# men are like ...

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Thursday, 14-Apr-2005 8:47:01

Men are like ..Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like ........ Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm
they are.
Men are like Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ........ Blenders ....... You need One, but you're not
quite sure why.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.
Men are like.....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like....Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2
off.
Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long
to mature.
Men are like....Mascara ....... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like... Popcorn..... They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
Men are like ..... Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ....... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
Men are like ........ Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken,
the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to
know !!!!!!!!!!

## Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 14-Apr-2005 12:23:36

Well I know several lesbians who would love that..

## Post 3 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 14-Apr-2005 12:45:06

good one, gonna share this one

## Post 4 by Chels666 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 14-Apr-2005 21:13:38

me too

## Post 5 by Chels666 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 14-Apr-2005 21:13:43

me too

## Post 6 by saiyan4414 (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Thursday, 14-Apr-2005 23:03:04

Not all men are like that.

## Post 7 by Freya (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 15-Apr-2005 10:10:36

oh yes they are ...........

## Post 8 by saiyan4414 (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Saturday, 16-Apr-2005 8:16:00

No there not! I'm not like that.

## Post 9 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Saturday, 16-Apr-2005 15:21:53

um ... this is the joke board? no need to take it so personally ... smile.

## Post 10 by Jess227 on Saturday, 16-Apr-2005 22:40:02

God that made me laugh real hard! The parking lot line I heard before lol. I gotta say all of those fit nicely with my exboyfriend. True not all men are like this but the vast majority of them are!

## Post 11 by Star (Honorary Bitch of the Zone) on Sunday, 17-Apr-2005 8:20:13

Why do you think wo-men have men-struation pain, get men-opause, and suffer from men-ingitis? Because it is all men's fault! LOL Star