# friendship

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by AngelKisses (An angel with no Halo) on Monday, 01-May-2006 0:59:38

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever
is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got some.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be until you quit
whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until
you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.
"Why, "you may ask; "because you are my friend".
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get
depressed because you can only think of 3.
Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a
REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know
if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 01-May-2006 20:00:27

I love this.