# if the zone was a family

Category: Let's talk

## Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 06-Jun-2005 14:58:58

and lived in the same house?
how do you think we'd riact?
whowould be good at parenting?
just another random ramble

## Post 2 by asdfghjkl (Account disabled) on Monday, 06-Jun-2005 15:00:55

Well, let's see... J-squared would be like the big daddy since he runs things, LOL. Chris N and the CL's would be like guards and people who clean and stuff. Jbear would be like everyone's brother or cousin! I dunno what I would be...

## Post 3 by Senior (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 06-Jun-2005 15:17:22

I'd be the brother a person could turn to when someone was giving them shit they didn't deserve and I wouldn't be a listener, I'd be a giver of practical advice which they could then use to end the situation in their favour.

## Post 4 by Chris N (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 06-Jun-2005 19:12:44

J would be the person who theoretically leads but who you never actually see. You occasionally wonder if he really exists.

## Post 5 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 06-Jun-2005 23:51:42

I'd be the mysterious but harmless loner who lives in a world of his own most of the time. LOL!

## Post 6 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Tuesday, 07-Jun-2005 0:50:13

The conspiracy is unmasked! J is Big Brother!! Hehe. I'd be a generally inoffensive, likeable sort of housemate, except for a disturbing habit of singing loudly in the shower, bouncing on beds and forgetting that non-insomniac types might not appreciate the music late into the night. But I like cooking for a big mob so you'd probably forgive me... most of the time.

## Post 7 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 07-Jun-2005 9:17:15

Hmm this is asking for trouble. smile.I'd be the very rarely mentioned and distant relative, who is never spoken of at the dinner table or lunch or even breakfast for that matter.I'd spend my time playing loud discordant beautiful Goth music, and firing certain zoners from the Trebuchet..without their consent...

## Post 8 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 07-Jun-2005 9:24:57

Hm. I'd be ... who would I be? Any suggestions for me? I am so uncreative at the moment. Please be nice if you find ideas *grin*. Or, no, I better try it myself: I'd be everyone's sister, a good listener and someone who tries to get on with everyone.

## Post 9 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 07-Jun-2005 11:15:43

i think you would be the mum of the zone simply becaus you're so kind and lovely to speak with. you are also very understanding of people's problems

## Post 10 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Tuesday, 07-Jun-2005 11:30:34

Hmmm, I was thinking Claire, AKA Sugarbaby, would make a good Mum. As long as she doesn't tell us when to go to bed...

## Post 11 by louiano (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 07-Jun-2005 11:44:35

aww... lol I would be... mels.... umm, cousin and yup, trouble is coming up
!

## Post 12 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 07-Jun-2005 13:29:26

coming up?
what do you mean

## Post 13 by asdfghjkl (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 07-Jun-2005 14:07:22

No, Lou, you'd be my little bro! And we'd terrorize the Zonehouse!

## Post 14 by Twinklestar09 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Tuesday, 07-Jun-2005 14:29:35

I'd also be a loner, probably spending time in the library if the Zonehouse had one. *smiles* I'd be reading almost all I could read, playing on the playground, maybe showing up once in awhile but probably not all the time, as I do like most of my time alone.
Leilani

## Post 15 by Twinklestar09 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Tuesday, 07-Jun-2005 14:33:04

And when I did hang out with others, we'd probably have interesting conversations about what has been going on around here or whatever. Hmmm. Come to think of it, I'd probably be a sister, quiet but willing to listen and give advice if y'all ever wanted it.
Leilani

## Post 16 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 07-Jun-2005 16:10:07

Thank you stargate, but I am too young to be a mum *grin*.

## Post 17 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 09-Jun-2005 11:37:59

dont you believe it

## Post 18 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Thursday, 09-Jun-2005 13:23:59

Yeah that#s true but I could not be for example Stargates mum as we are the same age *grin*.

## Post 19 by wonderwoman (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 09-Jun-2005 19:26:13

well, I'd probably bein my room with the door shut, and only come out and talk when someone knocked on my door and invited me to.
wonderwoman

## Post 20 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Thursday, 09-Jun-2005 20:08:18

If the zone were a family, some of it's members would be commiting incest since there are some couples on here.

## Post 21 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Friday, 10-Jun-2005 2:35:16

That#S true. i would be one of them.

## Post 22 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Friday, 10-Jun-2005 9:14:11

Well, in some respects.. and yet not really. I mean think about it... We are already apart of a family, the human race and all. Then too like in real families I am related to my husband but ONLY by marriage...

## Post 23 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Friday, 10-Jun-2005 9:35:49

That#s true.

## Post 24 by asdfghjkl (Account disabled) on Sunday, 19-Jun-2005 23:46:50

Hmmm. OK, after a lot of thought, this is what some of y'all represent to me. She and Malcolm are like mom and dad, 'cause they're cool and older and a couple. the ice master is like a daddy 'cause he teaches me stuff. Bridgette is like a mom, yet an aunt, yet a big sister. We talk about a lot of things, eheheh. Chelsea/lordlover is like an older sister, and John/ride_man is like an older brother. Lou is like a little brother, a crazy twin perhaps, or a cousin because we always get into "trouble." Jbear is like the Zone's kitty because he is so sweet, or a brother or a cousin. Natalie/midnight princess is like a cousin 'cause she always says cousin, LOL. Caitlin is like an older sis and the list goes on...

## Post 25 by gummybear16 (Account disabled) on Monday, 20-Jun-2005 3:45:18

hmm if the zone were a family eh? I'd be Mel's older sister... and Electricity would be my husband? i dunnow... I'm half awake...
Karrie

## Post 26 by Wraith (Prince of Chaos) on Monday, 20-Jun-2005 9:08:26

If the zone were a family... I'd either be the neighbor that comes over occasionally to borrow things off the clothes lines, or failing that, I'd be the house guest who came down from a nudist colony. I'd be the one running around the house at 3 am in the flesh, singing at the top of my untalented voice: "We shall be free. Stand straight, look proud..." That'd be me!

## Post 27 by asdfghjkl (Account disabled) on Monday, 20-Jun-2005 11:14:41

ROFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFL Wraith you are crazy.

## Post 28 by asdfghjkl (Account disabled) on Monday, 20-Jun-2005 11:54:11

Hey, K, that would make Kevvy the Kevster my brother in law! Heheh.

## Post 29 by Caitlin (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 20-Jun-2005 12:22:43

Well, I'm already sisters with Alison (Alison), Melmel (septemberstar) and Rachel (rdfreak), so there's that. Apart from that, I'd be this little bouncy person that was all over thep lace and always hyper and happy, and would tease people mercilessly and cheer them up.

## Post 30 by asdfghjkl (Account disabled) on Monday, 20-Jun-2005 12:49:39

Yep Caity!

## Post 31 by Eponine (If you find a rare Gem, hold it tightly!) on Sunday, 26-Jun-2005 3:57:30

Well, this would be quite interesting Stargate. LOL. Hmm, If I said what I could, I'd embarrass the crap out of myself, so I'll just say, with the exception of one, who means more to me, you all are like brothers and sisters to me. Mel and I have had long talks, and moments, and along with a few others, has helped me through stuff. And I have enjoyed helping others as well. Stargate, I can't tell you how many times you've made me smile when I didn't feel like it, and you got me singing when the song wasn't there. Hugs. I love each and every one of you, and ChrisN, your incouraging words and making me laugh has helped me as well. anyway, before I get mushy, I'm off.

## Post 32 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Sunday, 26-Jun-2005 12:12:16

I agree Rushfan, you all are sisters and brothers to me, too. If I didn't have you, I wouldn#T know how to get through some stuff. Through that site I know that I'm loved.

## Post 33 by gummybear16 (Account disabled) on Sunday, 26-Jun-2005 16:21:58

hmm I'd be this little crazy person who'd come only in the summer and durring weekends and hollidays, I'd be spitting out random odd lyrics, and be having odd telliphone conferences! lollol

## Post 34 by maddog (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 26-Jun-2005 23:56:29

hmmm, I think I'd be the family's pitbull! If anyone did something bad, I'd be notified, and punish them! Oh, and if the bouncy person ever tried to cheer me up, or became bouncy with me, well, pitbulls do have teeth! *bares teeth*

## Post 35 by asdfghjkl (Account disabled) on Monday, 27-Jun-2005 0:26:45

Waaaa, maddog, I thought you were my friend. I'm bouncy. Are you going to bite me??? *Shivers and hides.*

## Post 36 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Monday, 27-Jun-2005 3:09:12

Lucky that I'm not bouncy *grins*.

## Post 37 by PrincessKitty (Generic Zoner) on Monday, 27-Jun-2005 19:35:51

If the zone were a family, I'd be the little quiet one who can ocasionally get obliviously hyper, from eating too many pizie sticks, but can also be one of those people that likes to chill. But if anyone thinks they're wakin' me up too early in the morning, forget it. You're liable to get your eyes scratched out. *sharpens claws*

## Post 38 by audioadict (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 19-Aug-2007 5:18:16

Well, I have a few ways of looking at it. One way is j squared could be the daddy sense he runs the place, and chris n could be the mom sense he's an admin. Well, mom, what am I saying here, chris couldn't be a mom, he's a man. Lol! Just kidding.
I'd say j squared could be the great great grandpa, and Chris n could be the great grandpa, motifated could be the grandpa, since he's so nice to be with. Djmom could be my grandma since she's so sweet and has grandkids herself. The peachy mom could be my mom and curious liam could be my daddy. I'd have treky4 as my twin sister since we're best friends, and Blake, not frequency, the other one,would be my lovely husband and we'd have a nice home in Delaware where he grew up. Dream lady would be my great aunt and zackmac2000 would be my uncle. Me and blake would have two daughters nymphadora and shea, the kids in the family. The other zoners would be distant relatives that I have never heard of, besides boris, x-site interactive, and freeky fwoof would be my close cousins.

## Post 39 by tear drop (No longer looking for a prince, merely a pauper with potential!!!!!) on Sunday, 19-Aug-2007 19:42:59

If the zone were a family, it’d be something like the sopranos meets queer is folk!!!!!

## Post 40 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 20-Aug-2007 1:16:49

Katie, that's nice of you to say. If the Zone were a family, I'd do the noble thing and callJerry Springer, or try and get us on one of the reality TV shows.
Lou

## Post 41 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 20-Aug-2007 2:47:34

If the zone was a family, I'd open an abortion clinic for the sake of future generations.
All them blind kids polluting the gene pool.
Incest is best.
Bob

## Post 42 by audioadict (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2007 3:17:05

Loo, I really would think you'd be the wise grandpa, since your profile says you are around 50. Most of all, you are nice, kind hearted, good to talk to, just like my grandpa. Please don't think that I'm calling you old.

## Post 43 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2007 3:20:39

Katie, you wouldn't say that if you thought my hearing aid batteries were working or my arthritis would keep me from typing a response. Seriously, that's nice of you to say. And just to let you know, I'm 50 going on about three when I try to act grown up.
Lou

## Post 44 by Q (Take my advice, I'm not using it anyhow.) on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2007 3:33:08

Thank Heavens we're not a family.

## Post 45 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2007 3:35:28

Q if we were, this family would put the fun in disfunctionall.
Lou

## Post 46 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2007 5:12:28

*blbobby gently takes Lew by the arm and says:
"Lew we've told you you shouldn't be over here with the kids, come on back to the elders board where your friends are waiting."
Sorry kids, he gets this way some times--tends to wander, don't you know. But, he's a good ol' grandpa.
Bob

## Post 47 by audioadict (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2007 17:22:47

Loo, no matter how old you are, or if you have arthritis or hearing aids, it's what's inside that counts, and your thoughtful personality makes you just right for a zone family.

## Post 48 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2007 18:03:45

well a zone family? this is interesting.
hmm . if i had a zone family...
lets see. zackmack2000 would be... my husband... damned my sister, austin would be my brother in law. lol
raskolnikov would be the mental dude living at the other side of the street that our mother always told us don't wander around there that one is dangerous but threatens us to have him come get us when we drive her crazy.
black bird would be the bad guy of which i am the female version that we should avoid because girls always come home crying to their mothers because that kid wanted to play strange games.
if i can think of anything else i'll post it

## Post 49 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2007 22:17:14

Bob would be the retired policeman with poor judgement. Kids, ignore officer Goofy and let gramps on the playground again.
Lou

## Post 50 by maroon five (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 25-Aug-2007 7:25:10

If the zone were a family, oh wow! how disfunctional. Although, I can probablly try to pick a few people out. hmmmm, let's see now.as the grandpa, I'd pick Doug V. the dad would be the Fox aka Cory, I would be the mum. Morgan aka blnd_girl, and Gillman Gal would be our daughters, and Herve aka Crazy and cJ aka kid Cort would be our suns. Shark would be my twin brother, Dj Doug would be my younger brother. Zack Mack would be Cory's brother and Lory his wife, [of course], and Blue princess would be their sister.

## Post 51 by audioadict (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 06-Sep-2007 17:46:54

O, If the zone was a family, sledge071 would be my uncle. He's so nice, and helpful, and a good friend. Welshgeordie would be my cousin that I get along with so well.

## Post 52 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Friday, 11-Apr-2008 1:59:49

Damn this board died before I was a member but so much has changed I had to bring it back up. haha
I'd be the really anoying talkative sister who randomly sings at all hours and has no sleeping schedule and will come bug anyone who's awake to do stuff like listen to music or watcha movie or tv show, and never sleep until I crashed. I'd also be the one you keep away fom the drinks because if i had a few I'd start hitting on the family friends. Bobby would be like the paternal grand father, and beckie his new lady, and they'd be like the all wise smart asses. Jared would be like the one brother that you like but generally stay away from. Shea and Pipi would be like twins with the giggling and such things, and dan amd martin would be like the brothers who get drunk and beat each other up. haha

## Post 53 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Friday, 11-Apr-2008 11:49:16

right i like this board lol and yes so much has changed, i'll think of it a bit and post my completely new family lol

## Post 54 by martin (The One And Only) on Friday, 11-Apr-2008 13:19:41

lol candy, love it.

## Post 55 by Harmony (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 11-Apr-2008 16:07:32

What would I be, then?

## Post 56 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 11-Apr-2008 16:17:12

Well, you'd be young enough to be ny niece or daughter.
Lou

## Post 57 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 12-Apr-2008 12:38:18

I could be post fifty-five's sister. Yaaaaay! *smile*

## Post 58 by sea star (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 15-Apr-2008 1:15:56

if the zone was a family, i would be awake at all hours of the night bugging everyone to go to the nearest 7 11 and load up on tons of junk food.

## Post 59 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 15-Apr-2008 14:29:18

Hell yeah!

## Post 60 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Friday, 18-Apr-2008 0:52:31

Gilman Gal Kat would be my mother. roflmao

## Post 61 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 18-Apr-2008 18:20:30

I would be someones best friend but an enemy and vengeful if you crossed me.

## Post 62 by battle star queen (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 20-Apr-2008 1:58:29

If the zone was a family I would be the kind of person who talks about Kyle xy all the time and my schedule would be set around watching that show. And i would drive everybody else crazy if Kyle xy was taken off the tv or if somebody got rid of the cable.

## Post 63 by Elenhiia (Feather'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr'rr for president!) on Sunday, 20-Apr-2008 5:46:15

Chris N would be like Big Brother in 1984. lmao. I am watching you. lol. There'd be telescreens everywhere.
Never mind about Kat being my mom. Sledge071 (Geoff) would be my dad. lol. Don't know who'd be my mom. lol.
Hmm, doug would be my big brother, kat the cousin I bicker and disagree with, Liz some distant cousin or other, maybe Kat's sister. Sean would be my bestest friend, don't know where he'd fit in to the family though. He'd be the one I can always talk to no matter what. Hmm. keep thinking. Ray (crazeyblindman) would be that crazy second cousin or something, who you stay away from but who's funny anyway. Azn_guy Ray would be like some type of cousin. Morgs would be my sister. Little Lileah would be one of those funny little friends. Brian33 would be an uncle of some sort who's always playing music.
Okay I'm tired of thinking. lol