# the brothel

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## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 21-Aug-2007 22:53:52

I want to personally dedicate this to anyone who is divorced.
The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed,
good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50's.
"May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer
someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see Valerie," he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000
a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and
gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly
left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding to see
Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a
row -- too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The price was still
$5,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the m an was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that
he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went
upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been with
me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "Boston."
"Really" she said. "I have family in Boston."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney.
She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
....... and
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
Bob

## Post 2 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2007 11:32:19

LMAO! That was beautiful.

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2007 14:45:20

LOL Bob.

## Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2007 20:00:44

lol, great!