# Kansas the toughest state around

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2007 21:42:11

lol this is funny
60 above zero: Arizonians turn on the heat. People in Kansas plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Kansas sunbathe. 40 above zero:Italian &English cars won't start. People in Kansas drive with the windows down. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Kansas gets thicker. 20 above zero: Floridians doncoats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in Kansas throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Kansas have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0 People in Miami all die. Kansans close the windows. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico People in Kansas get out their winter coats 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Kansas are selling cookies door to door. (True!) 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Kansas let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Kansans ged upset because they can't start the Mini-vans. 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in Kansas start saying..."Cold enough for ya?" 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Kansas schools will open 2 hours late.

## Post 2 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2007 21:45:33

a lot of that is true kansas schools never cansle

## Post 3 by data (Cheese flows through my veins!) on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2007 23:16:00

Ummm, probably because it really doesn't ever really get that cold in Kansas todo!

## Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 15-Feb-2007 0:20:07

lol thanks.

## Post 5 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Thursday, 15-Feb-2007 4:23:26

As someone who lived in Kansas for 9 years, the people in Kansas (at least the Kansas City and surrounding areas) are wimps. They close school for only a few inches of snow. Having lived in Minnesota, Kansas, Iowa, and Wisconsin, the people in Kansas can't take as much as any of those other states. However let it also be said on the record I honestly like Kansas, (at least the city area) and in no way mean anything bad by these statements. They are simply my observations.

## Post 6 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Thursday, 15-Feb-2007 18:15:22

It's the same way in Washington state, they get an inch of snow and everything closes down. In Minnesota, well whenever we get snow, life still goes on with the exception of the first day.

## Post 7 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 16-Feb-2007 19:36:45

the wierd thing is that it is 15 above and I'm going on a picnic