# george bush

Category: Joke Board

## Post 1 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Thursday, 09-Feb-2006 16:09:42

a driver is on a busy highway, he hears a tap on his window. He rolls it down and a man tells him that president bush and the rest of his administration has been kidnapped. A $10000000 ransom is wanted.
the man says they're running a collection, and so the driver asks what will happen if the ransom is not payed.
The man says they'll use gasoline to set the hostiges on fire. ,
the driver asks how much they've collected, the answer,
about a gallon

## Post 2 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Friday, 10-Feb-2006 2:53:11

Hehehehe I would not laugh about it if it was someone else but for Bush ... yeah right. Why not? Lol

## Post 3 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Friday, 10-Feb-2006 4:54:00

lol hahahahahahahahaha. Garret! that's classic! I love it! Have you got anymore?

## Post 4 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 10-Feb-2006 8:59:27

LOVL!Brilliant

## Post 5 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Friday, 10-Feb-2006 12:50:14

george bush, his wife, and the vice president are all in an airplane. George bush says that if he threw a 1000$ bill out the window, he could make a person really happy.
his wife said, that she could throw 10 100 dollar bills, and make 10 people happy.
the vice president says, I can throw 100 10 dollar bills, and make 100 people happy.
the pilot shrugs his shoulders and says,
I can throw the 3 of them out the window, and make 200000000 people happy

## Post 6 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Friday, 10-Feb-2006 12:56:43

lol...hahahahahahahahahahaha. Garret! these are fucking good! these are excelent.

## Post 7 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Friday, 10-Feb-2006 16:30:22

Oh that is so true!!!!! Lolol. I love these jokes.

## Post 8 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Friday, 10-Feb-2006 22:17:01

thank you, thank you

## Post 9 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Saturday, 11-Feb-2006 6:29:14

more...give me more of this...it's sooooooo cool.

## Post 10 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Sunday, 12-Feb-2006 11:36:48

Yeah, we want more! lol

## Post 11 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Sunday, 12-Feb-2006 13:26:53

sorry, out of originals, the others blow ass

## Post 12 by dissonance (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Sunday, 12-Feb-2006 18:25:58

hahahahahahaha I like the second one better! lol!!

## Post 13 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Monday, 13-Feb-2006 3:06:15

OKay ... we can be patient.

## Post 14 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Monday, 13-Feb-2006 7:43:25

originals? you wrote them?

## Post 15 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Monday, 13-Feb-2006 15:54:10

Lol ... if you wrote them, then you are really god. Lol