# Metalheads

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by cumbiambera2005 (i just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 20-Jan-2009 3:10:39

These are hilarious!
Q: If there’s a Punk and a Skinhead in the back of a car, who’s
in the front?
A: A cop
Q: How many Goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They’d rather light candles…
A punk with a rainbow-colored mohawk sits down on a bench next to an old man. After awhile, he notices the old man is staring at him. “What’s wrong, old timer?” asks the punk, “Never done anything wild in your life?” “Actually,” says the geezer, “One time I screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
Q:What do you do if there’s an emo in your backyard with his hand blow off?
A:Stop laughing and reload!
Q: An Emo kid, a Metalhead, a Punk, and a Goth jump off a building, who wins?
A: Society.
Q: what do you call a punk without a girlfriend??
A: Homeless
Q: How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: punks cant change a thing.
Q: An apartment building in California has skins living on the first floor, punks on the second floor, and hippies on the third. One day a big fire burns the building to the ground. Who survived?
A: The skins. They were at work.
A Punk, a Goth, and a skinhead walk into a bar. The bartender hands them each a beer with a fly in it. The mod turns the beer away. the punk drinks the beer despite the fly, and the skinhead grabs the fly by the wings and yells “Spit it out! Spit it out, you bastard!”
If you’ve ever gotten into a fight because someone dissed Slayer…you might be a metal head.
If you install high powered speakers in your car simply to out volume cars playing rap music…you might be a metal head.
If you didn’t know what a slip knot was until the band came out…you might be a metal head.
How do you get a goth out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
Q: What’s another name for a gothgirl?
A: A Crow-ho.
Two goths are having sex. Suddenly, the girl goth comes. “Darling, darling!” says the boy goth, “what’s wrong?” “Nothing,” says the girl goth, “nothing at all. Why?” “You moved.”
Q:there is a goth, a metalhead, and a punk standing at the edge of a cliff, how do you tell who’s who?
A:Simple the goth is the one contemplating jumping off the cliff, the metalhead is yelling at the goth “JUMP! JUMP!” and the punk is the one who runs up from behind and pushes them both over!!
Theres a goth walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder.
An old lady walks past, stops, stares at the two and says “Yeuk! What are you doing with that revolting creature?”
“Squeak squeak squeak!” says the rat.

## Post 2 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Tuesday, 20-Jan-2009 8:03:05

lol good ones, but what is a skin?

## Post 3 by cumbiambera2005 (i just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 20-Jan-2009 16:32:01

Lol Dont know just got it somewhere online but have no idea.

## Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Tuesday, 20-Jan-2009 17:27:57

Wow! Are you guys serious?
I don't think these are hilarious. Some of them made me giggle, but others were comprehensible but not laughatable. lol

## Post 5 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Tuesday, 20-Jan-2009 17:36:43

Omg, just roflmao!

## Post 6 by Nick6489 (11 years a Zoner) on Wednesday, 21-Jan-2009 13:33:14

Being a burgeoning metalhead myself, I dug those.

## Post 7 by Ok Sure (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 22-Jan-2009 1:37:04

I believe a skin is a skinhead.

## Post 8 by The Sensible Millennial (I'll stop correcting you when you stop being wrong.) on Sunday, 14-Jun-2009 13:26:47

A skin is a skinhead, often synonimous with punk in the eighties when Goth and Punk first bloomed.
As a long time goth, I tip my tophat and bow to you, you truly have good taste in jokes.
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