# if Jesus ran for president (yes Bob, it's another list)

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 09-Dec-2007 9:50:46

Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee said during a
campaign stop at a Dallas church that he believes "There is
not a disconnect between strong faith and good government."
Hmmm... so what if the Prince of Peace Himself ran for prez?
The Top 16 Jesus Campaign Slogans
(Part I)
16> I may have risen on the third day, but I won't raise taxes!
15> Hey, I *know* what I would do.
14> Why elect some bozo with a messianic complex when you can
get the real deal?
13> The only Jew even Mel Gibson will vote for!
12> A chicken in every pot, a car in every garage and
all-you-can-eat loaves and fishes for everyone!
11> Don't make Me come down there! Again!
10> Remember the 11th commandment: Thou shalt vote for Me.
9> It's the Deuteronomy, stupid.
8> Now guaranteed assassination-proof!
7> Did I mention Iowa is the closest thing to Heaven on earth?
6> Trust Me, you *don't* want to piss off My dad.
5> I'm Christ, bitch!
4> Because undoing this administration's damage will take
a miracle.
3> Want Me to find Osama? Ten minutes, max!
2> Being crucified by the media? Piece of cake, baby!
and the Number 1 Jesus Campaign Slogan...
1> Vote for Me -- or you can go straight to hell!

## Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 09-Dec-2007 13:41:26

I'm seriously sending that to Mom's partner Joanie... She'll get a huge kick out of it!

## Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 10-Dec-2007 4:59:44

damn, that's funny. Though, I would never dream of sending that to my friend at the convent.

## Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 10-Dec-2007 10:23:49

LOL yeah, you might want to be careful who you share this with. I'm sure many would find it offensive.

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 10-Dec-2007 12:54:43

I, for example, find it offensive.
1. It's another goddam list.
2. I didn't think of it.
Thanks, it's funny.
Bob

## Post 6 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Monday, 10-Dec-2007 23:20:04

lol very nice.