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  8,! ?+ IS1 ,JOHNNY1 Y C'T LOVE DOGS
96DO+ PROFES.NAL TRICKS1 : IS ! DI6];E
2T DOGS & WOM510 ,COLL9S TOLD 8
ASSI/ANT4 8,Y "K H[ X IS ) ANY DOG4 ,Y
LOVE X UP 96LY+ D[N & ROLL+ OV] & PLAY+
D1D & ALL S* DUB TRICKS4 ,& !N "O "D Y
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HE GETS ALL EXCIT$ & FOOLI%1 & Y C'T GET
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-PANY1 =GET ALL _! TRA9+1 & ?R[ Y D[N40
  8,N[ ON ! /AGE1 !Y GOT R1L TRICKS 6D1
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& ,I'VE /UDI$ X ALL MY LIFE4 ,I'M A
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HE D8 ,HE'LL KISS YR H&1 & 2 OB$I5T1 &
CRAWL ON 8 BELLY 6D :AT Y WANT HM 6D4
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,!Y A9'T GOT C\RAGE1 & Y DON'T WANT
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FI<T+ Y4 ,HE'S TOO S5SI# 6FI<T IF Y
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,I LOVE ( ,MIKE L1VE ME AL"O4 ,MY NOSE
IS AW;L SORE4 ,I'D L 6GET Y1 B ,I C'T4
,I'LL D ANY?+ Y WANT1 & ,I'LL 2 DR1D;L
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  8,B MAN IS ! BOSS1 & HE C'T AF=D 6BE S
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! DIRT4 ,MAKE HM KISS ! /ICK T'S B1T5
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  8,N[ HE MI<T 2 TRICKY10 ,COLL9S
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T5TATIVELY & HESITANTLY1 B QKLY &
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