# The the impotence of Proof Reading

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## Post 1 by bermuda-triangulese (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Friday, 06-Jul-2012 14:39:22

The The impotence of Proof Reading
Has this ever happened to you?
You work very hoard on a paper for English clash, and still get a very glow raid on it, like a d or even a d=. All because you are the liverwurst spoiler in the whale wide word.
Yes, proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence.
This is a problem that affects manly, manly students all over the word. I myself was such a bed spiller, once upon a term, that my English torturer in my sophomoric year, MS. Myth, said that I was never going to get into a good colleague. That’s all I wanted, that’s all any kid wants at that age, just to get into a good colleague. Not just anal community colleague either because I’m not the kind of guy who would be happy at just anal community colleague. I need to be challenged menstrually. I need a place that can offer me intellectual simulation. I know this probably makes me sound like a stereo, but I really felt that I could get into an ivory legal colleague. So if I didn’t improvement, then gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, jail or prison. I got myself a spellchecker and I figured I was on sleazy street but there are several mist aches that a spell checker can’t can’t catch catch. For instant, if you accidentally leave out word, your spell checker won’t put it in you. God for billing purposes only you should have serial problems with Tory spelling, your spell Chekov may end up using a word that you had absolutely no detention of using because really, what do you want it to douche? It only does what you tell it to douche; you’re the one who’s sitting in front of the computer scream with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit. It just goes to show you how embargo one careless little clit of the mouth can be, which reminds me of this one time during my junior mint, the teacher took the paper that I had written on a sale of two titties and read it out loud in front of all of my ass mates. It was quite possibly one of the most humidifying experiences I have ever had, being laughed at like that pubically. So do yourself a flavor and follow these two pieces of advice:
1: there is no prostitute for careful editing of your own work, no prostitute whatsoever!
3: when it comes to proofreading, the read penis your friend!

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 06-Jul-2012 16:13:07

lol that is good.
hahahhaahaha

## Post 3 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 06-Jul-2012 16:45:04

I love that. If you go on youtube ther is a video of the poet himself, Taylor Mali, reading it. To hear him read it really brings out the tenor of the poem.

## Post 4 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 06-Jul-2012 21:15:39

hahahahaha this was great! :)

## Post 5 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Friday, 06-Jul-2012 22:33:04

Hahahaha

## Post 6 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 06-Jul-2012 23:33:41

I second lightning; definately worth a listen. Read with Jaws, eyes, or via the poet, this one just doesn't get old.

## Post 7 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 07-Jul-2012 12:04:23

I've seen the youtube clip but had forgotten about this until now. thanks for sharing. LMAO!

## Post 8 by roxtar (move over school!) on Saturday, 07-Jul-2012 15:44:23

This was helarious.
very nice

## Post 9 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Sunday, 08-Jul-2012 14:01:49

my head hurts from trying to read that. roflmao

## Post 10 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 08-Jul-2012 23:34:29

OMG this was hilarious. When I first saw your subject line I was thinking, "This is horrible, a person trying to talk about proofreading can't even get it right in the subject line." Then I read it and realized it was a joke. Very, very funny.

## Post 11 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 08-Jul-2012 23:37:31

Does anyone have the link for the youtube version? I've never just gone on youtube and done a search.

## Post 12 by little foot (Zone BBS is my Life) on Monday, 09-Jul-2012 4:11:33

i would have wanted to go to college but now can't.
Ya i do no some pritty spellers.
and I am one of them.
my teachers told me in school that I was a bad speller but i did not care what they said.

## Post 13 by Click_Clash (No Average Angel) on Monday, 09-Jul-2012 14:45:30

Brilliant!

## Post 14 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Monday, 09-Jul-2012 18:49:32

I listened to the youtube version. very very fucking halarious.

## Post 15 by SilverLightning (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 10-Jul-2012 8:03:37

youtube link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OonDPGwAyfQ

## Post 16 by Toonhead71 (move over school!) on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2012 14:27:30

It's a really funny poem but it's gotten me thinking about people who simply take a stab at a word and spell it simply the way speech says it, and some of the results are both lol funny, and in some ways really embarassing. What I do is if I don't know the spelling of a word I use a spellchecker! I'm not the greatest speller in the world God knows but I at least try to take a stab at it lol! Good poem though.

## Post 17 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2012 15:58:39

Trust me on this one: the mistakes most blame on being blind, like there and their or even there, their and they're, are all made by the young Facebookin' fools.
Once there was a comment to my niece's wall by one of her friends that was so garbled I could not understand it: No capitalization, no spaces in a lot of places, no punctuation. I asked her to translate it and even she couldn't. Fortunately I had a Braille display or speech would have really not got it I think.

## Post 18 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2012 18:42:31

I haven't looked at the actual video of this, but thanks for posting.

## Post 19 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 12-Jul-2012 18:42:07

Thanks for the link. Ironically, I actually ended up enjoying just reading the post here more than listening to the YouTube version. But I appreciate SilverLightning for providing the link.
And if we're talking about bad spelling and grammar, my biggest pet peeve is people who write to rather than too. A lot of people don't seem to know the difference.

## Post 20 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Monday, 16-Jul-2012 0:16:04

this made me laugh hysterically

## Post 21 by SatansProphet (Forever in the service of Satan, my King...) on Monday, 16-Jul-2012 4:01:32

Hahahahahaha! Dead brilliant! I shall have to find the Youtube link.