# Dear Abby

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 12-Oct-2005 16:29:38

Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows
he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job four years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new
one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and talk smart with his
pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to like me
and hints that I am a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore.
You're a United States senator from New York. Act like it!

## Post 2 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Thursday, 13-Oct-2005 9:08:47

aahahahahaha good one