# Problems inherent in the English Language

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 16-Feb-2007 4:15:26

An elderly couple in a small town had been dating for a long time.
At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation on how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked.
"Well,"she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say - I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and asked,
"Is that one word or two?"
Bob

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 16-Feb-2007 7:10:19

LOL Bob. This was good. I was expecting another list of words that are spelled differently but sound the same and confuse people or something like that.

## Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 16-Feb-2007 10:24:48

lol bob.
good one

## Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 26-Mar-2007 12:25:54

lol With me being the grammatical Nazi that I am, I found this funny. *smiles*

## Post 5 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 26-Mar-2007 12:43:53

Good one, ha!