# watch out for these computer viruses

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 09-Feb-2006 13:37:10

WATCH out for these viruses:
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

## Post 2 by Spanish Cloud (Veteran Zoner) on Saturday, 11-Feb-2006 20:04:06

Lol Becky this is a good one. Made me laugh now that I need it since I've got a headache. Good one.

## Post 3 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Sunday, 12-Feb-2006 12:26:44

amusing

## Post 4 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Thursday, 16-Mar-2006 17:09:17

I loved this one. Very wide-ranging too.

## Post 5 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 17-Mar-2006 8:51:51

hahaha! Very good! I enjoyed this one as well!

## Post 6 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Friday, 17-Mar-2006 23:15:26

I liked the last one hahaha

## Post 7 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 18-Mar-2006 19:53:10

the last one was the best, lmao!