# the new government symbol

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 22-Aug-2011 12:13:22

THE NEW GOVERNMENT SYMBOL
The U.S. government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political
stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

## Post 2 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Monday, 22-Aug-2011 17:21:20

Wow, that's great!

## Post 3 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Monday, 22-Aug-2011 20:28:35

Love it!

## Post 4 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 23-Aug-2011 19:20:56

sounds very accurate to me... lol!

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 25-Aug-2011 7:53:18

Way to go. You nailed it.
Bob

## Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Tuesday, 30-Aug-2011 19:23:11

This is great! Heheheehahaha!
Couldn't be more accurate.

## Post 7 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 08-Sep-2011 23:35:32

NIIIIICE!!! HAHAHA!!! Awesome, I have to remember this..get it on a bumper sticker cause it's not only funny but unfortunately so true.