# tarzan

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 16-Sep-2005 8:33:16

i think you're like this one (well i don't know) it might be a bit rude for a place like this but let's see shill we?
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 25 years with only suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search
of this legendary figure.
One day, deep in the wild, she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally,
overcome by this display of animal passion, Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass, Tarzan became aroused. He quickly ran over and kicked her in the crotch. In pain, she screamed, "What the hell did you
do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Tarzan always checks for squirrels."