# Do you have a vagina?

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 06-Jan-2013 20:00:02

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, "Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again."
The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen, and if it is the same guy I want you to answer 'yes' to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question, "Do you have vagina?"
"Yes, actually I have," she says.
The man replies, "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?"

## Post 2 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 06-Jan-2013 20:09:49

Strike 2. 3 and your out funny lady.

## Post 3 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Sunday, 06-Jan-2013 22:57:22

Wow that's one way to catch the red-handed.

## Post 4 by rusty81 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Sunday, 06-Jan-2013 23:05:51

lol! I havent expected that! :D

## Post 5 by emily 25 (Account disabled) on Monday, 07-Jan-2013 5:45:14

lol that is funny

## Post 6 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 07-Jan-2013 17:21:54

lol!

## Post 7 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 10-Jan-2013 14:15:50

and that's when the fight started ... Hahaha.

## Post 8 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2013 0:09:48

lol! I want to know the husband's reaction! haha! nice lol!

## Post 9 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 08-Feb-2013 22:00:53

Hahahahahahaha! Fuckin' priceless!