# blond joke

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Sunday, 12-Sep-2010 17:42:19

One day a blond goes into a electronics store to get a new microwave. She goes up to a sails associate and says I want that microwave please as she points to it on the counter. The sails asociate tells her that blonds can't get that. After that she goes home and puts red highlights in her hair thinking it will make her seem less stupid. When she goes back to the store she asks for the microwave, but again the sails lady says blonds can't get that. She gets pisssed off and goes home to dy her hair brown because the chick won't know who it is. As she goes back to the store she asks to buy the microwave. The sails lady still says blonds can't get that. She asks the chick what the hell her problem was. And the sails girl says finally.
Sweetie that's not a microwave it's a tv.

## Post 2 by Queen Latina (Zone BBS is my Life) on Sunday, 12-Sep-2010 18:05:39

lol, I've heard that one before. It's kinda... blonde. Lol no offense to blondes, of course. :D

## Post 3 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Sunday, 12-Sep-2010 19:03:59

I ain't got to look at this and say it's lame because it's...lame.

## Post 4 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Sunday, 12-Sep-2010 22:25:10

Lakiria sweetie if you've done that before just come to it and tell the truth. No need to bitch at zoners if you wanted to make pop corn and instead got cnn. lmfao

## Post 5 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Monday, 13-Sep-2010 2:22:31

As rcf would say I ain't got time for this dramma...and it's not bitching...it's just, posting here.

## Post 6 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 13-Sep-2010 10:48:35

lol that was funny.
hehehe

## Post 7 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Monday, 13-Sep-2010 17:27:22

Who is the cf?

## Post 8 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 13-Sep-2010 19:46:18

RCF is rollercoasterfan.

## Post 9 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Tuesday, 14-Sep-2010 20:42:28

I think it's pretty funny. That bitch has to be the essence of blonde.

## Post 10 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Wednesday, 15-Sep-2010 18:48:37

Lmfao Raven you have a point there. And Lakiria you might need to find some one a little more lajitament to quote because Andrew has bitched and started some drama to. And as to the popcorn comment I was trying to add to the humor and put you in the spot light but you seem to have an attitude about everything.

## Post 11 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Friday, 17-Sep-2010 6:21:11

I was being funny too...but at the same time was being serious and people have a thing about blondes...if ya your a blonde your retarded and some of them can be a bit lame. I think you got angry again over quite nothing really.
Anymore about this board that you feel you have to get out pqn me, once again this board that everyone is looking at isn't the place for this type of discussion.

## Post 12 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Saturday, 18-Sep-2010 23:58:44

Yo girl most of what you sed didn't even make mouch since. And as to the joke, I'm not trying to be a stereo typical white asshole. I don't have any thing against blonds personally I was only telling a joke. And as to the commedy it's self every one in society gets made fun of some way or another just saying:d.

## Post 13 by sid512 (Account disabled) on Thursday, 30-Sep-2010 7:26:19

can anyone tell me who exactly is a blond?

## Post 14 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Thursday, 30-Sep-2010 8:51:59

This whole thread has been amusing, but that last post just topped it. Oh wow! rofl

## Post 15 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 30-Sep-2010 11:48:00

lol... i'm not sure how to tell you haha.
it's not really directed at anyone. it's just a joke.
you must know what a blonde is, and if not... well just lol!

## Post 16 by sid512 (Account disabled) on Sunday, 03-Oct-2010 8:26:12

oh, i'm sorry to ask, I don't know much about it because i'm not an American!

## Post 17 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Saturday, 09-Oct-2010 14:58:44

lmao agrees qwith stevo!

## Post 18 by Glenja (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Sunday, 10-Oct-2010 19:14:36

If you seriously don’t know, being a blonde refers to a person’s, usually a woman’s, hair color. Now, if you’re not serious, I fell for it, and yes, I am a blonde.

## Post 19 by rebelwoman (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 12-Oct-2010 19:20:50

hahahahahahahahah. ehem ... well, I thought it was funny. LOL These jokes on here always get ratted on, hah? hahaha since we're joking about blondes, here's another one I'd like to see how much crap I get for it. :)
A blonde girl walks into her classroom with her earphones in. The teacher walks up to her and says, "Britny, earphones out," and she pulls them out of her ears. The girls suddenly falls and lays still on the floor. The teacher puts the earphones back in the blonde's ears, and she get's up and starts walking again. When the teacher takes them out again, the blonde drops to the ground. The teacher decides to listen to the earphones. When she puts them in her ears, she hears this: "Breathe in ... breathe out ... breathe in ... breathe out."
Hahaha, I thought that was funny. Let me have it, but please don't take it seriously. Only kids bitch and wine about shit like that. LOL
Jessie

## Post 20 by sid512 (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 20-Oct-2010 9:55:10

hahahaha, thats too fun'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'y! lol!

## Post 21 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Wednesday, 20-Oct-2010 11:29:52

lol

## Post 22 by pyromaniac (Burning all of mankind to dust. ) on Thursday, 28-Oct-2010 18:52:06

Lmao Keri truuuue. And to previous poster, my goal was not to offend you. I only like to throw around some silly ass humor, but that's the zone for you. ?And sid dude, a stereo type associated whith blods is that they are some what unintelegent. But it's not it's not allways a real asumption. If you'd like to know more go see the movie legally blond whith Rece Witherspoon and you'll get it better. Just keep in mind who your saying that shitt to. ahaha

## Post 23 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Saturday, 30-Oct-2010 13:12:25

Lol! Nice one!