# devil in the church

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 19-Oct-2005 19:35:24

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up
early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and
talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at
the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the
front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from
evil
incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to
the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so
he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of
me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 19-Oct-2005 19:38:49

Another good one Texas Red

## Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 20-Oct-2005 14:05:09

LOL!