# the farmer and the bear

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 17:16:51

Farmer Jones lives with his tame bear in the remote country with only dirt access roads. His tame bear had been naughty that day so he put him in the barn and said "you stay here until you learn how to behave yourself."
Shortly afterwards it begin to rain, a real heavy down pour.
About an hour later a travelling salesman got stuck in the mud and asked the Farmer for a place to stay.
The Farmer told him he didn't have room in the house, however he could stay in the barn. He told the salesman there were no lights in the barn and his tame bear was in the barn. The Farmer said the bear would not bother him.
The salesman went to the barn.
Later another travelling salesman got stuck in the mud and the Farmer told him about the barn-no lights and the tame bear.
The salesmen left for the barn.
One hour later a woman got stuck in the mud and approached the Farmer.
He told her about the barn and mentioned the two travelling salesmen. However, he was so concerned about the salesmen he forgot to mention the bear.
The woman said, "I can take care of myself," and left for the barn.
Two hours later the farmer was awakened by heavy knocking at the door.
When opening the door the woman was standing there with her clothes torn and rumpled.
The Farmer said good heavens what happened to you?.
The woman replied "I give up on human nature, the first guy gave me forty dollars, the second guy gave me fifty dollars, but that cheap bastard in the fur coat never even said thanks!"
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## Post 2 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 17:37:29

ahahahahahahahahah, Becky you're great!

## Post 3 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Friday, 29-Sep-2006 20:09:56

Lol!
Troy

## Post 4 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 11:45:58

Hahahaha, oh my! that's just...

## Post 5 by redgirl34 (Scottish) on Saturday, 30-Sep-2006 18:30:58

Lol hahahaha

## Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 01-Oct-2006 21:09:04

That cheap bear. ha ha ha!
Bob