# doing the dishes (again, don't read this if easily offended)

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Saturday, 09-Oct-2004 5:44:30

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he has to smear Vaseline
over the spot where the seal should be.
His girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He rides his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what
happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight awhile ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the
first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve
decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little
flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table, and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her
mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. When
her father witnesses this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "Okay, enough already, I'll do the fucking dishes!"

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 09-Oct-2004 9:10:11

LOL!.
that was the best yet

## Post 3 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Thursday, 09-Nov-2006 10:40:07

lol

## Post 4 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Thursday, 09-Nov-2006 10:53:22

I don't often read jokes, but you got mewith the topic heading. have seen it before, but it's still great.

## Post 5 by frequency (the music man) on Thursday, 09-Nov-2006 11:58:13

wow! this is priceless! haha

## Post 6 by jmbauer (Technology's great until it stops working.) on Thursday, 09-Nov-2006 12:58:02

Possibly the best I've read on here... Rofl!

## Post 7 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Thursday, 09-Nov-2006 22:24:29

You may have sen it a long time ago when it was further back.

## Post 8 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 5:08:48

Think I've seen it before, but certainly is worth a re-read and re-chuckle. Thanks.
Bob