# the top ten signs your co-worker might be a computer hacker

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## Post 1 by alison (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Wednesday, 08-Jun-2005 12:48:50

The Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker Might Be A Computer Hacker
10. Everyone who makes him mad gets a $26,000 electric bill.
9. Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.
8. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
7. Has four Pentagon computers listed in his "Network Neighborhood."
6. For laughs, passes around a list of the boss' movie rentals for the last 5 years with the words "bikini" and "cheerleader" underlined in red.
5. Massive 401(k) contribution made in half-cent increments.
4. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net."
3. Laughs out loud at telephone long distance commercials.
2. Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
And the Number One sign your co-worker might be a computer hacker --
1. You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card now, Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"

## Post 2 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Wednesday, 08-Jun-2005 13:41:15

Hehe, sounds like a couple of geeks I know and love.

## Post 3 by dissonance (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Wednesday, 08-Jun-2005 16:09:36

Lol, that's great!! Hehehehe!

## Post 4 by louiano (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 08-Jun-2005 16:25:22

ow... he he