# which would you choose?

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 09-Jun-2005 22:32:51

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:
1 He called everyone "brother".
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2 He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been
Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a
Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been
Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that
Jesus could have been a WOMAN:
1. Fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. Kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get
it.
3 .Even after death, had to get up because there was more work to do.
-Amen-
Have a Great Day!

## Post 2 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Friday, 10-Jun-2005 13:47:56

For All Peoples Everywhere...

## Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 11-Jun-2005 16:50:44

lol.

## Post 4 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Sunday, 12-Jun-2005 6:03:44

Oh! Rofl! That's tooo good! *has a Dogma moment* hehe!