# the top 17 celebrity epitaphs

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## Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 20-Feb-2008 9:51:51

Sure, we're all going to die -- but celebrities
have their images to consider even in death.
The Top 17 Celebrity Epitaphs
17> Britney Spears: "Reunited with her career."
16> O.J. Simpson: "*If* I were dead, this is where I would be buried."
15> Dick Cheney: "Just hanging out here until sundown."
14> Ron Jeremy: "That lump next to your left foot? That's no anthill."
13> Abe Vigoda: "Yes, really."
12> Bugs Bunny: "Ashes to ashes, bunny to dust bunny, Doc."
11> Johnny Knoxville: "In retrospect, going into the lion cage
with steaks attached to my body may have been a *bit*
too much."
10> Hugh Hefner: "If anyone asks, I was an al-Qaeda martyr."
9> Tim Burton: "Now THIS is cool."
8> Hillary Clinton: "I *told* you we needed better health care!"
7> Woody Allen: "I told you Mia had a gun!"
6> George W. Bush: "Here lies President George W. Bush --
repeatedly."
5> Bill Clinton: "I can see up your skirt."
4> Mel Gibson: "The plot next to me is still open, sugar tits."
3> Nicole Richie: "Finally hit her goal weight."
2> Al Gore: "The CO2 from this decomposing corpse is offset by
TerraPass."
and the Number 1 Celebrity Epitaph...
1> Homer Simpson: "Mmmmmm... worms."

## Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 20-Feb-2008 16:13:54

I only got a few of those, but they were funny.