# playing church

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 04-Sep-2006 11:31:28

After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the
streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two
little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen
window.
The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his
sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face
into the water hole.
As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping,
the mother runs out to the yard in a panic."Why on
earth did you do that to your little brother?!"
she says as she shook the older boy in anger.
"We were just playing 'church' mommy," he said."And
I was just baptizing him.....in the name of the Father,
the Son....and in...the hole-he-goes."

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 04-Sep-2006 14:34:33

hahahahahahaha!