# tough Fridays

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2006 7:42:27

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair,
he has his first meeting with the devil...
Satan: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a
drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is
drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, tab and fresca. We drink
till we throw up and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry
about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from
all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie,
you're already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack,
Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt...it doesn't matter,
you're dead anyhow.
Guy: Cool!
Satan: What about Drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl
of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all
the drugs you want. You're dead, who cares.
Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
Satan: You gay?
Guy: No...
Satan: Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough.

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2006 9:40:09

lolololol I guess he won't be saying TGIF

## Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2006 10:13:35

hahahahahaha. i get the joke

## Post 4 by frequency (the music man) on Tuesday, 26-Sep-2006 11:53:23

o boy. lol