# Tune Changer

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 11-Feb-2005 14:37:51

Tune Changer
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I
want to open a damn checking account." To which the astonished woman
replies,
"I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right
now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this
bank." So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
manager to tell him about her situation.
They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the
problem here?" "There's no friggin problem, dammit!" the man says, "I just
won $50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking
account in this damn bank!" "I see,"
says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"

## Post 2 by ItsAConspiraZ (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 11-Feb-2005 17:21:14

Um... yeah, she is.
James

## Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 12-Feb-2005 8:52:00

Haha! That's my man!...

## Post 4 by Caitlin (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 12-Feb-2005 13:26:33

Yet another good example of th word hypocrite!