# finding inner peace

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## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 08-Jun-2006 19:32:16

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished. " So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace!

## Post 2 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Thursday, 08-Jun-2006 20:37:49

That's great!

## Post 3 by rat (star trek rules!) on Friday, 09-Jun-2006 12:28:47

lol

## Post 4 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Saturday, 10-Jun-2006 9:34:18

Hahahaha! Advice to live by! Sort of sutes me at the moment too. *grin*

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 10-Jun-2006 9:53:13

I tried it too. It really works.

## Post 6 by Jess227 on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 1:48:17

LOL

## Post 7 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 12:00:11

lol, love it!