# this one is terrible

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 19:48:37

A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told
them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must
abstain from sex for one whole month."
The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned
to the Church.
When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is
crying and the husband obviously very depressed. "You are back so
soon...Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage
to abstain from sex for the required month..." the young man replied
sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened. "Well, the first week
was difficult... However, we managed to abstain through sheer
willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we
managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried
cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible, anything to keep our
minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of
paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with
lust and had my way with her right then and there." admitted the man,
shamefacedly.
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our
church," stated the pastor.
"We know." said the young man, hanging his head, "We're
not welcome at Home Depot either."

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 12-Jun-2006 0:10:13

Christ I love surprise endings. This one got me. Thanks.

## Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 12-Jun-2006 7:59:37

Brilliant ...grin

## Post 4 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Monday, 12-Jun-2006 15:59:40

LOL, I've heard this one before, accept, instead of the wife bending over, she was up on a ladder getting something, and had her butt in his face.

## Post 5 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Monday, 12-Jun-2006 17:25:30

haha, I loved it

## Post 6 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2006 7:27:06

Really good!! lol