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    ,ANALYSIS
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-MUN;Y S]VICE ,KEV9 2GAN SP1K+ 6S*OOLS &
Y\? GR\PS ON 8,! ,P]ILS ( ,DR9K+ &
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A V5DETTA4 ,MY FOCUS IS SIMPLY 6GET ON )
LIFE10 ,KEV9 SD4 8,"!'S BE5 S M* WRITT5
AB MY :OLE 9CID5T ^! PA/ SIX MON?S T X'S
IMPOSSI# 6KEEP UP ) X2 S ,I J DON'T R1D
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ANY?+ ,I'D L1 X WD 2 6L1VE ME & MY /ORY
\ (! BOOK4 ,X'S "T 6GET ON ) O!R ?+S40
  ,L ,L>RY ,MAHONEY1 ,KEV9 IS DECL9+ AN
OPPORTUN;Y 6T\* O!RS )! VIVID MESSAGE HE
CD %>E4 ,I C'T HELP B WOND] IF ,KEV9'S
/ORY1 IF HE WD %>E X1 CD SAVE A LIFE
"S"T 9 ! FUTURE 0KEEP+ "S"O "S": F DRIV+
DRUNK4

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  ,N ALL ! DRUNK DRIV]S :O GET S\S$ & !N
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MA*9ES & KILL GET CAU<T 0! LAW4
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  ,9 A M POIGNANT WAY ?AN ,I CD "E TELL
Y ! /ORY1 C>OLYN ,BURNAM %>ES H] ?"\S ON
! D1? ( H] SON ,D>R93 ,/&+ "! FEEL+ S
ALL AL"O1 ,I />$ 9 4BELIEF AT ! CASKET (
MY SEV5TE5-YE>-OLD SON1 ,D>R91 :O DI$ 9
A C> A3ID5T 2C HE &A FR MADE ! FATAL
MISTAKE ( DR9K+ & DRIV+4
  ,HE 0 MY SECOND SON--"! 7 ALM SIX YE>S
2T HM & MY F/ SON1 ,DANNY4 ,I _H 6G 6"W
AF ,DANNY 0 BORN1 S :5 ,D>R9 0 BORN ,I
DECID$ 6/AY HOME & TAKE C>E ( HM1 MYF4
,D>R9 0 ) ME 3/ANTLY2 ,I H>DLY "E LEFT
HM ) ANY"O ELSE4 ,HE 0 MY :OLE LIFE4
  ,HE GREW 96A V NICE-LOOK+ BOY2 HE 0
TALL & SL5D] ) D>K1 CURLY HAIR4 ,HE LOV$
PRACTICAL JOKES & MAK+ P LAU<4 ,HE LOV$
LIFE4 ,I DON'T ?9K ,I "E SAW HM BOR$4 ,L
ALL TE5AG]S1 ,D>R9 LIK$ MOVIES1 ROCK
3C]TS1 GIRLS1 & TALK+ ON ! TELEPH"O4
  ,I DON'T "K :Y HE />T$ DR9K+1 UN.S HE
?"\ HE _H 6S HE WD 2 A3EPT$ 0HIS FRS4
,UN=TUNATELY1 ,I DIDN'T ?9K ANY?+ 0 WR;G
) 8 HAV+ A BE] OR TWO ) 8 "F1 OLD]
BRO!R1 OR FRS4 ,T 0 MY F/ MISTAKE4
,PRETTY SOON X GOT UNCONTROLLA#1 & ,I
GOT HELP = HM4 ,HE SEEM$ 6BE DO+ GRT1 B
,I GUESS ! PE] PRESSURE GOT ! BE/ (
,D>R94
  ,ON SPR+ BR1K 9 #AIHC1 ,D>R9 &A FR B"\
TWO BOTTLES ( B\RBON2 ! LIQUOR /ORE CL]K
DIDN'T BO!R 6ASK = ANY ID5TIFIC,N--A BIG
MISTAKE 2C X HELP$ GET MY SON KILL$4 ,%E
EV5 GAVE !M TWO ICE-FILL$ GLASSES4 ,MY
SON & 8 FR 7 ON _! WAY 6MEET ALL ( U AT
\R B1* H\SE 9 ,CORPUS ,*RI/I4 ,!Y N"E
MADE X4
  ,! O!R BOY TOLD ME T 2C !Y _H BE5
DR9K+1 !Y GOT ON ! WR;G HI<WAY--A D>K &
L"OLY ROAD--& HE ?9KS MY SON FELL ASLEEP
& LO/ 3TROL (! C>4 ,!N HE GRA2$ ! :EEL B
OV]CORRECT$1 CAUS+ X 6FLIP OV] S"EAL
"TS1 ?R[+ MY SON \ ONTO ! PAVE;T4
  ,! BOY GOT \ (! C>1 SE>*$ 9 ! D>K;S =
MY SON1 !N FLA7$ D[N A C> = HELP4 ,CRY+1
! BOY TOLD ME HE SAT ) MY SON'S H1D 9 8
LAP1 HOLD+ X UP S HE CD BR1!4 ,HE SD "!
0 BLOOD RUNN+ F MY SON'S E>1 NOSE1 &
M\?4 ,D>R9 N"E SD A ^W4
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M># MAUSOLEUM WALL ) 8 "N ON X4 ,! ONLY
BIR?"D & ,*RI/MAS PRES5TS HE C GET >E
FL[]S4
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8,DE> ,A2Y40 ,X ALW RENEWS MY [N -MIT;T
6SEE+ T :E!R ! PRO#M IS BOOZE OR J
RECK.S;S1 N ANO!R KID NE$S 6DIE ON !
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C> \ ( ,MOM4 8,SPECIAL FAVOR10 ,I PL1D$4
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RANG1 ,I ?REW ALL MY BOOKS 9 ! LOCK]4 ,I
0 FREE UNTIL #H3DJ TM MORN+6 ,I RAN 6!
P>K+ LOT1 EXCIT$ AT ! ?"\ ( DRIV+ A C> &
2+ MY [N BOSS4 ,FREE6
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LADY :O SEEM$ 6BE GO+ AW;LLY SL[4 ,I
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SCR1M4
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TN4 ,I'M SUPPOS$ 6GR[ UP & H A WOND];L
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,:Y DID ,I H 6LOOK AT ,MOM'S EYES :5 %E
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SU45LY LOOK$ L AN OLD MAN4 ,HE TOLD !
MAN 9 *>GE1 8,YES1 HE IS MY SON40
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CASKET4 ,!Y PASS$ BY1 "O 0"O1 & LOOK$ AT
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BU4IES 7 CRY+4 ,A FEW (! GIRLS T\*$ MY
H& & SO2$ Z !Y WALK$ AWAY4
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>E L ZOMBIES4
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! GR.D ''' GIVE ME J "O M *.E1 ,GOD4
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MATUR;Y OOZ+ "? ! COCKTAIL "PY4 '''
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SAKE ( T5S ( ?\S&S ( LIVES--&= YR [N
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