# Traffic cop vs. Traffic Violator

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by medical queen (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 20-Apr-2007 18:57:25

A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and
comes running back to the motor officer (who with the knee high boots, helmet, and mirror
sunglasses looks like some kind of Adonis at least In his own eyes). The violator demands
why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light
violation. The "Motorist" instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry,
sexual orientation, etc., in rather The officer, being a professional, takes it all in
stride. The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything. When he gets done with
writing the citation he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion
of the citation.He then hands it to the "Violator" for his signature. The guy signs the
cite angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the "AH" and
demands to know w hat it stands for. The officer then removes his mirror sunglasses , get
in the middle of the guys face and says "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember
you're an Asshole!"
Three months later they are in court. The "Violator" has such a bad
record he is about to lose his license and has hired an attorney to represent him. On
the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross
examination the defense attorney asks; Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the
citation you issued my client? Officer responds, "Yes sir, this is the defendants copy,
his signature and mine, same number at the top.
Attorney: Officer , is there any particular marking or notation on this citation you
don't normally make?
Officer: Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH",
underlined.
Attorney: What does the AH stand for , officer?
Officer? (Gulp) "Aggressive and Hostile Sir"
Attorney: Aggressive and hostile"
Officer: "Yes Sir.
Attorney: Officer,,,, Are you sure it doesn't stand for Asshole?
Officer: Well Sir, You know your client better than I do!

## Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 20-Apr-2007 23:16:03

lol *smiles*