# the mail man

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Izzito (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2007 22:57:09

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift
envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love
he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed
orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but
what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to
give you."
He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 25-Apr-2007 0:08:51

hahahaha good one

## Post 3 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 25-Apr-2007 2:14:08

this'll teach you to think before you speak... nice one.

## Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 25-Apr-2007 5:31:34

lol

## Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 25-Apr-2007 8:37:28

lol

## Post 6 by speedie (move over school!) on Wednesday, 25-Apr-2007 9:06:25

I'll second that LOL!

## Post 7 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 25-Apr-2007 10:26:32

Hahahahaha, good one!

## Post 8 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 09-Nov-2007 16:24:16

hey, nice job on that. Hahaha, lol
So, what happened to the mailman? lol

## Post 9 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Friday, 09-Nov-2007 16:48:54

lol! love it

## Post 10 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 09-Nov-2007 19:45:33

I missed this one, it's funny. Thanks.
Bob

## Post 11 by PrincessCarlie (Account disabled) on Saturday, 10-Nov-2007 5:41:21

Heheheheh. very good

## Post 12 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Monday, 12-Nov-2007 13:49:50

Hahaha! Nice dude.