# The pickle slicer

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Monday, 28-Jan-2008 18:22:09

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a
number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it,
but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his
own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at
once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put
my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.
"Yes, I did." he replied.
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."

## Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 28-Jan-2008 19:46:43

hahaha I was not expecting that one! Nice!

## Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2008 3:38:37

nor was i....very good!

## Post 4 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2008 5:02:45

LolNice.

## Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2008 5:46:00

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! brilliant!