# You know you 've overdone it when?

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 22-Sep-2005 14:19:14

Your mouth resembles the cat's littler tray unemptied for a week.Your head can play the most complicated drum solo with no effort on your part.Any advert for alcohol makes you want to die. Your first words are shoot me please but use the silencer.You are convinced you have died and if this is hell you'll convert.Bodily functions have you leaning over the toilet bowl pleading with your new god. Paracetamol is something you would consider if you could keep anything down. The slightest sound resembles an atomic explosion.Every joint seems to have dislocated and you have no idea why. Nothing coherant comes out of your mouth except never again but you said that time. You are unable to walk upright but you have no problem proving Darwin's theory of evolution.