# The Problem With High Urinals

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 27-Mar-2007 21:22:09

A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two
female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the famous
Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one
of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their "wee-wees" to
direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't
help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that
she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the fourth grade."
HE REPLIED: "No, ma'am, I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 7th race today."

## Post 2 by dream lady (move over school!) on Wednesday, 28-Mar-2007 0:18:48

Well did they live happily ever after? Come on, tell us, how did the story end
!

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 28-Mar-2007 5:41:28

The jockey sure did. The teacher sure didn't, and the kids got a real education.
End of story, or is it?
Bob

## Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 28-Mar-2007 7:11:21

OMG! This is funny.

## Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 28-Mar-2007 8:49:29

oh, lol! that's good

## Post 6 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 02-Apr-2007 6:01:22

For some odd reason, I don't get it.