# Disturbance at night

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 7:32:28

A boy is accompanying his girlfriend home. As they arrive, he leant against the wall and said: "Now, before I go, please give me a blow job."
The girl said "What? No, no, I can't do this here."
"But baby, I love you. Please, do it."
"No. What if people see us do it?"
"That doesn't matter", the boy said. "Just do it."
Suddenly the door opens. The girl's little sister is standing there in pyjamas, blinking. "Now, hurry up and give him a blow job. If you don't want to I will send mum to do it. Even dad would do it or - for heaven's sake, if that doesn't work than I will do it. But tell this dude to take his hand from our doorbell!!"

## Post 2 by jen91_09 (777) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 11:01:28

HAHAHAHA! THATS FUNNY!

## Post 3 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 11:21:48

LOL, I've heard this, but instead of a doorbell, it was the intercom button.

## Post 4 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 12:14:35

Hee oh right.

## Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 17:18:36

lol

## Post 6 by redgirl34 (Scottish) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 18:07:29

Lol. I am usually so serious but that made me laugh.

## Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 01-Oct-2006 21:11:16

lol, I'll bet they were embarrassed. bob.

## Post 8 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Monday, 24-Sep-2007 23:32:41

haha!