# you know you're too old to trick or treat when...

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 30-Oct-2006 10:49:00

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and
fall over.
6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"
and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
1. You keep having to go home to pee.

## Post 2 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Monday, 30-Oct-2006 10:55:14

LMAO!!!
That's great!

## Post 3 by b3n (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 30-Oct-2006 11:06:27

rofl

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 30-Oct-2006 11:17:47

ha ha ha!
Bob

## Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 30-Oct-2006 11:25:02

If I ever get that old, just shoot me. I'll chew my own candy, thank you very much.

## Post 6 by sandrita87 (Zone BBS Addict) on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2006 21:22:17

LOL!

## Post 7 by DRripple (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 01-Nov-2006 0:43:29

High Fiber Candy?
Niice

## Post 8 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Wednesday, 01-Nov-2006 12:41:25

rofl, amusing!

## Post 9 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 01-Nov-2006 20:27:46

As one of the (if not the) oldest person on the zone, I take exception to this topic. ... Now, what was I saying? Oh yes, ... no ... yes ... never mind.
Anyway, I went trick or treating last night and got no high fiber candy. At least I hope not.
Bob