# the top 16 slogans for nudist resorts

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 01-Nov-2006 19:50:24

The Top 16 Slogans for Nudist Resorts
16> Get your butt out here!
15> Serving the wanton private needs of politicians since 1956.
14> Dude, you're gettin' a swell!
13> It's just like Hef's Playboy mansion grotto -- if Hef were an
80-year-old retired insurance magnate from Jupiter, Florida.
12> We'll leave our pants off for you.
11> How about a little T&A with your R&R?
10> Now with disposable bicycle seats.
9> Spend a week at our Stained Furnishings Inn or Sphincter View
Motel.
8> What's in *your* trousers?
7> Enjoy our complimentary ass-fly repellent.
6> It's like Vegas, minus that one last layer of clothing.
5> What goes on in Vegas, comes *off* here.
4> Now open to the pubic!
3> Nudists: the other red meat.
2> Where the fun starts at the crack of... YOU!
and the Number 1 Slogan for Nudist Resorts...
1> Free willy!

## Post 2 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 01-Nov-2006 22:13:50

i particularly like numbers 13, 7, 6, and 5.

## Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 02-Nov-2006 0:35:51

I like number one.
Bob

## Post 4 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Thursday, 02-Nov-2006 4:08:39

Let it all hang out. good um, joke slogan thing. :)

## Post 5 by UnknownQuantity (Account disabled) on Thursday, 02-Nov-2006 6:16:21

Yeah I like number 1 also.

## Post 6 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 02-Nov-2006 10:15:52

LOL, I liked number fifteen.

## Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 02-Nov-2006 10:39:01

Gemini, number fifteen? Are you running for office?
BuckEyed Fan, you posted this, are you afraid to let it all hang out and post your favorite?
Bob

## Post 8 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 02-Nov-2006 10:51:01

Beefcake Bob, I think I liked 12, 11, and 10 best.

## Post 9 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 02-Nov-2006 11:51:08

LOL Bob. No no, not running for office. I just think it has a lot of truth to it. lol. Those politicians are some very interesting people, you know!