# dear abby, (michigan vs. ohio state style)

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Thursday, 16-Nov-2006 21:32:33

Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Columbus, Ohio who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus.
My parents live in a suburb of Worthington and one of my sisters,
who lives in Dublin, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Grove City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Lucasville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.
The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of
sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in Atlanta and is still a part time "working girl" in a
brothel.
All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancé
and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly
want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Michigan fan?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 16-Nov-2006 22:40:01

&LT;lol> That's funny.
Thanks.

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 17-Nov-2006 7:11:39

Very funny, Troy. However, at the risk of sounding like grace and nit picking at irrelevant points, I do have to point out that Worthington is a suburb of Columbus: There are no suburbs of Worthington.

## Post 4 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Friday, 17-Nov-2006 19:41:42

Thanks. I didn't know that. Not sure where that joke came from, was sent by a friend.
Troy