# why Muslims commit suicide (may be offensive)

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 21-Nov-2011 11:10:19

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
-No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
FARTHER MORE............
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no shit Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse.

## Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 26-Nov-2011 13:43:15

Hahahahaha! Love it! It all makes sense now.

## Post 3 by forereel (Just posting.) on Monday, 28-Nov-2011 23:01:07

I'm offended. I'm gonna take you out in the street and beat you Becky. hahahaha

## Post 4 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Tuesday, 29-Nov-2011 3:48:51

LOL.

## Post 5 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 03-Dec-2011 0:50:42

LOL!