# the 7 kinds of sex

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 11-May-2006 11:27:46

There are 7 kinds of Sex.
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so
horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has
gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social SecuritySex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.

## Post 2 by andy.bailey (i try to be intellijant, it dont always work thow.) on Thursday, 11-May-2006 11:38:30

wow ledgendry!

## Post 3 by Susanne (move over school!) on Thursday, 11-May-2006 15:28:10

Hehe :-)

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 11-May-2006 16:41:39

Very funny.

## Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 11-May-2006 16:48:29

haha

## Post 6 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 11-May-2006 22:18:36

hahahahaha! fantastic!

## Post 7 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 12-May-2006 22:42:27

hahahahahaha, love it!

## Post 8 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Wednesday, 17-May-2006 7:56:17

This is fucking hilarious!

## Post 9 by Luce (Zone BBS Addict) on Wednesday, 17-May-2006 10:28:44

Excellent joke! Haven't heard one like that in a long while :D