# an atheist, and his bear

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2008 23:52:07

an atheist was walking in the woods one day when all of a sudden, a bear came out of the bushes.
The atheist said, "god, please help me!" and god said, "does that mean you want to become christian?"
the atheist thought for a minute and said, "no, save the bear!"
just when the bear was about to attack, he stopped, raised up his paws and said,
"bless this food, for whitch I'm about to eat."

## Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 12-Mar-2008 5:50:54

good-bye ... well, someone like me, as I'm an atheist. lmao! good one. I know im not going to be walking through any woods anytime soon.

## Post 3 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Wednesday, 12-Mar-2008 17:06:37

hehehehe

## Post 4 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 12-Mar-2008 18:48:29

good one.