# no sex since 1955

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## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 06-Apr-2006 21:21:56

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature."
"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax"
him several times.
Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
I LOVE THAT MILITARY TIME !!!!

## Post 2 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 06-Apr-2006 22:08:28

hahahahahahahahahahaha! great one!

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 07-Apr-2006 8:36:42

My, how time flies when you are having fun!

## Post 4 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Friday, 07-Apr-2006 16:49:57

good one !! hahaha!!

## Post 5 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 07-Apr-2006 20:15:57

very nice one Becky, thanks

## Post 6 by julians mom (Veteran Zoner) on Saturday, 08-Apr-2006 8:17:24

ha ha that is cute

## Post 7 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 09-Apr-2006 21:20:45

lol, best one so far!

## Post 8 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 10-Apr-2006 11:55:22

ya, ok, good one, smiling

## Post 9 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Monday, 10-Apr-2006 20:04:20

that made me laugh out loud