# screaming heard at the perly gates..

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## Post 1 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Monday, 29-Mar-2010 9:31:53

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.
"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes bored into her shoulder blades for her wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more bloodcurdling screams.
"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening"?
"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."
I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off to hell."
"You can't go there," says St. Peter, "You'll be raped and sodomized."
"Yes, but I've already got the holes for that," says the old lady.

## Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 29-Mar-2010 10:30:39

oh omg!. that's great.

## Post 3 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 30-Mar-2010 14:01:55

Hahahaha
That was wonderful!

## Post 4 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Tuesday, 30-Mar-2010 15:11:31

Hahha!

## Post 5 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 30-Mar-2010 18:12:35

hahaha

## Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 02-Apr-2010 1:36:17

I love this! This is quite great! This has got to be the best joke I've seen on here this year. Lmaoooooooo!

## Post 7 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 02-Apr-2010 11:38:51

I echo the last poster completely; best joke I've seen on here so far!!