# Turkey recipe

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by BB (move over school!) on Monday, 24-Nov-2008 18:36:16

Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that.
When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.
Give this a try.
15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies
across the room, it's done.

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 24-Nov-2008 21:32:04

LOL Bill. This goes around every Thanksgiving. I think this is the third or fourth year I've seen it. But I'll send it to some people I don't think have seen it yet. Thanks.

## Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 24-Nov-2008 21:35:27

rofl I've just printed off the joke and shown it to my dad. He loved it. lol keep them coming.