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LIV+ ROSE & MY HORIZON BROAD5$4 ,I 3F9$
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FIVE & "O-HALF H\RS ( ACTUAL SLEEP4 ,I
A4$ ? HALF-H\R 2C ,I 0 -PELL$4 ,F9ANCIAL
SU3ESS P]MITT$ ME M "T = EX]CISE4 ,I
RODE MY :EEL M1 *IEFLY 2C X 0 P]MAN5TLY
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?AN = M5TAL EX]CISE4 ,"! 7 TIR$ NI<TS1
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( V SEV]E EX]CISE ,I ACTU,Y SLEPT SEV5
H\RS4 ,B S* SLEEP ORGIES 7 N FREQU5T4
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FELT WICK$ :5 ,I SLEPT SEV5 H\RS4 ,& ,I
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MY ID1S & ID1LS4 ,MY VOICE1 ON A3.T ( MY
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DRUNK>DS ANY ( !M4 ,!Y J DRANK
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AN ACT ( -RADE%IP & A3EPT$ HOSPITAL;Y4
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S>SAP>ILLA1 ,I DRANK ROOT BE] OR
S>SAP>ILLA ) !M4 ,& :5 "! 7 NO FRS 9 !
H\SE1 :Y1 ,I DIDN'T DR9K ANY?+4 ,:ISKY
DECANT]S 7 ALW 9 ! ROOM ": ,I WROTE1 &=
MON?S & YE>S ,I N"E KNEW :AT X WAS1 :5
0MYF1 6TAKE A DR9K4
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GL[ (! PRELIM9>Y COCKTAIL4 ,X SEEM$ A V
FITT+ & GRACI\S ?+4 ,YET S LL DID ,I /&
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T ,I N"E ?"\ X WOR? :ILE 6H A COCKTAIL
2F MY [N M1L :5 ,I ATE AL"O4
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BRILLIANT MAN1 "S:AT OLD] ?AN ,I1 :O
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RECALL SITT+ :OLE AFNS 9 MY D51 DR9K+
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MILDLY LI<T$ UP & ,I 0 SLI<TLY AW>E T ,I
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M51 ! DR9K+ WAYS ( DR9K & DR9K]S4
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A MAN 2LIEVES HMF ,JOHN ,B>LEYCORN'S
MA/]4 ,I _H PROV$ X 6MY SATISFAC;N 9 !
L;G YE>S ( "W & /UDY4 ,I CD DR9K :5 ,I
WANT$1 REFRA9 :5 ,I WANT$1 DR9K )\T
GETT+ DRUNK1 & 6CAP "EY?+ ,I 0 ?OR\<LY
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P]IOD ,I DRANK PRECISELY =! SAME R1SON
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:OM ,I WANT$ 62HAVE Z A MAN4 ,^!
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DR9K ) !M--,I :O KNEW S 3FID5TLY T ,I _H
NO?+ 6FE> F ,JOHN ,B>LEYCORN4
  ,&! =EGO+ 0 MY ATTITUDE ( M9D = YE>S4
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R>E4 ,X 9T]F]$ ) MY "W1 & ,I P]MITT$
NO?+ 69T]F]E ) MY "W4 ,I REMEMB]1 :5
SP5D+ S"EAL MON?S 9 ! ,EA/ ,5D (
,LONDON1 DUR+ : "T ,I WROTE A BOOK &
ADV5TUR$ M* AM;G/ ! WOR/ (! SLUM
CLASSES1 T ,I GOT DRUNK S"EAL "TS & 0
MI<TILY WRO? ) MYF 2C X 9T]F]$ ) MY
WRIT+4 ,YET ^! V "TS 7 2C ,I 0 \ ON !
ADV5TURE-PA? ": ,JOHN ,B>LEYCORN IS ALW
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ON ME1 UP ROSE MY QUE] MAN-PRIDE4 ,I'D
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HUSKY & *E/Y1 :O _H ! VITAL;Y &!
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LIKES 6GIVE ANO!R BE/4 ,FAU<6 X 0 /1M
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P]MITT$ 6LAG4
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ME T CRAWL$ UP F ! ABYSM ( MY H]$;Y1
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FEET1 & ,I WALK$1 ERECT1 UNSWAY+--: 0 M
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WEEP+ Z HE PO9T$ \ MY SOB] 3DI;N4 ,LL HE
DR1M$ ! IRON CLUT*1 BORN ( OLD TRA9+1 )
: ,I HELD 6MY 3SCI\S;S 9 MY SWIMM+ BRA91
KEPT 3TROL ( MY MUSCLES & MY QUALMS1
KEPT MY VOICE UNBROK5 & EASY & MY ?"\S
3SECUTIVE & LOGICAL4 ,YES1 & MIX$ UP ) X
ALL ,I 0 PRIVILY A-GR94 ,!Y _HN'T MADE A
FOOL ( ME 9 T DR9K+ B\T4 ,& ,I 0 PR\D (
MYF =! A*IEVE;T4 ,D>N X1 ,I AM / PR\D1 S
/RANGELY IS MAN -P.D$4
  ,B ,I DIDN'T WRITE MY ?\S& ^WS NEXT
MORN+4 ,I 0 SICK1 POISON$4 ,X 0 A "D (
WRET*$;S4 ,9 ! AFN ,I _H 6GIVE A PUBLIC
SPEE*4 ,I GAVE X1 & ,I AM 3FID5T X 0 Z
BAD Z ,I FELT4 ,"S ( MY HO/S 7 "! 9 !
FRONT R[S 6M>K ANY SIGNS ON ME (! NI<T
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M>K$ SIGNS ON !M & TOOK 3SOL,N 9 ! K T
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MY LA/ DR9K+ B\T ( ANY SORT4 ,OH1 ,I H
DRUNK "E S9CE1 B ) M WISDOM1 M 4CRE;N1 &
N"E 9 A -PETITIVE _S4 ,X IS ?US T !
S1SON$ DR9K] GR[S S1SON$4
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8HORSE'S NECK0--A L;G1 S(T1 COOL DR9K )
AN APPLE PEEL OR AN ORANGE PEEL FLOAT+ 9
X4 ,&= T :OLE VOYAGE ,I DRANK HORSE'S1
NECKS ) MY TWO -PANIONS4 ,ON ! O!R H&1
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MATT]4 ,I 0 /R;G ) Y\?1 & UNAFRAID1 &
ALCOHOL 0 AN UTT]LY NEGLIGI# "Q S F> Z
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