# The union

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 18-Jun-2006 11:35:33

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las
Vegas
and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first
one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the
street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His
search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a
stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a
92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority
and according to union rules, she's next."

## Post 2 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 18-Jun-2006 15:43:25

oh, I love this one

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 19-Jun-2006 16:18:46

I was there last week, and they haven't changed a bit. &LT;grin> That's funny.