# Blond in the everglades

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2006 1:32:12

A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was
very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted,
"Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the
murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy
bank of the swamp.
Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. !
Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration,
she shouts out.................
"SHIT... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2006 6:50:25

Saw that one coming. Still cute joke though.

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2006 9:26:22

Yes, that's cute.
Bob

## Post 4 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2006 12:53:05

cute