# another blond joke

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## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 18-Oct-2005 8:23:51

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I
decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul
it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides
she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no
less. After buying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her
sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph
office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her
that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer
to our pickup truck and drive out here so
>we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then
adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the
brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send
her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and
says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable".
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know
that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive
out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word
"comfortable?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read
it slow...........
......"com-for-da-bul".........

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 18-Oct-2005 11:52:00

funny as ever! keep em coming