# Halloween Humor

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Cill Bot (Zone BBS Addict) on Thursday, 14-Oct-2004 11:55:07

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone He, being
a
> dutiful husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being
spoiled by not going. So, he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain
and,
since it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Since her
husband
did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by
watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the
dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little
feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and, being a
rather seductive lady herself, he left his partner high and dry and
devoted
his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as
he
wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a
little
proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars
and had sex.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked him what kind of
time
he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
time
when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den
and played poker all evening. But, you're not gonna believe what happened
to
the guy I loaned my costume to."