# advice for people over 50

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 27-Jan-2008 12:18:24

Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum
Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find younger, sexy men who are interested in them?
A : Try a bookstore under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A : Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every time you walk by a mirror?
A : Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A : Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 50+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A : On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these."

## Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 27-Jan-2008 12:47:24

lol Good one. My bf is 62, but I think he'd enjoy this. I'll have to ask him about the valet parkers, considering he is one. But I've never known him to lose a car... *smile* But he did leave his glasses, along with his extra sweater at my place once. But I shouldn't talk. My memory is so poor that I'd probably put them on thinking that they're mine. rofl and I'm only 24! That's bad! (JK I'm not that bad yet.)