# A Child's Logic

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by HellTabby666 (Shh... quiet, you might piss somebody off.) on Sunday, 11-Dec-2016 0:48:41

Teacher: Write a sentence about a public service worker.
Little Xavier wrote: `A fireman came down the ladder pregnant.`
The teacher, quite a bit surprised, took the child aside.
Teacher: `xavier, do you even know what "pregnant" means?`
Xavier: `Yes.` It means "carrying a child".`

## Post 2 by the oracle (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 11-Dec-2016 6:12:01

lol!. hahaha funny

## Post 3 by Shepherdwolf (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 11-Dec-2016 8:26:03

Heh, this was cute.
Here's another bit of child's logic.
The following three questions are often answered in the prescribed way by children under the age of six. And yet, adults can rarely boast the same understanding. Observe.
1. How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?
Open up the refrigerator, coax him in, and close the door.
2. The lion, king of the jungle, had a party, and every animal was there...except for one. Who was it, and why?
The elephant. He was stuck in the refrigerator.
3. A man passing through the jungle came to a wide river, which he knew was the home of man-eating crocodiles. Unfortunately, the bridge was out, but he had to make it across the river. How did he do it?
He swam, because the crocodiles were all at the lion's party.

## Post 4 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 11-Dec-2016 18:52:59

hahahaha, cute!

## Post 5 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 12-Dec-2016 13:56:07

Clever.

## Post 6 by the oracle (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 13-Dec-2016 15:08:39

omg
I couldn't even answer those questions
old age you know lol

## Post 7 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 13-Dec-2016 16:28:31

Damn, me either.
Laughing.

## Post 8 by Vampire Princess (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 06-Jan-2017 20:31:39

I can't stop laughing.
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## Post 9 by Vampire Princess (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 06-Jan-2017 20:32:37

I can't stop laughing.
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## Post 10 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Sunday, 08-Jan-2017 22:24:47

That's my Nephew! It has to be!