# top ten things that sound dirty in golf but arn't

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Philippa (Veteran Zoner) on Friday, 16-Sep-2005 11:55:40

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 16-Sep-2005 11:58:34

oh i've heard that before! hahahah!

## Post 3 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 16-Sep-2005 12:02:30

LOL! Get away from that fairway...

## Post 4 by Philippa (Veteran Zoner) on Friday, 16-Sep-2005 12:25:30

lol!