# the asylum

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 29-Oct-2008 20:54:08

A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is renowned
for their progressive rehabilitation methods. They begin by visiting
some of the patients.
The first patient they visit is a young woman. She is practicing
ballet. One of the psychiatrist asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies, "I'm studying ballet so when I get out of here I can
possibly join a troupe and be a productive member of society."
"Wow, that's wonderful."
The next person was a man reading a book with a pile of books next to
him. The same question was asked to him, "What are you doing?"
"I'm studying biology, chemistry, etc. so I can enter medical school
when I get out."
Room after room they witnessed the incredible success and attitudes of
the patients. Until they finally reached a room the asylums director
was reluctant to open.
Finally he was persuaded to open it. Inside was a man balancing a
peanut on his penis.
The reaction of the psychiatrist, "My God what are you doing?"
"I'm fucking nuts and I'm never getting out of here".

## Post 2 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 29-Oct-2008 20:59:12

lmao

## Post 3 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 30-Oct-2008 15:22:16

hahaha

## Post 4 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 30-Oct-2008 22:34:04

becky? thanks, big smile,

## Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 01-Nov-2008 3:41:23

roflroflroflroflroflrofl!

## Post 6 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Saturday, 01-Nov-2008 10:52:43

omg becky, fucking roflmao. omg, lol, grate one

## Post 7 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Saturday, 08-Nov-2008 12:04:14

I am about to make a stunning contribution to the thread... and here it is...
rofl.