# water vs. alcohol

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by AngelKisses (An angel with no Halo) on Monday, 01-May-2006 1:03:23

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of
Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains faeces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run
that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors
because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,
filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to
stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and
bad for you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water
and be full of it !!