             ,,*APT] ,,XXV4
  ,,! NEWS 0 ALL OV] T[N 9 TWO M9UTES1 &
Y CD SEE ! P TE>+ D[N ON ! RUN F E :
WAY1 "S ( !M PUTT+ ON _! COATS Z !Y -E4
,PRETTY SOON WE 0 9 ! MI4LE (A CR[D1 &!
NOISE (! TRAMP+ 0 L A SOLDI] M>*4 ,!
W9D[S & DOORY>DS 0 FULL2 & E M9UTE
"SBODY WD SAY1 OV] A F;E3
  8,IS X ,,!M80
  ,& "SBODY TROTT+ AL;G )! GANG WD ANSW]
BACK & SAY3
  8,Y BET X IS40
  ,:5 WE GOT 6! H\SE ! /REET 9 FRONT ( X
0 PACK$1 &! ?REE GIRLS 0 /&+ 9 ! DOOR4
,M>Y ,JANE ,,0 R$-H1D$1 B T DON'T MAKE
NO DI6];E1 %E 0 MO/ AW;L B1UTI;L1 & H]
FACE & H] EYES 0 ALL LIT UP L GLORY1 %E
0 S GLAD H] UNCLES 0 -E4 ,! K+ HE SPR1D
8 >MS1 & ,M>SY ,JANE %E JUMP$ = !M1 &!
H>E-LIP JUMP$ =! DUKE1 & "! !Y ,,_H X6
,"EYBODY MO/1 L1/WAYS WOM51 CRI$ = JOY
6SEE !M MEET AG AT LA/ & H S* GD "TS4
  ,!N ! K+ HE HUN*$ ! DUKE PRIVATE--,I
SEE HM D X--& !N HE LOOK$ >.D & SEE !
C(F91 OV] 9 ! CORN] ON TWO *AIRS2 S !N
HM &! DUKE1 )A H& ACR EA* O!R'S %\LD]1 &
T'O!R H& 6_! EYES1 WALK$ SL[ & SOLEMN
OV] "!1 "EYBODY DROPP+ BACK 6GIVE !M
ROOM1 & ALL ! TALK & NOISE /OPP+1 P SAY+
8,SH60 & ALL ! M5 TAK+ _! HATS (F &
DROOP+ _! H1DS1 S Y CD A HE>D A P9 FALL4
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C(F91 & TOOK "O SI<T1 & !N !Y BU/ \ A-
CRY+ S Y CD A HE>D !M 6,ORL1NS1 MO/2 &
!N !Y PUT _! >MS >.D EA* O!R'S NECKS1 &
HUNG _! *9S OV] EA* O!R'S %\LD]S2 & !N =
?REE M9UTES1 OR MAYBE F\R1 ,I N"E SEE
TWO M5 L1K ! WAY !Y D"O4 ,&1 M9D Y1
"EYBODY 0 DO+ ! SAME2 &! PLACE 0 T DAMP
,I N"E SEE ANY?+ L X4 ,!N "O ( !M GOT ON
"O SIDE (! C(F91 & T'O!R ON T'O!R SIDE1
& !Y KNEEL$ D[N & RE/$ _! =EH1DS ON !
C(F91 & LET ON 6PRAY ALL 6!MVS4 ,WELL1
:5 X -E 6T X "W$ ! CR[D L Y N"E SEE
ANY?+ L X1 & "EYBODY BROKE D[N & W5T
6SO2+ "R \ L\D--! POOR GIRLS1 TOO2 & E
WOMAN1 NE>LY1 W5T UP 6! GIRLS1 )\T SAY+
A ^W1 & KISS$ !M1 SOLEMN1 ON ! =EH1D1 &
!N PUT _! H& ON _! H1D1 & LOOK$ UP T[>DS
! SKY1 )! TE>S RUNN+ D[N1 & !N BU/$ \ &
W5T (F SO2+ & SWA2+1 & GIVE ! NEXT WOMAN
A %[4 ,I N"E SEE ANY?+ S 4GU/+4
  ,WELL1 BY & BY ! K+ HE GETS UP & -ES
=W>D A LL1 & "WS HMF UP & SLO2]S \ A
SPEE*1 ALL FULL ( TE>S & FLAPDOODLE AB
XS 2+ A SORE TRIAL = HM & 8 POOR BRO!R
6LOSE ! 41S$1 & 6MISS SEE+ 41S$ ALIVE AF
! L;G J\RNEY ( F\R ?\S& MILE1 B X'S A
TRIAL T'S SWEET5$ & SANCTIFI$ 6U 0? DE>
SYMPA?Y & ^! HOLY TE>S1 & S HE ?ANKS !M
\ ( 8 HE>T & \ ( 8 BRO!R'S HE>T1 2C \ (
_! M\?S !Y C'T1 ^WS 2+ TOO W1K & COLD1 &
ALL T K9D ( ROT & SLU%1 TILL X 0 J
SICK5+2 & !N HE BLU2]S \ A PI\S GDY- GDY
,AM51 & TURNS HMF LOOSE & GOES 6CRY+ FIT
6BU/4
  ,&! M9UTE ! ^WS 7 \ ( 8 M\? "SBODY OV]
9 ! CR[D /RUCK UP ! DOXOLOJ]1 & "EYBODY
JO9$ 9 ) ALL _! MI<T1 & X J W>M$ Y UP &
MADE Y FEEL Z GD Z *UR* LETT+ \4 ,MUSIC
IS A GD ?+2 & AF ALL T S\L-BUTT] &
HOGWA% ,I N"E SEE X FRE%5 UP ?+S S1 &
S.D S H"O/ & BULLY4
  ,!N ! K+ 2G9S 6"W 8 JAW AG1 & SAYS H[
HM & 8 NIECES WD 2 GLAD IF A FEW (! MA9
PR9CIPAL FRS (! FAMILY WD TAKE SUPP] "H
) !M ? EV5+1 & HELP SET UP )! A%ES (!
41S$2 & SAYS IF 8 POOR BRO!R LAY+ YOND]
CD SP1K HE "KS :O HE WD "N1 = !Y 0 "NS T
0 V DE> 6HM1 & M5;N$ (T5 9 8 LRS2 & S HE
W "N ! SAME1 6WIT1 Z FOLL[S1 VIZZ43--
,REV4 ,MR4 ,HOBSON1 & ,D1CON ,LOT
,HOVEY1 & ,MR4 ,B5 ,RUCK]1 & ,ABN]
,%ACKLE=D1 & ,LEVI ,BELL1 & ,DR4
,ROB9SON1 & _! WIVES1 &! WID[ ,B>TLEY4
  ,REV4 ,HOBSON & ,DR4 ,ROB9SON 0 D[N 6!
5D (! T[N A-HUNT+ TGR--T IS1 ,I M1N !
DOCTOR 0 %IPP+ A SICK MAN TO ;T'O!R _W1
&! PR1*] 0 P9T+ HM "R4 ,LAWY] ,BELL 0
AWAY UP 6,L\ISVILLE ON BUSI;S4 ,B ! RE/
0 ON H&1 & S !Y ALL -E & %OOK H&S )! K+
& ?ANK$ HM & TALK$ 6HM2 & !N !Y %OOK H&S
)! DUKE & DIDN'T SAY NO?+1 B J KEPT A-
SMIL+ & BO2+ _! H1DS L A PASSEL (
SAPH1DS :IL/ HE MADE ALL SORTS ( SIGNS )
8 H&S & SD 8,GOO-GOO--GOO-GOO- GOO0 ALL
! "T1 L A BABY T C'T TALK4
  ,S ! K+ HE BLATT]$ AL;G1 & MANAG$
69QUIRE AB PRETTY M* "EYBODY & DOG 9
T[N1 0HIS "N1 & M5;N$ ALL SORTS ( LL ?+S
T HAPP5$ "O "T OR ANO!R 9 ! T[N1 OR
6,GEORGE'S FAMILY1 OR 6,PET]4 ,& HE ALW
LET ON T ,PET] WROTE HM ! ?+S2 B T 0 A
LIE3 HE GOT E B.S$ "O ( !M \ ( T "Y
FLATH1D T WE CANO$ UP 6! /1MBOAT4
  ,!N ,M>Y ,JANE %E FET*$ ! LR H] "F
LEFT 2H1 &! K+ HE R1D X \ L\D & CRI$ OV]
X4 ,X GIVE ! DWELL+-H\SE & ?REE ?\S&
DOLL>S1 GOLD1 6! GIRLS2 & X GIVE !
TANY>D 7: 0 DO+ A GD BUSI;S71 AL;G ) "S
O!R H\SES & L& 7WOR? AB SEV5 ?\S&71 &
?REE ?\S& DOLL>S 9 GOLD 6,H>VEY &
,WILLIAM1 & TOLD ": ! SIX ?\S& CA% 0 HID
D[N CELL>4 ,S ^! TWO FRAUDS SD !Y'D G &
FET* X UP1 & H "EY?+ SQU>E & ABVBO>D2 &
TOLD ME 6-E )A C&LE4 ,WE %UT ! CELL>
DOOR 2H U1 & :5 !Y F.D ! BAG !Y SPILT X
\ ON ! FLOOR1 & X 0 A LOVELY SI<T1 ALL
!M YALL]-BOYS4 ,MY1 ! WAY ! K+'S EYES
DID %9E6 ,HE SLAPS ! DUKE ON ! %\LD] &
SAYS3
  8,OH1 ,,? A9'T BULLY NOR NO?'N6 ,OH1
NO1 ,I RECKON N6 ,:Y1 ,BILJY1 X B1TS !
,N"OS*1 ,,DON'T X80
  ,! DUKE ALL[$ X DID4 ,!Y PAW$ ! YALL]-
BOYS1 & SIFT$ !M "? _! F+]S & LET !M
J+LE D[N ON ! FLOOR2 &! K+ SAYS3
  8,X A9'T NO USE TALK9'2 2IN' BRO!RS 6A
RI* D1D MAN & REPRES5TATIVES ( FURR9
HEIRS T'S GOT LEFT IS ! L9E = Y & ME1
,BILGE4 ,?I% Y] -ES ( TRU/'N 6,PROVID;E4
,X'S ! BE/ WAY1 9 ! L;G RUN4 ,I'VE TRI$
'EM ALL1 & !R0' A9'T NO BETT] WAY40
  ,MO/ "EYBODY WD A BE5 SATISFI$ )!
PILE1 & TOOK X ON TRU/2 B NO1 !Y M/ C.T
X4 ,S !Y C.TS X1 & X -ES \ F\R HUNDR$ &
FIFTE5 DOLL>S %ORT4 ,SAYS ! K+3
  8,D]N HM1 ,I WOND] :AT HE D"O ) T F\R
HUNDR$ & FIFTE5 DOLL>S80
  ,!Y WORRI$ OV] T A:ILE1 & RANSACK$ ALL
>.D = X4 ,!N ! DUKE SAYS3
  8,WELL1 HE 0 A PRETTY SICK MAN1 &
LIKELY HE MADE A MISTAKE--,I RECKON T'S
! WAY ( X4 ,! BE/ WAY'S 6LET X G1 & KEEP
/ AB X4 ,WE C SP>E X40
  8,OH1 %UCKS1 YES1 WE C ,,SP>E X4 ,I
DON'T K'Y] NO?'N ,8B\T T--X'S ! ,,C.T
,I'M ?9K9' AB4 ,WE WANT 6BE AW;L SQU>E &
OP5 & ABV-BO>D "H1 Y "K4 ,WE WANT 6LUG ?
;H-Y] M"OY UP /AIRS & C.T X 2F "EYBODY--
!N !R0' A9'T NO?'N SUSPICI\S4 ,B :5 !
D1D MAN SAYS !R'S SIX ?\S'N DOLL>S1 Y
"K1 WE DON'T WANT TO--0
  8,HOLD ON10 SAYS ! DUKE4 8,LE'S MAKE
UP ! DE6ISIT10 & HE 2GUN 6HAUL \ YALL]-
BOYS \ ( 8 POCKET4
  8,X'S A MO/ AMAZ'N' GD IDEA1 DUKE--Y
,,H GOT A RATTL9' CL"E H1D ON Y10 SAYS !
K+4 8,BLE/ IF ! OLD ,N"OS* A9'T A HEPP9'
U \ AG910 & ,,HE 2GUN 6HAUL \ YALL]-
JACKETS & /ACK !M UP4
  ,X MO/ BU/$ !M1 B !Y MADE UP ! SIX
?\S& CL1N & CLE>4
  8,SAY10 SAYS ! DUKE1 8,I GOT ANO!R
IDEA4 ,LE'S G UP /AIRS & C.T ? M"OY1 &
!N TAKE & ,,GIVE ,,X ,,6,,! ,,GIRLS40
  8,GD L&1 DUKE1 LEMME HUG Y6 ,X'S ! MO/
DAZZL+ IDEA ,8AT "E A MAN /RUCK4 ,Y H
C]T'NLY GOT ! MO/ A/ONI%9' H1D ,I "E
SEE4 ,OH1 ? IS ! BOSS DODGE1 !R0' A9'T
NO MISTAKE ,8B\T X4 ,LET 'EM FET* AL;G
_! SUSPICIONS N[ IF !Y WANT TO--? 'LL
LAY 'EM \40
  ,:5 WE GOT UP-/AIRS "EYBODY GE!R$ >.D
! TA#1 &! K+ HE C.T$ X & /ACK$ X UP1
?REE HUNDR$ DOLL>S 9 A PILE--TW5TY
ELEGANT LL PILES4 ,"EYBODY LOOK$ HUNGRY
AT X1 & LICK$ _! *OPS4 ,!N !Y RAK$ X 96!
BAG AG1 & ,I SEE ! K+ 2G9 6SWELL HMF UP
= ANO!R SPEE*4 ,HE SAYS3
  8,FRS ALL1 MY POOR BRO!R T LAYS YOND]
HAS D"O G5]\S 0!M T'S LEFT 2H 9 ! VALE (
SORR]S4 ,HE HAS D"O G5]\S 0^! Y] POOR LL
LAMBS T HE LOV$ & %ELT]$1 & T'S LEFT
"F.S & "M.S4 ,YES1 & WE T "K$ HM "KS T
HE WD A D"O ,,M G5]\S BY 'EM IF HE _HN'T
B5 AFE>D O' W.D9' 8 DE> ,WILLIAM & ME4
,N[1 ,,WDN'T HE8 ,!R0' A9'T NO "Q ,8B\T
X 9 ,,MY M9D4 ,WELL1 !N1 :AT K9D O'
BRO!RS WD X 2 T 'D /& 9 8 WAY AT SE* A
"T8 ,& :AT K9D O' UNCLES WD X 2 T 'D ROB
--YES1 ,,ROB--SE* POOR SWEET LAMBS Z ^!
,8AT HE LOV$ S AT SE* A "T8 ,IF ,I "K
,WILLIAM--& ,I ,,?9K ,I D--HE--WELL1
,I'LL JE/ ASK HM40 ,HE TURNS >.D & 2G9S
6MAKE A LOT ( SIGNS 6! DUKE ) 8 H&S1 &!
DUKE HE LOOKS AT HM /UPID & L1!R- H1D$ A
:ILE2 !N ALL (A SU45 HE SEEMS 6CAT* 8
M1N+1 & JUMPS =! K+1 GOO-GOO+ ) ALL 8
MI<T = JOY1 & HUGS HM AB FIFTE5 "TS 2F
HE LETS UP4 ,!N ! K+ SAYS1 8,I "K$ X2 ,I
RECKON ,,T 'LL 3V9CE ANYBODY ! WAY ,,HE
FEELS AB X4 ,"H1 ,M>Y ,JANE1 ,SUSAN1
,JOANN]1 TAKE ! M"OY--TAKE X ,,ALL4 ,X'S
! GIFT ( HM T LAYS YOND]1 COLD B JOY;L40
  ,M>Y ,JANE %E W5T = HM1 ,SUSAN &! H>E-
LIP W5T =! DUKE1 & !N S* ANO!R HU7+ &
KISS+ ,I N"E SEE YET4 ,& "EYBODY CR[D$
UP )! TE>S 9 _! EYES1 & MO/ %OOK ! H&S
(F ( !M FRAUDS1 SAY+ ALL ! "T3
  8,Y ,,DE> GD S\LS6--H[ ,,LOVELY6--H[
,,CD Y60
  ,WELL1 !N1 PRETTY SOON ALL H&S GOT
6TALK+ AB ! 41S$ AG1 & H[ GD HE WAS1 &
:AT A LOSS HE WAS1 & ALL T2 & 2F L;G A
BIG IRON-JAW$ MAN "W$ HMF 9 "! F \TSIDE1
& /OOD A-LI/5+ & LOOK+1 & N SAY+ ANY?+2
& NOBODY SAY+ ANY?+ 6HM EI1 2C ! K+ 0
TALK+ & !Y 0 ALL BUSY LI/5+4 ,! K+ 0
SAY+--IN ! MI4LE ( "S?+ HE'D />T$ 9 ON--
  8--!Y 2IN' "PICKL] FRS O' ! 41S$4 ,T'S
:Y !Y'RE 9VIT$ "H ? EV59'2 B TM WE WANT
,,ALL 6-E--"EYBODY2 = HE RESPECT$
"EYBODY1 HE LIK$ "EYBODY1 & S X'S FITT5
T 8 FUN]AL ORGIES %'D 2 PUBLIC40
  ,& S HE W5T A-MOON+ ON & ON1 LIK+ 6HE>
HMF TALK1 & E LL :ILE HE FET*$ 9 8
FUN]AL ORGIES AG1 TILL ! DUKE HE CDN'T
/& X NO M2 S HE WRITES ON A LL SCRAP (
PAP]1 8,,OBSEQUIES1 Y OLD FOOL10 & FOLDS
X UP1 & GOES 6GOO-GOO+ & R1*+ X OV] P'S
H1DS 6HM4 ,! K+ HE R1DS X & PUTS X 9 8
POCKET1 & SAYS3
  8,POOR ,WILLIAM1 A6LICT$ Z HE IS1 8
,,HE>T'S ALUZ "R4 ,ASKS ME 69VITE
"EYBODY 6-E 6! FUN]AL--WANTS ME 6MAKE
'EM ALL WELCOME4 ,B HE NE$N'T A WORRI$--
X 0 JE/ :AT ,I 0 AT40
  ,!N HE W1VES AL;G AG1 P]FECTLY CA'M1 &
GOES 6DROPP+ 9 8 FUN]AL ORGIES AG E N[ &
!N1 J L HE D"O 2F4 ,& :5 HE D"O X ! ?IRD
"T HE SAYS3
  8,I SAY ORGIES1 N 2C X'S ! -MON T]M1
2C X A9'T--OBSEQUIES 2IN' ! -MON T]M--B
2C ORGIES IS ! "R T]M4 ,OBSEQUIES A9'T
US$ 9 ,5GL& NO M N[--X'S G"O \4 ,WE SAY
ORGIES N[ 9 ,5GL&4 ,ORGIES IS BETT]1 2C
X M1NS ! ?+ Y'RE AF M EXACT4 ,X'S A ^W
T'S MADE UP \'N ! ,GREEK ,,ORGO1 \TSIDE1
OP51 ABROAD2 &! ,HEBREW ,,JEESUM1
6PLANT1 COV] UP2 H;E 9,,T]4 ,S1 Y SEE1
FUN]AL ORGIES IS AN OP5 ] PUBLIC
FUN]AL40
  ,HE 0 ! ,,WOR/ ,I "E /RUCK4 ,WELL1 !
IRON- JAW$ MAN HE LAU<$ "R 9 8 FACE4
,"EYBODY 0 %OCK$4 ,"EYBODY SAYS1 8,:Y1
,,DOCTOR60 & ,ABN] ,%ACKLE=D SAYS3
  8,:Y1 ,ROB9SON1 HA9'T Y HE>D ! NEWS8
,? IS ,H>VEY ,WILKS40
  ,! K+ HE SMIL$ EAG]1 & %OV$ \ 8
FLAPP]1 & SAYS3
  8,IS X MY POOR BRO!R'S DE> GD FR &
PHYSICIAN8 ,I--0
  8,KEEP YR H&S (F ( ME60 SAYS ! DOCTOR4
8,,Y TALK L AN ,5GLI%MAN1 ,,DON'T Y8
,X'S ! WOR/ IMIT,N ,I "E HE>D4 ,,Y ,PET]
,WILKS'S BRO!R6 ,Y'RE A FRAUD1 T'S :AT Y
>E60
  ,WELL1 H[ !Y ALL TOOK ON6 ,!Y CR[D$
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TRI$ 6EXPLA9 6HM & TELL HM H[ ,H>VEY 'D
%[$ 9 =TY WAYS T HE ,,0 ,H>VEY1 & "K$
"EYBODY 0"N1 &! "NS (! V DOGS1 & BE7$ &
,,BE7$ HM N 6HURT ,H>VEY'S FEEL+S &!
POOR GIRL'S FEEL+S1 & ALL T4 ,B X W>N'T
NO USE2 HE /ORM$ "R AL;G1 & SD ANY MAN T
PRET5D$ 6BE AN ,5GLI%MAN & CDN'T IMITATE
! L+O NO BETT] ?AN :AT HE DID 0 A FRAUD
&A LI>4 ,! POOR GIRLS 0 HANG+ 6! K+ &
CRY+2 & ALL (A SU45 ! DOCTOR UPS & TURNS
ON ,,!M4 ,HE SAYS3
  8,I 0 YR "F'S FR1 & ,I'M YR FR2 & ,I
W>N Y Z A FR1 & AN H"O/ "O T WANTS
6PROTECT Y & KEEP Y \ ( H>M & TR\#1
6TURN YR BACKS ON T SC.DREL & H NO?+ 6D
) HM1 ! IGNORANT TRAMP1 ) 8 IDIOTIC
,GREEK & ,HEBREW1 Z HE CALLS X4 ,HE IS !
?9NE/ K9D ( AN IMPO/OR--HAS -E "H )A LOT
( EMPTY "NS & FACTS : HE PICK$ UP "S":S1
& Y TAKE !M = ,,PRO(S1 & >E HELP$ 6FOOL
YRVS 0^! FOOLI% FRS "H1 :O "\ 6"K BETT]4
,M>Y ,JANE ,WILKS1 Y "K ME = YR FR1 &=
YR UNSELFI% FR1 TOO4 ,N[ LI/5 6ME2 TURN
? PITI;L RASCAL \--,I ,,BEG Y 6D X4 ,W
Y80
  ,M>Y ,JANE /RAI<T5$ H]F UP1 & MY1 B %E
0 H&"S6 ,%E SAYS3
  8,,"H IS MY ANSW]40 ,%E HOVE UP ! BAG
( M"OY & PUT X 9 ! K+'S H&S1 & SAYS1
8,TAKE ? SIX ?\S& DOLL>S1 & 9VE/ = ME &
MY SI/]S ANY WAY Y WANT TO1 & DON'T GIVE
U NO RECEIPT = X40
  ,!N %E PUT H] >M >.D ! K+ ON "O SIDE1
& ,SUSAN &! H>E-LIP D"O ! SAME ON ! O!R4
,"EYBODY CLAPP$ _! H&S & /OMP$ ON !
FLOOR L A P]FECT /ORM1 :IL/ ! K+ HELD UP
8 H1D & SMIL$ PR\D4 ,! DOCTOR SAYS3
  8,ALL "R2 ,I WA% ,,MY H&S (! MATT]4 ,B
,I W>N Y ALL T A "T 'S -+ :5 Y'RE GO+
6FEEL SICK :5"E Y ?9K ( ? "D40 ,& AWAY
HE W5T4
  8,ALL "R1 DOCTOR10 SAYS ! K+1 K9D]
MOCK+ HM2 8WE'LL TRY & GET 'EM 6S5D =
Y20 : MADE !M ALL LAU<1 & !Y SD X 0 A
PRIME GD HIT4
