# 30 harsh things to say to a naked guy

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Wednesday, 13-Apr-2005 7:05:59

30 Harsh Things to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (Giggle and Point).
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me really drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
personality?
30. I guess this makes me the early bird?

## Post 2 by Chels666 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Wednesday, 13-Apr-2005 8:11:50

lol nice!

## Post 3 by Chels666 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Wednesday, 13-Apr-2005 8:24:08

Hey Sugar Baby, do you mind if I post this in my Live Journal?

## Post 4 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 13-Apr-2005 10:36:22

Is that a nice set of cobwebs I see before me

## Post 5 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 13-Apr-2005 11:57:20

loved it

## Post 6 by The Wicked Witch of The East (we deserve each other) on Wednesday, 13-Apr-2005 14:17:55

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

## Post 7 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 13-Apr-2005 17:41:30

lmao.