# sexual survey

Category: Dating and Relationships

## Post 1 by Blondie McConfusion (Blah Blah Blah) on Sunday, 24-Jun-2007 19:22:32

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
When did you lose your virginity?
How many partners have you had?
Do you like to give oral?
Do you like to receive oral?
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
Ever had a 3some or want to?
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Best place you’ve had sex?
Worst sexual experience?
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
Are you dominate or submissive?
Ever tried anal or want to?
Would you say you are good in bed?
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
Describe your best.
Describe your worst.
Ever used food during sex?
Favorite position?
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
How often do you masturbate?
Do you watch porn?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
Any sexual partners you regret?
Have you had a one night stand?
Quiet or Loud?
Lights on or off?
Do you like music on while having sex?
What do you like to do right after sex?
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
Do you consider yourself sexy?
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
Can you suck on your own nipples?

## Post 2 by Chris N (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 24-Jun-2007 20:04:48

And your answers are?

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 24-Jun-2007 20:10:03

Those are questions I might answer for someone I care about deeply, but not on a public forum.

## Post 4 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Sunday, 24-Jun-2007 21:49:44

www.literotica.com go there to get off instead of assuming we'll help you on a public forum.

## Post 5 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Sunday, 24-Jun-2007 23:09:43

Lol as if anyone would answer these on a public forum among most total strangers! wow!

## Post 6 by speedie (move over school!) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 8:56:45

Your right so he's nuts! shot away to buggery
Stevie.

## Post 7 by Dusty (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 9:01:54

Okay first of all Blah-cubed, as Chris said, where are your answers? And secondly, why do you want to know?? I’m an open person, so here are my answers regardless:
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
Left before morning
When did you lose your virginity?
I’m sure it’s around here somewhere. Maybe I left it on the bus
How many partners have you had?
I’d say 19, but they’d all deny it.
Do you like to give oral?
Of course. I love talking
Do you like to receive oral?
No. Just shut up and lie there
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
Yep, I think that’s all of them covered
Ever had a 3some or want to?
Hell no! It’s hard enough disappointing one woman in bed.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Left my socks on ... my head.
Best place you’ve had sex?
London
Worst sexual experience?
All of them. Well I say “all”, I mean both. Well, I say “both” ...
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
Right in the pussy
Are you dominate or submissive?
Both. At the same time. What does it matter when you’re on your own?
Ever tried anal or want to?
I think you missed a “c” there ...
Would you say you are good in bed?
Of course. I tuck the sheets in and everything
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
Honestly? If I have, I don’t listen.
Describe your best.
White tuxedo, Gucci shoes, Rolex
Describe your worst.
Y-fronts
Ever used food during sex?
I usually dial for a pizza about 3 minutes into it, so it comes when I do
Favorite position?
Back seat of the car. Sometimes my own.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
Hot Wheels racetrack, a slinky and a Frisbee
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
Any one where you don’t feature
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
Mr Ed
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
What, FBI’s most wanted?
How often do you masturbate?
Once. It’s an ongoing thing
Do you watch porn?
No. I hate chess.
What turns you on?
Cheap dates.
What turns you off?
Foreplay.
Any sexual partners you regret?
Not yet …
Have you had a one night stand?
Does that mean staying til morning?
Quiet or Loud?
A volume control would be nice
Lights on or off?
Do you get lights in fields?
Do you like music on while having sex?
Absolutely. How else am I going to keep a steady rhythm?
What do you like to do right after sex?
Say “thankyou” to my hand and go to sleep
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
I used to, but then the neighbours started drawing the curtains
Do you consider yourself sexy?
Well if I don’t, who the hell will??
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
Yes, but horses can’t talk, so …
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
Kiss.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
Hold on, I’ll just check … Aaaarrgh, somebody help me up I've fallen off my chair ...
Is that enough contempt for ya?
Dusty

## Post 8 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 9:31:30

Holy shit! Well, as sex is a natural, beautiful and wonderful thing, not dirty or wrong I will prove my openness by answering your survey honestly. The most romantic thing a partner has ever done for me: proven to me through actions that my body is indeed desireable and that I am truly beautiful. I lost my virginity at the age of nineteen. I have had only one partner thus far. I love to give and in fact take great joy and pleasure from giving oral and am somewhat uncomfortable with, but willing to recieve oral. I am strait, very mildly curious, but by no means gay or even bi. I have never had, nor do I ever see my
self participating in a threesom, although voyerism/exhibitionism as a possibility, a very slim possibility. The kinkiest thing I have ever done: cleaning my partners' house and cooking for them totally naked, or playing ice games. Best place I've had sex: in a nice warm bed in the winter, but I will certainly try more adventurous places in future. Worst sexual experience: having sex then beeing interupted by my mother calling me to go outside and find the poor lost Siamese cat that wandered out in the pouring rain and was then yowling underneeth the neighbor's back deck. I would love to have sex in a clearing in the forest on a dreamy, sunny afternoon, beside a stream at dawn, or next to a still mountain lake at night fall. While I am dominant in life I tend to be submissive in bed, unless I am dominating in giving my partner pleasure, but am never dominant in taking my own. I might be able to become dominant in a roll-playing game, but not in my everyday sex life. I have not yet, but would be open to trying and in fact am curious about anal, although mostly for my partner's sake. I would recieve if it gave my partner pleasure, and if they were open enough to want A-spot stimulation I might givve. I would say that I am quite good in bed, for three reasons: 1. I am generous, I not only will give to my partner, but like to do so and even get off purely from pleasuring my partner, 2, I am a good learner, I take suggestions and constructive critisism well and am eager to learn things that might make my partner's experience more enjoyable, and 3, I am open, I love sex, have researched it greatly and widely and am willing to discuss and usually try many things that other people would balk at. The only real complaint was that I couldn't last long in the woman-on-top position, but I am working on my leg strength so that my next partner won't have that complaint. My best: well, I was able to make a man come through oral who had only been able to do that with two other partners out of at least fifteen who had tried and failed, does that count? My worst: well I suppose that would be the short duration of and discomfiture withtrying the W.O.T position, maybe two or three minutes before my legs got tired and I got too imbarrassed. Favorite position: woman on side, with the man straddling her thie and entry at a ninety degree angle from the usual. Yes, I have used food during sex, and it was yummy. I would deffinitly do that again, and want to experiment with many more foods. I own two simple vibrators, one standard clitoral, another G-Spot/clitoral, and am planning on buying the rabit pearl. Masterbation: it depends on the season, winter 3/5 times per week, Spring, 10/20 times per week, summer, 10/15 times per week and Fall, 5/10 times per week. Yes, I know, Wickan responsiveness to seasons, I can't help it. I certainly do not, nor would I ever sleep with anyone on this list. I would sleep with no celebrity that I can think of, as I do not engage in casual sex, and as I know no celebreties personallly, but purely from a fantasy perspective I would love to be with Josh Groban, Yanni, Michael Crawford (a few years younger), Alan Rickman, Andrea Bocelli, or any member of Westlife past or present. I have watched porn, but it does nothing for me, as it is just too fake. I far prefer erotica as it is artistic, creative and allows one's imagination to work out and not lazily sit by and take in other people's acting efforts. Also, writing erotica can be just as fulfilling as reading other authors' work. I have many fantasies, but I don't have the time or the space to post one here. Perhaps I will post an erotica on the Writers' Block board to answer that question. I have never had, and will do all that it is in my power to do to avoid ever having a one-night-stand, as they are emotionally unfulfilling and also emotionally devistating to anything but a hard and jaded slut. I do not regret my previous sexual partner, and intend not to put my self in a situation where I might regret the act after the fact, if I can at all help it. For me it's lights off, nine times out of ten. I tend to be pretty quiet, unless there's something really intense happening, but I encourage my partner to be as loud, responsive and communicative as they can be. no, generally I think that music and sex are both enjoyed best seperately, although once in a while it might add tenderness and romance, or a wild exciting aspect to combine the two. After sex I like to cuddle, engage in after-play, talk, rest up for another round or if it was very draining, sleep or share a small meal with my partner. Basically, anything that allows me to be close to my partner, such as showering together or having a mutual nap. I would shave for a partner, I.E. shave them as part of a cleansing ritual, or shave myself for their esthetic benifit, but in general I prefer my self and my partner natural. I have never made any sort of recording of my sexual experiences, and most likely would not, as that is just asking for something to end up in the wrong hands. Don't tempt fate, as it were. I do consider my self to be sexy yes. I'm no super model, no porn star, but I do feel sexy and believe that I am, quite. As Dr. Sari Locker once said in her book, "Sexy is as sexy does." I would not do anything that would cause significant physical harm to either my self or my partner, although some mild BD/SM would be interesting and exciting. The only things sexually that I would not do or try would be those which would in-danger the health of my self or my partner, or that would harm any one else. That is, no affairs, no threesums, no hard core S&M. Yes, praise God, I can suck on my own nipples. It's a beautiful thing. Not enough room here to go into great detail, but turn offs: body odor, bad breath, poor hygene, lack or loss of hair, lisp, extreme obeasity, sexual close-mindedness, a rough or clumsy touch, missing teeth, overly crude or unimaginative "talking dirty" with out any flare or art. Turn ons, thick, healthy hair, average to slightly heavy build, accents, nice hands, gentility and kindness, adventurousness, a masculine but clean scent, assertiveness, but not agressiveness, a sensual personality, I.E. someone who notices flavors, textures, color, scents, beauty, contrast, sound in every thing they do, in everything around them. Ok, I think that just about answers everything. I would note however, to those who did not post answers, most of these questions, if not all have been posed or at least broached on other board topics. This is merely a more direct, perhaps more blunt and or crude display of them all in one place. We have such a sex negative culture in America that I am simply doing my part to avoid perpetuating that fact.

## Post 9 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 9:56:03

Jesus Dusty, lmfao!

## Post 10 by moyzey (i'm posting? huh?) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 10:00:01

lmfao dusty. Hilarious!

## Post 11 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 10:01:45

Hahaha dusty.

## Post 12 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 10:43:25

lol dusty... sexy.

## Post 13 by Susanne (move over school!) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 11:51:15

Awesome, Dusty.

## Post 14 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 13:05:49

That's really disconcerting, to hear Dusty Bin's user name shortened like that. My father's nick name is Dusty, and that's just sort of creepy. Anyway, coodos, that was very amusing: agreed with the previous posters.

## Post 15 by Blondie McConfusion (Blah Blah Blah) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 14:02:59

first off passionate and natural thank you for answering.
rbm, i didn't post this to get off. i definitely don't need to do that.
for others, i'm a chick not a guy and definitely not a bugger although i'm not exactly sure of what that is.
like it's been said, i've seen much worse stuff discussed on boards and in public quicknotes. some of this is mild compared to that.
dusty, while funny and i appreciate the effort, don't cut me down till you get to know me. at least give me that chance.
chris all in good time.
i agree with what passionate and natural says, but it took enough courage to post the survey in the first place. i'm a bit too much on the shy side to actual answer this myself.
i must admit that my intentions were to see what people would say such as what dusty posted. and to see how many actually would be honest.

## Post 16 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 14:04:52

shorten it a little and maybe people will answer it. we've had questions like this before 4 or 5 is okay 20 is a bit over board.

## Post 17 by ~*Dark_Light*~ (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 14:24:48

To not be willing to answer the questions
that you put forth
That is so blasted wrong
Especially given that you did not mention in your original post
that you would refuse to answer
Wrong, totally wrong!
Throws out a Lightning Bolt
~*Thunderous MidNight*~

## Post 18 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 14:51:18

Don't post the question if you don't have the guts to answer it your self. It just proves your not a person worthy of respect.

## Post 19 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 15:27:26

ROFMFAO Dusty. I think I love you. LOL

## Post 20 by Dusty (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 15:54:29

Well Libra, I'm glad you reciprocate! At least you have all the information you need about me before we get started lol
Blahblahblah, I didn't mean to be disingenuous, and I agree that there has been much worse posted in other boards and qn but I really think if you are "brave" enough to post such personal questions, you need to come with some answers, or at least some rationale.
I don't particularly have a problem answering the questions (get me round a table with a bottle of Tennessee Jack D's and you'll find out), however what is the purpose? Are you trying to check me? Sift out potential dates? Or just to get to know us? My attitude falls somewhere between PNA's honesty and LibraLady's discretion, but since we never really know the true personae of our fellow Zoners, what do you hope to gain?
God, I talk some shite sometimes ...
By the way PNA, Dusty is my nickname too

## Post 21 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Monday, 25-Jun-2007 21:22:31

Lol very good Dusty.
Go find SG86. she likes these things!

## Post 22 by speedie (move over school!) on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2007 8:23:13

Bugger its penetration up the arse
and it's no fieckin use to me.
Stevie .

## Post 23 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2007 22:06:54

Come on, I can't be the only person brave enough to actually answer the survey honestly. Maybe even answer just half of it? Just a part? People, twenty two posts and only one real response? You can do better than that. Come on I believe in you all. Sing with me (starts to sing I believe i can fly, then breaks off and hits the post reply button.)

## Post 24 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2007 23:16:43

Lol Dusty now that was awesome. Good work!

## Post 25 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2007 23:22:37

I said I wasn't going to answer this, but here I am. Let the reader note, since we're getting all super personal and stuff, that I am a virgin, so am answering these questions from a somewhat limited perspective.
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you? -- The guys I've gone for in the past haven't been exactly the romantic type, but I did get a song written for me once, so I guess that qualifies.
When did you lose your virginity? -- ...
How many partners have you had? -- ...
Do you like to give oral? -- I find it almost as much of a turn-on as receiving it.
Do you like to receive oral? -- Absolutely.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious? -- I don't exactly consider myself bi, although I have had sexual experiences with two females, so I suppose I'm curious?
Ever had a 3some or want to? -- Never have, but it is something that interests me and I wouldn't be against trying it. I think I could live quite happily without ever doing so, though.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? -- I've experimented a bit with bondage-type stuff, but not to any great extent, just being tied down during certain sexual acts and a bit of role-playing of sorts.
Best place you’ve had sex? -- ...
Worst sexual experience? -- I'm not giving details, but I'll say that it wasn't so much the physical aspects that made it the worst, it was more the emotional.
Where is your dream spot to have sex? -- Somewhere outside (i.e. a field, in the woods, et cetera).
Are you dominate or submissive? -- Sexually submissive, but otherwise somewhere in between.
Ever tried anal or want to? -- Never have, never will.
Would you say you are good in bed? -- ...
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest! -- As I said before, I'm somewhat limited in what I can tell you, but there was this one guy who actually complained because I didn't get into French kissing enough for his liking, meaning that I wasn't active enough while doing it. *shrugs*
Describe your best. --
Describe your worst. -- I'd rather not, thanks.
Ever used food during sex? -- I can see where this would be an extremely fun idea, but have yet to try it.
Favorite position? -- ...
Do you own any toys and if so what are they? -- No toys for me. That's not to say I'm against the idea, just that I don't currently own any.
Share one of your sexual fantasies. -- As seems to happen quite a bit during this survey thingy, I agree with Heather on this question.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with? -- I'm not sure there are many celebrities I find attractive enough to make this list, but Heath Ledger and Hugh Grant definitely do.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list? -- If I knew what list we're talking about, I'd certainly tell you.
How often do you masturbate? -- It varies. Sometimes I go ages without doing it at all, and sometimes it can be as often as three or four times a day.
Do you watch porn? -- I've never found porn to be at all exciting or intriguing in any way. Erotica's another story entirely.
What turns you on? -- Anything to do with the neck (i.e. kissing, nibbling, sucking, et cetera), biting, a little bit of roughness (nothing that's going to bruise or scar, but a little pain's okay), long hair, accents, a willingness to experiment, and the list goes on.
What turns you off? -- Bad personal hygiene, obviously. Overbearingly sexual people. Submissiveness and/or timidness. Those who focus only on their own pleasures and neglect those of their partner. Too much crudeness in dirty talk.
Any sexual partners you regret? -- One, yes. I won't go into the specifics of that incident here, and I try to live my life so that I have as few regrets as possible, but it still makes me sick to think of that one.
Have you had a one night stand? -- One night stands are bad news all around. No thanks.
Quiet or Loud? -- While I'm not a very verbal person where such things are concerned, I do tend to be very vocal, meaning that I do make a good bit of noise. As for my partner, I agree with Heather.
Lights on or off? -- Either way, makes no difference to me.
Do you like music on while having sex? -- I've never really understood how this makes a difference one way or the other.
What do you like to do right after sex? -- I'm the kind of person who likes to cuddle after doing pretty much anything sexual, whether to go to sleep or to talk.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex? -- I have made a recording of myself masturbating, but that was specifically for one person and it's not something I do often. I've kind of come to agree with Heather where this is concerned.
Do you consider yourself sexy? -- Um. I don't consider myself unattractive or anything, but I don't know that I'd say sexy. I'm not the one who has to be attracted to me, though, so.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to? -- I'm not a big fan of the totally shaved look, but yes, I would do it if a partner asked and really wanted it that way.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it? -- Anal. Nuff said. Also, nothing involving whips and the like.
Can you suck on your own nipples? -- I used to be able to do this, but have since discovered that I can't. I think perhaps my extreme weight loss has something to do with that. But it's not something I find especially beneficial anyway.

## Post 26 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2007 23:26:49

Oh, I forgot to answer the question about my best. It was with the guy I did the bondage-type stuff with. Something about being tied and about submitting ... I can definitely get into that sort of thing, but the relationship itself was bad times.

## Post 27 by tunedtochords (Zone BBS is my Life) on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2007 2:59:52

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you? Cooked dinner for me, chose a playlist that had special meaning for both of us (we were both DJ's), then cuddled with me while watching a movie, and describing said movie expertly. Maybe not that special in many people's eyes, but it was a great night as far as I'm concerned.
When did you lose your virginity? Eighteen.
How many partners have you had? One.
Do you like to give oral? Yes.
Do you like to receive oral? Yes.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious? Straight.
Ever had a 3some or want to? No, but I'm not completely opposed to the idea. I think it's something that partners would have to discuss at length, though.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? Uh. I don't know. I'm not very kinky. Our sex life was pretty vanilla, except for some displays of exhibitionism...
Best place you’ve had sex? A pool.
Worst sexual experience? The back of a station wagon, late at night. It was too cramped and... yeah, generally not good.
Where is your dream spot to have sex? I don't know. We were pretty adventurous concerning location, so I feel like I've had a taste of everything, concerning that.
Are you dominate or submissive? Mostly submissive, but sometimes my dominant streak comes out and surprises even me.
Ever tried anal or want to? Nope, and have no desire to.
Would you say you are good in bed? I guess?
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest! No.
Describe your best. Best what? Experience? Partner? There's only been one partner, so. It's hard to say. There was a lot of good sex in a short time span, so some of the experiences kind of blend together and it's hard to say what happened when.
Describe your worst. Didn't I do that? Station wagon, late at night.
Ever used food during sex? No, but it'd be interesting to do so, I think.
Favorite position? I like the woman on top, but find my endurance isn't that great for it. So I guess modified missionary, with my legs on the guy's shoulders... Not that uncommon, but nice.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they? One rabbit-style vibrator.
Share one of your sexual fantasies. This is too difficult. I abstain.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with? None.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list? As in, the list of Zone members? No. If there is some other mythical list... uh, I don't know.
How often do you masturbate? Depends on the season/location/time of month. From not at all to several times a week.
Do you watch porn? It does nothing for me.
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
Any sexual partners you regret? No.
Have you had a one night stand? No.
Quiet or Loud? I make noise, but I'm not a screamer.
Lights on or off? Don't care. I have no light perception, and if the guy's that opposed to seeing me, well, we have a whole bunch of other issues at play, then, don't we?
Do you like music on while having sex? No. I used to think I would, but my brain is so musically driven, I would be all, "Wait, this song isn't good, let me change it... Oh damn, this doesn't fit either... Hold on a sec.... Wait, where are you going?"
What do you like to do right after sex? Cuddle.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex? No.
Do you consider yourself sexy? I don't know. I've been told I was, though.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to? Yes.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it? Anal, extreme BDSM-type stuff.
Can you suck on your own nipples? No.

## Post 28 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2007 3:46:36

My answers might be a bit strange because my sex life has been short, and I have a health condition that causes sex to hurt near on every time, but since you all want to be this personal.
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
romantic during sex... The whole act but outside of that ur saved my life.
When did you lose your virginity?
almost six months ago.
How many partners have you had?
1
Do you like to give oral?
ya
Do you like to receive oral?
favorite. Least painful
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
bi
Ever had a 3some or want to?
I would like to, and I could think of some friends that I wouldn't mind in it, but I don't want to ruin my relationship so it would have to be seriously discussed.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
um had sex on the kitchen counter. Like I said limeted expierience. Oh and having my hands tied up in a pillo case, but ya.
Best place you’ve had sex?
ur i don't know
Worst sexual experience?
rather not mention
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
in a field at around sunset on a hot day.
Are you dominate or submissive?
in sex submissive unless i'm having a random day where I like to do a swich.
Ever tried anal or want to?
I haven't tried it. I'd consider it, but it just seems like it would feel like taking a backword shit. any thoughts?
Would you say you are good in bed?
no
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
ur that I try to ignore my pain too long
Describe your best. ur partner my one and only expierience? when I lost my verginity to my lover.
Describe your worst.
rather not
Ever used food during sex?
not really we tried this chocolate marshmello body butter I got online, but it was gross.
Favorite position?
um on bottom i like because I like being submissive, but on top for the pain.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
no not apposed but don't have the money.
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
mm there's a charicter limet.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
Ur i don't know any westlife member because their voices are yummy. Kieth urban but he probibly would be too drunk to get up.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
what list? Sorry can't answer that.
How often do you masturbate?
depends sometimes several times a day. Sometimes never lately once a month.
Do you watch porn?
sometimes, but I like literodica better.
What turns you on?
bondage, hot voices, someone willing to dominate me. a little bit of ruff play.
What turns you off?
bad smells,
Any sexual partners you regret?
no
Have you had a one night stand?
no
Quiet or Loud?
i can be quiet but usually loud
Lights on or off?
who cares?
Do you like music on while having sex?
i don't know my bf can't hear it that well so haven't bothered trying either way.
What do you like to do right after sex?
cuddle
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
yes
Do you consider yourself sexy?
ur in cirtain ways not in others.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
yes
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
electric play or nedle play, oh and branding a little too in to s and m for me.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
yes

## Post 29 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2007 9:56:00

Yeah, the edible body butters suck: they sort of cote your tung like it would if you licked vasalene. ARG! Real food, I.E. honey, nuttella spread, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, fruit, etc is much more satasfying, fun and natural. Oh and always wanted to try painting on my partner with a drawing tube of colored frosting. Create a masterpiece then remove with tung. Yummy. oh, Manda, I could so see you doing that. "Let me change the song... no, that one's not right... one moment... I'll find just the right one, just give me a sec..." lmao. That's DJs and Musicians for you. lol

## Post 30 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2007 11:33:10

Fine! Here goes!
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
One of my ex's wrote and sang his song for me while playing his guitar.
When did you lose your virginity?
When I was 18
How many partners have you had?
This is too broad of a question. Do you mean had intercourse with or just pleasured without intercourse as well. in Either case I've had 14 men 10 of which I have had actual intercourse with, and 3 women.
Do you like to give oral?
Yep, sure do.
Do you like to receive oral?
Oh hell yeah I love to receive Oral!
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
bi, but tend to lean more toward men than women.
Ever had a 3some or want to?
Yes I have had 2 of them. They are all right but I'm totally happy not having them either especially if I am greatly in love with someone.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Probably getting teased and played with while I was in handcuffs.
Best place you’ve had sex?
In my bedroom.
Worst sexual experience?
Because I am not that cruel I will not deface that person's value if I haven't already.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
On a beach or in a cabin in the wilderness somewhere.
Are you dominate or submissive?
I am usually dominant but only one person has been able to turn me submissive.
Ever tried anal or want to?
Yes I have tried anal, at first I hated it, now? Not so much.
Would you say you are good in bed?
I think I'm pretty decent I guess.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
No honestly I have not had any complaints at least to my knowledge.
Describe your best.
My best sexual experience was in a hotel room in a shower. My boyfriend was fucking me doggie style and playing with my nipples.
Describe your worst.
Again, I will not deface that person's value.
Ever used food during sex?
Yes, I've had cookies and cream icecream on my nipples and some on my clit.
Favorite position?
Woman on top. I love being on top.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
I own 2 dildo style vibes, a jelly vibe, and an egg.
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
That would be way over the char limit, maybe next time.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
Justin Timberlake, T-Pain, Usher, NeYo, Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, Kelly Clarkson, Cassie. I think that's it.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
What list?
How often do you masturbate?
At least once a day. But I've been known to masturbate as much as five times a day.
Do you watch porn?
Yes I do watch porn. I don't get off to Jaws reading me erotica stories.
What turns you on?
Accents, muscular or strong men, tender embraces, kissing, dirty talk, curv men's cologne... Don't ask, confidence, deep voices, sexual ambition.
What turns you off?
Bad breath or smoker's breath, long hair on most men (it's been known to look all right on a few though), gruff voices.
Any sexual partners you regret?
A couple but I won't get into details.
Have you had a one night stand?
Unfortunately yes I have, hence why I don't drink as much as I used to.
Quiet or Loud?
I'm usually pretty loud and vocal.
Lights on or off?
It doesn't matter to me.
Do you like music on while having sex?
I do sometimes just to drown out the noise. Nah, just kidding. I like it every once in awhile though to set the mood.
What do you like to do right after sex?
Cuddle
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
Yes I have made a couple home videos, and yes they were with the same guy.
Do you consider yourself sexy?
Yes I consider myself sexy but in the end that is ultimately your decision.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
I shave anyways so that doesn't matter.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
I would not have sex with any animal, my family members, get a golden or brown shower, earn my red wings, and nothing too painful or humiliating.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
I wish... *sighs*

## Post 31 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2007 12:23:03

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
bringing champaigne into bed
When did you lose your virginity?
when I was sixteen, not far off from my seventeenth birthday.
How many partners have you had?
In what sense?
Do you like to give oral?
I love to give oral!
Do you like to receive oral?
Oh yes. big time.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
straight
Ever had a 3some or want to?
Not yet, but i want to, yes.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
I handcuffed a girl to my bed for a few hours... You can figure the rest out.
Best place you’ve had sex?
my apartment during college.
Worst sexual experience?
not saying.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
all alone on the deck of a ship, at night, in the ocean.
Are you dominate or submissive?
dominant. However, if she really treats me well, then I may submit to her once in a while.
Ever tried anal or want to?
yes and would I do it again? Maybe, if she was up for it.
Would you say you are good in bed?
yes.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
yeah. I've been told I last too long.
Describe your best.
not fair to the others.
Describe your worst.
again, that's not fair to the others.
Ever used food during sex?
yes.
Favorite position?
girl bent over my desk, or on it, with her legs spread, or doggy style. i also like the girl on her back with her legs on my shoulders with me on my knees in front of her. Works quite well if you get the angle right.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
I don't own any toys right now. I have owned a few but I broke them. I've got handcuffs right now but that's all.
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
not enough room here.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
I want a threesum with cristina and aviral.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
what is this list you speak of?
How often do you masturbate?
sometimes not enough, sometimes too much, but it's not satisfying.
Do you watch porn?
yes, although most of it isn't very good.
What turns you on?
short girls, girls with long hair, sweet voices, girls who want to please, girls who are considerate and nice but who have a naughty streak too and a high sex drive.
What turns you off?
unplesent voices/accents, bad hygiene, a girl who doesn't carry herself well, ghetto talk, etc.
Any sexual partners you regret?
yes.
Have you had a one night stand?
yes. disappointing.
Quiet or Loud?
in the middle somewhere.
Lights on or off?
off or just a little mood lighting.
Do you like music on while having sex?
no.
What do you like to do right after sex?
chill out in bed.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
No but I want to. I haven't been with a girl yet that felt comfortable with me recording.
Do you consider yourself sexy?
yeah.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
n/a
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
not sure.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
I believe this question was intended for the female population. but, no, I can't, lol.

## Post 32 by Dusty (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2007 14:46:57

Well fair play to all of you who've felt able or the need to respond. I feel blahblahblah now owes it to her respondants (excluding me, who just took the piss) to 'fess up ...
By the way GuitarGod1, shaving does apply for a man; apparently it is supposed to make your cock look bigger. I know someone who did it for other reasons though, and he said it was sooooooo uncomfortable when his Oxos started growing back. Put it this way; you know how your face itches a bit when your stubble starts ..?

## Post 33 by Wraith (Prince of Chaos) on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2007 15:08:57

Right. I'm not quite sure why I'm responding to this, excepting the fact that I'm bored and don't wanna do other things I should be doing presently:

## Post 34 by Wraith (Prince of Chaos) on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2007 15:09:20

## Post 35 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2007 15:46:45

ah, perhaps I should have clarified my answer. actually shaving, no. but trimming, yes.

## Post 36 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Sunday, 01-Jul-2007 16:58:30

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
Hmm, difficult, maybe the one who baught me a krystel.
When did you lose your virginity?
Either 9, or 20 depends how you view it really. lmao
How many partners have you had?
as an adult, just the 1.
Do you like to give oral?
Do bears shit in the woods? I love it, the touch, the taste, the texture, the scent. Possibly even the power it brings even though I'm not one who wishes to dominate, the power and knowledge you can have her helpless under your fingers and tongue is just amasing.
Do you like to receive oral?
Oh yes, I love it.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
Streight, never any other.
Ever had a 3some or want to?
no never have, and I'm not really sure it's something I'd really want to do either.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Not sure I've done anything I'd think of as kinky.
Best place you’ve had sex?
Possibly in bed, bringing in the new year.
Worst sexual experience?
maybe that first, when we both lost our vaginity.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
Either in a warm summer meadow, with the scent of flowers and fresh grass, or within hearing of the sea, I'm not sure about the beach, all that sand, but the waves, and so on, in the background.
Are you dominate or submissive?
Not really either as a rule, Sex is about making the other happy, so within reason I think I'd adapt, but in the main I'm about mutual pleasure and satisfaction.
Ever tried anal or want to?
never tried, and I'd have to really love my partner to consider trying.
Would you say you are good in bed?
not my decision, I hope my want to please and so on makes me at least adequate.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
no, but then she lost her vaginity with me, so neither had anything to compair to, so were pretty happy.
Ever used food during sex?
Not for sexual purposes, but I used to like dipping sweets in her so I would have a more interesting tasting sweet. lol
Favorite position?
The woman on top, and no that doesn't mean I can be lazy, but apart from what I feel it benefits me, it gives her more control to gain her own satisfaction from intercourse.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
No toys, never really seen anything for guys that i think would be worthwhile.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
I've never really been one who wanted to sleep with famous people, or teachers, so noone.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
If in this instant we mean the zone, then sure I would, but we've been there on other board topics.
How often do you masturbate?
It varies from 3 or 4 times a day, to nothing for a couple of weeks maybe. mostly I'd say once a day, but yeah, you have it all covered.
Do you watch porn?
no, never, it just doesn't do anything for me.
What turns you on?
A beautiful woman, but also women who are incredibly sexual, they don't have to do anything, the knowledge they are so sexual can turn me on.
What turns you off?
an unclean woman.
Any sexual partners you regret?
No, and don't think I ever would.
Have you had a one night stand?
No, maybe if I found the opportunity, but I just don't know, would depend on the circomstances, and the woman.
Quiet or Loud?
I like to show I am apreciative of what is happening, and like the same from my partner, but I'd rather my neighbours didn't find that out too.
Lights on or off?
Who cares, if it's to be a sighted woman then I guess I'd have to think about it, but so far, I've not really.
Do you like music on while having sex?
Kind of indifferent, I don't even know if I'd be aware afterwards what the music was, as I want my attention on the woman.
What do you like to do right after sex?
Well, now I don't smoke, a cigarette is out, so I guess to lie close or cuddle, and talk a while.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
Never.
Do you consider yourself sexy?
No, but that's not my call.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
I already shave, so this isn't so relevant.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
I honestly don't know, I don't think I'd be into serious bondage, and I doubt I'd do anal, however, like I said above, if I really love her, I'd think about it.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
Thankfully not, and have never felt much benefit when a woman did it for me.

## Post 37 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 01-Jul-2007 17:59:01

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
Baked me brownies
When did you lose your virginity?
15
How many partners have you had?
3
Do you like to give oral?
Yes
Do you like to receive oral?
Yes
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
Gay
Ever had a 3some or want to?
Yes have had one
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
No Answer
Best place you’ve had sex?
In My Back Yard
Worst sexual experience?
When I felt someones lower parts that had a little to much hair
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
The Beach
Are you dominate or submissive?
Dominate
Ever tried anal or want to?
Tryed It
Would you say you are good in bed?
Yes
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
Yes
Describe your best.
Great with my tongue
Describe your worst.
Sometimes go a little to hard
Ever used food during sex?
Yes
Favorite position?
Standing up or from the back
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
No
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
Would love to walk in my door after a long night shift and have my lover tear my clohes off and yeah.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
Shane off the L Word
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
I Would
How often do you masturbate?
Never Anymore
Do you watch porn?
Yes
What turns you on?
Women who wear cologne, who have sexy voices, and who are extremely kinky.
What turns you off?
Women with hair there, who are to skinny, and who expect me to do all the work.
Any sexual partners you regret?
One
Have you had a one night stand?
Yes
Quiet or Loud?
LLLLOOOOUUUUDDDD
Lights on or off?
Don't Matter
Do you like music on while having sex?
Yes either Melissa Etheridge, something with a good baseline, and piano stuff.
What do you like to do right after sex?
Hold my partner and drink a coke.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
Sort Of.
Do you consider yourself sexy?
No.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
Yes
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
No man.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
Yes

## Post 38 by speedie (move over school!) on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2007 8:56:14

Ok I'm motivated now the red bull's working.
Most romantic thing. That would be when Matilda lay with me holding me in her arms, after delivering a huge bunch of white lillies to my room in hospital,after I'd had the news I was cured of the anaemia.
Lost my virginity. To a girl who took pity on my paralysed self in Kerry at 16.
Partners.4
Dom or Sub I can switch I'm very adaptable.Smile
Anal. I like to watch two girls doing it to each other.
Good in bed. Matilda would soon tell me if I wasn't
I've had complaints from people who don't understand
paralysis.
Best.Iv'e a vivid imagination and a liking for experimentation
Toys. Scalpels whips vibrators and handcuffs.
mostly blood play.
Worst. That's private it was horrible for both of us.
Food. Cream chocolate jelly and alcohol
Fav position. The Karma Sutra is a nightmare.
Fantasy. The Voodoo Queen from Pirates 2 says you have a touch of destiny about you Stevie O'Brien, ya want to know me.
Celeb Shag. Johnny Depp
On the list. No never.
Masturbation It's pointless, sighs.
Porn. Yes its a scream
Turn On. Dublin Goths who take me as I am and Hells Angels on throbbing harley davidsons
Turn off. BO and poor hygiene stupidity and slutty women
Regret. A few don't we all.
One night stand. Right so, with a guy who wanted to see if I could make him come, christ could he scream.
There's they Catholics shagging again keep the bloody noise down!
Lights. Off unless blood is in the mix.
Music. No if you need that it's time to leave.
Afters. Share a joint, some whiskey or just sleep, holding Matilda.
A video. Dear do you fancy making a film? or as they say in Ireland, a filim.
I'm the sexiest thing that Ireland has ever produced.
I've shaved myself and shaved them it's great craic.
I'd draw the line at swallowing body waste.
Sucking nipples. Never tried that will keep me amused during the news.
Stevie.

## Post 39 by i love tequila (i just keep on drinkin shots of tequila) on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2007 13:36:33

hmm intersting

## Post 40 by speedie (move over school!) on Thursday, 05-Jul-2007 8:41:16

Do you not have a sex life
Stevie

## Post 41 by Blondie McConfusion (Blah Blah Blah) on Thursday, 05-Jul-2007 20:38:52

ok i will some what answer my own survey. but there are some things that people i care about don't even know about me yet. and until that time is right, i'd like it to stay that way.
Most romantic thing was when i was sick and supposed to have a date. i canceled and the guy showed up at my door with a can of chicken noodle soup.
I lost my virginity in 1999.
I've had enough partners to be experienced but not enough that i can't improve.
As for oral, i like to give and depending on the guy, i like to receive.
I am straight.
Never had a 3some and doubt I ever will.
Making love by the lake was nice.
My worst experience was when i was supposed to be going to the lake for a picnic when the guy pulled over and said "so are you going to give me head now" That is the shortest date I've ever been on.
I don't like to brag, so i won't say I'm good in bed. Plus that isn't my decision to make.
I have no toys.
On the strict basis that he has an amazing voice and he's hot, but i know that it would never happen and if the opportunity were to come to me, i wouldn't go through with it because i'm not like that, I'd have sex with Kenny Chesney.
At this point, no i wouldn't sleep with anyone on the zone.
I have watched porn and found it funny.
Bad kissers turn me off among a few other things.
I don't care about the lights even though i can see.
Music can be nice sometimes.
I like to cuddle.
I've never made porn.
I personally don't really consider myself sexy.
There are things i absolutely won't do such as extreme bondage and stuff, but with someone i truly care about, if he wanted to try something that i haven't before, i would consider it depending on how rough or whatever it was or it's grossness factor. hope that makes sense.
sorry if that isn't enough info for y'all, but at least i made an attempt to answer.

## Post 42 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Sunday, 08-Jul-2007 9:16:00

well this certainly has been an interesting topic to read through. so get ready, because don't ask me why, but I finally feel motivated to answer these
questions. I'm answering totally honestly here, I've got nothing to hide. so all of you who are curious, and thinking, "hmm. I wonder what shark's answers
are?" Like anybody has ever wondered that but yeah. anyways, here goes.
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you? Could someone fill me in as to what romantic is again? Me has forgotten.
When did you lose your virginity? Way back a couple of weeks after I turned 14, to a girl who was almost 18.
How many partners have you had?like 8 or 9
Do you like to give oral? Hell yeah! I absolutely love the smell and taste of a woman!
Do you like to receive oral? Only if she knows what she's doing.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious? straight
Ever had a 3some or want to? Yes I have. Twice actually, and they were awesome!
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? I've had sex while the girl was on the rag. As long as she takes a shower first, it's cool with me.
Best place you’ve had sex? Well never had sex anywhere other than a bed, but I did get a blowjob in the back of a minivan in the middle of a busy walmart
parking lot once. That was cool!
Worst sexual experience? Can't say I've ever had a sexual experience that I didn't somewhat enjoy.
Where is your dream spot to have sex? I've always wondered what it would be like to have sex on the roof of a building, or somewhere in the cn tower here
in toronto
Are you dominate or submissive? Mostly submissive. A woman who makes the first move and who is slightly dominent is a major turn on for me.
Ever tried anal or want to? Have given it, but no way in hell is my back door being used for entry!
Would you say you are good in bed? Well I don't clame to be the best, but I've had a few girls tell me I was the best they ever had, so...
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest! Yes I have. It's hard to make me cum through oral sex. so they've complained that their jaws were getting tired cuz
they couldn't get me there.
Describe your best. hmm a couple of experiences come to mind, so when I pick one, I just might add it
Describe your worst.
Ever used food during sex? No.
Favorite position? Either me on top, or doggy style for sure!
Do you own any toys and if so what are they? I own a pocket pussy, but don't use it much cuz it's more trouble than it's worth.
Share one of your sexual fantasies. Nah, not here, not now. Besides, character limits and such.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with? None of them. They're all too fake. If I want fake I'll buy a blow up dall.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list? If this list refers to the zone, been there, done that, but not opposed to doing it again.
How often do you masturbate? Depends on my mood. Usually once a day, but if I'm really worked up sometimes 3 or 4 times.
Do you watch porn? Sometimes, but I find most of it has a lot of crappy music that makes it hard to hear what's going on.
What turns you on? When a woman knows what she wants, and is not afraid to get it.
Expensive smelling perfume
long hair
southern accents
a woman who is a good kisser
a woman who is a good conversationalist
What turns you off? lack of good personal hygene
shallow, closed minded, or prudish types
Majorly fat chicks. Like over 225 lbs or so
women who think they're god's gift to men
Any sexual partners you regret? Hell yeah, but even though they're not a zoner, I still won't slag them off here.
Have you had a one night stand? No, because 2 night stands are more fun. like dirty weekends and such.
Quiet or Loud? Sometimes loud, sometimes quiet, depending on what we're doing.
Lights on or off? Doesn't matter, but off usually. I mean, what the fuck do I need them on for? Doesn't help me see or anything.
Do you like music on while having sex? Nah, I like it quiet in the room except for us.
What do you like to do right after sex? Cuddle, talk, and then go for round 2 if we're up for it.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex? Hell no, and considering what just happened to a fellow zoner, never will.
Do you consider yourself sexy No, never have. I consider myself more along the lines of average.?
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to? Sure why not? Used to do it all the time even when I wasn't with anyone, but haven't for a
long time.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it? No s and m, nothing painful, no animals, and noone under age 18
Can you suck on your own nipples? Fuck no.
And there you have it. Answered to the best of my ability.
The zone's favorite, Canadian great white.

## Post 43 by reclusive thinker (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2007 15:56:56

I think Dusty Bin's responses were hilarious, and the only thing that made this topic worth reading at all. Most of the sex talk that goes on here is just boring trash, but this guy was really creative and funny. Real comedic talent.

## Post 44 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2007 16:57:15

You honestly want to know what I think is trashy? I feel that when people fill the board with 2 or three word posts is not normal. Things such as haha, lol, good one so and so, and so on gets on my nerves. This is so dumb to me. Its like, people do not have enough to say so they just put whatever comes in there heads.

## Post 45 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2007 19:24:12

I thought dusty's answers were great, too!

## Post 46 by ocean blue (what you see! is what you get!) on Thursday, 12-Jul-2007 3:20:41

well i guess i'm adding to this board. so here i go.
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you? took me out on my birthday for a romantic picnic and he fed me strobarys with whip cream
When did you lose your virginity? 18
How many partners have you had? 5
Do you like to give oral? Yes it makes me happy to see the other person enjoying himself or herself
Do you like to receive oral? Yes I enjoy that too very much
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious? I am very strate
Ever had a 3some or want to?no that doesn’t seem like my thing
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? Good question smile! Well I put on some music and danced around while taking off my close then wellthere where some hand cufs and you can guess the rest .
Best place you’ve had sex? I haven’t found one yet but I’m looking heheheh lol
Worst sexual experience?I’ll have to think about that one smile
Where is your dream spot to have sex? Wellmay be out side on a blankit during the summer and far away so no one can here me or the other person
Are you dominate or submissive? I can be both but it really depends I like to be domanit
Ever tried anal or want to? I here some people like it but I don’t think I would like to try it.
Would you say you are good in bed? Smile! I’ve never had any complaints
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!no not really
Describe your best. We will just say I like using my tung, and I like to nibble
Describe your worst.don’t know
Ever used food during sex? Yes!
Favorite position? I’ll just say this! I think it’s different with each partners but the one I like I’ll keep to myself! smile
Do you own any toys and if so what are they? I don’t haveany
Share one of your sexual fantasies. Hmmmmm! Smile well I would like to take a bubble bath with that special person and show them how much there body turns me on.i would have some music playing and some candoles Then move in to the bedroom and well you can probably guess what happens next smile!
What celebrity do you want to have sex with? I can’t think of anyone
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list? Well sense we don’t know what list I’m going to say no!
How often do you masturbate? I don’t do it. and I know you guys might not believe me but it just doesn’t turn me on doing it. I’ll say I’ve tried it but
Do you watch porn? No
What turns you on? Well a guys voice, there hands and there personalityif they can make me laugh that’s always a plus
What turns you off? Someone who has bad personal hygiene, crudeness, and only wants to receive sex and not give it back in return
Any sexual partners you regret? Yes! 1 but I wont go in to it. It’s a long story
Have you had a one night stand? Yes just one
Quiet or Loud? It depends on where I am and if I feel comfortable
Lights on or off? It doesn’t matter to me
Do you like music on while having sex? Yes some times
What do you like to do right after sex? Well I like to ketch my breath! Smile !lol but normaly I like to talk and cuddle
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex? No
Do you consider yourself sexy? I’ve been told that so I’m not going to argue smile
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to? Yes I would.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?well I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t do anal
Can you suck on your own nipples? Sadly no!

## Post 47 by Devious_Britches (smarty pants) on Friday, 13-Jul-2007 3:01:13

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you? Left and took all the kids with him
When did you lose your virginity? when the dust bunnies took off with it.
How many partners have you had? more than 0
Do you like to give oral? I yell a lot does that count
Do you like to receive oral? No but they wont let me muzzle them.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious? I'm a mom don't have time for any of it
Ever had a 3 some or want to? I had a 3 musketeer once
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? A bad perm.
Best place you’ve had sex? In the only quiet private place, my dreams.
Worst sexual experience? when I was sober
Where is your dream spot to have sex? In a bungalow in Bermuda but I
always wake up in a pineapple under the sea.
Are you dominate or submissive? My kids have driven me insane so I'm a multiple
Ever tried anal or want to? My husbands an ass does that count.
Would you say you are good in bed? I don't know I'm hardly in it.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest! I'm a mom so every day of my life.
Describe your best. When i woke up and everyone was gone but had their shoes on the right feet.
Describe your worst. When they came back.
Ever used food during sex? Had to put some thing in his mouth to shut him up
Favorite position? C.E.O
Do you own any toys and if so what are they? Tickle me Elmo's my best friend.
Share one of your sexual fantasies. No one home, Complete Silence, I don't care who you are for any parent that is orgasmic.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with? One that will die and leave me all his money
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list? in A B C order?
How often do you masturbate? I went fishing once was much of a master at bating
Do you watch porn? No I get jealous
What turns you on? strong coffee.
What turns you off? strong Meds.
Any sexual partners you regret? No I hate them all equally
Have you had a one night stand? Only with the emergency room
Quiet or Loud? Parent, need I say more?
Lights on or off? Off I'd rather be unconscious.
Do you like music on while having sex? Yeah Barny's always a crowd pleaser.
What do you like to do right after sex? wake up from the dream?
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex? Yeah the one time I did it and now I just play it over and over for comedy relief.
Do you consider yourself sexy? yeah if you consider the no sleep look and ode to baby spit up perfume sexy sure I'm damn HOT.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to? lol no sharp object allowed were in our prenuptial agreement.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it? What is this sex you keep speaking of?
Can you suck on your own nipples? Yeah but I gotta take them out of my pants first.
(giggle jk that was fun)

## Post 48 by reclusive thinker (Veteran Zoner) on Friday, 13-Jul-2007 17:58:06

Pretty good, Devious_Britches. Reminiscent of Erma Bombeck, whom I always enjoyed.

## Post 49 by EssenceOfFaith (The Creamy Apple) on Saturday, 14-Jul-2007 8:33:54

While I appreciate the responses of everyone who answered, I must add myown plea to my own. Some of you may wonder how any of us can grow enough balls to answer these. And my answer is, if you're going to judge me because of what I say on a public forum, that's all you. I don't owe explanations to anyone who isn't a friend. Ask me nicely and I might just tell you more about my life. I don't flaunt my sexuality for the whole world. I am simply an author, writing pieces of my autobiography.
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
No one has ever done anything romantic for me, sadly enough.
When did you lose your virginity?
At the age of seventeen. What an appropriate end to childhood.
How many partners have you had?
Four men, two women.
Do you like to give oral?
I love the act of pleasing my partner. I don't love oral, but I don't mind it.
Do you like to receive oral?
Aside from intercourse, I think oral is the most intimate thing you can do with someone. Not only do I love it. I think there's something special in it.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
bi, with men as a preference
Ever had a 3some or want to?
Yup! Two doms and a sub. Man she was a hot moaner!
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
I'm in a dom/sub relationship. He ties me up and handcuffs me all the time. I love it!
Best place you’ve had sex?
Only had sex in ordinary places.
Worst sexual experience?
I have no problem answering this question, but no one else did. Let's just say it was his fault. But I tried to tell him everything was okay.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
On the beach, under the stars.
Are you dominate or submissive?
Sub with guys. Equal or dominant with girls.
Ever tried anal or want to?
I'm starting to like it. I think vaginal is way better though.
Would you say you are good in bed?
I've had guys tell me I'm a good lay.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
Never complaints, only suggestions on how to give a better blow job.
Describe your best.
My dom is my best so far. Every time I'm with him is just heavenly. I mean it. I think one of my best sexual moments was during the threesome though. He knew I asociated the song "Crash Into Me" by the Dave Matthews Band to be our song. I was playing a mix CD that had that song on it, and after acknowledging that this was our song (I forgot exactly what he said because I was too in the moment) he tied me up to the words
Oh I watch you there,
Through the window and I stare,
At you, you wear nothing but you wear it so well,
Tied up and twisted the way I'd like to be,
For you, for me,
Come crash into me,
Come crash into me,
I don't know. To me that was really special, something i'd been waiting for him to do.
Describe your worst.
Didn't you already ask this question?
Ever used food during sex?
Nope. I'd be willing to try it though.
Favorite position?
Woman on top. It's not even the control that's appealing to me. It's him sucking on my nipples as I ride him or leaning down to give him a kiss, or two, or three, or a lot... And afterword, it's the feeling of lying on top of him and feeling him grow soft inside me. There's nothing like it in the world.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
He uses toys on me. I personally don't have any.
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
My fantasy was to be dominated. And that first time, he made me scream, and scream, and scream... I suppose I need to come up with a new fantasy now?...
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
Brandon Boyd from Incubus
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
Off the zone? I'd let Jess have sex with me or dominate me.
How often do you masturbate?
A few times a week sometimes. Other times only once a week if that.
Do you watch porn?
I never really got into porn.
What turns you on?
Seductive voices, a woman or man with confidence or ambition, soft skin, curves in a woman, muscles in a man.
What turns you off?
Bad hygene and too much hair.
Any sexual partners you regret?
I regret that every man I've ever been with has been puppy love or just a really close friend. There was no real love there. It's something that's really hard for me to admit.
Have you had a one night stand?
Yes, I've had two.
Quiet or Loud?
Always loud.
Lights on or off?
Never really cared.
Do you like music on while having sex?
I could do with or without it. Sex has often been a spontaneous thing, something where I'm caught up in the moment. I don't have time to worry about whether music is on or off, even if I am a musician. Then again, I've never had sex to bad music.
What do you like to do right after sex?
Cuddle or fall asleep. Though there have been times when we mutually just act normal after sex: watch TV, eat, go out somewhere... Kinda like, okay, there's no need to get mushy over this, no matter how good it was.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
Nude pics, but no audio or video.
Do you consider yourself sexy?
Pretty yes. I dunno about sexy.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
Yes I would.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
No snakes, absolutely no one under age. Only eighteen or not, I am a college girl. Yes I could still do a seventeen year old, but I have higher standards. No golden showers, no diaper play, no putting me in cages, no electrical play, no threesomes where two men are getting off on each other, no fucking another man in the ass... Sorry, my boyfriend read out to me a list of fettishes. I'm used to hearing about crazy stuff.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
With these large breasts? Of course!

## Post 50 by Meka (carpe Diem!) on Saturday, 14-Jul-2007 21:48:53

Oh Lord, I'm afraid of some of my answers, but here goes.
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you? Brought me flowers and took me out to dinner, making me feel like the most cherished person on earth. It wasn't so much one thing, just a series of little things that made me feel blessed.
When did you lose your virginity? I was sixteen-years-old.
How many partners have you had? *shudders* I want to say perhaps fifteen, most of which were during my teen-aged years when I thought I could find love from the simple act of coupling with others.
Do you like to give oral? Not particularly, however, I think it is more of a trust issue. I enjoy the power that I have over a man when I actually decide to do this.
Do you like to receive oral? No, not particularly. It feels too sensitive, or too much, and I can't seem to relax.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious? I'd say that I am thoroughly bicurious.
Ever had a 3some or want to? I came very close to having a threesome, but her boyfriend was in such a rush that I lost my nerve. Talk about when you need to tell someone to keep it in their pants!
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? Hmm, I allowed a guy to finger me during math class. Our teacher was blind, and when I was ready to reach orgasm, I was called on to answer a math question. x equals...equals...equals... oops!
Best place you’ve had sex? In a swimming pool
Worst sexual experience? Because of my ability to get in to some hysterical situations, there are two experiences that come to mind. The first happened when I was about seventeen. I was giving my boyfriend a blow job on a porch between two buildings. I heard someone walking toward us and their keys were jangling. I thought it was the director of homelife so I jumped up to hide behind the building, not realizing that there was a seven foot drop. I fell off of the porch, landing on one foot, and my entire body snapped back and I bruised my shin from the pressure. It turned out to be a friend of ours. The other embarrassing situation happened a few years later when I was on the receiving end of oral sex. I was right on the verge and then all of a sudden I passed gas. I wanted to just die. The guy was so understanding about it and took it so much better than I did and eventually calmed me down, but I still can't think of that without blushing.
Where is your dream spot to have sex? In a hot spring in the middle of the night.
Are you dominate or submissive? I think I can switch, but I tend to have more submissive tendencies. But when I am giving oral sex, I feel a sense of power to know that I am bringing my partner to a place where he will be out of control.
Ever tried anal or want to? I have tried it, but the partner was not very gentle or very patient. I'd like to try it again but with more foreplay involved.
Would you say you are good in bed? I give my all in whatever I plan to do, whether it is singing, writing, working with an organization, or engaging in intimacy. Keeping my partner first and acknowledging and meeting their needs during sex to me means that I am a good partner in bed, although I did not always feel that way.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest! Yes, I have had complaints that I take too long to orgasm, or that I'm too tight, like whoa? I thought guys liked tight? Or that I was a bitch for not giving head.
Describe your best. The best sexual experience involved my partner being so incredibly gentle and loving, and it all just melded seamlessly. It wasn't like 'and now we're moving from foreplay to intercourse.'
Describe your worst. My worst was when I went to a hotel with my boyfriend and his best friend when I was in high school. The boyfriend couldn't get it up for the entire weekend, and his best friend kept thinking he was inside of me even when I told him that he wasn't and was sexing up the bed as hard as he possibly could. So I had his boney hips pressing against the inside of my thighs and then he ejaculated all over the bed! yuck!
Ever used food during sex? yes. My partner and I fed each other cherries dipped in whipped cream.
Favorite position? doggie style.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they? I don't, currently. But I used to own a Hitachi magic wand. Just think...the people that make your VCR's also make sex toys, complete with g-spot attachment! I miss it, although I never had the aforementioned attachment. I threw it away when the boyfriend at the time seemed to be jealous. I was dumb. If you ladies ever get your hands on one of those babies, don't let it go for anything. Ditch the guy instead!
Share one of your sexual fantasies. One sexual fantasy is to go in to a public place without wearing underwear. My partner would slip a vibrator or one of those vibrating eggs inside of me and have a remote control. It would lead to much fun and teasing!
What celebrity do you want to have sex with? I don't know. I think they are all too busy screwing everyone else!
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list? Hmm, I don't know that either. Maybe, but I don't know anyone on the list well enough to consider it.
How often do you masturbate? Once or twice a week, or maybe every couple of weeks.
Do you watch porn? I used to watch it. I watched the HBO amateur porn awards with a friend of mine. I learned that men dressed in clown suits that could ejaculate across the room and hit the wall with a splort sound are scary indeed! And I stopped watching porn after seeing some video where the man was all 'choke on it, bitch!' and the woman sounded like she was going to throw up. Maybe she should have puiked on the guy for being such a jackass.
What turns you on? Words turn me on more than anything. Hot conversation, well-written erotica, or even the most innocent of touches.
What turns you off? arrogance, insincerity, and people that believe you can slide in to homebase without taking the time to analyze the field.
Any sexual partners you regret? Yes, a great deal of them, but I can't turn back the hands of time. I regret sleeping with a married man when I was sixteen or seventeen.
Have you had a one night stand? Yes, several.
Quiet or Loud? Definitely loud
Lights on or off? Either way works for me!
Do you like music on while having sex? I can go either way on this. But for the most part, it is a resounding yes.
What do you like to do right after sex? Cuddle like the emotionally needy wretch that I am!
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex? No, but I did let a boyfriend take pictures of me. always wondered what happend to them...
Do you consider yourself sexy? Yes, I definitely do. Sexy is a state of mind.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to? Oh God, yes! but ladies, don't ever put anything that costs less than $5 on the cooch! Major ouch and chemical burn. But I love to be smooth.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it? if you can do it in the bathroom toilet, I don't want it touching me nor do I want to take part in it!
Can you suck on your own nipples? yes, I can.

## Post 51 by julians mom (Veteran Zoner) on Thursday, 27-Sep-2007 20:21:28

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you? told me i think it's about time i get you a ring
When did you lose your virginity?14
How many partners have you had?10
Do you like to give oral?yes
Do you like to receive oral?yes
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?straight
Ever had a 3some or want to?yes had a 3 some
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?adventours sexual positions
Best place you’ve had sex?cemetary
Worst sexual experience?when i lost my virginity
Where is your dream spot to have sex?the lake out in the open
Are you dominate or submissive?submissive
Ever tried anal or want to?yes tried it
Would you say you are good in bed?yep ask dawson
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!yeah
Describe your best.dawson and me at his parents house
Describe your worst.don't remember
Ever used food during sex?no
Favorite position?on top
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?nipple clips paddle ridding crop and vibrators
Share one of your sexual fantasies.hmmm no
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?ryan phelepe
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?i have and do
How often do you masturbate?no comment
Do you watch porn?no
What turns you on?nipple nibbling and kissing
What turns you off?certain smells
Any sexual partners you regret?no
Have you had a one night stand?no
Quiet or Loud?middle
Lights on or off?either
Do you like music on while having sex?yes
What do you like to do right after sex?snuggle
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?no
Do you consider yourself sexy?no/dawson does but i dont
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?yep
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?not that i know of
Can you suck on your own nipples?probably very well indowd in the boob department

## Post 52 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 03-Dec-2007 11:44:16

Ooh! I love surveys. Thanks.
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you? He called me when I was sick, just to see if I was ok.
When did you lose your virginity? I was 19. It was with a friend I'd known for several years. Both of us were virgins and curious, so we whipped out a condom and tried it. I'm 23 now and don't regret it.
How many partners have you had? Five, but only one boyfriend. The rest were friends with benefits.
Do you like to give oral? I love giving oral. It's one of my favourite activities.
Do you like to receive oral? I used to think that giving was the best, until I met my boyfriend. Now they're neck and neck. *smile*
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious? Straight, but I fully support the rights of other sexual orientations.
Ever had a 3some or want to? No, and I never had a real desire to do it, though occasional fantacies would pop in my head from time to time.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? Probably giving a blowjob at the table! lol
Best place you’ve had sex? Good old bed.
Worst sexual experience? One time, this guy who I was with for the first time put a used condom on a dresser. It takes alot to gross me out, but that did it. I never saw him again.
Where is your dream spot to have sex? Anywhere in Piraeus, Athens. That or the house of Markos Vamvakaris, which is now a museum. lol
Are you dominate or submissive? In real life, both of us are equal, but in the bedroom, I sometimes play Little Miss Innocent for fun.
Ever tried anal or want to? Oh boy, that's the one thing I saved for the right guy and I'm glad I did! I love anal and my boyfriend is amazing!
Would you say you are good in bed? Absolutely, especially in oral, though having an all-around amazing partner helps.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest! No, really, though my bf did ask me if I ever quit as a joke.
Describe your best. Best what? Way to seduce a guy, sexual technique, best experience?
Describe your worst. See above.
Ever used food during sex? Yes, both with my first partner. We used ice and pudding on two separate occasions.
Favorite position? Intercourse, me on top, anal, me on all fours with my butt in the air, giving oral, sitting between my lover's legs on the bed and receiving oral, just regular on my back.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they? lol Do I! A silicone small bent realistic dildo, a 6 in. realistic silicone vibe (no longer use), a 5 in. realistic laitex dildo, a 5 in. gelly dildo (never use/don't like), a small silicone butt plug, a bullet style vibe (that I could never get to work), a set of Smart Balls (like ben wa balls) and my favourite, The Boyfriend (yes, that's it's name) 5 in. extremely realistic dildo.
Share one of your sexual fantasies. I'd love to go back in time, find Markos Vamvakaris and meet him. I'd tell him that I love his music and that I too play the bouzouki. We'd play for awhile and then, he'd take me into a back room and teach me all the unwritten dromoi.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with? Mmm, Markos Vamvakaris, see above. Also, Stratos Pagioumtzis and Iordanis Tsomidis when he was older.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list? Not Not unless my boyfriend joins. Totally satisfied.
How often do you masturbate? Depends. Used to be three times a day, but now, I like to wait and keep the suspence for when I see my boyfriend.
Do you watch porn? I can't see it, so no. But I do read and write erotica.
What turns you on? Greek men, especially if they have accents (my bf does), smokers with really heavy voices (my bf's never smoked but can do the voice), really good taximia (improv on the bouzouki), rebetes (have to be into Greek stuff to know what I mean), dirty talk, older men (really older, my bf is 62) and penises, especially uncut ones (yay!)
What turns you off? Dishonesty, stds, body odor (tobacco not included), real shyness, disrespect (unless I'm laughing, no means no and won't change) and no creativity in a partner, unless we're just happy to be with each other.
Any sexual partners you regret? Nope. Each had their place in my life, even the condom-leaver. lol
Have you had a one night stand? Yes, two. But I never ever slept with any man without getting to know him first, talking on the phone and the computer, becoming a friend. So by yes I mean that we saw each other in person once, had sex and then never met again.
Quiet or Loud? I'm pretty quiet, unless I'm actually cumming.
Lights on or off? The lights have been off since I was two-months-old. So it's up to him.
Do you like music on while having sex? Music is what started everything in the first place! Yes, some really good rebetika, but haven't done it that way too much. We're usually too into each other to care.
What do you like to do right after sex? I love to just lay with my boyfriend, the two of us holding one another... just being together.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex? Yes, audio, just for my bf and I.
Do you consider yourself sexy? Yep.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to? I shave everything no matter what. I absolutely hate having hair down there.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it? Anything having to do with nonsexual fluids (eurin, defication). That makes me sick. Also, no anal licking in either direction and I wouldn't have sex during my period, though I would give oral. Oh, and absolutely no spanking!
Can you suck on your own nipples? lol No.

## Post 53 by HotPerro (I live and breathe the board) on Tuesday, 04-Dec-2007 3:15:51

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
Wow, hard to pick, I’ve had many romantic things done for me, and I appreciate them all.
When did you lose your virginity?
13
How many partners have you had?
Damn, you’re gonna make me take off my shoes, lol.
Do you like to give oral?
I do, very much.
Do you like to receive oral?
Yes, but unfortunately, I’m kinda hard to please.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
Straight
Ever had a 3some or want to?
I’ve been close to doing it, I’d still do it.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Hmm, not sure if it’s the kinkiest, but it was thrilling to do it at the tennis courts, during lunch time back in high school.
Best place you’ve had sex?
On a swing, overlooking a canyon.
Worst sexual experience?
A drunken one night stand I had.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
I guess places don’t really concern me.
Are you dominate or submissive?
I’m dominant as far as leading what goes on, but I just go with the flow.
Ever tried anal or want to?
I’ve been on the giving end, my ass is exit only though.
Would you say you are good in bed?
I’ve been told I am, so I’d like to think so. I do my best to make it a very fun and pleasurable experience for both of us.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
Not that I know of…
Describe your best.
I’d have to say my current partner is the best, we know each other very well.
Describe your worst.
See above
Ever used food during sex?
Yeah, ice cream, whip cream, chocolate syrup, fruit… I’m forgetting something.
Favorite position?
It changes, I’ve been in to doggy lately.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
I don’t
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
Hmm, I’d rather not, get me drunk and I might.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
I’ll get back to you on that one.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
Not sure what “the list” is, so to be safe, no.
How often do you masturbate?
I try to lend myself a hand evry day.
Do you watch porn?
Sure, I prefer the amateur stuff though.
What turns you on?
Physically, boobs, long hair, sexy voice, a nice subtle scent, etc. Non-physical, intelligence, creativity, sense of humor, confidence, etc. Huge plus if she can cook; I don’t have a heart to get to, just a stomach.
What turns you off?
The opposite of my previous answer, except for the cooking.
Any sexual partners you regret?
No, just wouldn’t do anything with them again.
Have you had a one night stand?
Yeah, a few.
Quiet or Loud?
Quiet for the most part, but I let her know my pleasure.
Lights on or off?
I let her do the lights.
Do you like music on while having sex?
Yeah, but it can easily kill the mood for me.
What do you like to do right after sex?
It depends
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
An xgf tried to do an audio, but the batteries ran out as we were getting going.
Do you consider yourself sexy?
If I were a chick, I’d do me, lol.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
I manscape myself.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
I’d have my reservations about acting out a rape scene, and like I said, my ass is exit only.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
Not even close.

## Post 54 by Izzito (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 04-Dec-2007 12:03:42

haha this should be fun
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
Hmmm it was for my birthday and she had a summer cabin. So we went their and she cooked dinner and then we went for a walk and did in in the woods Idk that always comes to my mind sometimes cause it was fun lol.
When did you lose your virginity?
14
How many partners have you had?
Haha a few
Do you like to give oral?
Deffinetly but only if I feel confortable with the girl and i've been with her for a while.
Do you like to receive oral?
yes
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
Straight
Ever had a 3some or want to?
Yes and it was oh so fun! hehe
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Hmm during high school I played the sax for the band. At one of the footbal games this girl and I took off and went to the closit in the band room and did it.
Best place you’ve had sex?
Good all bed lol.
Worst sexual experience?
After a show with my band a long time ago hm we went to an after party I got really drunk and got with this girl aparrently we did it but i don't remember much so that sucked so is gotta be the worse experience.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
An airplane
Are you dominate or submissive?
Both depends on whats going on and on the other person.
Ever tried anal or want to?
Nope
Would you say you are good in bed?
I've been told so and pretty much alll of the times i've done its been fun for both so I guess yeh lol
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
Not that i've been told no
Describe your best.
Oh wow pretty much every time is awesome lol
Describe your worst.
I can't recall
Ever used food during sex?
Yes
Favorite position?
It changes from time to time
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
I don’t
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
Hmm I'am pretty simple to please
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
Paril Hilton so she could pay me after we're done lol
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
I don't have a list lol
How often do you masturbate?
Not much no more it doesn't really do it for me is either the real thing or nada
Do you watch porn?
sometimes
What turns you on?
A lot of things. Physicly I would have to say boobs, ass lol hmm nice voice, hair, a good sence of humor someone that is easy to talk to and is not afraid to be blunt about things, hmm a pretty smile and yeah bunch of more stuff lol.
What turns you off?
The opposite of my previous answers,
Any sexual partners you regret?
No cause obviouslly at some point i wanted to fuckt them lol
Have you had a one night stand?
Yeah, a few.
Quiet or Loud?
Quiet for the most part but i show it if I'am being pleasured lol
Lights on or off?
I don't care either or
Do you like music on while having sex?
sure why not just don't fuck to familly guy lol it could easilly get you to start laughing lol or comedy central for that matter hehe
What do you like to do right after sex?
Cuddle drink a beer or take a nice lil nap
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
Yeah but god knows where that tape is now and I really don't care for it lol
Do you consider yourself sexy?
soo sexi that i should be a porn star! lol
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
always gotta stay presentable down their lol
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
I'am always willing to try new stuff as long as I and the other person are totaly ok with it
Can you suck on your own nipples?
Not even close.

## Post 55 by Cheeseburgersalad (Newborn Zoner) on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2007 12:00:47

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you? When I was 15 my girlfriend gave me her coat because i didn't bring mine.
When did you lose your virginity?When I just turned 15
How many partners have you had? 4
Do you like to give oral? Yes
Do you like to receive oral? Yes
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious? Gay
Ever had a 3some or want to? Yeah it OK. There wasn't a lot of room.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? Im not gonna answer that lol
Best place you’ve had sex? Seriously, the shower
Worst sexual experience? Um...a one night stand with this girl who had no clue what she was doing...I actually was thinking of another person during it...I feel bad about it.
Where is your dream spot to have sex? I have no freakin clue!
Are you dominate or submissive? submissive
Ever tried anal or want to? Yeah....its not for me.
Would you say you are good in bed? I think so....
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest! None that I have heard but, I'm sure people talked smack behind my back.
Describe your best: It was KINKY! I didn't know I could bend that way, lets put it like that.
Describe your worst: Please See Worst Sexual Experience Question Above.
Ever used food during sex? yes, ice cream.
Favorite position? Doggie
Do you own any toys and if so what are they? I have a vibe. It's pink with glitter. :D
Share one of your sexual fantasies: I don't have one at the moment.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with? This British singer. She's really tall. Oh man! I'd tap that!
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list? What list?
How often do you masturbate? I'm not gonna answer that but, not a whole lot.
Do you watch porn? No, its too superficial.
What turns you on? Good smells tall people....handcuffs, you know normal stuff.
What turns you off? Odd odors
Any sexual partners you regret?Oh yeah....yeah I do have those.
Have you had a one night stand? Yes.
Quiet or Loud? LOUD! lol
Lights on or off? I like off.
Do you like music on while having sex? No, I've never fucked to music. But if I did it would be drum and bass.
What do you like to do right after sex? Eat a big sandwich. I'm not kidding either
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex? I'm not that conceded...yet...
Do you consider yourself sexy? nope
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to? I do. It feels more hygienic.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it? Anal a'int for me.
Can you suck on your own nipples? Maybe....I never tried...yet...

## Post 56 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2007 12:58:29

Well, this is a great topic. Basically, I loved reading everyone's answers. Will I fill out the whole survey? Not in detail for public consumption. LOL What do I do after sex? Go to sleep. Do I like music on? No. How often do I masturbate? Several times a week, sometimes up to twice a day. Fantasies? Well, wouldn't you like to know! LOL

## Post 57 by Marissapc2010 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Wednesday, 12-Dec-2007 12:38:28

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
Well, none of my boyfriends were to romantic, but I have had 2 songs sang for me.
When did you lose your virginity?
At 14.
How many partners have you had?
2.
Do you like to give oral?
I will, but I get nervis I'm going to be terrible.
Do you like to receive oral?
Uh, I've never got to come from it, but I'm sure I would.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
Bi.
Ever had a 3some or want to?
No 3some for me. Way to jelis.
What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
Hmm, I can't think of much really.
Best place you’ve had sex?
In my own bed.
Worst sexual experience?
Take it from me, first time isn't magical. its clumsy and, I don't no.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
Everyone tells me the beach would suck, so I guess in a clearing in the woods, perhaps near a running creek, late at night...
Are you dominate or submissive?
Surprisingly, submissive.
Ever tried anal or want to?
NO, I haven't, but I guess I would.
Would you say you are good in bed?
I don't no. been told I was though...
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
Yep, someone told me I was bad at giving handjobs, but it was a long long time ago.
Describe your best.
The setting hasn't varried from one to the other mutch. All in a tiny house in a creeky piece of shit bed, except my first time, so there isn't mutch to discribe as far as that. But it was amazing to me, there was just days, where everything just... I don't no. sorry, rambling.
Describe your worst.
Like I said, clumsy, nervis, scared.
Ever used food during sex?
NO, but I will someday, Want to!
Favorite position?
I like to be on bottom, as long as I am, happy, rather it be from behind, or me be on my back, its all good.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
Nope, not old enough to buy those things.
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
Talk to me about that some other time.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
None.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
What is this odd list we speak of...
How often do you masturbate?
Once or twice a week. not to terribley often, just not as mutch fun since the real thing.
Do you watch porn?
No, silly.
What turns you on?
a Sexy voice, kissing on my neck, a good sent, a bit of dominence
What turns you off?
A dirty person, rude talk, a selfish person, being forced to do something, pain.
Any sexual partners you regret?
NO not at all.
Have you had a one night stand?
Nope.
Quiet or Loud?
Pretty quiet, but my actions will speak for me.
Lights on or off?
who cares. I don't no the difference.
Do you like music on while having sex?
If its the right kind of music, sometimes.
What do you like to do right after sex?
Cuddle, kiss, talk.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
Nope.
Do you consider yourself sexy?
I think I can be sexy. yes.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
I shave for myself.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
I like to be dominated, someday I'd love to be tied to a bed, but I do not want to be hurt, no wips or uncomfortable positions, nothing that has to do with piss or shit, no one night stands.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
Yeah, its hard though.

## Post 58 by sea star (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 17-Apr-2008 4:07:28

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
i can't think of anything at the moment.
When did you lose your virginity?
when i was 19
How many partners have you had?
2
Do you like to give oral?
no
Do you like to receive oral?
oh yes.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
straight
Ever had a 3some or want to?
no, and i don't want to either.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
not sure
Best place you’ve had sex?
in bed
Worst sexual experience?
don't have any
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
in the grass on a warm summer evening, underneath the stars.
Are you dominate or submissive?
submissive
Ever tried anal or want to?
no
Would you say you are good in bed?
i'm okay. i guess.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
not any that i can think of
Describe your best.
not sure
Describe your worst.
i haven't had any bad experiences so far.
Ever used food during sex?
no
Favorite position?
the woman on bottom.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
no
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
not enough room here.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
nick lache from 98 degrees
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
what list?
How often do you masturbate?
not enough
Do you watch porn?
no
What turns you on?
tall muscular guys
What turns you off?
guys who keep insisting to have sex after you said no
Any sexual partners you regret?
no
Have you had a one night stand?
no
Quiet or Loud?
i can be pretty loud at times.
Lights on or off?
it doesn't matter.
Do you like music on while having sex?
i don't prefer it, but if the other person wants to, then it's okay.
What do you like to do right after sex?
lay in the guy's arms and cuddle
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
no and don't want to.
Do you consider yourself sexy?
yes
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
yes
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
i wouldn't suck the guy's dick.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
i wish! hahahah

## Post 59 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 17-Apr-2008 19:19:32

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you? Played piano and sang a song for me. Sent flowers on Valentine’s Day, and wrote a poem for me.
When did you lose your virginity? 19
How many partners have you had? 2
Do you like to give oral? No
Do you like to receive oral? Yes
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious? Totally straight
Ever had a 3some or want to? No, you would have to force me or to get me drank before I submit to that.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? Make out with a friend in a dressing room at JC Penny.
Best place you’ve had sex? In my bed.
Worst sexual experience? My first time would probably be my worst. I was forced to do it.
Where is your dream spot to have sex? In a beautiful scenery or in a beach usually those nature sites.
Are you dominate or submissive? In between depends on the situation.
Ever tried anal or want to? Never
Would you say you are good in bed? Yes
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest! No not at all
describe your best. None so far, but if it happens, cool.
Describe your worst. My first time.
Ever used food during sex? That is one of my fantasies. Whip cream, chocolate syrup and some strawberries.
Favorite position? Missionary
Do you own any toys and if so what are they? None
Share one of your sexual fantasies. The one with the food, doing it in the beach, standing up, Jacuzzi, or a hot tub.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with? A have a few in mind. Zac Efron, Josh Hartnett, and Scott Micheal Foster from the tv show Greek.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list? No
How often do you masturbate? Not that often
Do you watch porn? A couple of times, but that was a long time ago.
What turns you on? Great personality, good sense of humor, intelligence, nice voice, his cologne(it has to be my favorite guy cologne), confidence, his thoughtfulness, and cute smile. Looks are probably last, but if you were to ask me. I love dark brown or black hair, deep brown eyes, tall, and athletic body.
What turns you off? Bad personal hygiene, when he is insecure and gets mad too quickly. Someone impatient, immature, insensitive, and aggressive.
Any sexual partners you regret? The first one
Have you had a one night stand? Yes, that was my second time, but other than that I haven’t done anything for a long time. I’m very reserved. Not just anyone can do me.
Quiet or Loud? It depends
Lights on or off? Lights turned off
Do you like music on while having sex? It depends
What do you like to do right after sex? Make out, cuddle and just talk with the person or probably just go to sleep.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex? No
Do you consider yourself sexy? Yes of course, I got a lot of compliments from guys and sometimes even girls.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to? I like being clean. Whether they like it or not, I usually do.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it? Anal sex
Can you suck on your own nipples? No

## Post 60 by The Luggage (Zone BBS Addict) on Thursday, 24-Apr-2008 1:03:07

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
Told me, with complete conviction, that she wanted me to be the father of her children.
When did you lose your virginity?
13, but I did try to when I was 11 it just didn't work lol!
How many partners have you had?
Full sexual partners, about 22, partners just involving giving oral etc, about 36, but keep in mind I am 29 now, and yes, I'm completely clean.
Do you like to give oral?
Fucking love to give it!
Do you like to receive oral?
Yes I love receiving oral, but not as much as I love to give it.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
Completely strait! Hell yeah!
Ever had a 3some or want to?
Yes.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Probably either eating and fingering a girl who's on, or watersports.
Best place you’ve had sex?
In a hottub, or on the floor of my classroom when I was at boarding school.
Worst sexual experience?
A girl who made absolutely no sign vocally or with her body that she was enjoying herself other than getting wet, right up to the moment she came. That unnerved me because I didin't think I was doing anything for her and I hate that.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
On a teacher's desk in a classroom with me playing the role of teacher! Hell yeah! Either that or on stage.
Are you dominate or submissive?
Neither really.
Ever tried anal or want to?
Yes.
Would you say you are good in bed?
I'd say I was OK in bed, probably better than average because I truly care if the girl is enjoying herself and many guys don't, all they care about is that they are having a good time. I'm the kind of guy who will try to hold off cumming until I'm sure the girl has. However I wouldn't say I was spectacular, accept at giving oral perhaps.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
Was told I was too rough once.
Describe your best.
Hmmm. My best was with a girl who I won't name who actually passed out when I used my fingers and tongue at the same time on her. It was beautiful, especially the bit where I got to hold her as she came back to her senses. That was, yummy.
Describe your worst.
The girl I mentioned above who was completely unresponsive.
Ever used food during sex?
Yes.
Favorite position?
Either being ridden or with the girl on her back, legs up over my shoulders.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
No.
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
I can't! They're too private for a public board like this.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
Emma Watson.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
Hmmm. Possibly.
How often do you masturbate?
I would have to say at least once daily, but less if I'm with someone.
Do you watch porn?
Sure yeah.
What turns you on?
Naughtiness with a cute grin, girls who are respectable and mature in public but complete sluts behind closed doors. I love that because it shows that their dark side is there, but only for me to see. I can walk around with a real strut because I know something the rest of the World doesn't! Hee hee!
What turns you off?
Bad breath, facial hair, wiry head hair, sex between men so I just don't think about that, glasses, girls who are too boney and fradgile, girls who are strait sailing and not adventurous.
Any sexual partners you regret?
Hmmm. Only one.
Have you had a one night stand?
Yes, but I've never done that simply for my own gratification. People who know me will know that I am truly a caring person, so any one night stands have been for mutual pleasure and lust fulfillment.
Quiet or Loud?
Hee hee! Very loud!
Lights on or off?
Don't care.
Do you like music on while having sex?
Don't care.
What do you like to do right after sex?
Cuddle and fetch my baby a glass of iced water.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
Of course!
Do you consider yourself sexy?
I consider myself average.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
Yes of course, although not everything.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
I wouldn't have sex with a prepubessant child, animal, family member or woman over 40. I also do not do serious pain. Spanking yes, rough sex yes, rough gagging oral yes, wipping and hot wax and all that shit, no.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
Ooh yeah baby! Go them man boobs! Ahahahaha! Of course not!

## Post 61 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Saturday, 05-Jul-2008 4:01:54

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
When Louis and I were dating, the day we moved in to our first apartment together, he proposed to me- ring and all.
When did you lose your virginity?
The ripe old age of 19.
How many partners have you had?
1, yeah, I'm kinda boring I guess, either that or smart, however way you look at it.
Do you like to give oral?
Yes, although I don't swallow
Do you like to receive oral?
Oh Yeah! Any woman whose had fantastic oral sex will tell you the same thing.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
Generally straight, but I have my curiosities...
Ever had a 3some or want to?
No and no, don't think I want to.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Put an Altoid in my vagina and had him eat it out. Yummy for him, tingly for me.
Best place you’ve had sex?
Gotta be the bed.
Worst sexual experience?
Never had a bad experience as an adult; they've been interesting, but not bad (However, I have been sexually abused as a child, so, that doesn't count here.) No, no bad ones.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
On the top of a grassy hill overlooking a large body of water, at night, bright moonlit sky, no clothes, big blanket, and a subtle breeze. We could make love, then jump in the aforementioned body of water to cool off and clean up.
Are you dominate or submissive?
Depends on our moods at the time, but I'm generally... dominant.
Ever tried anal or want to?
No, I'm afraid of bacteria or infections, and I don't think I'd like a condom in my ass either... No, no anal for us.
Would you say you are good in bed?
No, I need some new tricks to try.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
(Laughs) That I didn't moan loud enough.
Describe your best.
In my living room of my apartment, on the floor, nobody else home but us... Got oral and intercourse in one night, and we had made and ate dinner together too. We wre attending a Skills program, and they were trying to limit our sleeporvers, but, they couldn't. We were naughty.
Describe your worst.
Again, no worsts, not for us.
Ever used food during sex?
The aforementioned Altoids, and whipped cream
Favorite position?
Me on top
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
Yes; a bullet and a generic vibrator that just looks like a long fat purple penis. Lol
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
Cruise ship; maid service, good food, a nice glass of wine, big cabin; big comfy bed, lots of foreplay, definitely oral, maybe even the use of a small strawberry or a piece of candy in there for him to find, lots f positions to try, all night to do it, no kids yay!, a bath together in a hot tub for afterwords.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
No celebs.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
What list?
How often do you masturbate?
At least three times a week
Do you watch porn?
If it did me any good or interested me, I would, but no. No porn.
What turns you on?
Nice cologne, sexy hands, a little male control but not gruffness or meanness, playfulness, creativity, gentleness
What turns you off?
Body odor, too much facial hair, name-calling, rough-handling when I don't give permission, not knowing what to do with me, or what I can do for him
Any sexual partners you regret?
No
Have you had a one night stand?
No
Quiet or Loud?
Loud when I really feel good, but generally quiet
Lights on or off?
Don't care, can't see them anyway
Do you like music on while having sex?
No, not really. Too distracting.
What do you like to do right after sex?
Take a shower together
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
No, but an audio might be fun to listen to later... Hmmm...
Do you consider yourself sexy?
Yep, I sure do. Ask me that before I met Louis, and I'd flat out say no. He has made me feel good about myself and who I am.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
Sure. I trim it regardless; I hate all that hair.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
No sex with minors or animals, nothing that would cause injury or death, no nonsexual body fluids (pee, poop, vomit)
Can you suck on your own nipples?
No, and I'd like to see someone who could. Lol

## Post 62 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Sunday, 06-Jul-2008 8:40:06

Matt.
I'm glad someone else has been as much adventurous as I have and admitted it lol. I will admit too that at a point in time I was a very confused girl, and hopefully have calmed down by now, lol. As for the video thing, sure it is ashame that my audio got out but hey at least people saw I was enjoying myself or something. I dunno, I guess let's just hope no one plays that if I'm ever famous or something lol.
Kai, you answered that survey totally awesomely as well lol, and so did Meka.
Sure, I was a little crazy when I answered this survey but I have nothing to hide and better everyone know all about me then find out something that they didn't like later...
Jess

## Post 63 by Click_Clash (No Average Angel) on Wednesday, 22-Oct-2008 23:44:29

...Part of me still can't believe I'm about to do this, but here ya go... the virgin's version! lmao!
Do you like to give oral?
I would, yes.
Do you like to receive oral?
Same answer as above.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
Bi.
Ever had a 3some or want to?
It's most definitely something I'd like to try, but depending on whether or not I'm in a serious relationship, it will be carefully planned.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
Well, I've heard a girl claim she gave oral to another girl on a rollercoaster, and while I'm still not sure that I believe it's possible, the idea of sex on a rollercoaster is so fuckin' hot! lol!
Are you dominate or submissive?
Neither. That's not my thing.
Ever had anal or want to?
I'd like to try it.
Ever used food during sex?
Mmm, that's hot too.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
I've got a clitoral vibrator that I use all the time, called Ultimate 7th Heaven, and I've got two vaginal ones that I hardly ever use.
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
The rollercoaster one.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
I dunno, I wouldn't have sex with a celebrity just because they're a celebrity.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
Definitely two, and very likely a third.
How often do you masturbate?
Usually once a day.
Do you watch porn?
When I get the chance.
What turns you on?
These are not requirements, mind you, but I am turned on by tattoos, piercings, long hair, and the following are required: sense of humor, a caring partner, and an open mind.
What turns you off?
Arrogance and judging someone by their looks, weight, etc.
Have you had a one night stand?
I wouldn't object to it, so long as all the parties involved are not in a committed relationship and it's for the mutual satisfaction of all involved. I feel the same about friends with benefits.
Lights on or off?
I'd say off.
Do you like music on while having sex?
Either way is fine. The right music could add some spice.
Do you consider yourself sexy?
Yes.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
I shave anyway.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
I'm not into domination/submission or pain of any kind, not even spanking. Sorry, just not my cup o' tea.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
Sure can!

## Post 64 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Thursday, 23-Oct-2008 4:19:00

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
Took me out for dinner, flowers and the like, he baught me things even when i told him not to sometimes cuz i felt bad i was always broke lol, got me a promise ring even
When did you lose your virginity?
At 15, few months before my 16th birthday
How many partners have you had?
1 intercourse and one we just messed around
Do you like to give oral?
love it
Do you like to receive oral?
MMM love it if he knows what he's doing
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
straight
Ever had a 3some or want to?
No, i'd get jealous
What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
hmmm, don't know if it's considered kinky . but we dipped cherries in chocolate and fed it to each other and then spread the chocolate all over each other and licked it off..mmm
Best place you’ve had sex?
In his bed.
Worst sexual experience?
My first time. me and my boyfriend at the time were making out and ended up in the back seat of his car. It hurt and it was so uncomfortable.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
On the beach late at night, or anywhere by running water at night
Are you dominate or submissive?
I'm very versatile
Ever tried anal or want to?
No i haven't and i used to think like fuck no i never would, but i think i would, but he'd have to be really gentil, and i'd have to really trust him and know him and love him all that stuff.
Would you say you are good in bed?
I've been told by my ex that i was the best he ever had, so i guess? lol
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
No
Describe your best.
It was spring break and we were at his house alone for hours one day, and made the best of it..cuz we didn't get to be alone too often to do it. So the times we did, we went crazy lol. He taught me a lot of things that day.
Describe your worst.
First time, i cried at first, plus the setting was very uncomfortable
and the second guy i messed with wouldn't come when i was giving him head, i was getting sort of frustrated. lol
Ever used food during sex?
Yeah, this summer mm. told about it earlier
Favorite position?
doggie style and missionary deffinitly. I've been on top only like twice and i liked it too.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
No, but i will one day
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
hmm, probably something involving handcuffs, i love dominance it's hot. probably different settings. i don't have an exact fantasy really
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
T.I! &LT;333, ryan gosling, channing tadem, jesse medcaff, jake gillinhaul
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
What list?
How often do you masturbate?
Once or twice a week. Used to do it more often but don't know what happened
Do you watch porn?
once in awhile
What turns you on?
a Sexy voice, tall, nice body, short hair mostly, he smells good, spanish/itallian/portuguese/black/mixed/west indian guys are especially a turn on especially if they could speak it, some aggression, dirty talk sometimes, kissing my neck and other foreplay
What turns you off?
bad hygene, ugly voice, long long hair, bad breath, doesn't take pride in himself, smells bad, anything that's too painful, stuff like that
Any sexual partners you regret?
yeah, the second guy i messed with
Have you had a one night stand?
almost
Quiet or Loud?
It varies, sometimes sort of quiet and sometimes very loud
Lights on or off?
don't care
Do you like music on while having sex?
Doesn't really matter really to me
What do you like to do right after sex?
Cuddle, kiss, talk and do it again, or eat and sometimes sleep
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
no, but i plan to make a video one day
Do you consider yourself sexy?
Most deffinitly
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
I shave anyways
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
fisting, sex of any type on the rag, no whips, chains, candlewax, no golden showers or boston pancakes, nothing involving animals, married men..
Can you suck on your own nipples?
yup

## Post 65 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Thursday, 23-Oct-2008 4:25:41

wait, more to add haha
best also was the shower
ok i'm finished now, lol

## Post 66 by buster gonad (Account disabled) on Thursday, 23-Oct-2008 9:55:03

ok, most of you know im not normally into this shit but reading it all, i'll give it a go. respect to thoughs who have the balls to answer.
here goes, very red faced and blushing.
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
took me out to swim with dolphins for my birthday, then a meal and a very good night at a coctail bar then back to our hotel.
When did you lose your virginity?
14
How many partners have you had?
10 sexual partners, 3 actual serious relationships
Do you like to give oral?
without a doubt
Do you like to receive oral?
definately, watch them teethies though
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
straight
Ever had a 3some or want to?
no, nearly once not bothered though think i'd get bored
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
ahahahah involved a suitcase
Best place you’ve had sex?
sorry for this answer, cathedral grounds. sorry god. once would be ok twice? dere o dere.
Worst sexual experience?
one night stand fat girl waking up thinking why have i done this.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
by the sea or near a beauty spot lakes etc.
Are you dominate or submissive?
both sexually apparently lol
Ever tried anal or want to?
nope, maybe try it on a girl.
Would you say you are good in bed?
i think i am ok
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
honestly no,
Describe your best.
had several, but one sticks out at ahouse party this year she was good,
and also another girl at mine it was just an amazing night.
Describe your worst.
lol parents in the house, dog runs up stairs and barges in on me and with a girl for her first time. doesn't bode well let me tell you these girls have memories like elephants embarissed smile
Ever used food during sex?
yep chocolate
Favorite position?
love being on top or her sat on my knee
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
not 5 you know! dont mean this in a sexist way but toys are for girls.
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
nice hot ireland, good drinks, nice girl, warm evening, by the sea yummy
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
o fuck me rihanna get here now!
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
sex offenders list now now, thats disgustingly kinky.
How often do you masturbate?
enough.
Do you watch porn?
been known to watch it, but really doesn't do it for me
What turns you on?
smooth skin, nice legs, nice eyes, inteligence, humour,
What turns you off?
fat, common horrid accents, girls who dont' look after themselves, ignorance,
Any sexual partners you regret?
yes 2
Have you had a one night stand?
yes
Quiet or Loud?
quietish i think
Lights on or off?
depends if i am raping her or not, jkjkjk shit i don't mind but lights on can be fun.
Do you like music on while having sex?
well its hard to turn it off when shopping, i don't mind really if i am taking a romantic approach music can be effective.
What do you like to do right after sex?
pay her.
no make sure the girl knows i wasn't using her whether thats cuddling showing apriciation or making her a drink. varies dependent on girl.
its nice cuddling though
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
nope, not that i wouldn't maybe
Do you consider yourself sexy?
i think i am alright.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
oo ouch my balls they are big you know might catch them. prob would but?
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
never lick a girl out on her period, not sure really never gave it much thought i am very adventurous
Can you suck on your own nipples?
lol know,

## Post 67 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Thursday, 23-Oct-2008 11:55:36

lmfao at some of your answers joe..lol i'm not one to do this either but was bored enough this morning

## Post 68 by buster gonad (Account disabled) on Thursday, 23-Oct-2008 13:26:26

lol almost a one night stand is that like evenign or morning stand instead??? lol
lol some of my answers i look back and question my humanity lol

## Post 69 by andy.bailey (i try to be intellijant, it dont always work thow.) on Thursday, 23-Oct-2008 23:53:45

well i couldent let joe do this and then not do it my self, i wouldent be a man shorly?... awwwh so any way hear goes nothing.... *blushign, is that a good look?*
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
woken me up with coffee, thow i have to say un romantic really gets it more for me, most un romantic thing? being elbowed in the face to go maker a cuppa tea, selfish ha?...
When did you lose your virginity?
14 {what? it was bording school}
How many partners have you had?
more than nine, but less than 11.
Do you like to give oral?
yes i love it. its forfilling.
Do you like to receive oral?
yes, but prefer giving it. {i am! being onnist}
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
u have never seen any one strater, thow, i aint homa fobick.
Ever had a 3some or want to?
it intreeges me but i dout i will. not even totally shore if i want to....
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
well hmmm hand cuffed .... thats all u need to read....
Best place you’ve had sex?
coutch or bed,
Worst sexual experience?
the first time, the bean bag, oh no no never again!
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
beside a streem, or on the see shore, maybe in the woods, thow i have a fobia of insects. oh and snails too....
Are you dominate or submissive?
i discovered i could be both ....
Ever tried anal or want to?
oooo what kind of a sicko are u? dammit no! no!no!no!no!no!no! {did i make my point?
Would you say you are good in bed?
well i have been told, but i try to be attentive. {its not just about me.}
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
not that i no of? but if you have any and your reading this feel free to get in touch and let me no. {i dont think....}
Describe your best.
hand cuffs .....
Describe your worst.
bean bags.
Ever used food during sex?
yes! and oooooeeeeee i would again too.
Favorite position?
doggy or girly on top. gotta love the acksess thows too persitions give me.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
nope
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
naha no bloody way. nope, nope nope! thats for me to know, and a lucky one to find out...
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
oh thats easy,Avril Lavigne oh yeh! just somthing about her.... i dont no what it is....
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
i dont sleep with itums on my shopping list.
How often do you masturbate?
well it all depends on how many pain killers are in the flat. not very offen. for reasuns i dont really want to, or cant be bothered with.
Do you watch porn?
why would i? it just makes me laff.
What turns you on?
kissing on the neck, soft wispers, jental hands ...
What turns you off?
bad highgeen
Any sexual partners you regret?
the first one and the one night stand, thow i dont regret as such, i just lern. {oo how high and mighty am i?...}
Have you had a one night stand?
yup
Quiet or Loud?
depends.... u will have to wait and see wont you?...
Lights on or off?
erm erm erm erm off? maybe? erm? on? oo i dont no?...
Do you like music on while having sex?
sum times thow not to loude.
What do you like to do right after sex?
cuddel and kiss, and talk and smile with her.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
if i say yes, peaple will want the tape if i say no, peaple will want the tape. so maybe?...
Do you consider yourself sexy?
i have been told so, but i dont beleave themm.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
itchy but if i loved them inuff then shore thing. i would even give up diet coke for the person if i loved them inuff.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
no no njo no no!no! and did i say no? ainel!!!! no never!
Can you suck on your own nipples?
do i look like a jarraff?... thanks.

## Post 70 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Friday, 24-Oct-2008 5:23:59

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
Politely asking me to leave after I woke up next to her rather then the usual reaction which is screaming and chasing me out of there house with the nearest heavy object.
When did you lose your virginity?
12
How many partners have you had?
8
Do you like to give oral?
not unless the wench will return the favor
Do you like to receive oral?
yes
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
streight
Ever had a 3some or want to?
I'd like to but my massave gurth doesn't allow for the average bed to support more them me and one girl, I should really check into getting one custom made.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
It involved hot oil, jumper cables, spark plugs, car battarys, wips, heavy steal chain, industrial strength wire ties, and live chickens.
Best place you’ve had sex?
the water bed of some randum skank I went home with
Worst sexual experience?
It involved lots of beer and the female winner of the los vagus rodio, needless to say she treated me like i was a bull.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
In a double wide traylor on a bed of beer cans and cigarette buts with my trusty hunting dog watching.
Are you dominate or submissive?
My massave girth doesn't allow me to take top with out risk of injurry to the female so dominent.
Ever tried anal or want to?
only if the object inserted into my ass is bigger around then a 55 gallon oil drum
Would you say you are good in bed?
no
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
yes
Describe your best.
I only had to feed the girl 15 beers before she agreed to sleep with me but it turns out she had a face and body not even a mother could love.
Describe your worst.
see comment about rodio winner above
Ever used food during sex?
yes I love the feel of tobasco saus as it dribbles into my anus and urethra giving me that burning feeling although I may be confusing that with the rampent siffilis infection I currently have.
Favorite position?
what ever I can get when your me you can't be picky
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
no
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
to be able to take a girl home and not have her vomit when she wakes up with a hangover the next day and realizes she slept with someone who is so ugly not even female pigs will mate with them.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
Maralin Minnroe
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
no
How often do you masturbate?
very often
Do you watch porn?
no
What turns you on?
agreeing to have sex with me
What turns you off?
a pulse although those pesky law enforcement officers tell me the girl must have one if I sleep with her
Any sexual partners you regret?
no
Have you had a one night stand?
technically it's never a stand since my massave girth means my legs won't support my weight thus I'm forced to role streight from the weelchair to the bed
Quiet or Loud?
loud since the massave sucking and squishing noises of my fat roles drowned out all other sounds
Lights on or off?
off
Do you like music on while having sex?
no
What do you like to do right after sex?
smoke a cigarette and get the hell out of there
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
no
Do you consider yourself sexy?
no
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
no
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
no
Can you suck on your own nipples?
no

## Post 71 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Friday, 24-Oct-2008 6:21:10

wow jared, your fucken twisted, lmao

## Post 72 by buster gonad (Account disabled) on Friday, 24-Oct-2008 8:46:49

ahahah bailey you surprise me boarding school, was that with a boy now the anti gay feeling? i was just a randy little 14 year old, lol and she was female i mus tre iterate!

## Post 73 by andy.bailey (i try to be intellijant, it dont always work thow.) on Friday, 24-Oct-2008 16:37:40

no no! joe i can ashore you, i was also a randy 14 year old, and she was also feemial. no boy love over hear thanks. thow i ahve herd yoru quite in to it.

## Post 74 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Friday, 24-Oct-2008 17:32:32

Lol so this has been brought back to the front again!
I still can't understand why the original poster would bother posting this survey if she can't post all the answers herself, yet she expects others too; slightly hypocritical really!

## Post 75 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Friday, 24-Oct-2008 18:28:32

but she did answer..

## Post 76 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Friday, 24-Oct-2008 18:28:32

but she did answer..

## Post 77 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Saturday, 25-Oct-2008 4:46:11

not everything ..

## Post 78 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Saturday, 25-Oct-2008 5:32:59

omg people, lmao, lol

## Post 79 by buster gonad (Account disabled) on Saturday, 25-Oct-2008 7:27:38

minh get off this bored lol.
she kind of answered it.
not going to listen to anyone with freek in their name.

## Post 80 by andy.bailey (i try to be intellijant, it dont always work thow.) on Saturday, 25-Oct-2008 22:47:56

sum peaple missed out questions they did not or couldnt answer. i am asuming, that the hoel thing came from an email list, and she has just coppyd it in, i dont have any problem with it, frankley, its just abit of fun, if u wana post hear, post sumthing relivant, not just bitching about wether its rong or rite that pipi did or didn't answer her questions her self. and now i no i will get laybled as a hippocrit, but sum one has to stick up for her. thanks

## Post 81 by CSection (Out standing in my field.) on Saturday, 25-Oct-2008 23:19:29

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
An ex wrote me a poem once, it was crap...but hey, the thought was there.
When did you lose your virginity?
I was sixteen.
How many partners have you had?
Four.
Do you like to give oral?
I absolutely love it.
Do you like to receive oral?
No, but maybe somebody will change my mind one day. I think i'm put off by a few bad experiences in the past.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
Straight.
Ever had a 3some or want to?
No, and no. I find the idea unapealing. I enjoy to focus on my partner, and only her.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
nothing particularly kinky. well, nothing that springs to mind anyway.
Best place you’ve had sex?
You can't beat a bed. But on a blanket on the grass, as the sun rose was pretty cool.
Worst sexual experience?
A very bad blowjob, it was...all teeth and enthusiasm, it wasn't nice.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
On a bouncy castle. mmm!
Are you dominate or submissive?
I guess i'm not really either. I like the idea of being both though, and i guess i've had my moments, but i wouldn't catagorise myself as either.
Ever tried anal or want to?
I've never tried it. It isn't something i long to try, but maybe one day. I'm certainly not repulsed by the idea, but I could go the rest of my life without it for sure.
Would you say you are good in bed?
That's not for me to say. I do everything I can to please my partner, but whether i'm good in bed or not is not something I can answer.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
Not that I can remember. Though i'm sure that doesn't mean there hasn't been any.
Describe your best.
Yet to come hopefully.
Describe your worst.
See description of agonising blowjob above.
Ever used food during sex?
Yes. Chocolate. I enjoyed it, and i'm sure i'll do it again one day.
Favorite position?
I don't really have one. I enjoy all that i've experienced. Woman on top maybe.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
I've got a bop it extreme?...oh wait, that's not what you mean is it.
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
I'd love to be handcuffed, and...well, maybe somebody will find out the rest with me one day.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
The cheerleader from heroes. mmm.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
I've had them all. and they loved every second of it...yes! all three delicious seconds!
How often do you masturbate?
I think it varies. Recently, it's been quite a bit to be honest. Five or six times a week at least. But i've been right down to once a week before.
Do you watch porn?
To be honest, I just find porn amusing. I never watch it to get off, cause it sure doesn't do that for me.
What turns you on?
Kisses...especially on the back of my neck, i love to hear a smile in a voice of the person i'm atracted to, and many more things. Usually little things turn me on.
What turns you off?
Bad kissing, bad hygiene, bad personality.
Any sexual partners you regret?
Kind of. But i guess it's all life experience, like any mistake you make, you just learn from it.
Have you had a one night stand?
Yes. It was horrible, and they aren't for me.
Quiet or Loud?
I'm neither. I like to show my partner that i'm apreciating what she is doing, and i like her to do the same. If your having silent sex, somethings wrong.
Lights on or off?
I don't mind either way.
Do you like music on while having sex?
Sometimes music is good, sometimes it's not. If it's on, then i won't stop what i'm doing to turn it off, that's for sure.
What do you like to do right after sex?
Cuddle. Kiss. Talk.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
Nope, and i never will.
Do you consider yourself sexy?
I don't consider myself unatractive, but that's very different from considering yourself sexy.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
what? my face? I do that anyway. I did shave once, it was horendous...oh, the itching! Fuck that.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
Threesome, group sex, anything to do with, shit, piss, blood, whips, and all that crap. Apart from that, i'll try most things at least once.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
Hold on...let me check.
ow! my back! no, i bloody well can't!
Shit, this is quite open and honest...especially when you consider i'm studying to be a priest.

## Post 82 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Saturday, 25-Oct-2008 23:23:18

LMFAO CAM

## Post 83 by andy.bailey (i try to be intellijant, it dont always work thow.) on Saturday, 25-Oct-2008 23:25:50

wow cam i would like to see just how u use that bopit extreem to plesher your self. rotfl
thanks

## Post 84 by Blondie McConfusion (Blah Blah Blah) on Saturday, 25-Oct-2008 23:32:37

Rachel, since you seem to be so damn curious in my answers and my sex life, here you go. But please pay very close attention to my sexual orientation....
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you? chicken soup when i was sick, like i said before
When did you lose your virginity? 1999
How many partners have you had? enough to know what i'm doing, not too many that i can't learn new things.
Do you like to give oral? yes
Do you like to receive oral? i said yes before if the guy knows what he's doing. could really care less at this point, maybe someone will be able to change my mind someday.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious? i am 100 percent completely straight and always will be, sorry to break your heart there rachel, keep dreaming though i guess if you'd like.
Ever had a 3some or want to? nope
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? dunno really. not really a kinky kinda person
Best place you’ve had sex? by the lake
Worst sexual experience? horny guy, wanting head, see above...
Where is your dream spot to have sex? on the beach
Are you dominate or submissive? a bit of both
Ever tried anal or want to? yes
Would you say you are good in bed?not for me to decide.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest! i sucked too hard once
Describe your best. a guy who knew what i liked and how to please.
Describe your worst. minute men suck...
Ever used food during sex? yup
Favorite position? doggy or missionary
Do you own any toys and if so what are they? not anymore, wish i did.
Share one of your sexual fantasies. i want to be cuffed and teased to the point i can't take it anymore. hadn't found a guy that i trusted enough in the past though. sorry rachel, my fantasies don't involve you....
What celebrity do you want to have sex with? mmm kenny chesney
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list? i have a very very short list of people i'd sleep with
How often do you masturbate? at least 4 times a week?
Do you watch porn? nah
What turns you on? good kisser, i'm turned on easily, so if he knows what he's doing and all, sometimes just a brush of his skin against mine will get me going.
What turns you off? bad kisser, a guy not giving a shit about pleasing me, minute men...
Any sexual partners you regret? yeah, but it's important to learn from your mistakes
Have you had a one night stand? no
Quiet or Loud? vocal but not too loud
Lights on or off? don't care
Do you like music on while having sex? it can be nice
What do you like to do right after sex? cuddle
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex? nope and never will
Do you consider yourself sexy? nah
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to? yup
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it? no chicks, nothing to do with urine or shit, no animals, underaged people, and not into serious pain.
Can you suck on your own nipples? yup
enjoy masturbating while thinking about my answers, freak.

## Post 85 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Saturday, 25-Oct-2008 23:43:59

oh dry..lol

## Post 86 by andy.bailey (i try to be intellijant, it dont always work thow.) on Saturday, 25-Oct-2008 23:51:03

it! might be dry, but this tenners saying rd freek is wet! rotfl

## Post 87 by andy.bailey (i try to be intellijant, it dont always work thow.) on Saturday, 25-Oct-2008 23:52:54

ok bitchy mood over! promis. maybe ...

## Post 88 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Sunday, 26-Oct-2008 8:22:47

lmao cam, to your answers

## Post 89 by Mumbledore (... procrastinating again. i meant to write this days ago.) on Sunday, 26-Oct-2008 9:50:00

ok, i wasn't gonna answer this. but fuck it. lol.
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
don't think there were any romantic things.
When did you lose your virginity?
when i was 18.
How many partners have you had?
only 2
Do you like to give oral?
hell yeah!
Do you like to receive oral?
again, hell yeah! but if she's not comfortable with it, then it's ok.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
straight
Ever had a 3some or want to?
no, but i'd love to have one with 2 girls
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
never really done anything too kinky.
Best place you’ve had sex?
in the shower or on one of those office chairs that spin around and go up and down. oooo fun!
Worst sexual experience?
the second girl. all she did was fuckin lay there.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
the beach
Are you dominate or submissive?
i guess i'm pretty dominant
Ever tried anal or want to?
yes, once, with my first girl.
Would you say you are good in bed?
hmmm, can't really say. suppose it depends on the person
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
well, i supposed the biggest complaint was when the girl decided she was gonna have a sex change. lol
Describe your best.
my first partner
Describe your worst.
my second partner.
Ever used food during sex?
no, but...
Favorite position?
girl on top,
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
no, that shit doesn't appeal to me
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
not enough space here.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
not sure.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
maybe, but that's for me to know, and you not to.
How often do you masturbate?
hmmm, maybe twice a day.
Do you watch porn?
no, it's crap and doesn't do anything for me.
What turns you on?
forign accents, loads of other things.
What turns you off?
bad higene, drunk girls
Any sexual partners you regret?
i regret ever having sex. lol
Have you had a one night stand?
no
Quiet or Loud?
well, i'm sort of inbetwene, i'm not loud, but i like to show the girl that she's appreciated. however, i like loud girls.
Lights on or off?
not really bothered
Do you like music on while having sex?
again, not really bothered.
What do you like to do right after sex?
cuddle,
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
hell no. lol
Do you consider yourself sexy?
nope.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
i don't, but if she wanted me to, then i would.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
no piss, shit, blood, that sorrt of thing. i wouldn't go down on a girl on the rag.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
no, my neck won't bend far enough. lol

## Post 90 by Izzito (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 26-Oct-2008 10:38:46

lol pipi you're the best

## Post 91 by buschic (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 25-Feb-2009 11:18:44

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you? - Shown up at my door on the night before I was to head to camp. coming 70 minutes on the transit to get here.
When did you lose your virginity? - 15 3/4
How many partners have you had? - 6
Do you like to give oral? - no, due to past sexual abuse
Do you like to receive oral? - LOVE IT, but it has to be gentle..
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious? - used to be Lesbien and Bi, but now STRICTLY Straight
Ever had a 3some or want to? - yes, hated it.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? - not telling
Best place you’ve had sex? - in a shower, laying on the floor, making love to an ex-boyfriend, who was severely disabled.
Worst sexual experience? - being raped at age 11, wont go into details, but it was long term, and justice was never received.
Where is your dream spot to have sex? - on a warm summer night, on the soft grass, by my soulmate, if that exists.
Are you dominate or submissive? - I used to be submissive, but getting more dominate as I get older..
Ever tried anal or want to? - HELL NO, and HELL NO.
Would you say you are good in bed? - no, but have been told I was good at riding on top.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest! - I dont get horny often, and my body is 'different' as well as having a lot of arthitis, so some positions are impossible, or have to be modified..
Describe your best. - its a tie here, 1. being made love to by my ex who was severely disabled. 2. my ex that I was with for a long time, and lived with twice.
Describe your worst. - my ex-husband, you cant get love out of a rock.
Ever used food during sex? - ewww! gross!
Favorite position? - most comfortable, is my underneath, with me holding my legs up, with knees bent.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they? - I used to have my own 'toybox' , after losing my marriage, busted everything and trashed it all.
Share one of your sexual fantasies. - making love with a totally blind guy.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with? - none, they are all fake.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list? - n/a
How often do you masturbate? - cant, just too painful, and I dont get anything from it.
Do you watch porn? - nope, I hate the fakeness of it all and the shitty music probally would cover the sounds, and I hate porn, everyone is just too fucking skinny, and never usually disabled.
What turns you on? - many things, but it will take a very special man with a lot of patience and love and caring to make love to me...
What turns you off? - many things, smelly guys, unclean guys, tiny penises, strong perfume, porn, s&m, bondage, overly skinny guys, guys who cant love and accept me as I am,
Any sexual partners you regret? - yeah, 2
Have you had a one night stand? - yep
Quiet or Loud? - a little bit of both.
Lights on or off? - off, I'm light sensitive, so lights cause pain.
Do you like music on while having sex? - nope
What do you like to do right after sex? - snuggle and relax, and talk.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex? - EWWW! NO!
Do you consider yourself sexy? - Hell no!
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to? - I used to, but dont have to anymore.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it? - anal, s&m, bondage, food play, beastiality.
Can you suck on your own nipples? - nope.

## Post 92 by CSection (Out standing in my field.) on Wednesday, 25-Feb-2009 17:01:24

Interesting fetish you've got there. Describe you're best? In the shower, laying on the floor making love to an ex boyfriend who was severely disabled...
Also, nobody seems to have picked up on the fact that there is a rather strange question. This is supposed to be a sexual survey, yet their they are, asking about toys? Though glad buschic answered with no apparent confusion...
Sorry to hear about you're toy box.

## Post 93 by Queen Rogue (Generic Zoner) on Thursday, 26-Feb-2009 2:01:58

Okay...I'm posting to this? Hope everyone gets a kick out of it.
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
Cuddle on the couch to watch a movie with chocolates, cherries and wine.
When did you lose your virginity?
oh...I say I was 15.
How many partners have you had?
'Round about 20.
Do you like to give oral?
Hell yeah.
Do you like to receive oral?
Hell yeah...love it lots.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
Been with a female once...didn't quite like it...definitely straight.
Ever had a 3some or want to?
Yeah...on several occasions.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Had sex in a dressing room at a department store.
Best place you’ve had sex?
In the river or lake while out camping.
Worst sexual experience?
Can't think of any.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
in a secluded lake up high in the mountains where you can touch the clouds.
Are you dominate or submissive?
Mostly submissive, but...its really scary when the dominant part comes out.
Ever tried anal or want to?
Oh yeah...pretty interesting.
Would you say you are good in bed?
Hell yeah.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
nope...no complaints whatsoever.
Describe your best.
Lol...kinda crazy to say.
Describe your worst.
Can't think of any.
Ever used food during sex?
yeah...many, mostly fruits with chocolate syrup and some candies...prefer the pop rocks.
Favorite position?
Doggy Style
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
Clitteral vibrator, rabbit style vibrator, portable egg shaped vibrator and an anal plug.
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
Sex on stage at a Thrash metal concert.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
Lead singers from, Incubus, Pantarra, Slayer and Chuck Berry.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
The zones list?...most definitley, not naming any names.
How often do you masturbate?
Several times a day.
Do you watch porn?
Sometimes.
What turns you on?
Sex, drugs and Rock 'N Roll...its the best ways of life.
What turns you off?
Nasty body odor.
Any sexual partners you regret?
Nope.
Have you had a one night stand?
Yeah...several.
Quiet or Loud?
Depends on the situation...prefer to be loud though.
Lights on or off?
What's the point.
Do you like music on while having sex?
Hell yeah.
What do you like to do right after sex?
Smoke a cig and cuddle.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
Hell no.
Do you consider yourself sexy?
Very much indeed.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
Hell yeah.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
Can't think of anything.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
Yeah...great to be a woman.

## Post 94 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Thursday, 26-Feb-2009 17:55:11

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
What's romance again? hmm, probably a time I was sick, and forced to go to a friend of his family. I was lying on their couch by the fire and my BF gave me a footrub while I fell asleep.
When did you lose your virginity?
18, on my bf's birthday!
How many partners have you had?
sexually? 1
Do you like to give oral?
coming around to it maybe
Do you like to receive oral?
oh yes!
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
straight
Ever had a 3some or want to?
too jealous for a threesome
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
let my bf tie me to my college bed with yarn and play. I seem to remember ice being involved.
Best place you’ve had sex?
my dormroom
Worst sexual experience?
the first time. Bathroom counters and a cold floor... not fun.
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
in a forest at twilight by a river.
Are you dominate or submissive?
mostly submissive.
Ever tried anal or want to?
not tried full on anal, but want to.
Would you say you are good in bed?
average?
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
nope. Therefore I must be doing something right.
Describe your best.
sexual experience? partner? best what?
Describe your worst.
worst what?
Ever used food during sex?
We played hide the grape one time.
Favorite position?
I like being on top so my hair can hang down and I can feel in control. But being on bottom gives me more physical pleasure.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
one cheap vibrator, but I'm buying a rabbit tomorrow!
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
Anything involving force
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
my boyfriend is a celebraty to me! aww
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
what list? the zone? No.
How often do you masturbate?
maybe twice a week, depends on my roommate's plans.
Do you watch porn?
no, doesn't do it for me. I like stories though.
What turns you on?
Romantic gay male stories, the use of safe force, dominance.
What turns you off?
overly romantic, clingy, neediness, bald guys.
Any sexual partners you regret?
I've only had the one and I've never regretted it.
Have you had a one night stand?
yes, I have one nightstand at home by my bed.
Quiet or Loud?
sometimes too loud.
Lights on or off?
doesn't matter. They're usually off though.
Do you like music on while having sex?
We usually have movies playing in the background. I think we're under the illusion it makes sex less obvious when there's a chance of someone walking in.
What do you like to do right after sex?
I like cuddles and lying on his shoulder talking.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
No. don't really feel the compulsion.
Do you consider yourself sexy?
yeah baby
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
in a heartbeat.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
aside from the obvious animals and kids, nothing springs to mind.
Can you suck on your own nipples?
Despite my many efforts, no.

## Post 95 by Daenerys Targaryen (Enjoying Life) on Monday, 17-Aug-2009 5:02:54

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
Showered together after having sex then cooked me dinner
When did you lose your virginity?
21
How many partners have you had?
5 and 3 I have had sex with
Do you like to give oral?
Yes, but I prefer giving oral to girls
Do you like to receive oral?
Yes, love it
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
Bi
Ever had a 3some or want to?
No, but might want to
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Had sex in front of other people
Had sex in a public pool
Best place you’ve had sex?
Couch and bed
Worst sexual experience?
I don't really have one
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
On the beach
Are you dominate or submissive?
Switch
Ever tried anal or want to?
No and no
Would you say you are good in bed?
Yes, but that's up to the person I am with to decide
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
Didn't have sex with them as often as they wanted
Describe your best.
Best what?
Describe your worst.
Worst what?
Ever used food during sex?
Yes
Favorite position?
I like being both on top and on bottom
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
Yes, just a little clitteral vibe and I want to get more
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
One would be to be handcuffed
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
Avril Lavigne
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
Yes, I would
How often do you masturbate?
At least once a day
Do you watch porn?
Yes, but I prefer literotica
What turns you on?
Being touched softly, kissing on the neck, hair pulled and being bit and scratched though not too hard
What turns you off?
Bad hygiene, the person only caring about pleasing themselves
Any sexual partners you regret?
No
Have you had a one night stand?
No
Quiet or Loud?
I guess I'm kind of in the middle
Lights on or off?
Doesn't really matter
Do you like music on while having sex?
Sometimes
What do you like to do right after sex?
Cuddle and kiss
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
Audio
Do you consider yourself sexy?
Yes
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to?
Yes
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it?
No anal or extreme BDSM
Can you suck on your own nipples?
Yes

## Post 96 by daileyt (Zone BBS Addict) on Tuesday, 18-Aug-2009 15:53:05

Most romantic thing a partner has done for you?
When did you lose your virginity?
How many partners have you had?
Do you like to give oral?
Do you like to receive oral?
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious?
Ever had a 3some or want to?
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Best place you’ve had sex?
Worst sexual experience?
Where is your dream spot to have sex?
Are you dominate or submissive?
Ever tried anal or want to?
Would you say you are good in bed?
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest!
Describe your best.
Describe your worst.
Ever used food during sex?
Favorite position?
Do you own any toys and if so what are they?
Share one of your sexual fantasies.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with?
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list?
How often do you masturbate?
Do you watch porn?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
Any sexual partners you regret?
Have you had a one night stand?
Quiet or Loud?
Lights on or off?
Do you like music on while having sex?
What do you like to do right after sex?
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex?
Hmm maybe if u pqn me sometimes i'll answer those questions for u

## Post 97 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 22-Dec-2009 14:13:51

Well what the heck. WHy not:
Most romantic thing a partner has done for you? Sent me chocolates and a nice card when I was feeling sick.
When did you lose your virginity? Age 21.
How many partners have you had? 4
Do you like to give oral? Absolutely.
Do you like to receive oral? Usually.
Straight/Gay/BI/Curious? Straight. I've never been curious.
Ever had a 3some or want to? No.
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? Pleasured someone behind an escalator in a mall, or on a beach under a blanket.
Best place you’ve had sex? Bed and breakfast, on my honeymoon.
Worst sexual experience? The night I lost my verginity. Not due to the experience, but the aftermath.
Where is your dream spot to have sex? A cabin in winter, in front of a roaring log fire.
Are you dominate or submissive? Both, though I like taking control sometimes.
Ever tried anal or want to? No, and I don't think I have any desire to.
Would you say you are good in bed? Based on feedback, yes.
Ever had any complaints? Be Honest! The night I lost my verginity. SHe said it was terrible, though she had sex toys half as big as my arm.
Describe your best. That's a difficult question. I choose in this case to associate the best with the most satisfied I've made a girl. One night my Fiance and I took it really slow. Lots of foreplay and lots of arrousal. Between touching and tasting her, and then being inside her she came about four times.
Describe your worst. Trying to do it doggy style while she kept losing her balance and falling over, or trying some really wacky sexual positions, only to collapse into fits of histarics, thus killing any romance.
Ever used food during sex? Just honey dust, which doesn't really count I guess.
Favorite position? Her on top, or me from behind.
Do you own any toys and if so what are they? No.
Share one of your sexual fantasies. Read above to my dream place to have sex.
What celebrity do you want to have sex with? Seriously, they aren't royalty. They eat, sleep, cum and have sexual deficiencies like everyone else.
Do you or would you sleep with anyone on the list? I have, yes.
How often do you masturbate? Quite often, actually. It was a pleasant stress reliever, though I'm trying (and have succeeded) to cut down.
Do you watch porn? I have, though unless I'm going for instant arrousal I just find it funny rather than sexy.
What turns you on? Silk, a soft touch, a sweet voice and a lovely scent. Also I love when I've turned her on.
What turns you off? Smokers, arrogance, sex toys, vulger dirty talk.
Any sexual partners you regret? Yes, my first. It lead to a whole lot of things I dearly wish I could take back.
Have you had a one night stand? No.
Quiet or Loud? Quiet.
Lights on or off? Either, though candle-light is the best.
Do you like music on while having sex? It can certainly add to the mood.
What do you like to do right after sex? Relax and talk while snuggling.
Have you ever made a home video or audio during sex? No.
Do you consider yourself sexy? No, but apparently others do.
Do you or would you shave for a partner if they asked you to? Yes I would.
Is there anything that you wouldn't do sexually and what is it? Not a fan of the whole bondage/domination thing, and I'm pretty sure fruits and vegitables and pretending they are children is out too.
Can you suck on your own nipples? I sure hope not.