# 4 Nuns

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by rebelwoman (Account disabled) on Friday, 17-Jun-2011 19:34:55

4 nuns stand at the gates of heaven. Peter asks the first nun, "Have you sinned?" She says, "Well, I once looked at a man's penis." Peter says, "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven."
He then asks the second nun, "Have you sinned?" She says, "I once held a man's penis." Peter says, "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven."
Just then the forth nun pushes in front of the third nun. Peter asks her, "Why did you push ahead in line?"
She says, "I want to gargle before she sits in it!"

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 18-Jun-2011 6:07:21

hahaha lol

## Post 3 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Monday, 04-Jul-2011 22:26:35

hehehehehe! That's a good one.

## Post 4 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 08-Sep-2011 23:41:03

OK...That is funny!!! Lol haha!!! NIIICE!! Lol!

## Post 5 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Friday, 09-Sep-2011 13:59:39

I like it. I heard a similar version of that joke but in tat one there were just three nuns, the eye washer, the hand washer and the gargler. LOL.