# grandma

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by AngelKisses (An angel with no Halo) on Friday, 25-Jan-2008 16:39:02

+Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question, if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains
to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build
a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different
women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you freaking idiots
asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair

## Post 2 by frequency (the music man) on Friday, 25-Jan-2008 17:19:02

lol, nice

## Post 3 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 25-Jan-2008 19:34:45

lololol Like it!

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 25-Jan-2008 19:37:38

hahahaha!
Bob

## Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 25-Jan-2008 21:58:40

Roflroflroflroflroflroflrofl! Excellent. *smiles*

## Post 6 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Friday, 25-Jan-2008 22:04:12

Haha! Fucking nice!

## Post 7 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 26-Jan-2008 14:13:00

oh, hahahahha!. cool

## Post 8 by Susanne (move over school!) on Saturday, 26-Jan-2008 17:34:29

Cute :-).