# interpreting your cat's actions

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 12-Jul-2004 7:34:56

Action
Meaning
Staring at the food dish
=
Feed Me
Staring at the cupboard
=
Feed Me
Licking the empty bowl
=
Feed Me
Looking at you, taking two steps, looking at you again
=
Follow me to the kitchen and feed me
Looking at your lap
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Okay, you seem to like it when I sit on you — then will you feed me?
Sitting on your head
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Wake up and feed me.
Scratching at the bedroom door
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Wake up, Open this door and FEED ME.
Meow, Meow, Meowrrr
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Feed me, Feed me, Feed me NOW!
Burp
=
Thank you!

## Post 2 by Daenerys Targaryen (Enjoying Life) on Saturday, 30-May-2009 17:46:50

Sounds like my cat. LOL

## Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 30-May-2009 20:11:25

LOL, thanks for bringing this back after five years. I'd forgotten about it and got a kick out of reading it again. It's particularly relevant now since our vet told us Smokey needs to lose at least two pounds, so we are feeding him less, and he is definitely not a happy kitty.

## Post 4 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Sunday, 31-May-2009 1:12:15

hehehe most cats only want feeding, or to rule your life by sitting in inappropriate places so you can't do your work. a frend has a cat who sits on her desk in the midst of her paperwork. hehehe well cats? never have one.

## Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 31-May-2009 9:55:48

Damn I wish I'd known about this topic when I was cl, I woulda closed it quick.
&LT;lol> kind of funny thanks for posting it, I guess.
Bob

## Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 31-May-2009 12:00:38

If there is any justice in the world, when Bob dies he will come back as a cat.

## Post 7 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 31-May-2009 13:38:58

lol; thanks for sharing!!

## Post 8 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Monday, 01-Jun-2009 20:10:17

Aw, those are cute.

## Post 9 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2009 17:35:46

lol this is so true

## Post 10 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 05-Jun-2009 8:00:11

see why I'll never get a cat? if i have kids one day and I hear, "Mommy, can we get a kitty," you can bet your arse they'll hear a nice firm resounding, "no, absolutely not." lol

## Post 11 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 05-Jun-2009 15:19:28

Ah Joanne you're no fun. Cat's are awesome.
Becky, this is so true. Funny as hell, but true. Jamila does all of that. I did wonder about the walk in front of you, take two steps and stop thing.
Walk in beauty,
Simon

## Post 12 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 05-Jun-2009 20:17:29

Actually, my cat is really good about not begging for food. Even though we have him on less food now since the vet wants him to lose a couple pounds, he is handling it quite well. Better than I would be if the doctor put me on a diet and I didn't have the ability to open cupboards and the refrigerator to get my own food.

## Post 13 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Sunday, 07-Jun-2009 22:22:46

lol. funny.