# drinking

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 18-Apr-2005 15:13:18

A guy runs into the bar and says, "Quick, pour me 5 shots of your best scotch." The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can. "Wow
that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink," says the bartender. "Well you'd drink that fast if you had what I had," The man says "Oh my god," the bartender
says, "What do you have?" The man replies "50 cents."

## Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 18-Apr-2005 17:45:06

lol.

## Post 3 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 19-Apr-2005 15:52:30

Wow! Great!

## Post 4 by crystal (1) on Tuesday, 19-Apr-2005 19:32:05

lol funny stuff

## Post 5 by TheExtreme (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 19-Apr-2005 21:26:13

yep jokes are cool

## Post 6 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 20-Apr-2005 11:26:24

smile great joke!

## Post 7 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Monday, 25-Apr-2005 14:53:12

Great one!! Jokes like that, without any obscene or mean things in them, get rare, unfortunately, and you still can laugh about them.