# in honor of Mother's Day

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 11-May-2008 12:56:06

" Famous Mothers "
COLUMBUS' MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered,
you still could have written!"
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
"Can't you paint on walls like other children?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to
get that stuff off the ceiling?"
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card
inside your jacket, take your hand out of
there and show me."
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just
wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
MARY'S MOTHER:
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to
school, but I would like to know how he got a
better grade than you."
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
"The next time I catch you throwing money
across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance
good-bye!"
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the
electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get
to bed!"
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go,
young man, midnight is past your curfew."
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But it's your senior picture.
Can't you do something about your hair?
OY! Styling gel, mousse, something...?"

## Post 2 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Sunday, 11-May-2008 21:35:59

lol!! any others, Ben Franklin would of been kind of funny, what with him getting hit with lightning at any rate. and Gallalio, and capurnicus, and dang spelling, oh and George w. Bush's
ut then again, I don't want to know