# hell

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 27-May-2010 17:14:05

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?"
The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
"Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."
"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."
"You a smoker?" the demon asked.
"You better believe it!"
"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?"
"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?"
The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ."
"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
"Wow, the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
The demon said, "You gay?"
"No."
"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays."

## Post 2 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Thursday, 27-May-2010 17:48:11

Awesome ... right up there with "Wanna go campin'?"

## Post 3 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 27-May-2010 20:52:47

That is wonderful!
Hahaha!

## Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 28-May-2010 0:28:43

Lmaooooo! Didn't see that one coming.

## Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 29-May-2010 11:22:48

I figured that'd be the end...but loved it nonetheless.

## Post 6 by FaithinGod4ever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Monday, 14-Jun-2010 22:21:19

That is funny! I honestly thought it was going to be another joke.

## Post 7 by Twighlight Fan (Account disabled) on Friday, 09-Jul-2010 4:09:53

Awesome!