# Life should be backwords!

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Monday, 29-Mar-2010 7:33:40

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, and spend your last nine months floating... then finish off as an orgasm.

## Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 29-Mar-2010 7:38:49

I loved this one. thanks. *smile*

## Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 29-Mar-2010 10:33:07

*grins* wow!. a bit like benjamen button?. anyone seen that, it's a lovely movie.

## Post 4 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 30-Mar-2010 13:59:48

That was very good!
hahaha

## Post 5 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Tuesday, 30-Mar-2010 15:12:26

Funny, but kind of true, if you think about it.

## Post 6 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 31-Mar-2010 13:01:01

life sucks lol

## Post 7 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Wednesday, 31-Mar-2010 13:50:01

I love the ending with an orgasm part. hahaha!

## Post 8 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Wednesday, 31-Mar-2010 18:30:51

hahaha janelle

## Post 9 by ori9303 (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 31-Mar-2010 21:23:10

hahaha, I like the way it ends! Oooh babyy! lol!

## Post 10 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 31-Mar-2010 22:01:55

I love the ending as well *smiles*. thanks for that!!

## Post 11 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Wednesday, 31-Mar-2010 22:10:32

hmmmmmmm, I'm not too sure if I should say the ending's the best part, but sence everyone agrees with me, I guess I'm not all that strange for thinking all of it, especially the ending was great! lmao

## Post 12 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 31-Mar-2010 23:58:22

I think I've heard this before, but it was funny enough to hear again. Thanks.

## Post 13 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 02-Apr-2010 1:12:29

Lol! Love the ending as well.