# The modern birds and the bees.

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by malthe (Pimply-Faced Youth) on Sunday, 29-Apr-2007 14:20:59

The Modern birds and the bees
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
You're Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-café.
We sneaked into a secluded room,
I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom agreed to do a download from my harddrive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:
"You've Got Male"

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 29-Apr-2007 15:12:06

hahahaha, that's cool!

## Post 3 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Sunday, 29-Apr-2007 15:54:40

LMFAO!! I liked this so much I put it in a folder on my Desktop and on my Blog on MySpace.

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 29-Apr-2007 16:10:06

&LT;lol>
Bob

## Post 5 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Monday, 30-Apr-2007 12:20:58

Hahaha, that's cute.

## Post 6 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 30-Apr-2007 13:22:08

That's an interesting way to describe conception. lol