# Give Me a Hand!

Category: Getting to Know You

## Post 1 by GoldFingas (Nigganometry is the way of life.) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 20:23:02

Please answer the following questions.
I feel that sense we are getting to know each other, this will help us to learn just a bit more that we may or may not want to know.
%bull; 1. What hand do you use your cane with?
%bull; 2. What hand do you eat with?
%bull; 3. What hand do you brush your teath with?
%bull; 4. what hand do you wipe your back side with?
%bull; 5. (women only) what hand do you wipe your front with?
%bull; 6. (Men only) What hand do you hold your shlong with?
%bull; 7. What hand do you masterbate with?

## Post 2 by Nage (Your father's friend's daughter's roommate's niece) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 20:29:49

um, against my better judgement, I am answering this. Why? I do not know. 1. it alternates. 2. usually right, but sometimes left too. 3. Right. 4. Right. 5. left. 6. Not applicable, or is it? lol. 7. Left. Does this make me ambidextrus? Or simply multitallented. I may just be out of my mind is all...

## Post 3 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 20:30:52

• 1. What hand do you use your cane with? Right
• 2. What hand do you eat with? right
• 3. What hand do you brush your teath with? left
• 4. what hand do you wipe your back side with? left
• 5. (women only) what hand do you wipe your front with? Left
• 7. What hand do you masterbate with? Left

## Post 4 by Wraith (Prince of Chaos) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 20:31:11

• 1. I use my cane in my right hand. It's easier to ram it inside a woman's vaginal canal with me right hand.
• 2. I eat with my right hand. If I try eating with my left, I'll spill all the stuff down my bra!
• 3. Every 12 years, I use my right hand to brush my teeth.
• 4. My ass gets my right hand also. Shit, if I ever lost my right hand, I'd be shit out of luck!
• 5. I wipe my front with my left hand, because my clitoris is a bit off center.
• 6. I hold my shshort (not shlong) with my right hand.
• 7. I masturbate with my right hand on my shshort, my left hand on my clit. Someone wanna give me oral?

## Post 5 by mr_thunderbolt (Generic Zoner) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 20:32:37

apart from the one I don't need to answer, it's left for all of them

## Post 6 by Lithium (Generic Zoner) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 20:33:04

Well, Clairance, I use my cane with my right hand, eat with right, brush my teeth with right hand, I wipe my back side with the left though, butt I masterbate with the right hand once again. Do you feel better now?

## Post 7 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 20:33:39

1. either
2. usually the right
3. usually right.
4. Usually left, sometimes right
5, No need to answer
6. both, don't care
7. both, mostly the left though. I have more control with the left hand, and it takes longer for me to cum for some reason

## Post 8 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 20:36:06

lmfaolmfaolmfao kai! god damn!

## Post 9 by Lieutenant Commander La Forge (01) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 20:48:32

I use my cane with both hands. Some times i feel like the left and sometimes I feel like the right. I eat with my right hand unless I am slurping cum and that case I don't use my hands. I brush my teeth with my right hand. I wipe my ass with my right hand. I an abidextress when holding my man meat. I jack off with my right hand. unless some one does it for me, in that case; u can figure that out.

## Post 10 by Louise (Veteran Zoner) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 20:49:08

OK, this one needs a bit of clever thought behind it...
• 1: that varies depending on whether I am being guided. If someone is taking me sighted guide and they go on my left, then I use my cane with my right, whereas if I am being taken sighted guide on my right, it is only natural to assume that one uses the cane on one\'s left!
• 2: When using a knife and fork, it is the custom to use both hands to eat, since regardless of whether you are lefthanded, righthanded or ambidextras, you take the afore mentioned cutlery in both hands and move it around the plate in order to first cut, and then raise food to your lips. When using the fingers in an example such as pizza, depending on the size of the slice, people usually take the food in both hands to stop it falling to pieces.
• 3: This one depends greatly on which side of the mouth you are brushing. If I am brushing the right side of my teeth, I personally find you get less awkward access if you brush with the opposite hand. Exactly the same for the lefthand side.
Enough said.
• 4, • 5, • 6, • 7: Do many people honestly sit down and think, hmm, what hand shall I wipe my backside with today, left or right?? Same goes for masterbating or holding your, as MR. GF so politely put it, shlong. My personal experience having gone to the toilet for various reasons enough times in my life as we all have, tells me that...
it depends where the toilet roll holder is situated!
Have a good day!
Lou XXX

## Post 11 by Louise (Veteran Zoner) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 20:53:44

And incidentally, I think MR. GF should also immediately repost and answer his own questions since he set the topic!

## Post 12 by GoldFingas (Nigganometry is the way of life.) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 21:12:13

Ok, I have been told to answer my own post. So, here it goes.
I am a lefty when it comes to the cane. Although I am against caning, It brings back memories of my people's past.
I eat with my left hand mostly, and hold the cup with my right. Unless its a 2 handed food, or a girl who can hold her own legs up. &LT;br.
I would have to agree with Louise on this one. it depends on what side of the mouth I am on.
I am a left handed ass wiper. I don't think I need to go in to much more detail on this one. Oh, btw, ass licking is a wonderful thing, you guys should get your girls to try it some times. Girls, We really like that.
I don't have a front to wipe.
Although I eat and use a cane with the left, I hold my dong with my right. Go figure.
And last but not least, I make baby batter with my left hand as well. Yes, I said baby batter.
Thanks . drive threw.

## Post 13 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 22:40:58

lmao clarence

## Post 14 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 26-Jun-2006 22:56:46

ok good one but will have to answer when i'm a little more sober, *smiling, lol

## Post 15 by Chris N (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2006 1:32:03

1. What hand do you use your cane with? left
2. What hand do you eat with? left
3. What hand do you brush your teath with? left
4. what hand do you wipe your back side with? right
5. (women only) what hand do you wipe your front with? N/A
6. (Men only) What hand do you hold your shlong with? left
7. What hand do you masterbate with? right

## Post 16 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2006 10:22:03

I'm right handed. Nuff said.

## Post 17 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2006 10:31:34

1. What hand do you use your cane with?, right
2. What hand do you eat with?, right when I’m not using my tongue
3. What hand do you brush your teath with?, right
4. what hand do you wipe your back side with?, right
5. (women only) what hand do you wipe your front with?,na
6. (Men only) What hand do you hold your shlong with?both
7. What hand do you masterbate with? both

## Post 18 by OrangeDolphinSpirit (Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?) on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2006 10:35:06

ROFL.

## Post 19 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2006 10:45:29

Chris, that's nice to know you're a lefty, lol.

## Post 20 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2006 11:52:44

lmfao jess

## Post 21 by BB (move over school!) on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2006 13:43:41

I am a righty, but since breaking my right shoulder, have learned quickly to use my left hand.

## Post 22 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Wednesday, 28-Jun-2006 12:30:56

…Some where ancient many decades ago there was one who married into a class of Octopus or so the story has been told… and now the question which hand… well er ummm that is kinda hard to say given that 8 there are to use for all the various and many tasks… Choices, choices, so many the choices… *sighs though I think it is that the second hand from the right is used to brush teeth… and mighty important don’t cha know for time and again it is us, the trusted Octopus that onto Detroit’s Red Wing’s arena we are flung far and wide and then to talk about all the shstix and lgstix being surrounded by… hockey anyone..???

## Post 23 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Wednesday, 28-Jun-2006 22:44:28

oh Clarence, Lol how did I know when reading your list of questions it was going to end up where it did? Lol rofl roflmao! :) You are one sick boy! Lol but .. OK then!
%bull; 1. What hand do you use your cane with? right (on the odd occasions I still do now!
%bull; 2. What hand do you eat with? um, both if using knife and fork. right if I'm finger fooding (and yes I said finger food OK?! :) Lol
%bull; 3. What hand do you brush your teath with? um, extra E in "teeth" there love, and that would be right as well (yes there is a trend. i'm right handed! :)
%bull; 4. what hand do you wipe your back side with? right as well? (it would be a challenge to use my left :)
%bull; 5. (women only) what hand do you wipe your front with? Lol you think I'm into hand swapping ahem ..
%bull; 6. (Men only) What hand do you hold your shlong with? I'm sure most women can answer this one too (oh did I say that? no I didn't! :)
%bull; 7. What hand do you masterbate with? um, .. everyone say it with me .. If all my questions up to now have been "right" well, how's this one gunna change? unless the hands get tired, oh dear!

## Post 24 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Thursday, 29-Jun-2006 8:22:53

right for everything

## Post 25 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Thursday, 29-Jun-2006 8:27:32

1. What hand do you use your cane with? If I still use a cain it's the right. and clarence I'm guessing your ancestors were taimed with the use of a paddle not a cain.
2. What hand do you eat with? I eat with a knife and fork mostly, but if picking up food mostly right handed.
3. What hand do you brush your teath with? I don't use my hand, I use a brush.
4. what hand do you wipe your back side with? I don't know about you, but I generally tend to use paper.
5. (women only) what hand do you wipe your front with? not being a woman I can only say what I would do, and that is use both hands very vigorously.
6. (Men only) What hand do you hold your shlong with? If eurinating then my right, if holding for any other reason other than a wank, whichever hand is free.
7. What hand do you masterbate with? Always my right, just can't get a good enough rhythem with the left.

## Post 26 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Thursday, 29-Jun-2006 8:38:55

Lol Kev roflmao! :)

## Post 27 by Liz (The Original) on Saturday, 01-Jul-2006 12:39:56

1. What hand do you use your cane with? I use my cane, when I use it, with both. It alternates depending...
2. What hand do you eat with? Left for everything except finger foods.
3. What hand do you brush your teath with? Right.
4. what hand do you wipe your back side with? Right.
5. (women only) what hand do you wipe your front with? Most usually my right.

## Post 28 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 2:39:49

Lizzy! you haven't finished the survey young lady! go to your room! :)

## Post 29 by Chris N (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 16:18:01

Yay for left-handed people...Anyone?

## Post 30 by Icedearth (Zone BBS Addict) on Monday, 10-Jul-2006 10:37:59

Definitely got to say that I'm ambidextrous, which is nice when it comes to multitasking. Although I would tend to agree with Kevin when it comes to whiping my backside and brushing my teeth. For whiping, I use some kind of paper, and for teeth brushing, I use a brush, as my hands wouldn't do a verry good job for either task.

## Post 31 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Monday, 10-Jul-2006 11:48:18

lol, agreed

## Post 32 by jmbauer (Technology's great until it stops working.) on Monday, 10-Jul-2006 15:20:53

I'm a righty.

## Post 33 by tear drop (No longer looking for a prince, merely a pauper with potential!!!!!) on Monday, 17-Jul-2006 20:17:10

i'm definatly right handed, but when it comes to certain tasks, both hands are very necessary!!!!

## Post 34 by maddog (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 17-Jul-2006 20:24:45

1. right
2. right
3. right
4. right
5. does not apply.
6. left.
7. both.

## Post 35 by Brooke (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 17-Jul-2006 21:24:06

Right for everything (except 6, which obviously doesn't apply).

## Post 36 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 18-Jul-2006 0:32:23

are you sure? maybe you're hiding something/someone from us

## Post 37 by Angel with Attitude (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 18-Jul-2006 9:44:53

Right all the way. I was trying to think up a whitty reply but Lou and Kev did well enough. And ... one last thing? Where in the hell did the word Shlong come from?

## Post 38 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Monday, 17-Sep-2007 2:33:18

wow, Did I never answer this?
1. What hand do you use your cane with?
My left mostly, I can do either, sometimes I toss it from hand to hand while walking if I am exceedingly board. I hadn't follin down a hole doing this yet.
2. What hand do you eat with?
I eat with my mouth not with my hands.
3. What hand do you brush your teath with?
Left.
4. what hand do you wipe your back side with?
left.
5. (women only) what hand do you wipe your front with?
na
6. (Men only) What hand do you hold your shlong with?
left or right. but for pissing left.
7. What hand do you masterbate with?
right

## Post 39 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Monday, 17-Sep-2007 9:11:33

right hand for everything #5 does not apply

## Post 40 by Don'tBlaisMeBro (Folle et simple est la brebis qui au loup se confesse.) on Monday, 17-Sep-2007 16:34:16

Righty, here.

## Post 41 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Monday, 17-Sep-2007 18:27:55

cane usually right
ating usually both hands but left
brushing teeth it ultranates but usually the brush brushes my teeth not my hand
wiping my ass ultrinates
my front same
holding slong, which ever side he wants me too, or is more convienient if he doesn't care
nd seven usually my left.

## Post 42 by Blondie McConfusion (Blah Blah Blah) on Tuesday, 18-Sep-2007 10:36:37

1. What hand do you use your cane with? When I use a cane it's usually my left.
2. What hand do you eat with? Left
3. What hand do you brush your teath with? Left
4. what hand do you wipe your back side with? Left
5. (women only) what hand do you wipe your front with? Left
6. What hand do you masterbate with? Both

## Post 43 by martin (The One And Only) on Tuesday, 18-Sep-2007 11:57:47

hi all,
thought i should post here, seen as flying penis gets really anoyed when CL Harp changes bord posts for his favourites.
this is what Pipi posted originally.
Pipi
I'm SUNDAYLICIOUS
111 posts
today 10:36:37
1. What hand do you use your cane with? When I use a cane it's usually my left.
2. What hand do you eat with? Left
3. What hand do you brush your teath with? Left
4. what hand do you wipe your back side with? Left
5. (women only) what hand do you wipe your front with? Left
6. (Men only) What hand do you hold your shlong with? left
7. What hand do you masterbate with? Both

## Post 44 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Tuesday, 18-Sep-2007 12:10:24

hmmm, sounds like someone is a little grumpy!