# playing craps

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 12-Nov-2006 1:08:54

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A veryattractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived .and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000)on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I playtopless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,"Come on, baby....
Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... And Squealed..."YES! YES!
I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings andher clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men...... Are men

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 6:31:23

&LT;lol> sort of.
That's not dumb. They just have their priorities straight. After all it wasn't their money, but it was their future fantasies.
Bob