# part 2 of top 15 surprise features of new iPhone

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 03-Jul-2007 19:59:05

The Top 15 Surprise Features of the iPhone
(Part II)
15> Comes with a default "One of us! One of us! One of us!"
ringtone.
14> The middle row of the new keypad arrangement spells out
"B I L G A T E S U X."
13> Won't work if it detects you wearing eyeglasses and a suit.
12> Dial #666 to change all the digital "paintings" in Bill Gates'
mansion to anime porn.
11> The right key sequence turns it into a Jedi lightsabre.
10> Purchasing the iJack add-on feature means you need not
actually be in the same vicinity as your significant other
ever again.
9> Just drop it in a glass of Jolt Cola to recharge it.
8> Includes video of a steel-cage match between the nerdy-cool
"I'm a Mac" guy and the nerdy-cool "Can you hear me now"
Verizon guy.
7> Comes with its own "Official Apple Beta-Tester Club" card
and badge.
6> The new touchscreen, combined with AT&T's wireless service,
allows you to reach out and fondle someone.
5> Rounded edges and mirror smooth surface makes it easier to
shove up the ass of a smug owner.
4> iVelcro features allows easy attaching to your Segway
or Vespa.
3> It conveniently combines all your indispensible functions --
phone, camera, music player and PDA -- into a single
overpriced, easily lost device.
2> It's name is an anagram of "hip one" -- how friggin' cool
is THAT?!?
and the Number 1 Surprise Feature of the iPhone...
1> Cranial-GPS feature comes in handy when you realize you've
lost your mind and paid *$600* for a freakin' phone!

## Post 2 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Tuesday, 03-Jul-2007 23:01:38

hahahaha becky nice one, Rounded edges and mirror smooth surface makes it easier to shove up the ass of a smug owner. Lol

## Post 3 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2007 0:16:35

number six really scares me. Perhaps I'll stick with T-Mobile.

## Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2007 1:06:36

What's the matter Blake? Don't you want some stranger to reach out and touch you? LOL