# several fun riddles

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Tuesday, 22-May-2007 15:45:50

Here are a few riddles! but try to answer them first before looking at the answers!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank, of course!
What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
A carpet.
Marys father has 4 children; three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. So what is the 4th childs name?
Mary
From what heavy seven-letter word can you take away two letters and have eight left?
freight or weights
What three numbers have the same answer when added together and multiplied together?
1, 2, 3
What bone has a sense of humor?
The funny bone
The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
He who has it doesn't tell about it. He who takes it doesn't know about it. He who knows what it is doesn't want it. What is it?
Counterfeit money.
What is is that you will break every time you name it?
Silence
What fastens two people yet touches only one?
A wedding ring
I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet
never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never seen out of darkness. What am I?
The letter S!
How many letters are in the alphabet?
11
What flies without wings?
time
Name three keys that unlock no doors.
monkey, donkey, turkey.
While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?
Everyone on the boat was married!
What do you have when twenty rabbits step backwards?
A receding hare-line
What happens twice in a week, and once in a year, but never in a day?
The letter E!
How many seconds are there in a year?
12
There's a one story house that's all blue inside. The floor was blue, the lamps were blue,the walls were blue,everything was blue. So what color were the
interior stairs?
There are no stairs
A railroad crossing, look for the cars.
Can you spell all that without any R's?
All that!

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 23-May-2007 3:03:57

those are good, thanks

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 23-May-2007 6:09:13

&LT;lol>. The one about how many letters there were in the alphabet got me for a while.
Thanks.
Bob

## Post 4 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Wednesday, 23-May-2007 6:09:54

Lol yeah that one made me laugh too.