# excuses for every occasion

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 15-Jun-2006 17:01:56

I know none of the housework got done. I was reflecting on new and innovative ways to please you.
I'm taking a few sick days. I'm going to see my doctor, but he moved to Maui, so it could be awhile before I'm back.
I'll be oversleeping for the next couple of months. I got a grant for some research into dream therapy.
Not coming in, boss. I had my radio alarm tuned to the all news station and now I'm too depressed to get out of bed.
No, I haven't changed the oil in my car in four years. Why should I? It still hasn't used up the oil that's in there!
I'm sorry, my husband and I won't be able to attend your wedding. He hasn't recovered from ours, yet.
It makes no sense to end my vacation by going back to work. Work was what caused my need for a vacation in the first place!
I'm not apathetic, I'm emotionally mellow.
Yeah, I could take the trash out, but we'd just make more.
No, I'm not working less ... I'm preparing for retirement.
No, I didn't burn the dinner, I've created a tribute to charcoal.

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 15-Jun-2006 18:29:03

Ha! I'm going to save this. Might need one of these some day.

## Post 3 by Twinklestar09 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Thursday, 15-Jun-2006 19:34:41

*laughs* Those are cool.

## Post 4 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Thursday, 15-Jun-2006 22:19:01

All ready tried the first one and it didn't work for me so good luck to you.