# loss of appetite

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## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 02-Jun-2006 13:33:01

Loss of Appetite
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of
toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" She asks.
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this
Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup,
homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he
says, "really
trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a
juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie
chicken
or tasty stir fry? "He declines again. "No, still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 02-Jun-2006 14:18:17

haha. like it

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 02-Jun-2006 20:31:22

Good one.

## Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 02-Jun-2006 22:04:53

lol, love it!

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 03-Jun-2006 7:12:21

Could that be considered a negative side effect of viagra? Love it.