# Do you know any good "Snaps"?

Category: Let's talk

## Post 1 by Dusty (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 12-Jun-2007 3:45:44

I love a good insult so do you know any? By the way this topic is based on put-downs, not directed at anybody so please don't post to say how mean it is! I'll start:
Your mother's so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed the whole of CSI.
He's so stupid he asked me to cut his pizza in 4 slices, cos he couldn't eat 6.
I'm sure I'll think of more later ...

## Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 12-Jun-2007 5:32:07

Your mother's so fat I walked around her twice and got lost.

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 12-Jun-2007 9:24:28

Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?
I love the ones referring to how dumb someone is - such as:
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal
The lights are on, but no one is home
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer
I used to know more. Maybe I'll think of them later.

## Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 12-Jun-2007 14:07:07

lol loved those

## Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 13-Jun-2007 14:58:14

She's so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
If brains were dynomite, she wouldn't have enough to blow herself up.

## Post 6 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 13-Jun-2007 16:14:55

The second one in the last post was a new one. I hadn't heard that one before. lol

## Post 7 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 14-Jun-2007 5:27:21

Dumber than a bag of hammers.
A few tacos short of a combo plate.

## Post 8 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 14-Jun-2007 11:57:23

has the personality of a turnip

## Post 9 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 14-Jun-2007 12:25:51

Saying to someone "you're a waste of reproductive juices!"

## Post 10 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 14-Jun-2007 18:20:08

The best part of you rolled down your father's leg.

## Post 11 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Thursday, 14-Jun-2007 22:34:05

A few buttons missing on your remote control.
A few peas short of a casserole.

## Post 12 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 15-Jun-2007 0:00:03

About as exciting as a cardboard sandwich
Can't carry a tune in a wet paper bag.

## Post 13 by The Great Rabbit (Queen of random) on Friday, 15-Jun-2007 3:11:53

he's as sharp as a beachball.
she's always late... her ancestors arrived on the JuneFlower.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
if i was 10 times smarter than you, i'd be a moron.
hmm...i'll come up with some more.

## Post 14 by Godzilla-On-Toast (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 15-Jun-2007 3:42:42

Give him another brain and he'd be a halfwit.

## Post 15 by The Great Rabbit (Queen of random) on Friday, 15-Jun-2007 15:07:46

All foam, no beer.
You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
I heard you had an idea once, but it died of loneliness.
I read your mind, and trust me, it was a short story...
I think, therefore I am ... not related to you.

## Post 16 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 15-Jun-2007 18:38:08

Kandiland, yours are the best so far. LOL

## Post 17 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 15-Jun-2007 21:53:47

Did your parents have any kids that lived?

## Post 18 by The Great Rabbit (Queen of random) on Friday, 15-Jun-2007 22:23:35

mine didn't. i mean... lol i need a life really bad. lol
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
It's hard to believe you outswam a million other sperm.
Save your breath ... you'll need it to blow up your date.