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  ,:5 ,DAN TOOK UP BOAT-BUILD+1 ,UNA
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9 ! %$1 2C ! C[S >E N TI$ UP1 & UNTIL !Y
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,5GLI%MAN4 ,HE'S ONLY A DOCTOR1 S ,I
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UNCLE (A ;R-;R-RAG+ TOO?A*E4 ,( C\RSE1
AF T WE CDN'T LET HM LIE
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  Z ,KITTY
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,CISSIE NURS$ MY "M1 & %E SAYS %E'LL
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DOES4 ,H] DEVO;N 6ME IS T]RIBLY
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,M>KLAKE ,HALL J Z L;G Z ,I LIVE1 2C
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  ,8,X S.DS AW;L10' SD ,UNA4
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_H ! KEYS = T5 MON?S1 & ,I'D N"E LO/
ANY?+ 2F4 ,I SD NO?+ AT F/1 2C A BIG
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-+ 6H& LAT]4 8,FET*+ UP 9 ! LEE-
SCUPP]S10 MY UNCLE CALLS X4 ,B NEXT WEEK
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NATURAL LIFE4 ,I TOLD ,CISSIE T1 & ,I
SAW H] TREM# 9 MY MIRROR4 ,!N %E CRI$1 &
CAU<T HOLD ( MY KNEES1 & ,I CDN'T = MY
LIFE "U/& :AT X 0 ALL AB1
- %E CRI$ S4 ,C Y GUESS1 MY DE>1 :AT T
POOR CRAZY ?+ _H D"O8 ,X 0 MIDNI<T 2F ,I
PIEC$ X TGR4 ,%E _H GIV5 ! SPOONS 6,J]RY
,GAMM1 ! ,WIT*MA/] ON ! ,GRE51 S T HE
MI<T PUT A *>M ON ME6 ,ME6'

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C\< AWAY & MAKE ME PLUMP -- 8FLE% UP10
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  ',DO8 ,I RODE (F AT FIVE 9 ! MORN+
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HAS A FEW1 & ,J]RY 0 ! MA/] ( ALL \RS AT
,M>KLAKE4 ,HE HAS BE5 A SMU7L]1 &A MAN-
(-W>'S MAN1 & N[ HE PRET5DS 6BE A C>P5T]
& JO9] -- HE C MAKE ALM ANY?+ -- B HE
RE,Y IS A :ITE WIZ>D4 ,HE CURES P 0H]BS
& *>MS4 ,HE C CURE !M AF ,DOCTOR ,BR1K
HAS GIV5 !M UP1 & T'S :Y ,DOCTOR ,BR1K
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SA4LE & D\#-?;G$ HM 2T ! %\LD]S1 OV] !
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,I SPILL$ \ 96! H$GE-TOP4 ,MO/
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! HIVES T -- ,I "K ,I "\N'T TO -- ,I
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  ,88,T ,I DIDN'T10 HE SD4 8,YR ,CISSIE1
%E 0 PICK90' AT ME AN' T>RIFY9' ME ALL !
L;G "D AN' E "D = WEEKS1 6PUT A *>M ON
Y1 ,MISS ,PHIL1 AN' TAKE AWAY YR LL
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WOM5 -- ,I LAID A TASK ON H] : ,I ?"\
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  ,88,:AT ELSE =1 DE>IE80 HE SD4 8,I
DON'T /& 9 NE$ ( H$GE-/1L+S4 ,I'M A
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WON'T TRU/ WOM5 NO M6 ,SILLY OLD 2SOM6
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'8,!N Y'RE A WICK$1 WICK$ OLD MAN10 ,I
  SD1 & ,I 0 S

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MADE ME C\<4
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UP & C>RI$ ME 96HIS COTTAGE -- X'S FULL
( =EIGN CURIOSITIES -- & HE GOT ME "S?+
6EAT & DR9K1 & HE SD HE'D 2 HANG$ 0!
NECK ANY "D IF X PL1S$ ME4 ,HE SD HE'D
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C SEE MY W9D[ F ! C>P5T]'S %$1 ": HE
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