# the snake and the bunny

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 28-Aug-2006 13:47:31

I want to dedicate this topic to Harp our newest community leader (i.e. a new lacky for the corporate pigs that run this site). &LT;grin>.
The Snake and the Rabbit
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a
surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest,
and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down.
"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't
see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
"It's quite ok," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is as yours. I too have been blind since birth, and also never knew my
mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are so at least you'll
have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny.
So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a
soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
"Oh, thank you, thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and
help you the same way that you've helped me."
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you've a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you
must be a team leader, a supervisor or possibly someone in senior management."

## Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 28-Aug-2006 13:57:19

Sounds like definite management material.

## Post 3 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Monday, 28-Aug-2006 14:18:05

Thank you to our soon to be, orphaned from the zone, Bob for this one. *Grin*
Mel is in fact the newest community leader so I have to defer all intended criticism onto her shoulders and boy is she going to be mad when she reads this. You're kidding yourself bob, She might be a girl but she's got balls and she's comin' for you!

## Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 28-Aug-2006 15:54:08

lol lol lol.
funny

## Post 5 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Monday, 28-Aug-2006 17:06:43

hahahahaha

## Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 28-Aug-2006 21:54:12

Hey, guys, quit laughing. This minor demigod is fluffed up with his own importance, and trying to put criticism of him off on the newest cl (and a girl at that).
So, please, don't encourage him.
When you see "account disabled" next to my name, you'll no what kind of dictator he really is.
Bob *leaves with a tear in his nonexistent eye.

## Post 7 by Angel with Attitude (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2006 6:45:18

Good one Bobby! A much better reply than I could have come up with!!!