# Choose your hell

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Friday, 06-Nov-2009 12:20:22

A guy goes to hell and is met by the devil. The devil explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years, so he is to select his first punishment.
In the first room, he sees a young guy on the wall being whipped. The new guy is not keen on this, so he asks to see the next room.
The next room has a middle-aged guy being tortured with fire. The new guy immediately asks to see the third room.
It has a really old man chained to the wall getting a blow job from a gorgeous blonde. The guy jumps at the chance and takes the room.
The devil walks into the room, taps the blonde on the shoulder, and says, "Okay, stop now, you've been relieved."

## Post 2 by the whed wonderful whabbit (Zone BBS is my Life) on Friday, 06-Nov-2009 12:44:30

rofl!

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 06-Nov-2009 14:05:33

Good one.

## Post 4 by Shadow_Cat (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 06-Nov-2009 19:05:41

Lmao. Did you invent this one, Scott, or find it somewhere?

## Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 06-Nov-2009 20:29:28

lmao; love it

## Post 6 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Friday, 06-Nov-2009 21:48:51

lmao wow.. poor man. haha

## Post 7 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Wednesday, 23-Dec-2009 4:18:17

Nice! Great one!

## Post 8 by chass (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 23-Dec-2009 21:50:52

Brings a whole new meaning to you don't always get what you see. I like it. Good one.

## Post 9 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Friday, 01-Jan-2010 9:44:58

haha nice

## Post 10 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Monday, 04-Jan-2010 10:25:30

That reminds me of one my mom found on the internet and read to me years ago. Bill Gates dies and goes to hell and is met by the devil. "Well Bill," Satan says, "normally I don't do this but since you were such a rich bastard in life and all that jazz I'm going to let you choose your eternal punishment." "Oh?" Gates asks. "Well come on and have a look." replies Satan.
The first room consisted of a man being chased by starving lions and quite obviously being overtaken. "Well I don't like that one." Bill Gates says. So Satan leads him to another location, this one a varitable army of damned souls burning in a lake of fire. Gates shakes his head. "Next." he says. The third location consists of nothing but a room which contains nothing but a PC. "I'll take that one!" Gates exclaims. Satan smiles and leads him inside, closing and locking the door behind him. Turning away he is suddenly confronted by the disgraced Archangel Lucifer. "Master," Lucifer exclaims angrily, "what were you thinking? That's the best spot! That's no punishment!" "Sure it is." Satan replies. "But the PC---" Lucifer begins angrily, "has Windows 3.1 and it's missing three keys." interrupts Satan. "Oh?" Lucifer asks. "Which ones?" Satan gives him a wicked grin as he replies, "Control Alt Delete."