# new terrorist group

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 10-May-2006 22:19:06

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession
of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the attorney general said he believes the man is
a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," a Justice Department spokesman said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents
in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to
a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to
every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more
fingers and toes".

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 11-May-2006 2:01:08

That's really funny.

## Post 3 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Saturday, 13-May-2006 12:28:51

hahaha nice

## Post 4 by Nage (Your father's friend's daughter's roommate's niece) on Saturday, 13-May-2006 14:43:28

brilliant!

## Post 5 by julians mom (Veteran Zoner) on Saturday, 13-May-2006 16:02:47

ha ha very cute

## Post 6 by rat (star trek rules!) on Monday, 15-May-2006 14:39:15

wish it was real, lol. whq would the world be like, lol.