# men are just happier people

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## Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2006 19:44:32

Men Are Just Happier People- What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
be President.
You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt
to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics
tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive
to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You
don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work,
more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
them. The occasional wellrendered belch is practically expected. New
shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the
time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff
about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can
open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
of shoes are more
e unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything
on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for
years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You
can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You
can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails
with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December
24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier! Send this to the women
who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

## Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2006 20:21:41

Hey that's halarious, plus it's true!

## Post 3 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 08-Jun-2006 6:37:11

It's true, yeah, but I would still *never* want to be a man. I'm proud of being a woman.

## Post 4 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Thursday, 08-Jun-2006 7:49:51

So true, so true.

## Post 5 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 08-Jun-2006 8:55:52

I think men got their own problems. So I don't know ... maybe they are a little happier but it's not a big deal. At least I think so, I can#t really compare it. Need to wait till I have my second life, and if I am the nborn as a man, only then i can judge. Hee JK

## Post 6 by rat (star trek rules!) on Thursday, 08-Jun-2006 20:41:43

lol, nice one, and it is true as heck!

## Post 7 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 09-Jun-2006 5:45:32

I'm sure being a man also has disadvantages.