# the sperm

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 08-Nov-2008 10:37:57

The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor. "As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg. Address it and say, 'I'm a Sperm.' She will answer, 'I'm an Egg.' From that moment on you will work together to create the embryo. Do you understand?" The sperm nodded affirmatively. Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the siren. He wakes immediately and runs to the tunnel. A multitude of sperm swim behind him. He knows he has to arrive first. When he nears the entrance to the cavern, he looks back and sees that he is far ahead of the other sperm. He is able to swim at a slower pace but does approach the red, sticky ball. When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles and says, "Hi, I'm a sperm!" The red sticky ball smiles and says, "Hi.
I'm a tonsil."

## Post 2 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Saturday, 08-Nov-2008 11:45:09

Oh, gross.

## Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 08-Nov-2008 14:56:35

that was lame

## Post 4 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Monday, 10-Nov-2008 8:38:16

Damn, I laughed.

## Post 5 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Monday, 10-Nov-2008 10:07:04

ouch!!

## Post 6 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Monday, 10-Nov-2008 10:57:09

lmao

## Post 7 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Monday, 10-Nov-2008 14:43:38

I'm amused. Good job as always.

## Post 8 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Monday, 10-Nov-2008 14:52:55

lmao becky. very good. it took me a second to figure it out. but i laughed, lol

## Post 9 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 13-Nov-2008 9:58:14

lmfao, brilliant as always becky.
huge hugs,
Simon

## Post 10 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Thursday, 13-Nov-2008 12:19:11

lol good one as always becky.

## Post 11 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Tuesday, 25-Nov-2008 13:58:11

hahaha, nice one!

## Post 12 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 31-Dec-2008 12:16:48

Oh, no! That was too passed the finish line. He sure as hell lost that one lol!
Kick ass work as always.