# Worst Songs Ever

Category: Jam Session

## Post 1 by trampazoid (Account disabled) on Friday, 28-May-2004 1:19:29

Okay, what's everyone's top five worst songs ever? Mine are, in no particular order, "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit, "Achy Breaky Heart" because the lyrics are just horrible, "Everybody Say Uh" by Master P though I probably got the title wrong, "What's Up" by Four Non-Blondes, and "Sorry 2004" by Ruben Studdard. All these songs irritate me a hell of a lot.

## Post 2 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 28-May-2004 10:07:43

Hey. Did anyone see the list of the 50 worst songs of all time that Rolling Stoen or someone put out? It was pretty accurate. Achy Breaky was right up there. It sucks. What,s Up is not that bad now Jess!

## Post 3 by renegade rocker (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 01-Jun-2004 19:12:53

Well I can't think of five off the bat, but I've got a couple, Barry Manalo - Copa Cabana, and Sammy Davis Junior

## Post 4 by renegade rocker (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 03-Jun-2004 15:42:39

Sorry that last post cut off, but I ment to say Sammy Davis Junior - candy man, now that one is horrible, you can also count Helen Ready - I Am Woman in there as well.

## Post 5 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 05-Jun-2004 17:14:17

lol gotta agree with all the above, but how about trio da da da, you guys may have been spared this one though, the chicken song by the spitting image crew. oooh now that was truly evil!

## Post 6 by gummybear16 (Account disabled) on Saturday, 05-Jun-2004 21:46:06

Hmmm.. I can't really think of any off the bat either lol

## Post 7 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Monday, 07-Jun-2004 17:21:50

I can only think of a few:
number 9 by the beettles,
the dragon song by Yoco ono,
you don't bring me flowers by Barbera Strisand and Niel dimond

## Post 8 by renegade rocker (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 07-Jun-2004 17:40:21

I just remembered, you can also add Meriah Kerry doing her take on the Def Leppard song Bringin' on the heartbreak, that in itself is a great song, but she killed it.

## Post 9 by trampazoid (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 16-Jun-2004 19:11:43

Lol, Mariah did kill it. Also, there's a song called "Little Room", by The White Stripes...the most interesting-sounding vocals out there. Weird noises, weird lyrics...everyone must hear that song.

## Post 10 by bowie lover (Newborn Zoner) on Tuesday, 22-Jun-2004 0:23:00

lets see, My worst songts are I just died in your arms tonight, True, dirty diana, cheap tricks version of don't be cruel. cuz it just sucks! and a host of others I can't think of rigtht now.

## Post 11 by ItsAConspiraZ (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 25-Jun-2004 14:52:36

Hey, I sort of like Achey Breaky. Da da da is just a fun kind of doesn't mean anything party song in my opinion, and Revolution 9 (not #9) i'n't even a song.

## Post 12 by Juliet (move over school!) on Friday, 10-Sep-2004 9:38:03

Let's see, mine would have to be Kenny G's version of "what a wonderful world," that I don't think he ever should have tried to remake, any of Janet Jackson's latest matterial, Mambo Number 5, Simply Red's version of "you make me feel brand new," and Elvis's version of "unchained melody."

## Post 13 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 10-Sep-2004 11:34:42

Wow, I have never heard Elvis's rendering of Unchained Melody but I shudder at the thought.

## Post 14 by Illiniman04 (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 10-Sep-2004 17:08:44

Here they are, five worst songs ever.
crazy by Britney speares...that song was played everywhere! I think I'll go crazy if I hear that one again
chumba-wumba tub thumping
mambo number 5, eeewww!
who let the dogs out. enough said
and the ultimate worst song of all times has got to be
Barby girl by Aqua.
My friend had a sister that would play that constantly just to piss him and I off. I shutter just thinking about that now urgh.
Oh god, I want to puke every single time that comes on. Either that or I want to turn on some metallica and just trash everything in site. Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire!!

## Post 15 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Friday, 10-Sep-2004 20:20:22

Anything sung by Nora Jones, a thousand miles by Vanessa Carleton, and I can't think of anything else right now.
Troy

## Post 16 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 21-Sep-2004 11:04:49

the awful comfortably numb cover by the scissor sisters
hmm anything by britney
anything that involves a lot of screaming in a high pitched voice for no reason.
stand by your man tammy wynette do i need to explain why
dead ringer for love because the thought of meatloaf and cher having sex fills me with horror.
hmm anything by justin timberlake he's pointless

## Post 17 by Twinklestar09 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Tuesday, 21-Sep-2004 11:32:28

There's not much that I can say I absolutly don't like, but there are a few artists I'm just not into, mostly because there voices/singing are annoying to me: Limp Biskit, Ja Rule, sometimes Nora Jones and Dido, and whoever sings that song "Oh Sheila."
Leilani

## Post 18 by Japanimangel (Account disabled) on Thursday, 23-Sep-2004 15:35:52

ok, i can only think of one that sticks out for me and its that stupid "my milkshake" song! I hate it, and i can't understand how it ever became popular!

## Post 19 by renegade rocker (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 23-Sep-2004 18:45:09

Ok, here's another one, Linda Ronstadt doing her take on We Will Rock You, now that's horrible!

## Post 20 by melodica (Account disabled) on Thursday, 23-Sep-2004 20:28:11

"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred... he's not sexy, he's gay! "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi... just another knock-off of "Livin' On A Prayer" trying to come back to being famous again. Limp Bizkit's cover of "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who... shameless attempt at singing by Fred Durst. "St. Anger" by Metallica... any band can write two new sentences down and layer some old worn out lyrics between them. "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" or anything by Jet... these guys are just utter crap!

## Post 21 by ItsAConspiraZ (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 25-Sep-2004 23:14:09

Hey, it's possible to be sexy and gay.

## Post 22 by DixieGirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 01-Oct-2004 18:53:11

Hey yall,
DOn't like any Nora Jones or Diddo. Or Limp Bizcuit or however u spell it, they spell it different i think.
Also, the new country duo big and rich and there song save a horse ride a cowboy. that takes the cake for me i do think,
In Him,
Dixie

## Post 23 by the crashing machine (200) on Saturday, 02-Oct-2004 14:03:50

Hi, well, my 5 worst songs are: anything to do with wrap, Anything from the gnanra of heavy metal, and any songs that have some screeming done by the singers! I like songs from the 1930s, some songs from the 60s 70s, and today, and, I also like south pasific! I've got the original broadway play's sound track on 78s, and it's in almost mint condition! My favorite song from that would have to be the song that goes...
Younger then spring time, are you,
Softer then starlight, are you,
Warmer then winds of june are the gentle lips you gave me,
Gayer then laughter, are you,
Sweeter then music, are you,
Angel and lover, are you to me,
and when your youth, and joy, invade my arms, and fill my heart, as now they do,
Then, Younger then spring time, am I,
Softer then starlight, am I,
Angel and lover, heaven and Earth, am I,
With you.
Any one know the title of that song? I'll see If it's possible for me to post that as my audio profile, so that way, you can listen to it.
I'll post here some time later, and have a fun time hre at the zone bbs!
Shaun

## Post 24 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Monday, 04-Oct-2004 13:18:20

Wow, why hasn't anone mentioned My Heart (Fart) will Go ON ? That song makes me want to chew my left arm off in sheer agony of boredom and pain, other 4 contenders (I actually like more than 80% of the songs people have posted so far, I must be totally crazy, but that' no surprise really): "That Don't IMpress Me Much" by Shania Twayne (Pain) "So, you're, an awful country singer who people find hot .. that don't impress me much", Outside by Staind (that song is partly just way over played but I've always hated it, so depressing it makes me want to go to Seatle and enjoy 3 years of rainy days and fog, living on ste streets rather than hearing that again), .. well can't come up with more specific stuff but most of 50 Cents stuff is horrible and the new r&b stuff is, by enlarge, awful (in my opinion) :) oh and "the Reason" by Hoobastank .. I thought it was cute at first but now it's been so overplayed it's beyond belief.

## Post 25 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Monday, 04-Oct-2004 21:38:02

Well, 5 worst songs would have to be:
1. Toxic by Britney Spears
2. Sorry2004
3. Work It by Missy Elliot
4. Come Sail Away by Styx
5. Feelin Way Too Damn Good by Nickelback
Shaun, seriously, I respect your opinion and all, but i have a feeling that the only reason you dont like heavy metal is because of all the stereotypes and negative connotations associated with it. Hate is a normal response to abuse, depression, and society's ways of forcing all the characteristics and opinions it considers "wrong" to be supressed and such. If I wasnt a girl, I'd become one. Trust me, i have a sucky life. and that music is the only thing that gets me through the day.

## Post 26 by the crashing machine (200) on Wednesday, 06-Oct-2004 19:02:54

ok, I admit it! I love heavy metal! Why did I say that in my last post? vwhy Vwhy Vwhy! I didn't mean to... stupid me!
(takes out a paddle and begins to schmack himself in the face with it, saying): "Vwhy! Vwhy! Vwhy me!"
How's that for writing a scripted seen? Good? bad? Tell me, now!

## Post 27 by JH_Radio (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 07-Oct-2004 16:22:21

Wow, people don't like "What's up" by Blondy? Or I just died in your arms tonight, also from the 80's? Excelent songs! 'Corse I don't know the lyrics to any of those but I could look them up if I was so inclined...
And as for Britney, merh.... I can only take so much of her myself.
I love that song "I'm too Sexy", excelent weird track from around 1992. Also That Don't Impress Me Much and Outside are good songs! I love songs like Outside, Only Happy When It Rains, In Bloom, etc. Surprised people haven't mentioned "Torn" I'm sick of that song, but do like it, but every AC and Hot AC across the country plays it, too this day, and has been playing it since 1998!
I also like Dido. White Flags, Thank You, Here With Me, Excelent stuff. Duh Duh Duh? LOL That was a weird song! And Who Let The Dogs Out... LOL
John

## Post 28 by GreenTurtle (Music is life. Love. Vitality.) on Wednesday, 13-Oct-2004 18:30:58

As a side note, another horrible song is that stupid song Magic Stick, i hate that song. Lol shaun jeez! Hmmm i guess that was a good drama scene...whatever though...by the way, Outside is a good song, but only the acoustic version. Oh and one more thing, another horrible horrible song is Cocaine by Eric Clapton! That song makes me wanna shoot myself!

## Post 29 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 23-Oct-2004 11:04:44

Clapton you look wonderful tonight
the eejit who agreed to record that song should be lobotimised!
Hmm Tears in Heaven by clapton or should i say clapped out
We are the world from live aid "e are the world we are the children" ohh do you bloody think so!.
Swing low sweet chariot the England rugby team's anthem eh excuse me your rugby players not nuns!?

## Post 30 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 23-Oct-2004 11:07:12

Clapton you look wonderful tonight
the eejit who agreed to record that song should be lobotimised!
Hmm Tears in Heaven by clapton or should i say clapped out
We are the world from live aid "e are the world we are the children" ohh do you bloody think so!.
Swing low sweet chariot the England rugby team's anthem eh excuse me your rugby players not nuns!?

## Post 31 by Myr (Generic Zoner) on Saturday, 23-Oct-2004 11:31:06

all songs that talk about women as sex objects.