# a new element

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 25-Oct-2014 0:14:00

Scientists at CERN in Geneva have announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element is Governmentium ( Gv ). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. All of the money is consumed in the exchange, and no other by-products are produced.

## Post 2 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 25-Oct-2014 10:41:17

Um, I had to get out my scientific manual to understand this one. Lol

## Post 3 by faithfulwolf (Veteran Zoner) on Friday, 07-Nov-2014 23:18:09

I love this.

## Post 4 by Twinklestar09 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 26-Nov-2014 2:17:10

* laughing * That was funny. I like it. * smile *

## Post 5 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Wednesday, 26-Nov-2014 10:39:50

Lol. Very nice, Becky.

## Post 6 by blindaudio (Zone BBS Addict) on Saturday, 06-Dec-2014 7:21:16

Love this!

## Post 7 by Grand_Admiral_Thrawn (Veteran Zoner) on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2015 19:16:11

lol

## Post 8 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Tuesday, 24-Mar-2015 22:21:26

I'm with wayne on this sadly. :(

## Post 9 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 25-Mar-2015 7:53:25

Lol, so is this true?

## Post 10 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 25-Mar-2015 15:14:35

No, hence it being posted on the joke board.

## Post 11 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 26-Mar-2015 14:56:46

hahaha, love it! :)
it's kind of funny!