# Few working items for sale

Category: Garage Sale

## Post 1 by MAS (Generic Zoner) on Monday, 07-Oct-2013 11:45:06

Hi all,
as you know I own several disobedient hespanic creatures and a few random beings.
I am looking to sell them or just seeing if there is any offers out there.
we'll start with the Corpse-Grinder AKA Carloss:
a bit like a duke box his musical talents stretch a long way and he is extremely entertaining. he'll sing on command or play the drums on a cold sunday morning just to entertain you. Like all of a Latin culture is extremely noisy, messy and a little mental after a few taquila's.
Next we have the PimpedOutBarney AKA Anibal:
this little love machine will keep all your love and romance needs in check. whether its's to sing you a gentle song to sleep or a poem to enrage your sexual organs. He has all the answers, dances on command but do not leave cake around this little beast will eat it like a fucker.
next I have the Game AKA Jose/joseph:
a dedicated sports fan he'll keep watch on your chicken wings, order pizza to great effect and know which NFL player is fucking up when ever. he does like to shout out hank at rest times...
Finally for now we have the E-Z AKA Juan:
this one is the true Mexican pet. extremely lazy, hard working and loves to monitor the alcohol. I say monitor I mean drink till it runs out and blaims a Cuban. How ever he is handy when it comes to computers and knows the differents between a floppy drive and a cd rom.
thanks and all sensible offers welcome

## Post 2 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Monday, 07-Oct-2013 12:23:41

lmao, what the hell?

## Post 3 by mini schtroumpfette (go ahead, make my day I dare you!) on Monday, 07-Oct-2013 17:15:15

Just roflmao! Trust you Joe to come up with this.

## Post 4 by season (the invisible soul) on Monday, 07-Oct-2013 20:36:29

How much you going to pay me to collect your junks? lol

## Post 5 by rusty81 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Tuesday, 08-Oct-2013 0:25:59

lol, nice one!

## Post 6 by The Game (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 08-Oct-2013 1:58:34

ehh.

## Post 7 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Tuesday, 08-Oct-2013 8:01:37

I'll buy them all for a dollar. so 25 cents a piece. I could use some entertainment. lol

## Post 8 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Tuesday, 08-Oct-2013 13:30:44

I'll trade Music_Richie for all of them.

## Post 9 by gizmobear (move over school!) on Wednesday, 09-Oct-2013 8:33:50

are you willing to take food stamps?

## Post 10 by write away (The Zone's Blunt Object) on Wednesday, 09-Oct-2013 12:31:43

Oh no. Why would you want to waste your food stanps on those four when you could actually get something good for them--like chips and chocolate, and steak. ugh. lol

## Post 11 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Wednesday, 09-Oct-2013 12:55:27

If you are willing to bear the maintenance, why sell them? Why not make more money in the long run by renting them out? Maybe on a weekly basis like beachfront property.
Just speaking as the opportunist here.

## Post 12 by season (the invisible soul) on Wednesday, 09-Oct-2013 22:33:11

hahahaha Anthony, that is a very good trade lol. :P

## Post 13 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 10-Oct-2013 15:30:51

Lmfao. That is not what I was expecting when I read this topic. That's what I get for taking him seriously. Lol

## Post 14 by Jack Off Jill (why the hell am I posting in the first place?) on Tuesday, 22-Oct-2013 9:15:11

Can you take a check? or can I do the credit card exchange?

## Post 15 by Westcoastcdngrl (move over school!) on Tuesday, 22-Oct-2013 9:22:22

Yo, Joe... would you be willing to accept Tesco Clubcard vouchers? How 'bout Sainsbury Nectar Card points?

## Post 16 by MAS (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 22-Oct-2013 11:16:13

I'll take a cheque for joseph. Juan would have to be cash in hand. the other 2 I am putting out to rent only...
do you have a good credit rating Jodesi?

## Post 17 by Westcoastcdngrl (move over school!) on Tuesday, 22-Oct-2013 15:43:22

I can offer you £16 in Nectar Card points and £10-ish in Tesco Clubcard vouchers... oh, and £30 in Boots vouchers... otherwise, I have no cash.

## Post 18 by Dolce Eleganza (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 22-Oct-2013 15:55:00

OMG hahahahahahahahahaha! lmfaooo Joe! Thanks for the laugh, I'm dieing overhere. I wasn't expecting this, lol! :D

## Post 19 by MAS (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 22-Oct-2013 21:18:21

we have a deal westy, you get the game and e-z for this. I'll chuck in the tequila girl to... she is latina I think... enjoy your purchase

## Post 20 by steelersfan062013 (Generic Zoner) on Thursday, 05-Dec-2013 13:18:33

I feel bad for whoever got "The Game"...lol