# things you can only say at thanksgiving

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 26-Nov-2008 4:49:51

think this was posted last year, but hey i'll post it again
10. Talk about a huge breast!
9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
7. That's one terrific spread!
6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
4. Don't play with your meat.
3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
2. How long will it take after you stick it in?
And the Number #1 thing you can only say on
Thanksgiving....
1. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

## Post 2 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Wednesday, 26-Nov-2008 16:32:11

lmao. That's good.

## Post 3 by tear drop (No longer looking for a prince, merely a pauper with potential!!!!!) on Friday, 28-Nov-2008 23:22:55

lol

## Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 29-Nov-2008 0:23:17

Not only was it posted last year, it was posted just a few days ago by Bill.

## Post 5 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 31-Dec-2008 11:45:31

Wow! I looooooooooooove it! This is absolutely spectacular! Kudos and props to you, man. I've heard just about everything on that list at Thanksgiving dinner, too. lmao!