# Bush and the clocks

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Stefan (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 29-Jul-2005 10:52:13

a guy dies of old age and goes to heaven.
At the gates he sees millions of small clocks on the wall and asks the gatekeeper "what are they?" The gatekeeper responds "for every lie a person tells in life, his or her clock spins round 1 dial. take mother teresa. she never told a lie in her life so her clock stays at 12.00. gandy's is at 12.10 because he told two lies".
"what about George W Bush's clock?" asks the man.
"it's in god's office" responds the gate keeper. "he uses it as a fan!"

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 29-Jul-2005 10:53:42

LOL! I love bush jokes he has saved the careers of so many struggling comedians

## Post 3 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Friday, 20-Jul-2007 22:10:34

roflmao, yes, those are the only jobs he creates or helps.