# the author

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 15:54:19

The famous author was asked to pare down his lengthy novel before publication. He set sail on an ocean cruise on a borrowed luxury yacht, hoping to complete the work at sea, away from the distractions of his everyday life. Alas, the ship hit bad weather, and the seas remained rough the entire two weeks he was out. He returned to shore with little work completed on the manuscript, and phoned his editor to tell her of the setback, explaining he couldn't abridge over troubled waters.

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 16:50:32

Becky, that is so bad.
Bob

## Post 3 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 18:03:02

That's the thing with jokes though isn't it>? Some can be absolutely helarious. Then there's ones like this. LOL.
Dan.

## Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2007 20:44:54

Yeah, and some community leaders are absolutely hillarious, and then there's Dan.

## Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 01-Mar-2007 4:32:31

lol becky,
at the joke i mean

## Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 01-Mar-2007 15:02:04

Lol Becky, at Harp I mean.
Bob

## Post 7 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 02-Mar-2007 15:44:18

hahahaha!