# Queer, Chain Smoker, and Alcoholic

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Stone Cold (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 25-Jan-2005 1:43:36

There was this queer, this chain smoker, and this alcoholic who went to see a counselor about they're problems. The counselor informed that if they did their things again, they would literally die, so they all left and were talking about how they wouldn't do these things anymore. Well, the alcoholic decides he just to have one more drink, so he goes to the store and buys a pint of whiskey. He takes one drink, and sure enough he falls over dead. Well, the queer and the chain smoker are walking down the road, and the smoker sees a cigarett laying there half put out. He decides he just has to have it, and the queer tells him not to pick it up, because if he bends over to pick it up, they'll both be dead.

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 25-Jan-2005 10:01:53

LOL! Brilliant