# proud to be a democrat

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Wednesday, 18-Jan-2012 16:30:32

Proud to Be a Democrat
A first grade teacher in the Midwest is explaining to her class that she is a Republican and how nice it is that a new Republican president has taken office. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Republicans and support George Bush. Everyone in class raises their hands except one little girl. ''Mary,'' says the teacher with surprise, ''why didn't you raise your hand?'' Because I'm not a Republican,'' says Mary. ''Well, what are you?'' asks the teacher. ''I'm a Democrat and proud of it,'' replies the little girl. The teacher cannot believe her ears. ''My goodness, Mary, why are you a Democrat?'' she asks. ''Well, my momma and papa are Democrats, so I'm a Democrat, too.'' ''Well,'' says the teacher in an annoyed tone, ''that's no reason for you to be a Democrat. You don't always have to be like your parents. What if your momma was a criminal and your papa was a criminal, too, what would you be then?'' Mary smiled. ''Then we'd be Republicans.''

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 18-Jan-2012 17:06:45

lol; good one!!

## Post 3 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Wednesday, 18-Jan-2012 19:37:13

Hahaha, that's good!

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 18-Jan-2012 23:57:57

That's fantastic. I've got to pass this on to some of my republican friends, especially one who is always sending me snarky republican jokes.
Many thanks.
Bob

## Post 5 by Razeem (Account disabled) on Saturday, 21-Jan-2012 18:13:02

hahahaha nice one Amelia!

## Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Monday, 30-Jan-2012 15:29:11

Wow, that's the smartest little girl. Lololol!

## Post 7 by Kansas (Account disabled) on Friday, 03-Feb-2012 18:40:47

Politicaly terrible.

## Post 8 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 18-Mar-2012 13:38:43

LOL! Great! Gotta send to my stepdad! haha!

## Post 9 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Friday, 06-Apr-2012 0:02:06

The scarry thing is, the first namepopping into my head after this was George Bush. : Jr.
A bit old, but refreshing nonetheless.