it. Funny I was just trying to find this joke but couldn't.
Troy

## Post 6 by frequency (the music man) on Sunday, 07-Jan-2007 23:17:10

i always love these kid cussing jokes. probably because it reminds me of my young self. lol