# so, you finish?

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by the oracle (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 19-Aug-2017 13:41:38

A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again.
Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."

## Post 2 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 19-Aug-2017 15:40:41

Ah.
hahaha.

## Post 3 by lalady (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 19-Aug-2017 17:30:57

Didn't see that coming. Hahaha.

## Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 19-Aug-2017 18:04:47

Hahaha, nice.

## Post 5 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 21-Aug-2017 9:57:09

Classic. Love it.

## Post 6 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 22-Aug-2017 22:46:00

you'd think all the fucking would make her stop no? hahahahaha! rofl, love it! good one, oracle!

## Post 7 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Wednesday, 23-Aug-2017 10:53:02

Lol good times!