# Bullets Joke:

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Thunderstorm (HotIndian!) on Thursday, 01-Jan-2009 12:05:21

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.
"I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears.
"Mom, I was having a pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears.
"It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a pee and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
Raaj.

## Post 2 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 01-Jan-2009 12:28:48

roflroflroflrofl! oh my god! Brilliant! Well done raajo.

## Post 3 by midnight sun (you can't catch me, i'm the palobread man) on Thursday, 01-Jan-2009 12:37:06

omg fuckin roflmaooo! omg

## Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 01-Jan-2009 16:58:20

That's a funny one, my dear. Lmaoooooo! roflrofl. My brother thought it quite amusing himself.

## Post 5 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Thursday, 01-Jan-2009 23:53:55

I remember becky posting this one before. Still good though.