# Texas surgeons

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 27-Oct-2005 19:16:55

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A
concert Pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8
months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."One of
the others said "That's nothing. A young man lost both his arms and legs in
an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in
field events in the Olympics."The third surgeon said, "You guys are
amateurs. Several years ago A cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol
rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left
to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the
United States."

## Post 2 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Thursday, 27-Oct-2005 22:37:02

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!

## Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 28-Oct-2005 11:03:01

LOVL!