# dead donkey

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 01-Apr-2005 16:27:42

Two kids playing in a lane found a donkey who had died with
a hard on. Being the mischievous kind of boys, they cut off
the donkey's dick and began brandishing it in the air. Just then
a police officer on his bicycle came up the lane, and the boys
not wanting to be caught with it tossed it over the wall of the
Nunnery.
Sister Agnes and Sister Mary taking their afternoon stroll
found the dick in the bushes. "Oh sweet Lord!" says Sister
Agnes.
"What's wrong?" asks Sister Mary. "You've gone as white
as a sheet."
"It's those dirty protestant bastards," Sister Agnes replies.
"They have murdered Father O'Toole!"

## Post 2 by Chels666 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Saturday, 02-Apr-2005 16:00:17

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha good one TR!

## Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 03-Apr-2005 10:03:44

Texas you made me smile!