# the top 16 picnic pickup lines

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 31-Jul-2008 20:04:02

16. "If I get my hot dogs and hamburger patties from the cooler, would you grab my buns?"
15. "Got any edible undies in that basket?"
14. "Uh oh, looks like those ants are headed for your pants. You'd better take them off!"
13. "Would you rub some mayonnaise on my back?"
12. "You know, these hot wings are pretty good, too, but your breasts and thighs look absolutely delicious."
11. "Care for a taste of ripe, succulent melon?"
10. "Wanna get poison ivy in an awkward spot?"
9. "I love the smell of tuna in the afternoon."
8. "Looks to me like you really know your way around a hot wiener."
7. "Wow! You've got an ice chest!
6. "You had me at Jell-O with shaved carrots."
5. "Do you need a utensil? 'Cause I'd sure love to spork you."
4. "I decided not to enter the race because I like to take my time in the sack."
3. "Nice spread."
2. "Would you two ladies care to make a sandwich with me?"
and the Number 1 Picnic Pickup Line...
1. "My bologna has a first name, and he'd like to introduce himself."

## Post 2 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Thursday, 31-Jul-2008 21:17:36

Lmao, where do you find these?

## Post 3 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Friday, 01-Aug-2008 0:44:16

lol awesome becky.

## Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 01-Aug-2008 13:28:07

Hehehehehehehehe. love it.