# top 16 reasons Tim Hardaway hates gay people

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 25-Feb-2007 3:31:47

Former NBA star Tim Hardaway told a radio show
that he's homophobic and "hates gay people."
The league responded by banning him from
league events for an unspecified period.
The Top 16 Reasons Tim Hardaway Hates Gay People
16> They always make fun of his karaoke rendition of "It's Raining
Men."
15> They completely ruined the macho appeal of his signature
clutch jump shot, "The Brokeback."
14> Lance Bass is taking, like, FOREVER to put out a solo album!!!
13> They have *their* pride parade, but where's the parade for
spoiled millionaire bigots?
12> Chaps? Fine.
Assless chaps? Abomination in the eyes of the Lord!
11> Because they've already spoiled the sport of NASCAR.
10> In high school he was kicked out of his Village People tribute
band for consistently showing up as "the ballerina."
9> They constantly outbid him for all the best neck ties on eBay.
8> This one time, at basketball camp....
7> When he was 12, his older brother was killed by a gay street
gang, the Broadway Starz.
6> He said he won't dance, yet they keep asking him!
5> Always viciously heckled by Rip Taylor during road games
against the Lakers.
4> That flaming Richard Simmons totally ruined Tim's
shiny-short-shorts-sparkly-tank-top-and-poofy-Afro look.
3> He can never find a spot to put down his beach towel at
Fire Island.
2> Shortly after running away to Las Vegas at the age of 15,
his childhood dream of being a magician's assistant was
ended by a man named Siegfried.
and the Number 1 Reason Tim Hardaway Hates Gay People...
1> Every man he's ever French-kissed has accused him of being one.

## Post 2 by BB (move over school!) on Sunday, 25-Feb-2007 8:16:21

Hey I don't like the NASCAR comment, damn it. LOL

## Post 3 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Sunday, 25-Feb-2007 12:58:51

Oh, it's really bad, how very amusing I found this one. Vance Bass's solo album! Oh god!

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 25-Feb-2007 13:02:19

hahahaha
Bob

## Post 5 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Sunday, 25-Feb-2007 16:44:45

rofl! Gay street gangs and Village people tribute bands, indeed!