# Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by season (the invisible soul) on Tuesday, 08-Dec-2009 6:01:00

1. Blaming your farts on me…not funny. Not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DOG YOU FOOL!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here!

## Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 08-Dec-2009 10:40:43

*smile* an oldy but a goody.

## Post 3 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Tuesday, 08-Dec-2009 22:21:18

haha good one

## Post 4 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2009 0:13:10

wow, i saw this on my LJ :)

## Post 5 by season (the invisible soul) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2009 0:57:22

sorry Rachel, i steal it from your LJ :)
*run before Rachel command little JoyJoy to bite my toe

## Post 6 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2009 1:09:06

Lol Lol I knew ya did, but it is all good!
nah Joy wouldn't bite a fly!
To everyone else: Joy is my second guide dog who I've just finished training with. :)

## Post 7 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 09-Dec-2009 22:52:16

awe, cute.

## Post 8 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Thursday, 10-Dec-2009 4:49:57

Lol! Cute!

## Post 9 by Nicky (And I aprove this message.) on Thursday, 10-Dec-2009 8:01:31

cute, so cute

## Post 10 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Thursday, 10-Dec-2009 10:49:37

I do the fetch one. Its awesome to watch them run forward because they think that they can get it before it hits the ground, then to turn and see you with the toy in your hand then for them to look at you like "hey you were supposed to throw that!"

## Post 11 by ori9303 (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 10-Dec-2009 14:11:50

lol! I love it! Cute and funny!

## Post 12 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Tuesday, 15-Dec-2009 23:02:42

This is very adorable. Lmao!