# Physical.

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 03-Feb-2017 10:36:47

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open.

## Post 2 by lalady (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 03-Feb-2017 12:10:42

Hahaha! Needed to invest in one of those little round rubber things for opening jars. But wouldn't have been nearly as much fun for him. Nothing wrong with his 85 year-old thinking capacity. Laughing.

## Post 3 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 03-Feb-2017 12:20:36

Nice.

## Post 4 by Jack Off Jill (why the hell am I posting in the first place?) on Friday, 03-Feb-2017 16:25:52

lol poor man

## Post 5 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 04-Feb-2017 8:56:00

lalady
, is he supposed to use that rubber jar opener to open the jar or get the semen sample?
Laughing.

## Post 6 by lalady (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 04-Feb-2017 15:25:21

Why, which ever is more fun. Thought we already established that he's pretty sharp. Laughing.

## Post 7 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 05-Feb-2017 7:21:24

Laughing.

## Post 8 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Thursday, 09-Feb-2017 20:03:37

Try using that rubber thing, for both.
Laughing

## Post 9 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 16-Apr-2017 2:27:37

OMG, hilarious.

## Post 10 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Monday, 17-Apr-2017 22:02:00

See, that way, he don't have to ask his old wife, who probably doesn't have the energy she used to. Laughing!