# the golden urinal

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2006 21:15:17

Golden Urinal:
Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get- acquainted tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet,
he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I could have a gold urinal, too. But I wouldn't
do something so self-indulgent!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that,
in his private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting Ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill: "I found out who pissed in your saxophone"

## Post 2 by nikos (English words from a Greek thinking brain) on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2006 21:17:20

lol

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2006 21:54:47

Lol, love it.
Bob

## Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2006 6:00:49

hahah

## Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2006 7:08:57

Very similar to a joke I posted on here awhile back, except mine wasn't about Bush. I like your version better.

## Post 6 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2006 16:53:58

lol o god

## Post 7 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Wednesday, 07-Mar-2007 17:39:56

oh my!!