# more humor about political correctness

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 17:20:34

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" -
She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" -
She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND" -
She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" -
She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
5 . She does not "NAG" you -
She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6. She is not a "TWO-BIT WHORE" -
She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" -
He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" -
He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" -
He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" -
He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

## Post 2 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2007 17:40:58

and bobby is not an old fart
he is a older gentalman directing himself toward adult dypers and false teeth

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 18-Jan-2007 7:44:44

and Damia (aka candicat, acorna and candicat again) is not flaky, she is logically challenged.
Bob

## Post 4 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 18-Jan-2007 8:08:44

lol

## Post 5 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Thursday, 18-Jan-2007 20:31:43

I could think of more flakey people than myself on this site looks at hiper giving out her number in public quick notes and says Mentally challenged

## Post 6 by jmbauer (Technology's great until it stops working.) on Thursday, 18-Jan-2007 20:45:02

Rofl, Bob. Game, set, match!

## Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 18-Jan-2007 22:18:36

Good response damia, just remember don't mess with us old farts.
Bob

## Post 8 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 15-Apr-2007 0:37:24

lmao